Don: Hello and welcome to Total Drama Fire vs Ice we will be bringing out people who are from total drama who have mean or rude vs people we are cool as ice and nice let's get this show started with our first two campers one has trouble with her anger the other is cool as a cucumber please welcome Geoff and Eva .
Geoff: thanks for having me back man. I had fun and I have a target on my back for being the runner up of ridonculous race.
Eva: Huh who are you
Don: I'm Don. I decided to host since Chris is still in jail.
Eva: yeah whatever
Don: please sit over there on the red mat and the blue mat.
Eva: ugh this is so going to be fun.
Don: anyways the next campers that will be joining us are Dakota and Anne maria.
Dakota: Hello fans i'm so glad to be back (poses for the camera)
Anne maria: Hey move it miss blondy
Dakota: ugh rude
Don: oh Drama already and we only have four campers
Dakota: Oh hey you're not chris.
Don: ugh he is still in jail.
Dakota: Oh wait, you're the host from the Ridonculous race.
Don: yep i'm Anne maria go to the red mat and Dakota the blue mat
Dakota: oh cool i'm on the mat with Geoff
Don: our next two campers are Amy and Lindsay
Amy: Hello there hey where is Chris.
Lindsay: Yeah where is Chris
Don: ugh he is still in jail.
Amy: yeah yeah whatever you are a lame host.
Lindsay: Wow your so mean
Amy: shove it princess
Lindsay: wow your not very nice you remind me of a blonde Heather.
Don: yeah yeah let's get to the mat Amy red mat for you and Lindsay blue mat for you.
Amy: oh wow my team has muscle lady and jersey girl.
Anne maria: hey watch it little miss blondy.
Eva: hey about both of you shove it.
Don: anyways are next two campers are Heather and Bridgette
Bridgette: oh hey it's don wow it's so nice to meet you geoff told me good things about you.
Heather: Yeah, Don is in Chris's place because he is still in jail.
Don: wow that was rude you guys don't even ask me.
Heather: So where is Chef..
Don: oh don't worry i have a cook for you guys.
Bridgette: So this is the island wow this is amazing.
Don: yep Bridgette you go to the blue mat and Heather red mat.
Bridgette: Wow me and geoff are on the same team cool.
Heather: wow i get to be on a team with a mean blonde eva and a girl who uses too much hairspray.
Don: hey this is your team no complaining anyways next up is Alejandro and Trent
Trent: Hey man how's it going.
Alejandro: Hola Don
Don: good good
Trent: awesome man
Alejandro: ugh where is Chris.
Heather: in jail still
Don: ugh rude did i ask you could speak for me.
Trent: wow shocking
Don: anyways Alejandro go to the red mat your on a team with Heather and Trent your on a team with Bridgette and Geoff dakota and Lindsay
Trent: hey guys it's great to see you and you too mmmm Dakota you're cute
Dakota: mmmm thanks your not too bad yourself hunky guitar player of the drama boyz.
Don: enough of the romance it's the next campers are Sammy and Josee
Sammy: hey Don i see your hosting for chris huh.
Don: yep and Josee great to see you again.
Josee: let's see if i can won without Jacque
Don: yeah that's great Sammy go on the blue mat and Josee you go on the red mat
Josee: hey you must be the sister of the other blonde on the other team.
Amy: yeah that's me and i love your outfit.
Josee: thanks
Don: anyways the next campers are Ella and Justin
Justin: hey there Don glad your the host of the new season.
Don: thanks man
Ella: Hellllooooooooooooo everyone (she sings)
Don: wow you have an amazing voice
Ella: why thank you very muchhhhhhhhhhhhh (she sings)
Don: wow she loves to sing let's see how her team will react anyways Ella blue mat Justin red mat
Ella: Helloooooooooooooooooooooo team very nice to meet you (she sings)
Justin: wow my team has Eva Alejandro Heather Amy and Anne maria this is going to be fun.
Don: anyways let's bring out the next campers are Courtney and Leshawna
Leshawna: hey hey hey leshawna in the house
Courtney: wow i'm on another season seriously.
Don: yep you guys still have a contract with Chris
Dakota: wow you're big and loud.
Leshawna: yeah sorry i'm so happy to be here.
Courtney: so what is going on
Don: you guys are on the blue mat
Leshawna: nice
Courtney: sweet
Don: The next camper is Duncan
Duncan: wow i'm on the team with Heather Alejandro amy anne maria and justin seriously.
Don: yep and we will be keeping a close eye on you and the next campers are Gwen and Topher
Gwen: Seriously, I'm on a team with Trent seriously.
Don: yep your on a team with Trent
Topher: hey you look kinda like me
Don: thanks man anyways Gwen go on the blue mat and Topher the red mat
Topher: wow i'm on a team with two hot guys and i'm the third one geez.
Don: the next campers for both teams are Carrie and Sugar
Carrie: sweet i'm so glad to be back here yay.
Sugar: boy howdy i'm glad to be hey your not chris where is he.
Duncan: he is still in jail
Don: hey did i ask you to answer the question no anyways Carrie your on the blue mat and Sugar your on the red mat.
Carrie: Hey your Trent cool it's very nice to meet you
Trent: you too.
Don: anyways are next campers are DJ and Lightning
Lightning: sha lightning is ready to play the sha game
DJ: hey your don from the ridonculous race.
Don: yeah that's me Lightning go on the red mat and DJ the blue mat
DJ: nice i'm on a team with all my friends
Don: yeah anyways the next campers are Sierra and Scott
Sierra: hey where is my Codykins
Scott: Hey where is Chris
Don: still in jail
Scott: i see well good luck
Sierra: your Don the host of the racing show.
Don: yeah that's me and the last second to last two campers are Scarlett and Devin
Scarlett: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this is going to be fun and i'm going to be doing evil things.
Devin: Hey Don taking over Chris's job
Don: yep the last two campers are here because why not they are Cody and Sky
Cody: Hey Don great to see you
Sky: Hey it's Don from the racing show cool
Don: yep and the blue mat for you Cody and red mat for you Sky
Cody: ahh i'm on a team with Sierra
Sky: wow i'm on a team with Topher and Scarlett and Amy great
Don: alright time for the teams you guys on the red mat are The Fiery Falcons and you guys on the blue mat are The Icy Geckos and the next thing on the list is Blaineley will be your Chef.
Blaineley: listen up you pick of trash campers i won't take any grief from you guys
Don: but don't worry Chef left us food that is super disgusting anyways the Falcons will be staying in the cabin on the right and on the left is the Geckos
Josee's confessional: wow i'm on a team with a bunch of losers but i think the only girl who interests me is Scarlett.
Dakota: Hey Lindsay Sammy Bridgette let's make a blonde alliance what do you guys think
Sammy: i'm in
Bridgette: i'm in can Geoff join too
Dakota: sure thing
Lindsay: i'm in
(Don comes on the loudspeaker)
Don: Attention Campers, it's time for your first challenge get on your swimsuits and go to the cliff.
DJ: ah man not this challenge again.
Don: time to jump off the cliff and there are sharks in it and if you don't want to jump you will be wearing a chicken hat
Trent: aww man
End of Episode 1 part 1