Guest: Don't worry I never planned on Ezekiel going out first or him going feral.
stuncan: Thanks for your input.
"Last time on Total Drama World Tour... Steeped in a tradition, Japan's modern allure is as fascinating as its rich history. Here, our competitors experienced Japan's innovative entertainment. And Harold celebrated Japan's role in the world of martial arts, which resulted in Harold's elimination thanks to Alejandro. Eighteen to go with one million big ones up for grabs on Total. Drama. World Tour!" Chris recapped.
(After theme song)
Heather, Eva, Courtney, and Gwen were relaxing while Cody was getting his foot massaged by Sierra.
"Uh... wha?! Sierra, what are you doing?" Cody asked creeped out holding his foot away from Sierra.
" Everyone loves a foot massage." Sierra said.
"Yeah, normally. But uh, I don't like having my feet touched." Cody explained.
"Aw, but can I please give you a foot massage?" Sierra asked.
"No thank you." Cody said sternly.
"Okay." Sierra said solemnly walking away.
Confessional:
Cody: Sierra's a bit too creepy for my tastes, while I appreciate her help at times she kinda goes overboard.
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile Leshawna was holding Harold's num-yos.
"Harold's num-yo Where'd you find that?" DJ asked.
"Dang fool wanted me to have it. I miss the guy already." Leshawna said solemnly.
"I'm really sorry he's gone." DJ apologized.
"And how is everyone back here? That is what I'd ask if I cared. Coming through, make way." Chris said, making his way through loser class.
"Where are you taking us next? Can it please be someplace where there's no pinball of any kind?" Leshawna asked.
"Or Pandas?" Beth begged.
"Or candied fish tails?" Noah added.
Owen then woke up and began speaking "Huh? What?! Fish tails?! Where?!"
"Our next destination is everything you've just asked for!" Chris said as Sierra was listening in and gasped.
Confessional:
Sierra: Thanks to my extensive viewings and reviewings and re-reviewings of seasons one and two, I can safely say with no uncertainty that Chris is being honest for once.
Confessional Ends
The plane soon lands as everyone gets out the door and onto the snow of the Yukon.
"Welcome to the Yukon! Ha ha ha!" Chris said happily while wearing a coat.
Everyone kept shivering as Heather began speaking "Um, hello? Where are our jackets?"
"Relax, I ordered coats for everyone." Chris informed everyone.
Everyone then cheers at this.
" They won't be ready for weeks, but as soon as they arrive, I'll be sure to hand them out." Chris explained.
Everyone groaned at this.
"Maybe we should huddle for warmth." Courtney suggested as she began snuggling with Duncan.
Sierra begins hugging Cody against his will.
Owen hugs Izzy and grabs Noah in as well.
"Owen, can't breathe." Noah said, wheezing.
"Oh sorry." Owen said letting go of Noah.
"Next time ask before you hug me." Noah lectured.
"Little chilly without mittens." Chris said.
"Cocoa?" Chef offered.
"Don't mind if I do." Chris said before drinking the cocoa.
"Are you gonna finish that?" Owen asked.
"Of course he is, it's Chris' favorite drink." Sierra explained.
"Wrong it's-" Chris began before Sierra began speaking again "Second, only to tomato juice."
"That's not on the fan site how did you-" Chris began before Sierra answered "I went to your high school and interviewed all your old teachers for the unauthorized biography I'm writing."
Chris gasped at this.
"They said-" Sierra began before Chris covered her mouth.
"Okay, okay, moving on! Crossing the icy river in Canada's frozen tundra used to be easy, back when the river was frozen solid. But thanks to global warming, Earth is becoming more interesting and by interesting I mean dangerous." Chris said.
"Ha ha yay." Izzy cheered.
"Today's challenge is called Total Drama: The Icicle! Teams must make their way across this watery chasm by jumping from ice flow to ice flow. First team member across, must make their way to the dog sleds on the far shore and become the dog, pulling the sled all the way to the finish line as you grab the rest of your team along the way at marked meeting points. Sleds are first come, first serve, so move fast. Don't worry, if you fall into the water, we're legally required to save you. So, we've got two divers downstream ready to pull you out." Chris explained.
" You guys ready for some mad ice flow jumping? 'Cause this guy is kicking it into high gear! Whoo!" Tyler told his team.
"Whatever." Duncan rolled his eyes.
"What is the reward for this challenge?" Eva asked annoyed.
"Did I say 'reward'?" Chris asked with a smirk.
"We have already done one elimination challenge. It's gotta be a reward." Heather explained.
"Besides there aren't enough of us for you to cut someone in every episode." Noah pointed out.
"Yeah, but we found teams try harder during elimination challenges, so this year, there's no set routine. Every challenge could mean an elimination! Ha ha." Chris explained.
