A/N: This is the longest it's ever taken me to get to the nsfw scene, and there were a few times during writing that I thought 'what if they don't fuck?' except I wouldn't do that to myself so I had to make it happen.

Chapter 14: Lord Meed Meets the Saiyans; The Supreme Kai Learns About Pleasures of the Flesh

"What's wrong, my lord?"

"Eh? Nothing's wrong," Beerus said as he sat on a stump, lightly holding on to a fishing rod.

"Is that so?" Whis asked.

Beerus stared at the still lake, but now he was quite aware of Whis's presence and swore he could feel the angel's stare making him tense. "What? Am I not allowed to fish? I mean, the Oracle…" The Oracle Fish was nowhere to be seen, and now he thought about it, he hadn't heard a quip from her for a while.

"You've been 'fishing' for at least an hour on your own," Whis said, "And not once have you complained that you're bored. Your thoughts must be very preoccupied."

As usual, he couldn't hide anything from Whis. He was thinking about Shin and their most recent conversation. It had been a very unexpected turn of events, and Beerus almost wished he could go back in time and stop himself from rejecting Shin's advances, but ultimately he knew this was the best way to go about it. Still, now he'd had more time to think about it, he found that changing back to his original ideas where sex was on the table was quite easy. He wasn't sure when he'd decided to stop thinking about that sort of end goal, but it had happened without him realising. Now he was impatient to see the kai again, desperately hoping he hadn't changed his mind.

"We're going to pull another prank on the saiyans," Beerus said, because Whis was clearly waiting to hear something from him. "We'll need you on board again."

He explained everything, and if Whis knew that this wasn't the object of Beerus's thoughts, he didn't say so or probe further.

ooo

When Shin arrived Beerus felt like it'd been weeks when in reality it had been several days. The saiyans had gone home for the weekend at the request of their wives, and Whis was out picking them up. It was almost as if Beerus was a teenager with no parents at home; his desire to pounce on Shin and finish where they'd started last time was almost overwhelming. Luckily he wasn't a teenager and had many years of experience of not giving into his every whim. He chuckled to himself – people probably wouldn't believe that if he told them.

"Excited?" Shin asked.

"Oh yes, very."

They didn't have too long, so Beerus knew his fun would have to wait, but he hoped in the end that would make it all the more satisfying. He led the way to his room.

"I'll dress you first," Shin said. In his hands appeared a pile of clothes.

Beerus got undressed as instructed, not missing the way that this time Shin definitely looked him up and down. The silence of the room and the intimacy of being dressed by Shin was driving him nuts. Any contact felt like fire on his skin and he wished the clothes were being taken off rather than put on! Yet it was torture in a good way, and, despite all his internal complaining, he was enjoying this immensely.

Once Shin was done he stepped back to look, and it was almost like a mirror except… He took off his potara and clipped them onto Beerus's ears. Beerus was clenching his fists behind his back, knowing it was an honour to be able to wear the potara like this. Yes, the mortals sometimes got to wear one, but to receive both and parade as a Supreme Kai for a day was quite special.

"You look perfect," Shin said as he removed the gold ear piece Beerus had forgotten about.

"Good, but I already can't wait to take it off." He wasn't even trying to be suggestive this time, instead already feeling restricted by the sleeves and the layers. Sure he was used to things around his neck, but this was a different kind of choking feeling when he couldn't feel the air on his skin. "Anyway, your turn! I had Whis scale things down just for you."

Shin wasn't so shy this time when taking his clothes off, but there was still a little hesitation, Beerus noticed. He wondered why that was, but now was not the time to ask – he'd save that for later. He repaid Shin in kind, dressing him with the same care, the same soft brushes of skin, hoping that it would drive Shin just as wild. If it did, Shin didn't show it, just as Beerus hadn't.

"Um, is this necessary…?" Shin tried to look over his shoulder, instead just feeling for the gaping hole in the ass of the trousers Beerus had put him in.

"Whis did exactly what I said and made my clothes smaller."

"But I don't have a tail, so my bum is just bare for all to see…"

"For me to see." Beerus smirked. "I suppose that because you put a hole for my tail in your clothes, I can let you take yours away. You can do that, right?"

"Line the gap up neatly for me."

Beerus did as requested and Shin ran his finger along the seams, the fabric joining with new threads as his finger passed over it.

