Text = Normal dialogue, Text = Mental dialogue, Text = Hollow dialogue, Text = Spirit dialogue, Text = Alien dialogue
Shohei: Most powerful
Ken: Greatest speed
Olivier: Deadliest fighter
Forms:
Ken: Human Body - Shikai - False Bankai - True Bankai
Shohei: Base - Sage mode - Chakra mode - Six Path's Sage mode
Power comparison:
Ken(Real Body) = 20% of total spiritual energy
Ken(Real Body) = Ichigo(Fullbring Bankai)
Shohei(Base) = Naruto(Sage mode)
Olivier(Base) = Kaido(Human form)
Physical:
(1)Olivier(Base), (2)Ken(Real Body), (3)Shohei(Base)
Energy:
(1)Shohei, (2)Ken, (3)Olivier
Chapter 1
Unexplainable Occurrence
It is a bright day in the Kansai region of Japan with hardly any clouds in sight, an ordinary day like any other some would say. In the city of Osaka business is booming as per usual. Suddenly a tiny portal quickly appears in the sky above and went unnoticed as it vanished as soon as it appear.
A humanoid silhouette can be seen falling from where the portal once was. It falls downward towards a nearby school at an incredible speed and crashes into the forest beside the school. Soon many students flock towards the crash site and find a small crater with a teenage boy in a gray high school uniform.
Quickly the school medical staff takes the unconscious boy to the nurses' office and lays him down on a bed. After being placed in bed the boy beings to stir before shortly waking up from his slumber.
Ken: Ugh my head. Why the hell does it feel like I got knocked around by Arturo.
Ken asked no one in particular but sarcastically received an answer from a warbled voice.
Shirao: Well you fell headfirst about a hundred feet from some weird portal into some rather hard ground. Maybe that had something to do with it?
Not really in the mood for the Hollowified Zanpakuto's cheeky attitude Ken replies.
Ken: Oh hardy-har smart ass. Seriously why does stuff like this happen every other week?
The other Zanpakuto spirit residing in Ken's soul-making itself known states with an oddly calm demeanor.
Kol: Frankly it's a miracle you survived up till.
Growing tired of the verbal abuse that he was being dealt by the manifestations of his power Ken speaks up.
Ken: Alright can we cut to the chase find out where the hell that portal sent us.
Taking a look around sees that he is in a fancy nurses' office. All of the medical beds in the room were made out of what appeared to be gold and the floors were made of the finest marble. Without all of the equipment around one could mistake it for a high-class hotel suite. Suddenly the doors open to reveal multiple students wearing blue school uniforms covered in gold coins. A voice calls out from behind the group of identical students.
?: Oh lookie here our free fallin' homie finally got his muthafuckin' ass the fuck up out o' bed.
The students step aside and reveal a tall man with pale skin, olive eyes, and light brownish hair. He is wearing glasses, a white collared shirt, black and white stripe pants, and a large coat of the same pattern. As the man talked one could see a golden grill with the word 'ZENI' written on the four front teeth. Ken was rendered speechless by the teen's attire and only snapped out of it when he heard him ask.
?: Yo g, what cat got yo' tongue or somethin'?
Shaking his head at his slip up Ken replies as politely as possible.
Ken: Um yeah sorry just spacing out for a second. Would tell me where I am?
The teen just looked at Ken as if he sprouted a second head.
?: Man yo' eitha hit yo head harda than we thought or yo' goddamn stupid. Yo' should know where yo' r already seein' as yo' goddamn talkin' ta me.
Not really understanding what the guy before him had to do with Osaka, Ken asked another question.
Ken: Not trying to sound rude but who are you exactly?
A frown plastered itself on the man's face as he said with slight confusion and irritation.
?: Who the fuck am I, who the hell are yo'?! Homie if yo' ass didn't already fall ten stories I would have been insulted. Everybody in Osaka knows Kaneo Takarada heir ta da Takarada conglomerate, we basically rule da west side o' Japan.