"Whoa this is hardcore." Duncan said, shocked.
"That's the spirit, on your mark get set go." Chris said, blowing his airhorn.
Soon all the contestants begin running.
Tyler jumps onto an ice flow and begins slipping off it.
"Tyler." Lindsay said concerned before Leshawna stopped her.
"He's on the other team, remember?" Leshawna reminded Lindsay.
"You'd do the same for Harold." Lindsay glared, making Leshawna step back.
"Go on and help him." Leshawna said solemnly.
"Thanks Leshawna." Lindsay said happily as she began pulling Tyler up onto the ice flow.
"Thank you L-Lindsay." Tyler shivered.
"Don't mention it." Lindsay said happily before jumping on more ice flows.
Meanwhile Izzy was flipping on all the ice flows.
"If Nutsy can do it, we can do it. Come on!" Noah said before falling flat on his face on the ice flow.
"Noah hang on buddy." Owen said before jumping on the ice flow launching Noah backwards in the snow.
"Noah!" Owen said, running up to Noah.
Owen then pulls him off the snow then stands him back up.
"Are you okay?" Owen asked concerned.
"I'm alright, no thanks to you." Noah said angrily before going off to jump on the ice flows.
Owen looks downtrodden as he follows Noah.
Gwen then began jumping across the ice flows until the ice flow cracks.
"Whoa hang on Gwen." Duncan said before grabbing Gwen's hand and pulling her to the ice flow where it is safe.
"Thanks." Gwen blushed before jumping through the ice flows.
"What was that?" Courtney asked, annoyed behind Duncan.
"What was what?" Duncan said, confused.
"Why did you help Gwen?" Courtney asked.
"She's my friend and she was in danger, come on Courtney I'm not gonna kiss her or anything." Duncan smirked.
"Urgh just stay away from her, got it." Courtney commanded.
"Pfft no thanks princess I think I wanna keep her as my friend." Duncan said rolling his eyes before jumping through ice flows.
Confessional:
Duncan: Sheesh Courtney seriously has a jealousy problem.
Courtney: I can't believe he didn't listen to me, it's like he's trying to go after Gwen.
Confessional Ends
Soon Noah and Cody are seen together.
"Well I see you lost Psycho Sierra." Noah snarks.
"Well she is kinda creepy but she isn't psycho." Cody said.
"I saw her steal your stuff and kiss it, she's crazy Cody." Noah argued.
"I guess your right." Cody sighed.
Soon a polar bear showed up and began shifting the ice floe Cody and Noah were on.
Cody and Noah held on to the ice flow and began screaming.
Soon Sierra threw a chunk of ice at the polar bear.
"Bad polar bear! I am not about to post an obituary on my Cody blog, got it?!" Sierra yelled before the polar bear drowned in the water making the ice flow trip making Noah and Cody fall into the icy water.
"Ah I'm coming Cody." Sierra began using a fish to row to Cody.
Soon Beth was seen struggling to cross the ice flows which Alejandro saw and smirked.
Confessional:
Alejandro: My plan is to seduce some of the women and eliminate them when the time is right. Beth is a good start.
Confessional Ends
Alejandro then jumped through ice flows, picked up Beth and jumped to the ice flow while carrying her.
"Whoa thanks you know we're on different teams, right?" Beth asked, blushing.
"My mother raised a gentleman, teams are irrelevant." Alejandro said smoothly, making Beth blush even more.
Confessional:
Beth: Wow he's so sweet, he reminds me of a combination of Justin and Brady.
Confessional Ends
Noah and Cody are seen shivering as they're in the water.
Sierra then picks up Cody and puts him on the ice flow.
"Whoa thanks Sierra." Cody said gratefully.
"Hey, could you help me too." Noah asked, shivering.
"Okay." Sierra said helping Noah up.
Confessional:
Sierra: I wanted to have a romantic ride with Cody across the ice flow but of course helping Noah was the right thing to do.
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile Ezekiel was following Bridgette.
"Why are you following me?" Bridgette asked annoyed.
"Well your my teammate eh, also now that I have you here I'm sorry for my sexist comments eh I didn'r know they were sexist." Ezekiel said.
"Oh okay. Well I forgive you but please stop following me I have a boyfriend and it's kinda creepy." Bridgette said.
"Okay." Ezekiel said before going on a different path.
Alejandro jumped through the ice flow and held out a hand for Beth.
"It's too far." Beth said in fear.
"You can do it, just jump! Quick!" Alejandro encourages before Beth jumps and she trips on Alejandro and the two accidentally kiss.
Confessional:
Alejandro: That kiss was not planned but I figured I could use that to my advantage.
Confessional Ends
"Uh thank you for catching me." Beth said flustered.
"Mm thank you for kissing me." Alejandro said smoothly.
