Hello humans it's Weegee1 again with another calculation formula. This time for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe to DnD 4E

LV=Stat squares filled

HP=Stat squares filled ×5

AC= Squares filled ×2

Fortitude=Squares of Weight + Traction ×4.5

Reflex=Squares of Speed + Acceleration ×4.5

Will=Driver's Will

Initiative=Driver's Initiative

Perception=Driver's Perception

Movement Speed= Speed×2 or Acceleration×2 whichever is higher

Str, Dex, Con, Cha total= HP×2

Wis and Int=Driver's Wis and Int

Traits

Vehicular Shell

While a driver is controlling this vehicle their defenses other than Will are replaced by the vehicle's stats. This vehicle can take no actions unless it has a driver.

Standard Actions

Slam At Will

Attack Melee (one creature) +(HP÷4) Vs AC

Hit 1d10 + Movement speed damage

Triggered Actions

Driver Safety At Will

Trigger: An attack is made against the driver

Effect: Roll a D20 on an even number the vehicle takes half the damage meant for the driver on an odd number the vehicle takes all the damage meant for the driver. This effect isn't triggered by attacks against Will

For best results use a Mario Kart character of the same size (Baby Mario for small, Mario for Medium, and Wario for Large Characters)

For my Medium size Character I used Rosalina with City Tripper, Azure Roller, and Plane Glider. The stats are:

3 Speed

4.25 Acceleration

3.25 Weight

4 Handling

3.25 Traction

Using my calculation the vehicle ends up with these stats

City Tripper LV18

Medium Natural Construct

HP 89 Bloodied 44 AC 35

Fortitude 29 Reflex 33 Will #

Initiative # Perception #

Speed 9

Traits

Vehicular Shell

While a driver is controlling this vehicle their defenses other than Will are replaced by the vehicle's stats. This vehicle can take no actions unless it has a driver.

Standard Actions

Slam At Will

Attack Melee (one creature) +22 Vs AC

Hit 1d10 + 9 damage

Triggered Actions

Driver Safety At Will

Trigger: An attack is made against the driver

Effect: Roll a D20 on an even number the City Tripper takes half the damage meant for the driver on an odd number the City Tripper takes all the damage meant for the driver. This effect isn't triggered by attacks against Will

Str 19 (+0) Dex 21 (+0) Wis # (+#)

Con 29 (+0) Int # (+#) Cha 20 (+0)