"Not my best work, I'm sure," Shin said, "given I can't see it, but I'm sure it'll suffice."

"Very cool," Beerus said as he inspected the new threads. He continued on, feeling that soft abdomen as he slipped the hanging sash into the front of Shin's trousers before tying the blue waistband. Then he took the gold bands, carefully clasping them around Shin's arms and lightly tracing his neck as he fixed the last piece in place. Still, Shin said nothing, but his eyes seemed to ask the question for him. Beerus ignored his gaze, knowing they were short on time. He purposely left the neck regalia until last so that Shin was bare-chested for as long as possible. He was surprised the kai didn't complain. Carefully he smoothed it out across Shin's shoulders, just like Whis often did for him.

After pulling their shoes on, they stood there and double-checked nothing was amiss.

"You look good," Shin said, "But very funny at the same time. I wouldn't be surprised if Goku's reaction is to laugh."

"Likewise." Beerus believed anyone could look good in the destroyer uniform, and Shin was proving his point. It certainly wasn't frumpy like the kai's clothing. "Lord…Shin?" Beerus frowned. "No, that's not right. We need to give you a name that befits a destroyer. They've heard too many names now to know you're meant to be named after something alcoholic."

"If it was only Goku coming, I wouldn't worry about it, but yes, Vegeta will smell something amiss."

"You don't really drink, do you?"

Shin shook his head. "Only on occasions where it would be too rude not to." There had been a particular coordination meeting where Beerus had brought a special bottle of wine with him, and Shin had been afraid to refuse the offer, worried about his reaction. Luckily the wine cups on his planet were barely big enough to be considered cups, closer to glorified spoons, so Shin managed to drink the bare minimum. He didn't think now was the time to remind Beerus of said occasion.

"I was going to suggest using your favourite drink, but I guess you don't have one?"

"Can't I be named after a tea?"

"Look, Grand Zeno names you after alcohol whether you drink or not. Heavens knows why he does it, but that's a debate for another time." Beerus hummed. "The first destroyer I ever met was a guy called Meed. You can borrow his name for a few hours."

"Meed?" Shin had so many questions about this destroyer he'd never heard about. "Which universe was he from?"

"The Fourth." Beerus suddenly realised that wasn't quite correct. "I mean, it was the Fourth at the time, but this was back when there were 18 universes… I don't have time to explain. For today you're Lord Meed, and I'm Supreme Kai."

Once again Shin was reminded how ancient Beerus was; the legends about the other 6 universes that once existed were contained in one old yellowed scroll in his temple. He wondered if some of the stories within it came from Beerus himself. "Don't you want a name?"

"I don't need one. The saiyans don't call you by name, and most of the time I try not to call you by name in their presence. And, as you're so proper, of course you'll only be calling me by title."

Shin looked a little disappointed. "I'm still to act proper? Am I not supposed to act a little more like you? Be more like a ruffian?"

"I'm not a ruffian!" Beerus refuted. "Act how you like, just as long as they believe we really have swapped jobs."

The sudden spike of ki outside was felt by both deities.

"Seems like they've already begun," Beerus said. "It's show time!"

Outside they waited for the perfect moment.

"Alright, call Whis and tell him you're hungry."

Shin frowned. "You're not expecting me to be able to eat like you, are you?"

"No. Oh, the saiyans should have brought their food offerings. You should be demanding them." Beerus couldn't help the curve of his lips; he wanted to see Shin speak up more and this was the perfect opportunity.

Shin took a breath and yelled as loudly as he could, "WHIS!" which wasn't very loud by Beerus's standards, but Whis had sharp ears.

Above them, the trio ceased sparring and Whis appeared before them, the two saiyans landing seconds after.

"My lord, Supreme Kai." He bowed and the saiyans noticed how he addressed Shin first rather than Beerus. They also realised that everything was on the wrong person, but from above they hadn't noticed the details were mixed up.

"What did the saiyans offer this time?" Shin asked, trying not to sound overly polite, and hoping his stance was good. He couldn't imagine it was bad – all the deities had the same habit of standing with their hands behind their backs, so why did he feel like he needed to do it slightly differently to how he usually did?

"Goku has provided more of the most highly praised fruits from last time, and Vegeta has found new flavours of ramen."

Shin could almost feel the desire radiating off Beerus next to him. "Good. Set the fruit out for us – I'm sure the Supreme Kai would like to taste what Earth has to offer at this time of year." At least, that's the thing he imagined Beerus would have said, but it must have sounded odd to the others who knew Beerus was the one who'd praised the fruits in the first place.