"Uh that was an accident but you're welcome." Beth blushed.
"One man's accident is another man's treasure." Alejandro said, holding his hands to his heart.
"Hehehehe." Beth giggled awkwardly.
Alejandro then picked up Beth and jumped across the ice flows and he then flashed a charming smile at her making her blush even harder but once he put her down Beth began speaking.
"Wait, are you trying to form a secret alliance with me?" Beth asked suspiciously.
"Alliance? Aw! Beth, for me, this is so much bigger than a game." Alejandro said, grabbing Beth's shoulders, making her blush.
"Oh." Beth said happily.
Cody was still shivering and Sierra saw this and was worried.
"Oh you need to get to shore fast." Sierra said worried before picking up Cody and throwing him without warning.
"Go Cody." Sierra cheered before Cody hit a mountain making snow fall on top of him.
"Cody." Sierra gasped.
Noah rolled his eyes at this.
Leshawna then made it to the snow by jumping off the ice flows.
"You just gotta go with the flow." Leshawna said.
"Nice and lucky you, DJ got here first. He's on dog duty so you get to kick back and enjoy the ride." Chris explained.
Leshawna then got a fur hat out as DJ strapped on his harness.
"Mm cozy alright DJ let's go." Leshawna said before DJ began running.
Eva then shows up with Courtney and Heather behind her.
"Eva. First Amazon to arrive. Grab a sled, start pulling." Chris instructed.
"Child's play." Eva rolled her eyes.
Heather and Courtney then got on a sled and Eva put on a harness and she began pulling and running.
Tyler then makes it to the sleds and is unhappy.
"Oh no." Tyler said scared.
"Afraid so." Chris said, smirking.
Izzy then shows up and sees a box with a toxic sign on it.
"Whoo, oh look a speaker, our's must play music." Izzy said happily.
"Is that box radioactive?" Tyler gasped.
"Eh, what isn't radioactive these days?" Chris said.
"I can't find the radio anywhere. I think someone stole it." Izzy said glowing green.
Tyler then begins running across the ice with his harness on and pulled the sled.
"Will anyone survive the coldest challenge in Total Drama history? Place your bets and cross your fingers. The results, after this." Chris said cutting to the commercials.
After commercial break we see Cody walking through the snow, freezing.
Sierra then ran over to Cody.
"Ah, how did you find me?" Cody asked, shivering.
"Followed your foot prints, pretty easy really, your a size seven and your right foot really pronates." Sierra explains making Cody walk faster trying to get away from her.
"Oh by the way, where's Noah?" Cody asked.
"I left him at the other side of the water, he'll be fine." Sierra said.
Noah was seen shivering at the other side of the water, he was livid, Sierra left him and now he has to walk to a meeting point.
"Great." Noah sighed.
"Noah." Owen said jumping to the other side.
"Owen what do you want?" Noah asked, annoyed.
"Oh, I was just about to look for a sled." Owen explained before looking at Noah's blue face and gasped.
"Noah, you're freezing." Owen said worriedly.
"Yeah so what?" Noah asked bitterly.
"You can't walk in your condition, come on buddy I'll carry you." Owen said.
Owen then picked up Noah and he began running.
"Whoa, Eva." Heather said as they stopped at the meeting point where Gwen was.
Gwen then got on the sled and Eva began running again.
Tyler was seen running with Izzy on the sled.
"If you see anyone, call out." Tyler said.
"Ooh there's Tyler." Izzy said happily.
"Other than me." Tyler yelled as he was running.
Duncan then ran on the sled.
"Ooh there's Duncan! Duncan! Someone stole our radio!" Izzy said solemnly as Duncan looked at her confused.
Tyler glared at Izzy which she didn't notice.
Soon we see Bridgette and Ezekiel got on the sled which DJ was pulling.
"Good job guys, Now we just need to pick up Beth and Lindsay and get to the finish line. We're finally gonna win one!" Leshawna said happily.
Lindsay was then seen at a meeting point sleeping until Team Victory showed up.
"Lindsay wake up." Leshawna shouted.
Lindsay then woke up happily "Oh wow that was fast."
"Do you know where Beth is?" Bridgette asked.
"I don't know. I haven't seen her." Lindsay replied.
"Well we better find her." DJ said.
Meanwhile Beth and Alejandro were at a meeting point where a pole was.
"Look, a meeting point, let's wait here." Alejandro said.
"I should k-keep going to the finish line." Beth stuttered blushing.
"Our teams will find us here. Save your strength. Cold? Take my shirt." Alejandro said reassuringly before taking off his shirt and handing it to Beth.
"Oh." Beth blushed.
"I can't freeze I'm used to the cold. And if you get sick and your team votes you off, I won't get to know you better. Which would make me very, very sad." Alejandro spoke charmingly.
"I don't wanna make anyone sad." Beth said.
