The stories and battle were requested by: I think you know. Enjoy.


While the Phantom Thieves were scanning the area for more minions, Morgana's phone was ringing. It was from Yaya.

"Hey Morgana, you ever wondered who will be revealed for Smash at E3 next?" She asked.

"I'm actually pretty excited to find out who it is." Morgana replied.

"Anything could happen, Morgy." Yaya giggled.

Morgana was surprised and confused at the name Yaya gave him.

"Did you just call me Morgy?" He asked.

"It's just a cute nickname I came up for you." Yaya explained.

"I like it." Morgana smiled.

Suddenly, some of Hamister's minions sliced the phone wires, interrupting Morgana's phone call.


While the Phantom Thieves were warding off those minions, Geno and Mallow were searching the area.

"There's got to be minions around here." Geno informed.

"If there's none in the area, they probably retreated." Mallow replied.

Suddenly, Bowyer landed in front of them.

"Surprised?!" He exclaimed. "I'm aiding Hamister in conquering this world!"

"You're serving that mutated gerbil?!" Geno exclaimed.

"HE'S A HAMSTER, DUMBASS!" Bowyer yelled. "Now I'll gut you both in his name!"

"We've defeated you before." Mallow informed.

"You're point?!" Bowyer retorted.

"Hey, just take these." AVGN informed, passing Mallow and Geno Super Scopes.

"And where did you learn to fly?" Bowyer asked AVGN with a grin.

AVGN, Geno, and Mallow blasted Bowyer with their Super Scopes.

"Where did YOU learn to be an asshole?!" AVGN retorted.


Meanwhile, Squirrely was on the phone with Pepper, who was back at the base.

"So Pepper, have you ever tried Hugo's Banana Punch?" He asked.

"I have. It's amazing!" Pepper replied. "Although, I wonder what would happen if you eat a banana, and drink a 7up at the same time."

Squirrely agreed to Pepper's dare. He got a banana from a tree, and a 7up from a vending machine.

"Here we go." He said to himself.

He ate the banana and drank the 7up at the same time. At first, nothing happened, until he started regurgitating, then rushed to a public bathroom to vomit.


See you all next time.