Despite Takarada explaining all this information most of it was lost on Ken. Still, Ken understood enough to know he was far away from his home.
Ken: Osaka, what the hell I'm in Kansai!? God damn, it's gonna take forever before I even reach Kanto!
Still somewhat frustrated Ken retained some manners and thanked the teen.
Ken: Thanks for helping me out man, I'm Ken Mikazuki.
Piping up Shirao asks energetically as if he was a child.
Shirao: Oooh! Let's pick up some takoyaki for the trip!
However, Takarada and every student in the room were on edge after what Ken said. Takarada trying not to jump to a speedy conclusion asked the recently comatose teen in a serious tone.
Takarada: Hold on naw, yo' from Kanto or somethang?!
Ken not really reading the room replied offhandedly.
Ken: Yeah I'm from Karakura town it's right off Tokyo city.
Looking at one of his men Takarada silently motioned a command which the student carried out with haste. Several minutes passed until the student returned, giving Ken enough time to change back into his Karakura high clothes. The student handed Takarada some papers that contained lists and a map of Kanto. After reading them shortly Takarada and his men slow-encompassed Ken before aggressively confronting him.
Takarada: Listen here g, there isn't any town wit' dat name in Kanto! In fact there r' no records o' a 'Ken Mikazuki' or anybody dat looks like yo'. So I'll ask different question. R' yo' goddamn workin' wit' dem Kiryuin suckers.
Growing uncomfortable with the sudden interrogation Ken replies with irritation growing in his voice.
Ken: The hell you talking about?
Still pressing on Takarada brings up several keywords in hopes of getting a reaction from the suspicious high schooler that appeared out of nowhere.
Takarada: The Kiryuin foundation, Revocs, Any of this ringing any bells?
Defiant and still clueless Ken responds with an irritated tone.
Ken: Nope not in the slightest.
Completely baffled by the guy's attitude the student body President asked as he up near Ken's face.
Takarada: What the fuck did dat fall give yo' some brain damage!?
Pushing Takarada aside distances himself from everyone else in the room.
Ken: No I just never heard of them so lay off!
Sensing Ken's growing frustration Kol speaks up trying to help understand the situation.
Kol: Think for a second Ken and you will find that the answer is in plain view.
Trusting the spirit Ken recalled all the events that happened up to this point.
Ken: Let's see go through a strange portal, wake up in Osaka, and Karakura town doesn't exist. Yep, this is an alternate universe, figures I have to deal with this again.
Upon reaching the right conclusion letting out a sigh as Shirao added his rhetorical question.
Shirao: This becoming a regular thing isn't it?
Displeased by the very notion Ken huffed in annoyance before replying aggressively.
Ken: It better not or else I'm just gonna stay at home and do nothing.
Kol: I severely doubted that will stop the problem.
Having taken in Ken's claim Takarada is understandable skeptical of the whole idea.
Takarada: Alternate universe, g yo' must be high on some strange shit!
Not taking any offense, Ken replies to the Takarada syndicate heir in a calm collected manner.
Ken: Nope this happened before and no I don't feel like talking about it.
The displaced Shinigami causally proceeds to double-check that he had all the items he had on hand before entering the portal. Ken opens the door and takes his leave as he bids his hosts farewell.
Ken: Well goodbye!
Stupefied by the action Takarada follows after Ken as he finds himself out of the school.
Takarada: Seriously where r' yo' going?
They quickly arrive at the main entrance as Ken explains what he plans to do.
Ken: I'm gonna find my way home, thanks for the help I owe you one.
Seeing the stubbornness Ken displayed Takarada was resigned. It would actually be a blessing kid was getting out of his hair as quickly as possible. It reduce risk even if he was a spy, so a win-win situation for both parties. Smirking smugly Takarada says with certainty in his voice.
Takarada: I may just take yo' up on dat.
Ken nodes his head as he walks down the stairs of the academy. After Ken was far enough away Takarada and his men headed back inside. One uneasy student asks Takarada with confusion plainly written on his face.
