Sailing the Fucking High Seas!

by slapstick.genius

The first in the second saga of the reimagined Sandokan series, The story continues with Newly married Sandaukan and his wife on a fragile honeymoon.

15. F word

"Show ME the FREAKING MONEY!', Lord Glenroe said. 'Otherwise, I am a sussy raised in a very bad parenting environment.', Lord Sin intelligently responds. 'YOU sucky FUHH', one of Lord Glenroe's bastards uttered in a flash. 'Wat Dafuq, Are We Sussies Complicit in this Pirate War?', Another of said bastards stilted.

'FUUHHH', the bastards gasped.