Luckily he didn't have to linger on his strange words because Goku finally couldn't take it anymore. "What's going on? Why are you dressed like each other? Why is Whis not talking to Lord Beerus?" He scratched his head. "Wait…"

"From time to time the Supreme Kai and the God of Destruction swap jobs," Whis said, and his delivery of this utter bullshit was perfect. "So Lord Beerus has become the Supreme Kai, and the Supreme Kai has become Lord Meed."

"Lord Meed?!" Goku blurted. "Didn't he already have a different name?" Realising that sounded a tad rude by the way Beerus stared at him, Goku asked a different question. "Why'd they swap jobs anyway?"

"That's simple – in order to better understand each other's role in the universe. Balance will only be attained when proper understanding is reached," Whis said. "As I'm sure you're aware, Grand Zeno publically announced the Seventh Universe had one of the lowest mortal levels, so this swap was almost inevitable in order to begin working on improving that level."

"Whis, enough telling the saiyans our business," Shin said. "Fruit, and then you can get back to training them."

"Of course, my lord."

Vegeta stepped towards Shin and the suspicion was written all over his face. "So, Lord Meed, can I expect you to continue training me where Lord Beerus left off?"

Shin had no idea what Beerus had been doing, especially because as far as he'd heard Beerus stayed out of training. "I will consider it. Not today though, as you can see, I have a guest."

That took a moment of processing. "What - you're trading homes too?!"

"Well duh," Beerus finally spoke up. "There's a lot of special Supreme Kai stuff over there I'll need access to. Trading attendants too, so you'll at least get to keep Whis."

"You're really okay with that?" Vegeta asked.

Beerus shrugged. "It's not like we're going to swap jobs forever. Maybe a decade or a century."

Both the saiyans looked a bit horrified, realising they could be dead by the time the gods swapped back.

"See, I knew there was something going on!" Goku said with a mix of satisfaction of being right, but also disappointment that it was something like this.

"You got us, Goku," Beerus said. "But you never know, this might work out better for you. Lord Meed might be a bit more lenient than me when it comes to offerings and training."

"Oh no," Shin said, "I think they'll find it harder if they can't tempt me with food."

Whis reappeared to take the saiyans away, and Beerus and Shin sat at the table Whis had arranged.

"I think they're actually buying it," Shin said as he picked up a small green fruit.

"Seems like it. I think Whis's explanation was believable to them, and they do tend to think he tells the truth more often than not." Beerus began to crack open a pomelo, but was surprised to see this one had red flesh rather than the white he was used to. "It was a good idea to let him explain rather than one of us."

"How far are you going to let this run?" Shin asked as he held a hand out to receive a wedge of pomelo.

Beerus handed him the fruit. "If they're really not going to call our bluff, I'm willing to wait a day or two. Unlike the manfruit prank, we can afford to play a little longer – if you're game that is."

"Yes, but I think you'll have to spend a little time on my planet if you really want them to fall for it."

"How hard can it be?"

"I know you'll suffer without Whis," Shin began.

Beerus scoffed. "What makes you say that? You saw I was quite content without him on Nyu'er Guo."

"That was different, we still had people waiting on us. Kibito doesn't cook to the same standard as Whis, and part of that is because we don't stock the same kinds of food you consume regularly."

That reminded him of the last time he'd stayed for what was considered a proper meal to the kais, and since then he'd avoided staying for anything more than a snack. "Alright, we'll get Whis to make dinner here and then you can take me to yours and I'll sleep until you come pick me up."

Shin nodded, glad that was the plan – he didn't really want to leave Beerus alone on his planet to terrorise the other two that lived there.

ooo

"Wow, Lord – I mean, Supreme Kai! You sure are eating like you'll never eat again!" Goku commented over dinner.

"You would too if you were going to live in Other World for a while," Beerus retorted, cheeks stuffed like a hamster.

Goku laughed at the thought. "Oh yeah, I remember now, the food there sucked. But at least you can go to other planets, right? I had to suck it up because I was dead at the time…"

Beerus made sure that there was nothing left when they were done, even shoving a few pieces of bread into the breast of his robe for later. He hoped it all added to the illusion that he really was going away for a while.

"You two better behave while I'm gone," Beerus said.

