Chapter 14: guys night

As Trent was standing by his locker getting some books Duncan shows up.

Trent: wassup man

Duncan: two words GUYS NIGHT!

Trent: dude what are you talking about we all hang out with each other all the time

Duncan: yeah, at school but outside of it we don't, and besides outside of school grants certain opportunities

Trent: alright dudes I'll tell the others, but I personally think we should invite Owen and Tyler

Duncan: why?

Trent: they're really cool guys once you get to know them

Duncan: fine, but just them because Noah and Justin are annoying, Harold's gross, Cody is a wimp and Ezekiel still creeps me out


Later at Trent's house, Trent was home alone texting until he hears the doorbell. He goes over to the door to see DJ.

DJ: hey man what's happening (then Geoff shows up)

Geoff: wassup bro (then Duncan shows up)

Duncan: hey dude (then Frank shows up)

Frank: Frankie in the house (then Tyler shows up)

Tyler: hi bro (then finally Owen shows)

Owen: THIS IS GONNA BE AWSOME WOOO

They all sit around the coffee table and start talking.

Trent: so, what do you guys want to do first

They go through a montage of random stuff to do, they watch a horror flick while DJ and Owen hold each other in their arms out of terror, they all challenge Frank to an arm-wrestling challenge but Frank still wins, then Trent and Tyler play a video game while the others cheer and then then Tyler loses and throughs the controller to the floor, they then all have a belching competition and of course Owen wins. Finally, they went to the mall and attached a dollar to a string and lured Ezekiel all over the place until they landed the dollar on Leshawna's ass so when he picked it up, she senses it and threw him into the fountain, they then sat around the benches deciding what to do next.

Geoff: that was awesome, so should we get a pizza or something

Owen: actually, I got a better idea let's head to Uncle Joeys and win the challenge

Frank: what challenge?

Tyler: apparently the restaurant is hosting a challenge were if you eat a giant meal you win 6 months of eating there for free

DJ: well, I'm game

Duncan: hell yeah, let's do it (they all leave and head for the restaurant)


When they arrive and sit at a table the waitress comes over and asks what they want to order.

Waitress: what can I get you boys

Trent: we'll take the mega challenge

Waitress: you got it, HEY WE GOTTA MEGA CHALLENGE HERE!

Meanwhile in the kitchen the cooks stop all their cooking and focus on making the mega challenge. Then they all come out of the kitchen with all sorts of crazy foods.

Waitress: here's how it works your party must finish the entire meal in order to win, if you go to the bathroom then you're out the challenge.

The cooks laid down a variety of foods like an entire elephant steak, deep fried potatoes, four bowls of scrambled eggs, a pot full of chilli, spicy chicken wings, a five-meter-long submarine sandwich, an entire beer full of orange juice and finally a hog roast but instead of a pig it was a rhino. They all looked surprised and hungry, but DJ wasn't felling to good.

DJ: I can't eat meat you guys

Frank: calm down, you just focus on the non-meat stuff okay

DJ: okay

First Trent, Tyler, Duncan, Geoff and DJ split the sandwich into five pieces meaning they'd only have to eat a meter each while Frank and Owen ate 2 bowls of scrambled eggs each, they all managed to their way through those foods, but Tyler couldn't hold it in, so he rushed to the bathroom and got disqualified. They all then all started digging into the rhino roast while DJ ate the fried potatoes, everyone got through that round easily, but DJ then couldn't hold it in and ran for the bathroom making him disqualified. Frank then turned his gaze to the elephant steak and started grabbing it with his hands and just bite into it like a wolf, then almost consumed the entire thing but with one bite away he ran to the bathroom, hence disqualifying him. Geoff, Trent and Duncan chowed through the entire pot of chilli and the last piece of elephant steak but even though they finished the pot they all had to go the bathroom leaving only Owen to eat the wings and the OJ. When the last three came back all six of them were chanting Owen's name and then he started chowing down on all the spicy wings and every time his mouth was on fire, he chugged down some OJ, but soon he was out of OJ and only two wings left so he grabbed both of them at the same time and slowly chewed with anticipation until they went down his gullet.

Waitress: congratulations boys you've won the 6 months pass

Everyone started cheering until they all passed out on the floor and Owen shat his pants really badly.


They all then woke up only to find themselves in the hospital.

DJ: what happened (a doctor walks in)

Doctor: you all passed out from a high cholesterol due to eating a lot of unhealthy junk food, what in god's name were you all thinking

Owen: everyone in three…two…one…

Everyone: GUYS NIGHT!


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