Disclaimer: I don't own DWP, just borrowing for a bit.

All errors are mine

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Today started like any other day, Andrea getting woken up by the gentle caress from Miranda's fingers and soft lips brushing against hers. The first thing she'd see in the morning is her wife's beautiful blue eyes that holds so much love and affection for her. These little gestures her wife does in the mornings, during their little private time without the children, is even better than a good cup of coffee. Who needs caffeine, not that she can have any right now, when you have a Miranda Priestly-Sachs giving you morning kisses, loving looks, and gentle caresses?

On any other day, these little gestures would have been enough. On any other day, Andy would have been happy with a quick peck and a passing 'I love you' as her wife slips out of their bedroom to head off to work. On any other day… Well today isn't any other day damn it! Today is a special day! An important day!

Today is her birthday!

Is it too much to ask for a simple 'Happy Birthday Darling'?

Isn't it a quick and easy task? Now that she's thinking about it, it's not EVEN a task! It's common courtesy for one's wife to wish their wife a 'Happy Birthday' on their birthday! It's not like she's asking for diamonds or presents. She doesn't even want to be spoiled with flowers or anything extravagant. Just a simple 'Happy Birthday' will do.

Is she being unreasonable? Doesn't she deserve this simple thing? Doesn't she deserve to be happy on her birthday? Especially for putting up with the sleepless nights, the need to go to the restroom every five minutes, the weight gain, these crazy hormones, and the long hours of being uncomfortable.

Is she reaching for the stars here?

Or maybe like their anniversary, her wife had forgotten her birthday…

Or maybe she's just being overly sensitive and emotional because she's 8 months pregnant and feels like a giant whale.

Or maybe… Or maybe it's both?

Damn it… now she's starting to cry…

Stupid pregnancy hormones.

Stupid wife forgetting important dates.

Stupid stars...