Disclaimer: forgive me if I was harsh or rude to your favourite characters but hopefully you'll understand why towards the end
See this link for the character's costume designs ( bigchill367655/art/TD-High-Christmas-Costumes-read-description-883321289)
Chapter 15: christmas spirit
It's everybody's favourite time of the year, Christmas. Well not exactly Christmas day but it was December and close to Christmas vacation, and during the month before the holidays the school hosts both a Santa's village for the local children and a winter dance, though first the school was prepping for the village. While a bunch of workers were constructing it outside Principal Chris Mclean was marching towards Class W.
As he opened the door, he walked in on Don giving a science lecture.
Chris: hope I'm not disturbing anything
Don: no, I was just about wrap things up, wait what's wrong
Chris: we've been getting complaints that someone has been peeping into the girl's bathroom and locker room (everyone turns to face Ezekiel)
Ezekiel: what?
Justin: well, why are you telling us (his eyes shift towards Ezekiel)
Chris: someone left a Class W male handbook in the vents at both female facilities, and obviously I know who it was (looks at Ezekiel) unless that person speaks up, I'm holding everyone back for two hours after school for a week
Everyone: EZEKIEL SAY IT WAS YOU! (The home-schooled kid kept his mouth shut)
Chris: make that two weeks
Everyone: EZEKIEL! (Zeke remained quite probably out of stupidity)
Don: hold on Chris there's only nine days left of school
Chris: your right I have a better idea
The class is gathered outside in Santa's Village while Principal Mclean stands in front of them with a smug look on his face.
Chris: you all need to know the true meaning of hard work so you're all going to be working in Santa's Village, wearing tackey costumes and dealing with all the nasty kids and you all thank the certain someone who just couldn't own up
Ezekiel: I wonder who that could be (he says smugly then Frank grabs his hoodie then lifts in the air and holds his knuckle out)
Frank: I'M GONNA TURN YOU'RE FACE INTO A MEATBALL PIZZA!
Eva: I CALL SECOND DIBS!
Chris: now now while you're hear there will be no fighting or harming in any way to anyone here so if you'd be so kind (Frank puts him down)
Eva: you got lucky this time shrimpy but wait till later (Ezekiel gulps)
Chris: now I'll assign jobs to all of you receive your costumes and uniforms, Lashawna you're going to be our sugar plum fairy and hand out treats to all the kids
Lashawna: I hope this costume brings out my thighs
Chris: Beth and Eva you'll be working the snow cone stand and you both need to wear these penguin and polar bear costumes
Beth: aww how cute
Eva: I hate you (starts grinding her teeth)
Chris: Justin and Harold you two will work the gift shop while dressed as nutcracker soldiers
Harold: yes, I'm a soldier you know I have a lot of survival…
Justin: calm yourself Commander Dork we're just working a gift shop
Chris: Tyler, Lindsay, Izzy and Duncan you guys are working in the Christmas Tree lot helping people find the right tree also here are your uniforms
Lindsay: ow I touched something sharp
Duncan: yeah, these things are covered in pine needles
Tyler: and these are literally itchy sweaters
Izzy: aw yeah, they feel so good
Chris: enough complaining ok Cody, Noah, Ezekiel and DJ you four will be our reindeer, Ezekiel you'll just let kids take pictures with you, you three however will be pulling Santa's sleigh for kids to ride, so here are your costumes and antlers
DJ: this is going to be sweet
Noah: yeah, dressing up as an Alaskan deer is going to be as you say sweet
Cody: aw man this suck thanks a lot Ezekiel
Ezekiel: what I do (Cody smacks him)
Chris: next Owen you have the most important role as Santa Clause, you must let kids sit on your lap and take pictures with them
Owen: alright playing Santa is like the highest honour ever
Geoff: dude you know your only playing him because your fat right
Owen: oh
Chris: okay here's a big one Courtney, Gwen, Chloe, Bridgette, Trent, Geoff and Frank I need three of you to mand the line to see Santa, two of you to manage the sleigh rides and two of you to handle gift wrapping all while wearing these elf costumes
Gwen: oh no
Courtney: I am going to be running for office one day and no one is going to pull up a file of me wearing that thing
Trent: this is so unnecessary
Bridgette: and demeaning
Chloe: please don't make me wear that
Geoff: not cool brugh
Frank: my arm muscles won't even fit into the tiny sleeves
Heather: sucks to be all of you
Chris: not so fast Heather your job is stand outside the village on the sidewalk telling people to go in and experience it
Heather: that doesn't sound so bad
Chris: let me finish, while wearing this candy cane costume I need you to get the attention of everybody that passes whether it be a pedestrian or driver, oh and the streets and roads are going to be terribly busy because of the parade later, so you'll have your hands full
Lashawna: ooh girl karma is a bitch isn't it
Heather: SHUT UP!
