A/N: The fan song by Shane Blair in my own LOTR Headcannon with my OC's.
Lyrics belong to Shane Blair on YouTube.
Enjoy.
Headed to The Shire, humming one of my favorite tunes,
About to go see my friend Bilbo who's having his birthday soon.
Ran into young Frodo and he tells me that I'm late,
A Wizard's never late or early he arrives when he means to.
A disturber of the peace, the Hobbits labeled me
And as I look around I see dirty looks on the street.
But we're very old friends Bilbo Baggins from Bag End,
Plus I love the little Hobbits with their hairy little feet...
Gandalf the Grey, a guardian of Middle-Earth.
A Wizard of magnificent power.
With his staff and with his wisdom he will guide the way.
He's the best of the Maiar, join him and you'll be okay...
It's good to be back, with old friends of mine after all this time.
Smoking old Toby lighting off fireworks,
It's true, this will be a night to remember.
It was during the speech when things got weird,
Bilbo put on a ring that made him simply disappear.
I met him at his house when he finally planned to leave,
He left Frodo everything, even left his ring here.
I'm getting bad vibes from this thing by the hour.
I do a little research and learn it's the ring of power.
I take Frodo and Sam and I send them on their way,
To meet at The Prancing Pony at the end of the day.
But first I must meet with the head of my order,
Saruman the wise, much whiter, much older.
I speak to Saruman about what's going on,
But he's gone mad, wants to join Sauron.
So I fight him at Isengard the best that I can,
But he's a white Wizard, took my staff with his hand.
High above the land at the mercy of this man,
I'm at the towers top and I can't even stand.
There is no hope he's going to kill me,
But in the distance I see a little bug flying,
Luckily I speak Moth they do errands for me.
Good thing I'm friends with Eagles if you know what I mean...
Gandalf the Grey, a guardian of Middle-Earth.
A Wizard of magnificent power.
With his staff and with his wisdom he will guide the way.
He's the best of the Maiar, join him and you'll be okay...
Now in Rivendell, the home of the Elves,
I apologise to Frodo for being delayed as well.
Lord Elrond concludes that the ring must be destroyed,
We left with nine companions and the Fellowship was born.
There was Boromir, Legolas, Gimli & Aragorn
There was Merry, Pippin, Sam & Frodo
And then me of course.
The path was rough, great valleys, high peaks.
We had to take the mines of Moria underneath.
It was there we were overrun with Cave trolls and Orcs,
If it couldn't get worse, we awoke a Balrog.
The Bridge of Khazad-dum I said he "Shall not pass!",
I said "Fly you fools!" and went after his ass.
From the lowest damn dungeon to the highest damn peak,
I defeated this thing using sword lightning.
I felt life slip away as if it was my last day,
but the Maiar sent me back, no longer Gandalf the Grey.
A white Wizard now, new beard, new staff
And I got to meet with Merry, Pippin, Treebeard & company real fast,
Then I met with the boys and I called for Shadowfax.
The Lord of all horses, now we're off the Rohan.
It looks like king Theoden's not being himself,
He needs some help Saruman has him under an evil spell.
Not an easy task, but I restored him to health
And I gave him his old sword then he started doing well.
10,000 Uruk-hai headed this way,
We'd meet at Helm's Deep first light on the fifth day.
With the Riders of the Rohirrim I arrived to the East
And I led the full charge and we slayed those foul beasts.
Well I guessed that the Ents defeated Saruman
And I'm just basing that on the thing that his body fell on.
Then Pippin found a Seeing Stone that showed him Sauron
He saw the White Tree of Gondor, this journey will be long...
We stand at Gondor, Minas Tirith, the white city without a King.
Osgiliath burns and the survivors fleeing.
We aid them from near and far
And Woundwort meets the Witch-King Of Angmar
Together we fight from the land and the skies
The sons of Rohan charge the fields of our enemies.
All our allies help and we make safe the city.
Sam, Pod and Frodo make their way throughout Mordor.
We must draw Sauron's eye away up to the North.
We stand at last facing our almost certain end
But we'll face not as elves, dwarves or dragons but as friends
This has been a violent war, but Frodo makes it to Mount Doom.
The earthquake helped us but we had my Eagle Homies too...
Gandalf the White, Mithrandir Eagle rider.
A servant of the Secret Fire.
His task is done he's not needed anymore.
He and the ring bearers on the last ship to Valinor...