Random Student: Boss why are you letting him walk away like that he could be trouble. I mean nobody just wakes up after hitting the ground as hard as that and gets up after one hour.
Takara turns and speaks to his lackeys in an unusually calm voice. His eyes held an undeniable intelligence in them that many overlook due to his rather unique lifestyle.
Takarada: Listen the fuck up homie I can smell a lie a mile away so yo' can relax when I say dude ain't lyin' 'bout dem Kiryuins, but as fo' dis alternate universe crap. Well just call our peeps up n' make sure they keep an eye out for tha guy.
We cut to a beach, it was empty save for the few birds and sea critters that were loitering around the area. Another portal opens up on the edge of the beach frightening the animals away. Out of it fall an individual dressed in white into the water, but instead of the inevitable splash, the man sobbingly lands on his feet which vibrate slightly from the impact. This was Shohei, who was sighing in relief and patting himself on the back on his quick landing. Taking a single look at the water below him smiled at his luck.
Shohei: Man what a trip, almost had my sweet ass fall into the sea!
Just as Shohei was finished congratulating himself his tenant made itself known. In the back of his mind, the Ten-Tailed beast was stirring uncomfortably. When merged or sealed into a host the gender of the beast matches that of its host to increase synchronization. Datara was permanently changed to male by the Sage of six paths long ago so that his mother could never use it again.
Datara: Shohei this place, it is strange.
The Ten-Tails beasts are seeds meant to drain worlds of natural energy to produce Chakra fruit. They are beasts that are finely in tune with nature by birth and could be used countless times. That fact Datara was speaking up about this was significant yet Shohei blew it off, instead choosing to off handily comment.
Shohei: Coming from the giant space tree that's some high praise.
Growing frustrated Datara growled at his Jinchūriki from the mindscape he currently resided in.
Datara: Brat surely you already noticed how this world feels.
Still smiling Shohei nodded his head and stated his intent to the beast.
Shohei: Yeah I did, just wanted to include you on this Datara.
Upset over Shohei prodding a reaction out him questions the human's motives for doing so.
Datara: You don't seem very concerned by this predicament at the slightest.
Walking back to shore the shinobi takes in the scenery as he talks to Datara on the matter.
Shohei: Well it wouldn't be the first time we were sent to a parallel dimension and I am sure it won't be the last.
Datara: So you were paying attention after all.
Shaking his head lightly the boy's smile shrinks somewhat. Placing both hands behind his head Shohei replies softly to his friend.
Shohei: I may be eccentric, but I am hardly dumb. The portal was far more complex than normal space-time ninjutsu, most likely it was a natural event and we were lucky enough to see it.
The beast rolls his single gigantic eye at the last part of the statement.
Datara: You seem to have a twisted idea of the term 'Lucky'.
Shohei: Your criticism aside the natural energy here feels too similar to our home, but it also feels slightly warped.
Adding on the boy's analysis with notes of his own the ancient beast says.
Datara: To be completely accurate the dimension itself seems far more mundane than our own, but something else is tampering with the natural state of things on this planet.
Even after all that was said Shohei return to his normal bubbly attitude almost instantly.
Shohei: Well no use in wallowing about it, time to have a look around this world.
Slowly the One-eyed beast laid down as he closed his eye and sighed at the only human he'd considered as a friend.
Datara: Even after all this time I can't tell if that nonchalant attitude is a façade or you are just that stupid.
The smile on his face growing Jinchūriki tells the Ten-Tailed Beast with an obnoxious tone.
Shohei: You know what they say "Always keep em' guessing", that way people will find you more interesting.
A third and final portal appeared in a forest and a figure was sent speeding out of it smashing into several trees. Pike D. Olivier was laying on his back hunched over on a tree while his trusty hat covered his face. After twitching for a few seconds Olivier backflips to his feet and dusts himself off. Quickly the pirate teen flips the bird to the appearing surrounding area.
Olivier: Ahah fuck you death you ain't taking me today!
