Chapter 2: The Bell
When they got to the diner, they noticed it was no longer the diner. It had a big old bell sign on it, and it had the words "Taco Bell" on it. "Just as I feared," Dipper mumbled. Mabel said "Sorry, Dipper. Guess you'll have to try some." Dipper said, "Well, better get this over with."
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When they got inside, some guy screamed "HELLO, WELCOME TO TACO BELL, CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?!" Mabel said "Two tacos, please." The guy threw the tacos in their faces. When they found a place to sit, Dipper noticed that behind him, there was this shady looking guy. Dipper said "Here, have this." and handed him the taco. The man said "Thanks." When Mabel looked at Dipper, she noticed there was no taco on his plate. She said "Well, that was fast." Dipper said "Yeah, I must've been real hungry." Dipper then noticed that a shady looking guy was running to the bathroom. He mouthed "Sorry."
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After eating their tacos, they left the place. When they got home, Stan had already stolen the couch so he could watch the news. Stan said, "Hey guys, get this. Some schmuck was found dead in a Taco Bell restroom covered in blood and turd." Dipper and Mabel were both disgusted.