"When have we ever been bad?" Goku asked.

Beerus didn't answer. He could think of a few moments that had happened, and a few more that hadn't, but could have. Really he was trying to tell them to play nice with Shin, but he couldn't just say it so plainly.

"Let's go," Beerus said, placing a hand on Shin's shoulder.

Goku watched them go with confusion. "But they still get to keep their powers? Whis, I thought you said destroyers weren't allowed instant transmission like that."

Whis sighed inwardly, but he was quick to respond. "They are not, but Lord Meed is not a true destroyer, just a temporary one. He is here to learn about the role, not actually participate in any destruction. Like any temporary member of staff, he would call on the more experienced member should anything arise. So, for that reason, of course he is still allowed the benefits of the kai-kai technique."

Goku nodded along, and Whis hoped he'd go away with his irritating questions. Vegeta, on the other hand, seemed less convinced.

ooo

They arrived on the Sacred World of the Kais, and Shin explained what was happening to Kibito, who seemed less than impressed.

Beerus couldn't help but notice they were having a telepathic conversation when Kibito no longer wanted to air his thoughts with Beerus standing right there. He thought that could have been very useful in their pranks, but ultimately Beerus had very little he wanted to say that he didn't want to say aloud. The moment also reminded him that the kais' telepathy went a step further, allowing them to read minds, something that several kais had tried on him over the years, all failing to do so. For the first time, he thought he might entertain the idea of letting a kai read his mind. Just for a few minutes, while he was having certain thoughts. Oh yes, it could be highly entertaining.

Before he could give it much more thought Shin was leading him towards the temple.

"So, Kibito's fine with it?" Beerus asked.

"Yes, sorry about that," Shin said. "I wasn't expecting the prank to leave your planet, so he was rather shocked by it all. I hadn't even told him the initial plan. Please don't pester him too much."

"Yeah, yeah, I won't. We're not exactly friends, after all."

They came before a door adorned with the words 'Eastern Lord of the Lords of Worlds' written in the divine language, and Beerus was surprised he recognised it so quickly. "Very fancy. Why haven't you changed the 'Eastern' bit?"

"This is my room, always has been," Shin said. "I see no reason to change it. And, as you've seen, the Grand Supreme Kai still walks among us."

Beerus forgot about the door very quickly, instead taking in the sight of Shin's room. It wasn't as large as Beerus's (but whose was?), but there was certainly a bit more thought put into it. Everything was neat and orderly, the plants by the window chosen for the way they stayed small and within their pots. The bed was large considering how small Shin was, and it looked inviting with its drapes and silk sheets.

Beerus hopped on and began gathering up the pillows. "Why do you have so many? You only have one head."

"You can be much more comfortable with many pillows," Shin said. "So, I can leave you here?"

"Yeah, I'll be fine. I thought you'd throw me in a guest room or something, or were you…?"

Shin didn't need to read Beerus's mind to know what that look meant. "We don't have guest rooms because we don't have guests. And if I did have a guest, I'd probably use the Southern room, but it's not ready for such a purpose."

"But I'm a guest."

Shin couldn't help but laugh. "No, you're the Supreme Kai, remember? Besides, my life-link should be able to sleep in my bed, don't you think?"

"Well, yeah. Help yourself to mine, but as I'm sure you know, it's nothing compared to this."

Shin climbed onto the bed so he could give Beerus a parting kiss. "Behave while I'm gone. I'll come for you tomorrow."

Beerus's hand slid around Shin's waist, enjoying the feeling of bare flesh. "Are you sure you don't want to stay a little longer?"

"I have to get back to playing the role of destroyer. The saiyans will be suspicious if I'm gone too long, don't you think?"

"I don't care if they figure it out now – I wasn't expecting us to get this far in the first place." He pulled Shin closer. "I really was too hasty to push you away last time. You haven't changed your mind, have you?"

"No, but now's not the time. Let me have a little more fun pretending to be you." Shin kissed him once more before pulling away and disappearing.

ooo

Originally Shin thought he was going to have the fun half of this prank - he even thought it'd be easier because Whis would be answering to him for the duration. However, this was all an illusion.

"Have you ever swapped jobs before?" Goku asked.

"No."

"Is all of Lord Beerus's stuff yours now?" Goku asked.

"No."

"Lord Beerus drinks quite a lot of beer, are you going to start drinking mead?"