After taking his time egging on the grim reaper Olivier walks around for some time looking for any sign of civilization. Olivier spots a nearby clearing and in that clearing are several vehicles that seem to have been destroyed.
Olivier: The hell happened here.
Getting a closer look Olivier noticed weapons laying on the ground along with several other accessories. Using Observation Haki Olivier was able to quickly find out whatever did this was still here. Quickly dodging the oncoming fist of the disturbing entity the pirate teen strikes back sending it flying with a kick to the abdomen. Olivier looks directly at what was attacking him and was confused by the muscular white business suit with a red bowtie and shriveled human face on its chest.
Soon after the creature regained its footing more eleven more of its kind appeared behind it, but these monsters were different. These new foes had multiple strings coming out of them and were attached to individual flimsy suits that kept trying to reach out to him. Fixing the hat on his head Olivier look directly at his would-be attackers and asked.
Olivier: Hello there mind telling me where the nearest bar is?
All the suits quickly attempt to rush the pirate in an attempt to end him right there and then, but Olivier kept on dodging them with amazing speed. Putting some distance between himself and the crazed monsters Olivier activated his Conquer's Haki.
Olivier: I'll take that as a no then.
Elsewhere Ken is walking around Kansai trying to find another portal or something to take him home. With no clear way destination, he remained on foot in order to not draw attention. The world's spiritual side was different than his own Ken was still able to sense the spiritual energy of this world. So far it looked like there was no one around for miles until a huge spike in spiritual pressure washed over him. Sweat rolls down his face as he asks his spirits.
Ken: Okay tell me I'm not the only one that felt that!
Nodding Kol said with the utmost seriousness, whatever that was it affected Ken's inner world creating a small earthquake.
Kol: Yes Ken we felt it too. That spiritual pressure, while odd, is massive enough that we can feel it from here.
Ken Rubs his head in to soothe the headache had as a result of the attack.
Ken: What the hell is up with this weird spiritual pressure anyway? It's like it was trying to mentally crush me.
Politely as can be Shirao says to two other people there.
Shirao: Just a suggestion but maybe we stop standing around and check it out!
Kol: Yeah that would be the best course of action right about now.
Sighing, Ken just knew this was most likely would be another huge fight. Quickly using Bringer Light to pick up the pace Ken complained.
Ken: God damn it this going to be a pain in the ass, at least it's not too far.
Also nearby enough to have sensed the wave of Haki, Shohei was perplexed by the strange power that washed over him and the surrounding area. He decides to have a chat with Datara on the matter.
Shohei: Strange, Datara any idea on what that was a second ago?
Taking a moment to best describe the feeling that coursed through him and Shohei, Datara said with clear annoyance ringing in his voice.
Datara: It was similar to Genjustu and Killing Intent in that it was attempting to overwhelm your mind, but instead of Chakra or bloodlust it was a pure force of willpower that attacked us. Had it been anyone else I have no doubt they would have fallen unconscious already.
Instead of being on edge, the shinobi was smiling without a care in the world.
Shohei: Yeah seems about right, but I have a feeling the source of that power was most likely holding back. Guess I got no choice but to find out what it is!
The enormous Tailed Beast shook his head at the ninja's course of action but relented to the boy's whim. Seeing some logic semblance of logic in his decision Datara says with hesitance.
Datara: While normally I would disagree with your foolish actions, it is better to deal with potential threats sooner rather than later.
Shohei: So it's unanimous time to have a chat with our new pal.
With that, Shohei summoned a large armored falcon with the animal path of the Rinnegan to fly him to the source of the disturbance.
Back with Olivier, the monstrous Covers attempt to strike down and absorb him to no avail. Continuously dodging and smacking them away from his person the pirate says hysterically.
Olivier: God damn corporate fat cats trying to make me wear one of these monkey suits.
Grabbing one of the Covers by the torso Olivier twists his arms and slams it into three more of them. Dodging another one attempting to sneak attack him from behind the teen kicks it right in the shriveled face with his extended leg.
Olivier: I'll never be a productive member of society! You hear me, NEVER!
