RedHood123 suggested I do the boss battle, but there's a story at the end that was requested by him. Enjoy.
"Look at all those creatures." A voice whispered to itself. "They look so innocent. Time to do what Hamister summoned me here for."
Out from a bush came APC (Adult Party Cartoon) Ren from Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon.
"Time to feel pain!" He yelled.
Meanwhile, the authors were on guard for any attackers.
"You feel something?" DP994 asked.
"I have something important to let you know." RH123 informed. "APC Ren in coming! I know who can stop him!"
RH123 opened some kind of weird portal.
"I think I know who you're summoning." DP994 replied.
Out came the original Ren, with original Stimpy following.
"Hey, this isn't Chuck E Cheeses." Original Ren spoke out.
"I think we're in Baltimore, Ren." Original Stimpy informed.
"You're not in Baltimore, you're in Show Town." RH123 informed. "This city is in trouble from a rising menace, and the menace has recruited..."
APC Ren jumped out of nowhere.
"Prepare to feel pain, pussies!" He yelled.
Suddenly, he noticed Original Ren.
"Who the hell are you?!" APC Ren demanded.
"Who the heck are YOU?!" Original Ren replied.
"I asked you first!" APC Ren exclaimed.
"I asked you second!" Original Ren exclaimed.
"Which one is the real Ren?!" Original Stimpy asked.
"I am." Both Rens replied.
A gun coincidentally fell into Original Stimpy's hands.
"Stimpy, shoot him!" Original Ren exclaimed. "I'm Original Ren!"
"No! I'm Original Ren!" APC Ren exclaimed. "Shoot him!"
Original Stimpy was confused.
"Which one to shoot?" He asked. "Okay Rens, what do you call me?"
"An idiot." Original Ren answered.
"A fucking idiot!" APC Ren answered.
Original Stimpy shot APC Ren.
"Ren!" Stimpy yelled, hugging Original Ren.
"Okay Stimpy, that's enough." Original Ren replied. "So, what's going on here?"
"Our town is being attacked by Hamister Nibbles." DP994 explained.
"Hey, I know that name." Original Ren replied. "Count us in. You up for it, Stimpy?"
"Up? I'm on the ground, Ren." Stimpy replied.
Ren face-palmed.
"Just follow us." He instructed.
As everyone walked off, APC Ren opened an eye.
Meanwhile, Rabbity and Foxy were taking a break, which Squirrely consented.
"Foxy, I have something special for you." Rabbity replied. "Close your eyes and open wide."
Foxy did just that, and Rabbity gave her a strawberry, which she savoured in her mouth by chewing slowly.
"It's your favourite fruit, my girl." Rabbity informed.
See you in the next chapter where AVGN battles Mutant Hamster Powered Evil Steve.