Chris: alright everyone go get changed NOW!
The class went to the locker rooms to change into their costumes, and despite the embarrassment they all changed and just wanted to get the day over. The first one to come out was Eva wearing a white jumper and pants which were fuzzy to make it look like fur, while also wearing boots to look like polar bear feet and a hat shaped like a polar bear's head.
Eva: I swear with every ounce of my body I WILL KILL BOTH EZEKIEL AND CHRIS!
Then Beth walked out wearing a full body penguin suit, boots that resemble penguin feet and a hat shaped like a penguin head.
Beth: at least your costume makes sense, penguins don't even have anything to do with Christmas or the north pole
Next Tyler, Lindsay, Izzy and Duncan stepped out wearing red baseball caps with a Christmas tree on the front and red sweaters that also had a Christmas tree on the front.
Duncan: these things itch so badly (he scratches himself)
Tyler: the pine needles make it worse (he starts scratching his back against the wall)
Lindsay: no one could ever endure this (she looks over to see Izzy snuggling in her clothes)
Izzy: wow this so soft and perfect
Then Lashawna walked out dressed as the sugar plum fairy wearing blue boots, a purple skirt with lavender stripes, a pink strapless top and some pink butterfly wings.
Lashawna: well, it does nothing for the thighs but wonders for my ass
Then Justin and Harold came out dressed as nutcracker soldiers wearing red jackets, blue shirts, a belt with a golden buckle, army boots and tall hats with yellow chin straps.
Harold: did you know the Nutcracker was first…
Justin: why me clearly handsome people shouldn't be near nerds that's got to be a law or something
Next DJ walked out wearing reindeer antlers, a light brown body suit with a white front and a red nose.
DJ: man, this is going to be awesome… hey guys get out here so everyone can see your costumes
Cody: we rather not
DJ: come on you guys if you don't Chris will make you
Noah: fine but no one better laugh at me
Noah, Cody and Ezekiel walk out wearing the same costumes DJ's wearing.
DJ: see you guys I told you we'd look cool
Duncan: hahahahahaha, this can't be happening you guys look so stupid
Noah: yeah, but it beats wearing that stupid sweater
Duncan: whatever you say Prancer (he presses Noah's red nose) boop
After that Geoff and Trent walked out in their elf costumes wearing green sweaters with candy cane-coloured sleeves, red pointy elf boots with a gold bell on the end of it, a belt with a gold buckle, a green elf hat with a bell on the end of it and pointy elf ears.
Cody: you guys look stupid
Geoff: says you stupid
Trent: Frank get out here
Frank: just give me a sec and…oh no
Geoff: what happened
Frank walked out wearing the same costume as Geoff and Trent however his sleeves were ripped off revealing his big bare arms.
Trent: dude what happened to your sleeves
Frank: the costume was too small so when I got my arms through the sleeves ripped apart
Duncan: you look like some buff elf that works security at santa's workshop
Frank: whatever you say sweater boy
Next Courtney walked also dressed as an elf however the only differences was, she had short sleeves only covering her shoulders and candy cane leggings.
Courtney: this is completely demeaning what right do they have to make wear this
Then Chloe, Gwen and Bridgette walk out wearing the exact same as Courtney.
