It's time for the big match, then the battle. Enjoy.
It was time. The stadium was made, the teams were selected, AVGN was chosen to be the referee, and the attendees that came to watch the match were both Show Town residents and mutant hamster minions.
On the Show Town team was Morgana, Yaya Panda, Scout, Tracer, Hugo, Rita, Pepe le Pew, Penelope Pussycat, Deadpool, & The Mask.
On the villain team was Megamix, Onaga, Dr Eggman, Thanos, Darkseid, Hsu Hao, Robbie Rotten, Zeppo, Evil Steve, and Hamister.
Evil Steve and Hamister were in the booth.
"Our minions may not of fought well against them, but this basketball game could change everything." Hamister schemed.
"Now, with these villains on our side, we're sure to destroy Show Town!" Evil Steve laughed.
"Indeed, Evil Steve." Hamister replied. "Not to mention we have Megamix as our most skilled player. We're bound to emerge victorious!"
After Megamix emerged before the Show Town team, they were surprised.
"I think I wet myself." Rita spoke out.
Later that evening, the basketball game started.
"Let's start!" AVGN announced, blowing a whistle.
Using extra mechanical arms, Dr Eggman snagged the ball first, and made a three pointer.
"How do you like that?!" Eggman cackled.
Next, Pepe used his stink to blind the villain team, then Penelope bounced off their heads, and got the next three pointer.
"If only Michael Jordon was on our team." Hugo sighed.
"Him or Lebron." Morgana replied. "Then it would've been movie-potential."
Thanos snapped his fingers, and summoned a hundred basketballs to make a hundred three-pointers, but Tracer used her call-back ability to stop him before he could do so.
"Not bad, mortal." Thanos informed.
Later on, Robbie Rotten was chasing Morgana and Yaya with a mallet.
"Prepare to get clobbered!" He laughed, chasing them.
Suddenly, Cyrax and Sektor flew in before Robbie, surprising him.
"Uh oh." He said.
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Later on, from the audience, Little Beeper was shouting.
"Come on! Step on his foot! Kick him in the balls!" He yelled.
The others looked at him, and Little Beeper became embarrased.
"Perhaps I got too carried away." He blushed.
Meanwhile, the game was only a few seconds away from ending, and the game was tied. The Mask had the ball.
"Time for a ssssmokin' slam dunk!" He announced.
He moved towards the hoop, but the other enemies tried to block his path. Just like in Space Jam, The Mask's arm extended, and he was able to score the winning slam dunk for his team.
"Mask, you did it!" Deadpool yelled.
"I sure did!" The Mask announced.
The Show Town team and audience were cheering.
"We did it!" Chudd yelled.
Hamister, Evil Steve, and Megamix were outraged.
"Enough of this!" Hamister yelled, in a scary voice. "My minions have disgraced me, but I will not be disgraced any longer!"
Using the ooze who mutated him and his minions years before, Hamister transformed into Mutated Hamister, his most powerful form, while granting Evil Steve the ability to transform too. Evil Steve became an oversized demonic hamster, with knife fingers, extended arms, and three legs which were giant knives.
"Now you'll know our true power!" Evil Steve yelled.
"Are you lot really gonna trust them?" Morgana addressed the other villain players. "For all we know, they could be using you for their own gain."
The villains each had an epithany.
"Why would we serve a rodent?!" Darkseid exclaimed.
"I'm the ruler of Outworld!" Onaga yelled.
"He made me play basketball!" Robbie Rotten (who somehow survived the lasers) yelled.
"I'll never rule the world serving them!" Zeppo yelled.
"Yeah!" Hsu Hao agreed.
"How can that hedgehog take me seriously like this?!" Eggman exclaimed.
The villains started attacking the mutant hamster minions.
"You fools!" Megamix yelled. "Guess we'll have to finish them ourselves!"
DP994 and RH123 stepped up against them, and summoned their personas.
"CatBatHat!" DP994 yelled.
"Peacemaker!" RH123 yelled.
AVGN joined in as NintenNerd.
"Figured you could do with some assistance from the fuckin' Nerd." He informed.
"Think you can make a fool of me?!" Hamister exclaimed. "CHARGE!"
AVGN blasted at Megamix, and jumped after him.
"Time for Show Town to be torn apart!" Evil Steve yelled, grabbing the two authors, only to have his arms cut off by CatBatHat, and shot in the eyes by Peacemaker.
"Pathetic humans!" Hamister yelled. "Must I do everything myself?!"
Hamister summoned oversized blades from the ground, trapping the authors.
"Now I have you where I want you." Hamister schemed.
Unbeknownst to Hamister, Baxton was crawling up his back, took out two of his quills, and plunged them into Hamister's eyes.
"AAAAGGGHHH!" Hamister yelled. "YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"
The blades trapping the authors disappeared as the blinded Hamister was slashing everywhere. Eventually, he knocked Baxton into a stone wall, face first.
"You lost your eyes too?" Evil Steve replied.
AVGN knocked Megamix into Evil Steve and Hamister with a punch from the power glove.
"Time to send you three to Hell!" AVGN yelled.
Charging a blast in the Nintendo Scope, AVGN released a large laser at the three main villains, which vaporised the three in mere seconds.
"It's all over." Earl informed.
"BAXTON!" Porcupiney yelled, checking on him. "We need to rush him to the hosptial! Now!"
Baxton was rushed to the hosptial.
"I'm afraid his chances of recovery are slim." A doctor admitted. "Unless someone transfers a lot of blood, he will..."
A nurse came in.
"Baxton is okay!" She announced. "Someone donated blood to him!"
Deadpool and Baxton walked into the room.
"What?" Deadpool said. "Even I'm nice at times.
Everyone was overjoyed at the news. And now, peace in Show Town has finally be restored.
The End.