Arriving on the scene Ken was utterly confused by what was happening. Standing in the air right above the trees the high schooler saw the battle taking place below. Though it was fairly obvious who was in the wrong Ken didn't want to assume that only one side was at fault. Turning to old man Kol and the unhinged Shirao for guidance.
Ken: The hell is going on around here?!
Before either of his Zanpakuto spirits could even speak up a voice spoke up from beside him. It was Shohei standing on top of the nearest tree quietly observing alongside an unknowing Ken.
Shohei: Well if you ask me I'd say a bunch of old dicks in suits are attacking some hobo for not conforming to their views.
Jumping away from where he was currently was, Ken manifested his Zanpakuto sheathed on his back.
Ken: Okay and who are you exactly?!
Gesturing with one hand in a fanning motion at Ken while he rubbed the back of his head Shohei's eye smiled and said.
Shohei: Apologies, Shohei, and I'm guessing you were following that strange wave of energy too?
The Tailed Beast within Shohei was slightly bewildered by Ken's natural energy. It seemed as if it was fused with death itself like a Shinigami was possessing the boy.
Datara: This isn't an ordinary human were dealing with Shohei.
Lowering his guard slightly Ken simply returns the pleasantry with his own.
Ken: Sounds about right, I'm Ken.
Despite the Shinigami's lowered hostility, his spirits remained on alert having sensed a greater power within Shohei the moment he made his presence known.
Shirao: He seems nice enough, but keep on your toes Ken.
Kol: Shirao is right, this man reeks of a strange power that doesn't sit well with us.
Suddenly the inner conversions were interrupted the ongoing battle taking place below them. A lot of the surrounding area was destroyed as Olivier stayed on the defensive partly due to the fact that he was making sport of this whole mess and the other half paranoia of bureaucracy.
Olivier: NEEEEVEERRRR!
Unaware if Olivier was capable of handling all of these creatures Ken turns to Shohei for his opinion.
Ken: Shouldn't we help him or something?
However, Shohei places blind faith in Olivier despite not knowing what he was capable of. Shohei placed his arm in Ken's way making sure he would not interfere.
Shohei: He seems to have a handle on things.
The fight raged on as Olivier destroyed two attached Covers in one blow with an armament-covered gum gum bazooka. A single thread shot a long string out of the main body Cover's collar and wrapped it around the pirate's arm trying to pull him in. Quickly and as strong as he could Olivier pulled back and sent the Cover and flying towards him. Olivier sent the clothing slamming around into the other Covers and then ground before aggressively ripping off the string.
Olivier: I KNEW YOU WERE TRYING TO PUT ME IN A MONKEY SUIT!
Seeing things escalate so quickly Ken tries to reason with the zany ninja.
Ken: What about now?!
Shohei responded dismissively as he cleaned his ear.
Shohei: Nah seems alright to me.
Olivier found himself surrounded by the remaining Covers who all were preparing to try to absorb him into their beings. The hybrid soul shoots a piercing glare at the back of the Jinchūriki's head making him sweat a little.
Shohei: Alright now we should help.
Quickly the two jumped in as Olivier seemed to be corned but soon realized Olivier had things under control. The teenage pirate inflated like a balloon and sent all the air into his leg and hit cover with a wide gum gum giant whip. This didn't stop Ken and Shohei from slicing up as many Covers as possible using Zanpakuto and Beast Tearing Palm Jutsu respectively. They managed to destroy most of the attached suits but the main Covers still stood tall but were damaged. As the three teenagers grouped up Olivier turns to the other two says while yelling the last part.
Olivier: Thanks for the help and all lads, but couldn't you have jumped in before THEY FUCKIN' TRIED TO EAT ME!
Taking offense to that statement Ken directs Olivier's blame to Shohei by pointing at him with his thumb.
Ken: Hey don't blame me this guy wanted to wait!
Brushing off any blame and conveniently coming up with a quick excuse Shohei says with full confidence.
Shohei: You looked like you got things covered didn't want to intrude.