Chloe: well, at least it isn't revealing
Gwen: but this is so not my style
Bridgette: I don't know girls I kinda like it
Ezekiel: yeah, it's a great look especially on you Bri… (Geoff grabs his ear) ahhhhh
Geoff: I think you've done and said enough talking for one day
Then Owen walked out dressed as Santa all jolly wearing a red suit, a giant belt, some brown boots, a Santa hat and a fake beard.
Owen: ho ho ho Merry Christmas everybody
Justin: calm down Chris Cringle we haven't even got started yet
Owen: oh, come on Justin get into the Christmas spirit right Eva (he puts his arm around Eva)
Eva: you have three seconds to get away from me before I break your arm off
Owen: got it
Harold: can we just get started already
Gwen: not yet we have to wait for the bitch to come out
Heather: I HEARD THAT AND I'M NOT COMING OUT!
Tyler: just get out here so we can get this over with
Heather: FINE BUT NO ONE BETTER LAUGH OR TAKE PICTURES!
She walks out dressed as a giant candy cane with her face, arms and legs peeping out.
Duncan: oh, this is too much ha ha too much (Chris walks in)
Chris: good you're all dressed up all festively, ok people let's get to work
At the gift shop Justin and Harold were selling merchandise and souvenirs, Justin kept using his charms to the sell the items to people especially the ladies.
Justin: would you be interested in buying this one-thousand-dollar Santa garden gnome
Lady: I don't know it seems kind of expensive… (Justin smiles and winks at her) just take my money (the lady leaves all giddy and tingly like)
Harold: how do you do that
Justin: every time I charm a lady they do as I say
Harold: interesting (Harold sees another lady) excuse me mam would you be interested in a six-hundred-dollar snow cone machine (he winks at her)
Lady 2: get away from me (she slaps her handbag in his face and walks off)
Harold: why didn't that work
Justin: because you need to be handsome like me genius… (he looks up to see a muscular man starring down at him)
Man: I catch you flirting with my wife again you're gonna get it (he punches Justin in the face and walks off)
Justin holds up a mirror and notices one of his teeth is knocked out and three of them are chipped.
Justin: my perfect smile (starts crying)
At the sleigh rides DJ, Noah and Cody were putting harnesses around their chests which were to pull the sleigh for the kids.
Cody: why couldn't they use real reindeer for this
Noah: because apparently Principal Mclean was too cheap to get real ones
Cody: this is so embarrassing, people are taking pictures of us
DJ: it's not so bad you guys you just need to embrace it
Meanwhile Geoff was taking care of admissions while Bridgette was helping the little kids in the sleigh.
Geoff: alright sir that would be fifthteen dollars please
Man: FIFTHTEEN THE LAST KID GOT IN FOR FIVE DOLLARS! (he grabs Geoff's shirt and pulls him towards him)
Geoff: well, it's five dollars per kid and you've got three kids going on it (said sacredly)
Man: fine but this is outrageous (his kids walk up to the sleigh and Bridgette)
Bridgette: all right let me help you up
Kid 1: look blondie were not four we can do this ourselves
Kid 2: yeah, we don't need a dumb blonde like you helping us
Kid 3: yeah, we don't you get a real job instead of working in a place like this
Bridgette: well for your information I was forced to do this (said angrily)
Kid 3: not surprised
Bridgette stood there with a disgusted look on her face. Once the sleigh was filled up with kids the guys dressed as reindeer started moving.
Noah: okay this is pretty easy
Cody: yeah, it's not so bad… what are those kids doing (the kids grab a whip and start using it on DJ)
Kids: FASTER FASTER FASTER!
DJ: OKAY OKAY OKAY PLEASE STOP WITH THE WHIPPING!
Noah and Cody: DJ WAIT!
DJ started to run faster however the others were having a hard time keeping at the same pace and speed and started getting dragged everywhere.
Noah and Cody: AHHHHHH!
Kids: YAYYYY!