"Y'know I believe we have enough time for one more accident." Alejandro smirked standing behind the pole.
"Oh yes." Beth said happily "I'd love to."
Beth then leaned for a kiss only for her lips and tongue to meet a frozen pole.
Beth was now stuck to a pole as Alejandro began walking ahead with his shirt.
Beth then began to glare at Alejandro as he walked away.
Soon Owen ran onto Team Chris' sled with Noah on his back.
"I did it." Owen said in relief as he placed Noah on the sled and got on the sled himself.
Soon Tyler ran past Beth and the pole.
"Whoa I feel bad for Beth, we should go help her." Tyler said.
"Yeah but she's on the other team we gotta keep moving Chris or her team will get her later." Noah replies.
They then see Alejandro at a meeting point.
"Amigos I am so glad you found me now let's go win this." Alejandro said happily.
"Yeah." Tyler said before running but Noah looked suspicious at Alejandro.
Confessional:
Noah: So Beth is stuck to a pole and Alejandro just happens to be at the next meeting point, maybe it's a coincidence or he's up to something.
Confessional Ends
Soon Chris showed up to see Beth's tongue on the pole.
"Oh dear, how did this happen?" Chris asked as he smirked.
"I was kissing Awehandwo and the pole got in the way." Beth tried to explain.
Soon Team Victory showed up.
"Hello Team Victory." Chris said happily.
"Beth what happened?" Leshawna asked annoyed.
""I was kissing Alejandro and the pole got in the way." Beth tried to explain but no one understood her.
"Ugh, does anyone understand her?" Leshawna asked.
"Nope." Bridgette shrugged.
"Sorry no." Ezekiel said.
"Great." Beth said annoyed.
"Normally I would make a song happen but the producers told me every episode doesn't need a song and now is clearly not the time so get going." Chris said annoyed.
Leshawna and DJ tried to pull Beth off the pole and it worked.
"It worked." Beth said with her tongue sticking out due to it being frozen.
"I still can't understand you Beth." Lindsay said shrugging.
"Ugh." Beth groaned.
Meanwhile Team Amazon's sled met up with Cody and Sierra.
"Need a lift?" Gwen asked.
"And a restraining order." Cody shivered as Sierra picked him up and placed him on the sled.
Soon Team Nuclear was seen racing to the finish line and they made it across.
"And Team Nuclear Wins." Chris announces.
"Yes we made it." Tyler said happily.
"What can I say, you did good Tyler." Duncan said, impressed.
"There's the finish line." Heather said as Eva was pulling Team Amazon's sled but DJ shows up and was pulling Team Victory's sled and the two were racing to the finish until...
Eva crosses first for Team Amazon.
"And Team Victory loses." Chris announced.
Team Victory groans at this.
Soon we cut to the elimination room where Team Victory was.
"Victory, I have peanut-filled barf bags for the five of you who get to stay. Lindsay, Bridgette, Ezekiel, and… DJ." Chris announces throwing the barf bags to the four contestants.
"So, It's down to Leshawna and Beth, Beth you made out with a pole and Leshawna you´re pretty tempermental." Chris said "The last one safe is..."
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"Leshawna."
"Sorry Beth." DJ apologized.
"It's okay, but guys Alejandro he's evil, he's pretending to be good." Beth tried to warn everyone but no one understood her yet again.
"What?" Ezekiel asked.
"Would you look at the time?" Chris said before giving Beth her parachute.
Beth then opened her parachute as she fell off the plane.
Confessional:
Alejandro: Beth was expendable. They all are. Some will prove to be more challenging than others. But one by one, they'll all go down.
Tyler: Well, I totally rocked it today! I won the challenge, woohoo.
Confessional Ends
"Will Alejandro eliminate more females, find out on Total Drama World Tour." Chris said.
Voting Confessionals:
Beth: It's worth a shot.(Stamps Leshawna´s passport)
Bridgette: Sorry Beth.(Stamps Beth's passport)
DJ: Beth slowed us down today, so she's gotta go.(Stamps Beth's passport)
Ezekiel: Beth wa sone of the girls to give me a chance back in the season one special and DJ was kinda bossy today, I vote for DJ.(Stamps Leshawna's passport)
Leshawna: Beth cost us the challenge so she's gotta go.(Stamps Beth's passport)
Lindsay: I told Beth to vote off Leshawna due to her bossiness and I tried to get others to do so as well, let´s hope it works.(Stamps DJ's passport)
Voting Confessionals End
Beth: 3
Leshawna: 2
DJ: 1
Author's Note: So I eliminated Beth, I did this because I needed Alejandro to eliminate more campers and Beth fits as a seduced victim way more than Bridgette did in canon. So I used her as one of Alejandro's victims. I found this document being close to finished so I submitted it.