"No."

No one had warned him that in the evenings Goku was an absolute pest. Vegeta liked to go off and meditate alone, and Shin was beginning to think that was so he didn't have to listen to the inane string of questions that Goku aired and didn't seem to run out of.

"Lord Beerus said destroyers don't get married, but do kais? King Kai said no, but what about Supreme Kais?"

"Also no."

Shin was beginning to feel sorry for anyone who had ever trained Goku, and thought it was very smart of the Grand Kai to have put it off for a few centuries. Maybe by then Goku would have run out of questions…

"Do you have parents?"

"No."

"Whoa! Really?!"

"Yes, Goku, really."

Shin had a question of his own: where was Whis? Why had he left Goku alone with him? Surely he knew this would happen.

"So where did you come from?"

"Kais grow on trees."

Goku was shocked by this information. "No way! Really really?! I always thought King Kai was pulling my leg, you know. Like that phrase 'money doesn't grow on trees' – well, Chi Chi always says that. But kais really do grow on trees?! That's wild, man!"

"Yes, fascinating," Shin said with the most bored tone he'd ever heard from his own mouth.

The sound of footsteps gave Shin hope, and there he was, standing like a beacon of hope.

Whis raised his brows. "Goku, you're still here?"

"Well, Lord Meed is happy to talk with me, so I stayed a little longer."

The angel chuckled. "I see. I think you should retire and maybe follow in Vegeta's footsteps and meditate a little before bed." Once Goku was gone Whis took a seat in his chair. "You should have told him to go away."

"Ah, is that how Beerus deals with it?" Shin asked, and Whis noticed it was the first time he'd heard Shin drop the 'Lord.'

"Usually he gets annoyed after a couple of questions and rather rudely tells Goku to mind his own business. These days Goku gets a limit of three questions in the evening, and Lord Beerus starts counting from the moment the dinner plates are cleared."

"Should this continue until tomorrow evening, I might have to do the same."

"Lord Beerus also has an extensive collection of games which he and Goku often end up playing of an evening, which keeps them both out of trouble. I'm sure he wouldn't mind you using them. But speaking of Lord Beerus - was he okay with staying elsewhere?" Whis asked.

"Yes. Are you worried about him?"

"No, worried isn't the right word. It is just a very rare occurrence for him to be without me or a life-link. Obviously he's still with kais, but one of them he doesn't have a great track record with. I suppose I'm just slightly concerned."

"I'm sure Kibito will be able to handle things."

"I hope so. Until your fun is over, please call on me for anything, including getting rid of saiyans who talk too much."

Shin smiled. "Thank you, Whis. We both appreciate you playing along."

ooo

"Beerus! Wake up!" Shin shoved him for the third time.

The destroyer moaned and turned away, rolling himself up in the sheets.

"Come on!" Shin pulled him by the ankle that was sticking out.

"Why? Nothing to do today. You train the saiyans."

"I'm not spending another evening with Goku."

Beerus chuckled to himself. "Aw, he must see you as a new toy to play with."

"I never got the impression he wanted to talk to me, and yet he was so interested in asking me things last night."

"It's different when you're the only one who'll talk to him."

Shin tugged at Beerus again. "Are you getting up then?"

"Urgh. Fine." Beerus sat up, but still kept the silk sheet wrapped around his shoulders. "I'm upright."

Shin stood there with his arms crossed, eyeing Beerus. "You're quite comfortable there, aren't you? Would you really prefer I leave you here?"

"No, no, I should go home. Now I'm up I'll be hungry before long, and I really don't want to have whatever kind of healthy thing you'll be calling 'breakfast.' I want fried foods and bread!"

"We have bread here," Shin said, "But you've already missed breakfast on your planet."

Beerus slumped back down. "I'm going back to bed then. It's not like I can go back with you and ask Whis if we're playing this game."

"About that…" Shin said. "It's not as fun as expected. The saiyans have just accepted it as far as I can see. And if we continue, you'll just end up spending more time here, and I'm guessing that's not something you'd enjoy."

"Alright, let's call it off then. It's not like I was getting much out of it when I couldn't even see their reactions." Still, Beerus was grinning. "Truthfully I just wanted to see you wearing my uniform."

Shin returned the expression. "Likewise. Trying to fool the saiyans was just a bonus."

"Well, now that's decided, it seems we don't have anywhere to be anytime soon." He waggled his brows. "I'm naked under here, you know."