At the other side of the village Lashawna is handing out candy and treats to all the kids.
Lashawn: yo kids get your Christmas snacks only a dollar (kids started walking up to her)
Kid 1: these are delicious
Kid 2: I know
Kid 3: excuses me miss but why are you dressed as a giant mosquito
Lashawna: EXCUSES ME I AM A FAIRY, SO WHERE DO YOU GET OFF CALLING ME A MOSQUITO!… (she looks up to see parents getting concerned) I mean here have some peppermint toast (she shoves toast in one of the kids mouths)
Kid 2: get away from us (she kicks Lashawna in the leg)
Lashawna: OWWW!
Parent 1: kids lets get out of here
Parent 2: come on were leaving
Lashawna: you know you should discipline these little brats (they throw the sweets and snacks back at her)
Meanwhile Beth and Eva were working the snow cone stand but Eva wasn't in the best of spirits.
Beth: I know you don't like these costumes but at least try and work or else we'll be in more trouble
Eva: fine, the things I have to do
Beth: good oh we have a customer (a man walks up to them) hello sir what kind of snow cone would you like
Man: I'll take a cherry please
Beth: absolutely coming right up (she operates the snow cone machine, but it doesn't work) that's odd
Man: is everything alright
Beth: yeah, just a bit off…
Eva: oh, for pete sake let me handle it
She starts punching the machine and slams it however it starts moving and smoke starts getting out while the bolts start bursting out, the customer gets down and hides and hears an explosion so when he gets up, he sees Beth and Eva covered in all kinds of different coloured liquids.
Man: you know what I think I'm going to pass (he walks away)
Eva: this really isn't my day
Over by the Christmas Tree lot Duncan, Tyler, Lindsay and Izzy were helping people get Christmas trees into their cars. Izzy was helping a woman put a tree into her car, but she did it wrong.
Woman: what have you done to my car
Izzy: I did what you asked and put the Christmas tree inside it (the tree was shoved through the sunroof while half of it was sticking and broken out through the front wind shield)
Lindsay was helping a family pick out a tree though she didn't know the trees didn't need to be chopped down.
Kid: daddy I want this tree
Kid's Father: alright this is the one
Lindsay: okay (she grabs a chainsaw and starts cutting the tree down)
Kid's Mother: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
The tree starts falling over and on top of the family's car while crashing a huge dent into the front.
Lindsay: oops (the family look pissed at her)
Meanwhile Tyler and Duncan were both moving a tree to a man's car but while walking towards it a squirrel and a nest of hornets pops out of the tree, the squirrel runs up Tyler's pant leg while the hornets start stinging and attacking Duncan.
Tyler: THERE'S A SQUIRREL IN MY PANTS THERE'S A SQIRREL IN MY PANTS!
Duncan: AHHHHHH HORNETS!
At the gift-wrapping station Frank and Chloe were helping people gift wrap their presents. Chloe was doing really good however Frank wasn't exactly a pro at this.
Chloe: a fold here, some tape her, a bow here and we are done here you go mam (hands the present away)
Frank: okay maybe if I… (the gift wrapping becomes completely undone) HOW DO YOU MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY!
Chloe: it's simple just watch as I do it, and presto one perfectly wrapped present…(she accidently squirts the glue gun on the wrapping paper and gets it stuck to her) oh boy it seems I've accidently glued all the wrapping paper on me
Frank: consider yourself lucky (she sees him tied up in red ribbons and tape and a humungous knotted bow on the top of his head)
Over by Santa's Grotto the line to meet Santa all the kids were getting angry, annoyed and wrestles from waiting too long because one kids kept going on and on. Gwen and Trent tried to maintain order, but things weren't going well.
Trent: everyone calms down you all will get a chance to see Santa… (a kids kicks him in the crotch) OWWWW!
Gwen: hey that was not… (the kids start pulling back her hair and lips) OW OW OW OW OW THAT HURTS OW!
