Some moments in this chapter were RedHood123-requested. Enjoy.
Back at the base, Chudd was showing Hugo and Rita how to use a hoverboard.
"All you got to do is stand on the board, and move either forwards or backwards." Chudd instructed. "Allow me to demonstrate."
Chudd jumped onto the hoverboard, only to move forward into a wall.
"Guess we'd best be careful with those." Rita informed.
"Or just leave them to the professionals." Hugo added.
Meanwhile, Evil Steve, who had recently developed the ears, teeth, whiskers, and slightly fur of a hamster, was scouring the area.
"Minions oodle-doo, where are you? We've got assholes to kill now." He sang.
"Hey!" AVGN exclaimed. "Over here, fuck-head!"
Evil Steve was surprised when AVGN approached him.
"How did you survive all those onslaughts?!" He exclaimed.
"You think a bunch of mutated rats would have a chance against the motherfucking nerd?!" AVGN retorted. "Ugh, look at you! Did a human have sex with a gerbil?!"
"What?!" Evil Steve retorted. "No! The mutant hamster powers Hamister has gifted me with is taking effect!"
"You're siding with a goddamn hamster!" AVGN retorted. "You know, usually hamsters are pets, and humans are their masters, but it looks like there's been a role-reversal."
"It appears you've never known of my past stories!" Evil Steve retorted. "Now AVGN, prepare to know the fury of Evil Steve!"
Evil Steve summoned a rain of knives.
"Aw, come the fuck on!" AVGN exclaimed.
Using the scope, AVGN blasted each knife.
"Alright you son of a..." AVGN informed, but was interrupted when he figured out that Evil Steve disappeared. "Where the hell did you go?!"
"Over here!" Evil Steve retorted, charging at AVGN with high speed.
Seeing Evil Steve coming, AVGN summoned a power glove on his hand, and delivered a powerful punch to Evil Steve, knocking him back to Hamister's base.
"Asshole!" AVGN yelled to Evil Steve.
See you all next time.