"Yes, I noticed before you wrapped yourself up." Shin paused. "Please don't tell me you were…pleasuring yourself in my bed."

"I may have thought about it, but I knew you wouldn't approve. I simply found your clothes too restrictive as nightwear. But…" Beerus narrowed his eyes. "Are you saying you wouldn't fuck me in your bed?"

"No, just that I wouldn't appreciate you doing something like that in my bed without me present. It's simply courtesy is all."

"So we can fuck in your bed?" Beerus asked.

"Yes."

"And we can do that now?" he pushed.

"Gods, you're so impatient," Shin sighed. "It was much better last time when we built up to it."

"Yeah, but I've got to ask before we start that business again. I've been thinking about what could have been all this time."

"I can tell," Shin said with amusement. "I honestly thought we might not manage to dress each other yesterday."

"Ah, you see, I had you arrive after Whis had already left so that we were on a time limit and I would have to behave."

"How good of you."

Beerus smirked. "Wasn't it just? But now there's no need to behave."

"This room is relatively well-soundproofed, but please don't let the others hear."

"Level with me - do they really not know what's going on?" Beerus asked as he pulled Shin onto the bed.

"They know, but they don't know I'm willing to go this far. My Grand Ancestor has teased me about the fact that you'll probably try to get into my pants – his phrasing – but obviously Kibito thinks I'm a pure white lotus to borrow the Nyu'er Guo phrase. And so he should – we were once fused and our thoughts never strayed into such territory."

Beerus chuckled. "Maybe they should have been worshipping you rather than Whis. I'll be quiet. It'll be more exciting that way, and you'll probably kiss me more to shut me up." He carefully began to relieve Shin of the gold armbands and neck ring. "I always thought that you'd be the one doing this to me."

"And I had imagined you wouldn't already be naked. I think you've stolen part of the experience from me."

Beerus paused. "I can get dressed if you'd prefer? I wouldn't want to ruin your first time."

"I still have to remove the sheet from you, so that will have to do. Besides, if it's as good as you say, there's sure to be a next time."

Without removing anything else, he pulled Shin close and began to kiss him deeply, deciding they both needed to shut up and let things happen more naturally. This time his hands weren't shy about the way they explored Shin's body, and Shin was much the same with his touches.

Beerus pulled away when Shin was bold enough to begin massaging his cock with only the silk sheet between them. "Gods, how bad do you want this? You can slow down, you know."

Shin blushed, embarrassed he'd already messed up. "I didn't notice any interest last time, so I thought I'd help you along today."

"It's different now. Last time I was chanting the mantra 'don't get hard' so I didn't scare you off. You know, before I realised that was your intent all along."

"So you don't want me to, um, touch you there?" Shin waited, watching for Beerus's reaction. "Right, that's what I thought." He weaved his hand through the silk so he could grasp the shaft properly.

"Gods, what the hell is going on?" Beerus muttered to himself. "In my imagination you were really shy about touching my cock."

"I've been doing a little – what you might like to call – image training. And at this point I've imagined touching you so many times that now you're actually here it doesn't feel strange."

Beerus bit his lower lip as Shin began to pump him, imagination going a little wild at that information. "Tell me what you thought about."

"Why should I tell you when you can just find out as we go along? Besides, I was thinking my mouth would be otherwise occupied in a moment."

Beerus's eyes widened as Shin licked his lips slowly before lowering his eyes to show his intent. "I'm confused about where you getting off fits into all of this, but if you're that interested in sucking a cock, I'm not gonna be the one to stop you."

The silk sheet was finally tossed aside, and Shin realised that he hasn't accounted for how much bigger dicks became once aroused. He toyed with Beerus a while longer, finding it fascinating how hard the flesh in his hand became with just a few strokes. Finally he went in for an experimental lick, and while he relished in the moan it drew from Beerus, he also found he'd forgotten to imagine the taste of salty skin. Maybe he should have insisted on bathing beforehand? Still, once he got a bit more involved, he was sure such a minor detail would be forgotten. Or gotten used to at least.

He got as far as gently sucking on the tip before Beerus decided that they should both be naked, taking time to relieve Shin of the rest of his clothes. Finally, Beerus saw a hint of red on Shin's face.

"What, did you not imagine yourself naked?"