Meanwhile inside the Grotto Owen and Courtney were dealing with a really annoying with a really with a long list of things he wants for Christmas, he also wouldn't get off Owen's lap until he finished talking.
Kid: and a rocket, and skates, and rocket skates, a pogo stick, a bouncy castle, a Martian, a clipping of Donald Trump's hair…
Courtney: kid please will you let the others have a turn
Kid: listen in this country Mexicans like you have no saying SO SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH! (Courtney had a shocked look on this face and walked out)
Owen: ok that was rude and wrong, and I think you need to leave NOW!
Kid: SHUT IT AND LET ME FINISH!
Owen makes a huge fart and the door bust open with a green cloud coming out and the kid running out.
Kid: MY EYES THEY BURN AND IT SMELLS SO BAD! (the rest of the kids start running away)
Trent, Gwen and Courtney: thanks Owen
Owen: any time (makes a small fart) he he he
Finally, Heather was standing outside the village wearing that giant candy cane costume while ringing a bell telling people out the village and that they should go in, but she kept saying it sarcastically.
Heather: if your child wants fun then to stop by Santa's village for a splendid time… (Heather sees her rich and popular friends Jessica, Brittany and Monica drive by in their convertible noticing her)
Brittany: Heather is that you
Monica: OMG you look so stupid
Jessica: I'm totally going to put this on my blog
Heather: wait please don't (she trips over and can't get back up, so she sits there like a turtle on its shell)
Jessica: oh, this is going to go viral
After a long day of demeaning costumes, nasty kids and other problems and mishaps Santa's village was officially closed, and everyone was sitting back in the classroom.
Duncan: that was hell
Chloe: I hate the Christmas village
Soon Ezekiel walked back into the classroom with a huge smile on his face.
Geoff: what are you smiling about (said annoyedly)
Ezekiel: I thought taking photos of me dressed as a reindeer was going to hell, but people were really nice to me, the kids loved my costume and with all the money I made Principal Mclean said I could keep half the profit I made. So how was your guys' day.
Harold: I got slapped in the face by a handbag
Justin: I got punched in the face by a big guy which ruined my teeth
Geoff: I got threatened by an angry dad
Bridgette: I got ridiculed by three nasty kids
DJ: I got whipped in the back like an animal
Noah and Cody: we were dragged along the ground
Lashawna: I got kicked in the leg
Eva and Beth: we were covered in snow cone flavouring
Lindsay and Izzy: we got sued for destroying two cars
Tyler: I had a squirrel running and crawling in my pants
Duncan: I got stung by a bunch of hornets
Chloe: I got covered in glue and wrapping paper
Frank: I got tied up in ribbons and tape
Trent: I got kicked in the crotch
Gwen: I had my whole head pulled to the ground
Courtney: I had a kid say racial stuff about me
Owen: I sat through a nasty kid's long and I mean list of stuff he shouldn't deserve
Heather: I was embarrassed Infront of my friends which has now gone internet famous
Gwen: yeah, that fail video of you was funny
Heather: SHUT IT!
Ezekiel: wow you guys had it rough, and I can't believe you all suffered for something I did earlier… (everyone gets up and surrounds him while looking really angry)
Duncan: are you guys think what I'm thinking
Later in the evening the Christmas parade took place and the whole city came out to it, the class except for Ezekiel were stand on the sidewalk gazing at the event.
Courtney: alright everyone he should be coming up now
A giant parade float of a giant Christmas passes through and on top of the Christmas tree was a giant glowing star which had Ezekiel in nothing but his underwear hanging by a huge wedgie dangling over everybody.
Ezekiel: at least no one notices me
A camera turns towards the star and shows everything on a giant jumbotron and a lot of other billboards. Everybody there starts laughing and takes pictures even Heather's friends.
Brittany: OMG this so much more hilarious than Heather's fail
Jessica: this is so defiantly totally going on my blog
Ezekiel looks down to the class laughing at him.
Ezekiel: not funny you guys not funny
DJ: Merry Christmas
Everyone: Merry Christmas
Next Chapter coming soon please review