The battle continued as the newly formed trio dodged the muscled suits. Despite their bulky frames, the Covers were extremely agile and they cooperated quite well. Ken, Olivier, and Shohei held their own despite their foes' competency.
Ken: Okay let's try and figure out what the hell these things are first!
Ken is suddenly shoved aside by an energetic Olivier who takes off to deal with the nearest Cover.
Olivier: Alright you strange clothes your days are numbered! AHHHHHHHH!
The pirate delivers several violent blows courtesy of a well-placed gum gum Gatling to two Covers. Ken proceeds to follow with a gravity slash sending all nearby enemies into the terrain. Heeding Ken's question Shohei activates his Rinne-Sharingan eyes as he dodged expertly and began to analyze the Cover's on a genetic level.
Shohei: These things seem to be made up of many individual living threads. Also, the disgusting shriveled faces on it seem to be naked people trapped inside of them.
Stopping for a moment as he clashed with a Cover Ken was shocked by the absurd speed the lunatic ninja was able to analyze these things.
Ken: What the fuck, you can tell all that by looking at them once?
Trolling the confused teen Shohei simply smiles at his stating with a childish tone to his voice.
Shohei: Yep, just have to look really close with these powerful ninja eyes of mine.
Ken: Alright you're a lost cause.
Quickly getting back to the fight in order so that he can get away from Shohei, Ken hacks apart the Cover's arms. The Cover tries to retaliate only to be sent flying from a good place jab from Ken. Ken asks Olivier with irritation laced in his voice.
Ken: What did you do to piss them off so much.
Olivier is pounding into several Covers with a gum gum storm.
Olivier: Nothing! I just got here and they started trying to kill me. Usually, people try to kill me after I eat all their food or punch the shit out of their friends, sometimes it's both.
Expertly dodging the covers Shohei does a backflip off one of them and sends it flying into the others. He lands on his feet directly in between the other two who had finished up for now.
Shohei: So these guys are evil pricks that just need their daily ass beating.
Being to grow tired of this mock battle Ken's sword begins to glow.
Ken: So we really should end this right now.
Tipping his hat from his eyes Olivier has his clenched fist raised. It glows with a shining aura as it blackens more and more.
Olivier: I'm all for it if you guys are.
The ninja sage stood with his hand held out in anticipation. A small sphere begins to expand in the open palm until it is a decent size.
Shohei: Fine with me, just try to avoid killing the guys inside these tacky duds.
The three start off their final blow with Ken taking his mighty zanpakuto and letting lose a mighty laser beam that blasts towards the covers.
Ken: Hare Kugyō!
Several covers managed to evade the initial assault attack as Ken didn't put everything he had into it. As the covers that remained tried a surprise attack, they saw Olivier and Shohei flanking both their left and right sides.
Shohei: Wind Style: Rasengan!
Olivier: Red Hawk Impact!
The two teens rushed forward with their attacks as if they were jousting. After reaching opposite sides the two land safely as naked men fall from the sky. Olivier smiling at their little victory turns to address the people he fought alongside.
Olivier: So who the hell are you guys again?
Giving the pirate the classic Kakashi greeting, an eye smile, and with a two-finger salute, Shohei also points at Ken with his thumb.
Shohei: My name is Shohei and this is my new buddy Ken. Might I get your name strange stretchy guy?
Olivier: Names' Olivier, but friends call me Ollie.
Dispelling his weapon Ken turned to face them directly. He with the utmost calmness ask the two out-of-place individuals that seemed more like a statement.
Ken: So just going out on a limb here and ask if anybody else here from another universe?
Shohei: Why yes I am thank you for asking.
Groaning in frustration Olivier grabs the top of his head holding it in both hands.
Olivier: God damn, this is like the second, no wait fifth time happening to me!
Smiling at the common ground they shared Shohei makes an off-hand suggestion that causes Olivier to temporarily stop his tantrum.
Shohei: Oooh! I think we should start a club!
Olivier: Will there be snacks?
Shohei: Of course!
Olivier: Fuck it I'm in!
