Here it is. The training chapter. Enjoy.
"Everyone, I think I know how we can stand against Hamister, Evil Steve, and the other villains." RH123 announced. "We're gonna challenge them to a basketball game like in Space Jam: A New Legacy!"
"A basketball game?" Morgana asked. "Would they agree?"
"It's worth a shot." DP994 replied. "Who will send it?"
"Allow me, boys." Road Runner spoke out, swaying her hips back and forth as she took the letter.
"Hey Calamity, a guest reviewer said that they're sad about the female Little Beeper being no more, what with it being my sister." Little Beeper informed. "They said they're a shipper of us."
"Oh." Calamity replied. "I know what'll cheer the guest up. Hey guest, how about you make your own stories of Calamity and female Little Beeper? That way, the ship could go on."
"Yeah." Little Beeper agreed. "Even though in these stories, he's with my sister, Lil Bepper."
"Who are you two talking to?" Asked Lil Bepper.
"A guest reviewer." Little Beeper replied.
"Yeah, they're sad about the Calamity x Female Little Beeper shipping being no more in the stories, so we're suggesting they make stories of us."
"Ah." Lil Bepper replied.
Road Runner came back.
"They agreed." She informed.
"Then I guess it's settled." Hugo spoke out.
We cut to everyone preparing for the Basketball match.
"Alright, shot the basketball." AVGN instructed.
Scout took out his Scattergun, and literally shot the basketball multiple times.
"That's not what I meant!" AVGN exclaimed.
"Monsieur Bravo, vou need to throw le ball at le hoop." Pepe instructed.
Johnny threw the ball at the hoop with such force, the hoop ended up falling to the floor.
"Not that hard, Johnny." Penelope informed.
"Hey Morgana, let me teach you a basketball technique." Furrball offered. "It's a technique where you ride the ball."
Furrball took the basketball, held it with both his paws, and leaped high into the air, riding the basketball through the hoop like in ACME All-Stars.
"Amazing, Furrball!" Morgana exclaimed. "How did you do that?"
"Okay ACME All-Stars, and you'll get it." Furrball informed.
While the Critters were practising their shooting, who to approach them other than a familiar boy in a red poof-ball hat?
"Stanley!" Squirrely exclaimed. "Long time no see!"
"I heard there was gonna be a big basketball game, so I figured I'd come to see it." Stan explained.
"Say, I wonder how our lord and saviour will react to us reforming." Beary spoke out.
"Yeah, about that." Stan replied. "Your lord and saviour has died during his epic battle with ManBearPig. I'm super cereal."
The Critters were surprised at Satan's news, and began to tear up.
"I can't believe it." Deery informed. "Our lord and saviour, gone forever."
"Hey now, don't worry." Stan replied. "He would want you to move on, and I'm sure you can manage without a lord and saviour."
The Critters cheered up, and hugged Stan.
"Thank you, Stanley." Porcupiney informed.
Stan nervously returned the hug.
"Yeah, yeah." He replied.
See you all next time.
