Brain's heart was pounding when Jake and Tulip started playing "My Heart Will Go On" on their recorders. He was gonna embarrass himself in front of his future subjects! Unfortunately, Pinky didn't know how to "properly" dance either. But it's not like they were in a dance-off! When he came to this conclusion, Pinky picked Brain up in an embrace and started twirling chaotically.

"Pinky, what are you doing?!"

"Trust me, Brainy Cakey, it'll be fun!" Before Brain could say anything, he looked into Pinky's eyes at the climax of the song and felt like he was in an alternate reality and lost himself in his arms like in that Titanic fic, except Brain is sober (no alcohol in this family-friendly fic!)

"Wow, that's so narf!" Romy said as he waved his phone with the flashlight on. As the song ended, Jake and Tulip screamed "NOW KISS!" so they did the smoochy-smooch and everyone cheered.

And now the moment you've all been waiting for… Cakey time! Karsyn and AM wheeled out a stereotypical white wedding cake. But, it was a special cake because… it was cardboard. Karsyn thought it would be a fun fun silly willy idea to hide a pancake cake inside the cardboard cake and surprise the mice because Denny's doesn't know how to make actual cakes.

As the newlyweds were struggling to use the cake cutter to cut the cake, the "cake" started to rumble! The cardboard busted open and inside was a sentient stack of pancakes!

"Rawrrr!" bellowed the pancake monster. "I'm a pancake monster and I'm going to eat you!"

Karsyn went to get her emergency bazooka as usual, but it was gone! "Where is my bazooka?!" she panicked. "That's like the Deus Ex Machina!"

"I got this guys!" Wakko said as he lunged at the pancake monster to eat it, but Karsyn's emergency bazooka came out of the pancake monster's chest and blasted him all the way to New York City!

"Wait a second…" Brain said, "sentient pancake monsters don't have chest-busting bazookas!" He ran up to the pancake monster and ripped off its pancake exterior a la Scooby-Doo, and it was actually a robot! Then he took off the top part of the robot and it was… Snowball!

"OMG Snowball, what are you doing here?" everyone exclaimed simultaneously.

"Oh sweet, I can monologue now!" Snowball said in an evil way. "You see, Brain, after the Denny's owner tried to blast me away in Chapter 2, I actually escaped underneath a trapdoor. Then, I snatched the bazooka and went into the kitchen and built a robot out of my surroundings, and put it in the pancake-cake while you guys were doing that cool dance."

"But why, Snowball?" Brain said, not expecting Snowball to return later in the story.

"Because we're supposed to be enemies to lovers, Brain! But, you broke my heart and married that dumb nerd!" He lowered himself in the robot's pancake armor. "Prepare to die!"

"I'll save you, bro!" Pinky declared. He ripped the hem of his dress to look all cool and grabbed a butter knife from a table. Diegetic music started playing as he charged at Snowball. "Like a small boat on the ocean. Sending big waves into motion," Pinky sang.

"Wait, what is he doing?" Snowball said. Brain was gonna stop Pinky but he decided to just go with it because what else could he do?

Pinky jumped into the air, flailing the butterknife aimlessly. "This is my fight song! Take back my life song! Prove I'm alright song!" This calmed the guests' fears and they all watched the battle with intrigue.

"Oh my gosh that's so hot!" Brain said. "But wait! We're life-partners in crime now! We gotta work together!" Brain took out a can of spinach, ate it, grew some temporary muscles, grabbed the pancake-monster-robot, and threw it in a nearby basketball hoop!

Stunned by this, Pinky stopped his music number. "Egad! Snowball got dunked on!"

"He's down, Pinky! Get him!"

Pinky ran to the pancake monster robot and went ham on it with his butterknife! "Take that you no good wedding crashing husband killing pancake vandalizing bazooka stealing you!"

"Oh no! My creation is now in bite-sized pieces!" Snowball screamed, now exposed to Pinky and The Brain's wrath.

"Poit. What now, Brain?"

"I don't know, Pinky. We can't kill him or the readers will get mad, but letting him get away is just lazy."

"I've got it!" Karsyn said. "Snowball, the Council of Doom decrees that from now on, you are banned from all Denny's establishments! No more shall you get in on our delicious goodness at mind-blowingly low prices!"

"Noooo!" Snowball said, fleeing out of Denny's in sadness and defeat.

Their wedding now saved, Pinky and the Brain hugged and high-fived. Only now did Brain notice Pinky's ripped dress.

"Pinky, your dress! Why did you rip it? You and the Denny's staff worked really hard on it!"

"Oh, it's alright Brain." Pinky reassured. "The hem is velcroed on! I made sure to have that feature just in case I had to look cool! Narf!"

Karsyn clapped her hands. "Alright, Council! Let's sift through this metal debris and serve up some pancakes!"

Thanks to Pinky, the pancakes were bite-sized and easy to eat. No parents needed! This was convenient because the boss fight- and the search party for Wakko- delayed the reception schedule. Pinky and the Brain had to head out to get to their flight to Paris.

As the couple made their exit, the Denny's staff sang an acapella cover of the theme from Friends and the guests threw shredded cheese. As the best man, Romy wrote "Just canonized!" and "Honk if you're zany!" on their self-driving car.

As they rode into the sunser, Pinky and The Brain pondered about their new lives as hubbies.

"Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?"

"Well, Pinky, first we're gonna chill on the airplane, then we're gonna honeymoon in Paris!"

AN: I didn't think it would take me this long to come back to this, but I wanted to celebrate the new season of Animaniacs by finishing my draft for the last chapter! I want to thank everyone who's read this and supported me along the way. I had so much fun making this, and I am happy to say that it has finally gotten the ending it deserves.