( a bunch of characters )A/n : hiyaa it's been a long time and I still haven't got any new ideas for a chapter ehe. Buuut, I've found incorrect quotes that fit Naruto characters so perfectly and I thought I'll share it here. The quotes are from a random generator. Also don't take any of these seriously


Sakura at rogue ninja Sasuke : Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with murder?

Sasuke: Stop romanticizing the past.

Sakura : Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Sasuke: Plane tickets?

Naruto: Concert tickets?

Kakashi: Prostitution?

Sakura , holding her broken frames: Glasses.

Sakura : In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Sasuke: *turning to Naruto* How tall are you?

Sakura : What are your goals?

Kakashi: To pet all the dogs.

Sakura : No, fitness goals.

Kakashi: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Yamato: Anyone d-

Kakashi : Depressed?

Sakura : Drained?

Naruto : Dumb?

Sai : Disliked?

Yamato : -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

Sasuke : Nothing in life is free.

Sakura : Love is free!

Naruto : Adventure is free.

Sai : Knowledge is free.

Kakashi : Everything is free if you take it without paying.