Getting sick of the lack of any semblance of seriousness in them Ken shouts out, only to be interrupted by the hollow in his head soon after.
Ken: Will you two focus on what's important right now!
Shirao: I don't know Ken, the Scottish guy makes a good point.
Turning around looking all over for the voice that was talking about him before his gaze landed on Ken. Point at him while asking him confused on the term.
Olivier: The fuck is a Scottish?
Shirao: Wait he can hear me, how the hell is that even possible?!
Now knowing that the voice was assuredly coming from Ken, Olivier nods waving his hand up and down in a fanning motion.
Olivier: Oh I can hear everything books, trees, bugs wearing old wigs, and heck even a glass of water. It mostly tells me to bring it more offerings.
Raising his hand like a child Shohei asks the pirate king to try the ability on him.
Shohei: Do me next!
Preparing himself Shohei excitedly tells the mountain-sized tailed beast who clearly was less thrilled to accommodate any requests.
Shohei: Datara say the most obvious thing you can think of!
Datara: My Jinchūriki brings me constant migraines.
Shohei: Perfect!
As the boy was still oblivious or uncaring of the direct insult Olivier quickly reacts to the words. His mouth-watering from that one very word.
Olivier: Gin-jerky?! That sound's freakin' delicious!
Shrugging without care the sage responds happily.
Shohei: Eh, close enough.
The Quincy spirit inside of Ken who had been taking note of their new friends began to break down the ability that wild like boy was exhibiting.
Kol: Olivier's uncanny ability seems to work on a spiritual level, he listens to the soul of an object or creature that normally no one can understand. It is rather similar to a Fullbringer manipulation of souls.
Olivier: The gruff bastard hit the nail on the head.
Speaking to Ken in rather an odd tone that seemed out of character for him Shohei gives a somewhat strained smile.
Shohei: So I guess you got something sealed in you too?
Ken: No, my power just happens to take the form of two spirits.
Quickly returning back to normal Shohei tries to act cool while still maintaining the ability to brag.
Shohei: That's cool! I got a giant-tailed beast myself.
The pirate looks at the two with great envy as he wines over his loss.
Olivier: Aw why do you two get cool voices in your head?
Ken: Trust me it can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.
Shirao: Aw, we love you too!
Hesitantly taking a look at the unconscious men Ken brought up something that they had long lost track of.
Ken: Do you guys see any clues that could explain the freaky shit that went down? Because if we are going to be stuck here I don't want to end up dealing with a night of the living tuxedos.
Dusting himself off Shohei walks around looking at the men as he were trying to find something. Stopping at a hefty man with a cheap-looking mustache who started to groan. Lifting him up by his hair Shohei told the other guys.
Shohei: Give me a second I just gotta get the information from this guy.
Quickly Shohei's eyes change in an instant into the iconic Dōjutsu of the Ōtsutsuki. As the young ninja stare deeply into the eyes of the semi-conscious man Olivier tries his own approach.
Olivier: Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! I will not stop till you get your ass up!
As the young man continued to slap the unconscious individual Ken looks on in discomfort. Just before he tried to get the unhinged pirates to stop the sight of Shohei finishing up caught both of their attention. Olivier dropped the poor man on the floor uncaring of the action.
Shohei: So apparently these guys hired some thieves to steal from a big company named Revocs. However, when they finally opened the crates they got a little surprise instead, not much else worth noting his mind is too mixed from being fused with that thing.
While Ken recalled the name, Olivier not really getting the point focuses on the actions of the Jinchūriki.
Olivier: You can read minds?! Remind me never to make any bets with you.
Ken: Hold up! Did you say Revocs?
This caused some eyebrows to raise in curiosity.
Shohei: Yeah what about em'?
Ken: When I first got here I ended up at a school, the people there seemed on edge about this Revocs company.
Not really liking where the conversation was heading the sea-shoring teen cuts to the chase.
Olivier: Do you think they might be some shitty evil take over the world types.
Ken: Sure looking that way with the whole batch of sentient clothing we just faced.
