The aftermath theme plays as flashbacks are shown.
(Harold)
"More rain! Much more. This whole thing needs to be somberer!" Harold commanded.
"Yes Harold." Beth said angrily.
"It's sensei, call me sensei." Harold said enraged.
"But you're not a sensei eh." Ezekiel replies.
"Silence Ezekiel, now prepare for the commercial." Harold said.
(Beth)
"Y'know I believe we have enough time for one more accident." Alejandro smirked standing behind the pole.
"Oh yes." Beth said happily "I'd love to."
Beth then leaned for a kiss only for her lips and tongue to meet a frozen pole.
Beth was now stuck to a pole as Alejandro began walking ahead with his shirt.
Beth then began to glare at Alejandro as he walked away.
(Izzy)
"Izzy it's time to go." Chris told Izzy before Izzy snatched her parachute.
"Aw well gotta go sometimes, oh and Alejandro." Izzy said before punching Alejandro.
"That was for being so bossy." Izzy said annoyed before she jumped out the plane.
(After theme song)
Soon we see the aftermath studio with Geoff and Blaineley sitting on the host couch.
"Who's ready for some totally dramatic aftermath? I'm Geoff." Geoff introduces.
"And I'm Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran. I'm sure you recognize me from such entertaining programs as Celebrity Manhunt!" Blaineley also introduces herself.
"But... today, we're here to talk about Total Drama World Tour!" Geoff said.
"We've got the juiciest dirt and the dirtiest juice. Everything you've ever wanted to hear dished about season three." Blaineley explained.
"Plus special guests and wicked surprises." Geoff added "But first let's introduce my friends."
"You mean the other sad bystanders who can't even play this season?" Blaineley replied.
"Easy." Geoff said annoyed before brightening up "Please welcome the Total Drama Peanut Gallery, Sadie and Katie, Trent, and Justin!"
"So... how does everybody feel about the fact that it's Geoff's fault you're all out of the game?" Blaineley said taking a shot at Geoff.
"Hey! I tried to organize us into a rescue party for the Bus of Doom." Geoff gasped.
"And now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone else play for a million." Blaineley smirked.
"I threw a great consolation party. With a piñata." Geoff argues with a smile.
"Yeah that was my guitar." Trent said annoyed.
"Being on that show is way too tough on the bod." Justin said gesturing his body.
"But what about the free trip around the world?" Blaineley asked, shocked.
"With Chris and Chef torturing us? No thank you." Katie said waving her arms.
"But what about watching all your old friends hang out without you?" Blaineley asked, trying to spice things up.
"We have each other." Sadie said happily.
"Guess they're just being honest, what about you, any regrets?" Blaineley asked with a scheming look.
"Pff. You kidding? I'd way rather host this Aftermath than suffer through more drama." Geoff waves off nonchalant.
"Well we better get on to our first segment, huh? We'll be spending time with everyone who's left the show since the season began." Blaineley said.
"Everyone we could find, at least. Because one ex-contestant has gone AWOL, which leads us to our new segment, as designed by Blaineley." Geoff added "Total. Drama. Fugitives! After costing the challenge in New York, Izzy was eliminated."
The screen showed Izzy running off and the footage of her getting eliminated.
"Of course Izzy would screw up for her team, the nutjob." Justin rolled his eyes.
"But what's weird is... Izzy didn't come home." Blaineley said as the screen showed Izzy's sillhouette with a red question mark in the middle.
"She was last seen in New York but since then, nothing. Izzy's totally disappeared." Geoff explained.
"So we spread the word and our viewers responded like never before! With some seriously incredible sightings and photos." Blaineley inputted.
Let's have a look at some videos captured by Hamish McTavish from Loch Ness." Geoff said.
We see on the screen that Izzy's head is poking out of the water.
"Real sighting? Or fake?" Blaineley asked.
"Totally real, that orange hair is Izzy's." Geoff answered "The question is where is Izzy right now, nobody knows."
"Nobody can find him! Not even everyone's fav host, Chris McLean." Blaineley said.
"Chris is looking for Izzy?" Katie asked.
"Chris has the entire Total Drama Machine looking for Izzy." Blaineley answered.
Soon we see a robot looking everywhere for Izzy.
"Izzy. Izzy." The robot said as it looks everywhere as the people in town look weirded out.
"So keep those Izzy sightings coming. She can't hide from us forever." Blaineley said.
"So, the manhunt was great, Geoff. But you know who I'm really excited to spend time with?" Blaineley asked.
"Today's aftermath guest Harold." Geoff answered.
The crowd cheers as Harold is brought out.
"My my I always knew I had so many fans." Harold said egotistically.
Welcome to the show, Harold. Please. Sit." Geoff urged the geek to sit down.
"It's time for your journey video." Blaineley said happily as many clips played.
"Awesome." Harold said looking at the plane
"Cool." Harold said, looking at first class.
"B-B-Bogus." Harold said as the plane was going through turbulence.
Soon the clip show ends as Harold looks annoyed.
"It's over? I was on the show for three seasons and all I get is a nanosecond?" Harold said enraged.
"Yeah sorry you got booted dude." Geoff said in sympathy.
"I understand why my teammates felt the need to get rid of me I was a mess." Harold said in regret "But anyway why isn't there any of my wicked skills in the recap.
"Well Harold we have a clip show for you."
"When your bladder is full it's the size of a softball." Harold said behind Justin.
"Dude no one cares." Justin told him
Another clip shows Harold talking to Heather.
"The world's longest cricket match lasted fourteen days. That's a lot of googlies." Harold explained to Heather.
"Whatever." Heather rolled her eyes.