"I did. It's just…" He'd spent a lot more time thinking about how to please Beerus, and less about how he fit into all of this.

"Tell me, Shin," Beerus crooned. "Tell me how you want this to go." He pulled Shin forward by his hips so that Shin was straddling his stomach. "I want to know which fantasy made you come hardest."

"I, um, didn't…" He realised how ridiculous it must sound to someone like Beerus. "I thought I would save that for now?"

Beerus blinked, sighed, and finally laughed. "That explains a lot."

"It does?"

"Kais really are made of different stuff. You must be so horny right now, and that's the real reason you aren't as embarrassed as I thought you'd be. And yet you don't seem to be!" Beerus trailed a finger up Shin's thigh until he was circling the area around the sensitive nub between Shin's legs. "Do you want me to touch you?"

Shin nodded enthusiastically, suddenly being quite overwhelmed by desire with just those few touches. It shouldn't surprise him after all; no one else had touched him like that. So when Beerus did gently press against his nub he let out a sound he'd never heard himself make before.

Beerus stopped. "Did you lube yourself up while I wasn't looking?"

"It's self-lubricating."

Now, that was some fun information Beerus hadn't known. He touched the nub again, and it was like an over-sized clitoris if he had to make a comparison to common genitalia he'd encountered. Whatever Shin called it, it was certainly very sensitive - he could tell by the way the kai dug his nails in. "So you've explored enough to know that, huh?"

Shin felt like he might climax before they did anything more, so he took Beerus's wrist to stop him. "I know my own body. But it has been…a long time."

Beerus smirked. "I think I should continue, get you off quickly, and then after we can have some proper fun."

"That sounds intense. I think we should just take it slow and gentle."

There was a shrug from Beerus. "You're the boss. I still want you to show me what you were thinking about. Even if you didn't touch yourself to the thoughts, maybe one of those fantasies made your fingers twitch just a little?"

Shin was trying hard not to react, but his lips gave him away.

"Oh there was? Tell me."

Shin moved down Beerus's body so that he was sitting right on top of his dick, the pressure feeling good. "I focused on your pleasure mainly, but sometimes I imagined doing this –" Shin ground down on Beerus's dick as he rolled his hips forward. "- And I knew I'd get a lot out of it too."

Beerus held his hips in place to stop him repeating the motion. "Alright, but we're gonna need more lube than what you're able to provide. I mean, I'm asking you to provide it, but to make a bottle or something."

"Oh, right, I forgot earlier."

There was a questioning look from the destroyer as Shin reached for his cock once more. His expression quickly changed to surprise when he realised Shin was creating the lube in his palm as he stroked Beerus.

No more words needed to be exchanged as Beerus gently guided Shin into resuming what he'd started. It wasn't quite the same as having warm, wet folds surrounding him, but it wasn't the sensation that mattered right now, it was the fact it was Shin. Seeing his kai rather confidently grinding against him like this was doing a lot of the work, and Shin probably didn't even realise it. The best part was the expression Shin wore; one that said he was enjoying every thrust and thirsted for more.

"What's funny?" Shin asked, breathless.

"You told me to be quiet, but you're louder than me."

For a moment Shin looked sheepish, but then he shrugged. "I don't care. This is my temple, I should be able to do what I want."

"Mm, that's what I like to hear." He ran his hands over Shin's thighs and back up to his hips. "You must be close."

Truthfully Shin had no idea. He thought he was going to climax a minute in, but to his surprise he'd managed to convince his body not to end things that quickly. Now he was facing a new problem where everything felt amazing and he wanted to release, but couldn't.

"Go faster," Shin begged.

Beerus was moving with him, but at a more leisurely pace, and he realised that he needed a bit of help here. Moving his hips like this wasn't a motion he was used to and he couldn't quite get what he needed out of it right now, but luckily Beerus was happy to oblige.

"Like this?"

Shin barely managed to give a comprehensible reply as Beerus thrust up against him, making him teeter on the edge. Beerus was captivated by the image of the kai before him, watching as he gave into pleasure, and then moaning in relief as he peaked. It was as if all his strength was sapped from him as he slumped forward and pressed his head against Beerus's chest, waiting for the waves of pleasure to finish washing over him.

"S-stop…" Shin patted Beerus's shoulder lightly. "It's too much."

Beerus halted his hips and gently rubbed Shin's back as he lay there catching his breath. "Good?"