Deciding to follow along the vessel of the ten tails questions the tan teen.
Shohei: Any idea on where they might be?
Ken is contemplating for a few seconds while cupping his own chin in his hand.
Ken: No, but our best bet would be Kanto. This world is pretty similar to mine so I know where to go.
Thinking over all of what the boy had said Shohei weighs in his options. Seeing as he would be caught in the crosshairs of an inevitable takeover and he had not a lot of leads. It seems that it would be best to follow whatever had to go on. Besides, he doubted he would meet anyone more interesting.
Shohei: Well then count me in on this mission.
Nodding to Shohei's response Ken turns to the other teen there.
Ken: What about you Olivier?
Taking a second to think before shrugging his shoulders as he replies.
Olivier: Seeing as I have nothing better to do I'll follow you guys.
Shohei: You sure?
Huffing a little at the lack of confidence they had in his answer the pirate brings up the clothing creatures' actions.
Olivier: If these things think they can chow down on me like some god damn snack I'm gonna show em' what for!
Looking more confident in the crazy man's decision Ken taking up the initiative starts true introductions.
Ken: Alright seeing as we're friends now I'm Ken Mikazuki Substitute Shinigami of Karakura town.
This caused some strong reactions from the two others. Shohei had a look of pure bewilderment, while Olivier was pointing at the Shinigami as if he caught him in the act.
Shohei: You're a fucking death god!?
Olivier: I fucking knew death was trying to get me!
Not really in the mood for any more lunacy Ken with a growl in his voice says.
Ken: I'll explain it more later!
Quickly going back to their demeanors Shohei takes his turn to truly introduce himself in what he believes in a cool and mysterious attitude but ends up soundings quite underwhelming and unbelievable.
Shohei: Well I am Shohei Ōtsutsuki shinobi sage of the elemental nations.
Ken: Really, you a sage?
Taken off guard by the instant dismissal the teen has sweat drops in dismay. In his mind, he could hear something that rarely happened. The mighty ten tails devastator of nations, eater of entire worlds, and the holder of the grumpiest tenant could be heard chuckling at his suffering. Shohei swallowing the shame asks both Ken and Datara.
Shohei: Is it really that hard to believe.
Datara: Even I have a hard time believing you and I have been with you since the day you were born.
Shohei: Ah that stings Datara!
Not really caring for the awkward atmosphere Olivier quickly introduce himself due to the boredom of the entire conversation.
Olivier: I'm the King of the Pirates Pike D. Olivier, but please call me Ollie.
This raises some flags for all parties there as Ken quickly calls him out on this statement.
Shohei: So your a criminal?
Waving it off as if it was common knowledge Olivier explains.
Olivier: Yep, but with laws as strict as the ones in my world you be hard-pressed to find anybody that isn't. I mean a man can't even drink heavily and dance naked on his own ship without somebody breathing down his neck. Don't even get me started on how if you have a single horse cock drawing on your ship they label you a menace to society, fucking philistines.
Quickly growing more and more uncomfortable with where this conversation was heading Ken could only mutter as the guy continued to ramble on.
Ken: Uhhh...
Olivier: Then before you know it the bitch with a stick up his ass starts barking orders like he's my boss. Next thing you know I have somehow ended up in a random burning town with my foot up someone's ass and have several dead bodies that I need to bury.
Unable to even name the number of things wrong with what he said Ken only gave him a blank stare that held an indiscernible emotion. Shohei on the hand only nodding sagely in agreement.
Shohei: I totally get you.
Putting aside the insanity-inducing explanation Ken turned to the direction of Kanto. As he walked and motioned for the other two to follow he summed up their group.
Ken: So a death god, a ninja, and a pirate. Gotta say this is already starting to sound way too crazy.
Smiling as he closed his eyes Shohei forms a staff in his hands and slings it over his shoulders.
Shohei: This world can't handle this much awesome.
Adjusting his hat Olivier grins in anticipation of the action ahead.
Olivier: Fuck yeah, let's go!