"111,111,111 times 111,111,111 equals 12,345,678,987,654,321, which is a numerical palindrome." Harold said to Cody, Heather, Beth, and Justin who were seething with rage fighting the urge to yell at him "How cool is that." We see Leshawna rolling her eyes.
After the clip show Blaineley begins speaking to Harold.
"Yikes. Even Leshawna? Oh, Harold." Blaineley said in shock.
"Pfft. She rolls her eyes all the time. Maybe she has an eye tick." Harold said in denial.
"One that only happens when you talk? Right. Or maybe she's just not that into you." Blaineley said making Harold lower his head in shame.
"Hey it's time for Harold to sing." Blaineley told everyone.
"You're gonna do that to him now." Justin asked incredulously.
"A reunion of your band, The Drama Brothers right here on the Aftermath? Great idea, Justin." Blaineley said twisting Justin's words.
"What?" Justin asked shocked.
"I know you're a huge fan, but this might be over the-" Geoff began before Harold interrupted him "Guys it's cool I could use some backup for this. But what about Cody, he's in the band too."
"Already covered." Blaineley informed him.
"I'd like to send this one out to Leshawna." Harold told everyone.
Harold: You might think I know it all
And maybe I'm headed for a fall
I'm just that brainiac guy
Left alone to sit and cry
Honey, I've some questions for you first
Girl, take some time to school me
Quench my thirst... for knowledge
'Cause... gosh!
I just gotta know...
How'd you get so hot?
Trent and Justin: Baby!
Harold: You're so smokin' hot!
Trent and Justin: Baby!
Harold : My physics know-how ain't got a hope
Of explaining why your butt's so dope
You bend my space-time continuum
Then you shake what your mama gave you-em
I don't even hardly know my name
'Cause when you walk in the room
Nobody lookin' the same
Trent: Baby!
Justin: Baby!
Harold: Baby!
(beatboxes)
Katie, and Sadie: (squeak and begin clawing at each other)
Geoff: Uh, you think we might need to get some security out here?
Harold: All right.
Harold: I demand a scientific investigation
To whether you're even from the human nation
I swear, you're changing my molecular structure
With all your sexy ions, you make my heart rupture
Harold then moonwalks off stage along with Trent and Justin.
"Can I gain control of the seriously messed up situation? Stay tuned and see if we'll even be back with more Total Drama: The Aftermath." Geoff said cutting to commercial break.
(After commercial break)
The aftermath theme plays as Blaineley begins speaking "Hi, everyone. And welcome back to the Total Drama Aftermath the Drama Brothers just caused a minor riot here."
"They were last seen on foot, running for their lives pursued by... huh? A-A yellow school bus?" Geoff explained.
We then see Katie and Sadie backstage.
"Like, a whole bunch of girls were chasing Harold, Justin, and Trent." Katie explained.
"It was really scary apparently and they were wearing plaid kilts." Sadie added.
"Kilts? A school bus? Must've been a private girls school." Geoff said.
"Anyway it's time for our favorite segment That's Gonna Leave A Mark." Blaineley said happily.
One clip is shown of DJ going in the confessional but a panda shows up from inside and starts stamping on DJ's face.
One clip shows Tyler slipping on one ice flow over and over again as a polar bear and baby polar bear watches, the polar bear covers the baby's eyes.
"Looking back those aren't funny." Geoff said.
"Well they are to me and now introducing the man hungry pole kissing girl Beth." Blaineley said happily.
Beth walks in sadly.
"Aw what's the matter Beth, are you upset because you kissed a frozen pole on TV?" Blaineley asked snidely.
"Whoa there Blaineley take it easy on Beth, she's been through a lot. With AleHeinous seducing her." Geoff said angrily.
"I'm upset because I always let myself be manipulated, first Heather, then Justin and now Alejandro I really thought I could get through the season without being manipulated for once." Beth said angrily.
"Well tough to say but you probably can't." Blaineley smirked "Let's play Beth's video montage. Edited specially by me." Blaineley said happily.
Beth jumps off the ice floe accidentally landing on Alejandro causing them to accidentally kiss.
Beth leaned for a kiss only for her lips and tongue to meet a frozen pole.
"Ugh." Beth said, ashamed.
Blaineley laughed at the poor girl's misery.
"So Beth, it's time we play a game of Truth Or Hammer." Blaineley said happily as she showed a hammer on the ceiling.
"What? I didn't approve of this." Geoff said annoyed.
"Too bad, so sad. So Beth, it's time to play." Blaineley smirked.
"So Beth, who do you hope will win the season?" Geoff asked.
"I hope Lindsay wins because she didn't vote for me and because we are bffs." Beth explained.
"Well that was obvious, Beth who would you say you hate the most?" Blaineley asked, smirking.
"Well it's a tie between Heather, Courtney, or Alejandro." Beth said.
"Guess she.'a being honest. So Beth who would you say is hotter? Justin or Alejandro?" Blaineley asked.
"Uh A-Alejandro." Beth stuttered.
"Wow even after he played you you still think he's hot, how embarrassing." Blaineley laughed.
"Blaineley leave her alone." Geoff lectures.
"Oh please Geoff, you acted worse when you were a host last year you have no right to tell me to stop." Blaineley smirked.
"Well I can say that I still hate Alejandro and I will not stand for you treating me like this I am done being interviewed." Beth said annoyed.
"Fine, that's all we wanted to talk about anyway." Blaineley said annoyed before turning to the viewers with a smile "But as for you guys, there's gonna be more crazy action on Total. Drama. World Tour."
Author's Note: Not much happened here due to the whole Gidgette thing being cut out. I didn't have much planned for this aftermath but for now this is it. I'll see you next time on Slap Slap Revolution.