Shin hummed and his exhale tickled Beerus a little. "That's what ascending to godhood should feel like."

"I wouldn't mind feeling the same way before you fall asleep on me." Beerus had another thought, but he wasn't sure how it would be received, yet seeing as he was generally quite shameless, especially when he was this turned-on, he voiced it anyway. "Or you can lay there looking spent and debauched and I'll just jack off to that."

It was highly tempting to let Beerus do all the work, but Shin wanted to finish what he'd started. Once more he took Beerus in his mouth, and this time he could taste faint fruity notes, realising that he was tasting himself. Now he was sated he took his time, slowly sucking and swirling his tongue around the tip, enjoying the way he could tell he was driving Beerus mad. He could feel the way Beerus was becoming restless, shifting slightly, but quickly reining himself back in. Shin continued in his leisurely way, pretending not to notice the hints.

Beerus was beginning to wish he had decided to bring himself to completion, because Shin was moments away from having a cock shoved down his throat. Yet he was also revelling in the feeling of being so close. It had been a long time since someone had teased him this much, and that was because usually he let them know exactly what he wanted, when he wanted it.

He felt on the brink of having the slowest, most intense orgasm of his life when Shin pulled his mouth off his cock and Beerus groaned with frustration.

"Oh? Were you enjoying it? I was going to ask if I should go faster or –"

Beerus grabbed Shin's hand and put it around his cock, setting the pace. He barely had time to lament that he wasn't going to come with Shin's lips around him before he released. However, getting to see Shin's face unobstructed more than made up for it. The kai seemed to be fascinated by the threads of cum shooting out and seeing how much more he could pump out of Beerus before no more came out. At least Shin knew how to milk him for every last drop, in the end having to tell him to stop.

"That was…surprising," Beerus said as he sunk down into the pillows.

"It was fun."

Beerus looked at the kai settling down next to him, not bothering to clean him up, but he supposed he shouldn't expect Shin to show him the same level of service as Whis. "That's all you have to say? It was 'fun?'"

"Yes, I think it's important for me to say that, because once we part I'm sure I'm going to over-analyse everything, possibly regret something…" Shin trailed off, wishing whatever filter he'd turned off would switch back on. "I want to remember this as something I enjoyed."

"Are you really going to forget your first time riding my cock?"

"I doubt it, but, well." Shin gave one of his smiles that said 'I'm not telling you everything.'

"Look, I told you to think about this before we did anything."

"And I did." But millions of years of pent-up sexual frustration did things to a kai, and had probably driven him to push for this.

"Hey, make me a cloth or something." He used the newly made towel to clean himself. "Look, sex is just a natural part of life, as I'm sure you, god of creation, know, so don't think too much about it. But at the same time, uh, as much as I'd like to maybe do this again, I'm not gonna pressure you." He made sure to say it so that Shin could use it against him in the future. Because gods were there more things he wanted to try. Not that he thought Shin would be willing to choke him or be choked to see how good that life-link pain would be –

"Beerus."

"What?"

"I can see you thinking about it."

"I thought you couldn't read my mind."

Shin sighed. "I don't need to when it's clear you're saying one thing and thinking another. If you're not going to pressure me, don't even think about next time!"

"I'm not thinking about next time," Beerus said confidently. "I'm thinking about five times from now."

Shin pinched the bridge of his nose. He shouldn't have expected anything less than this really.

"So, you wanna chill here for a bit or…?" As if on command, Beerus's stomach grumbled.

"We have food here."

However it was clear from Beerus's expression that he'd rather starve a little longer.

Shin sighed. "I'll take you back to your dear Whis in time for lunch."

ooo

"Huh?" Goku cocked his head. "So you've already finished swapping jobs?"

Vegeta rolled his eyes.

"Yes." Beerus tapped the table, impatient for the 3 minutes to be up so he could enjoy the ramen Vegeta had brought yesterday.

"But it's only been a day! You said it could be years."

"Kakarot, it was all a joke."

Goku scratched his head. "But why?"

The timer sounded and Beerus ripped off the lid and inhaled the aroma. "Because shut up and eat is why!" Then he began digging in.

"But –"

Vegeta slapped him over the back of the head. "They were toying with us, as usual. Just forget about it."

"Alright, but it's a really good idea I think."

Beerus paused before he drunk the broth. "We don't have to literally swap roles to learn about each other's jobs, now eat your lunch before I do."