This is meant to be a joke and isn't made to call anyone out or offend. Just take a joke.
One day at the Loud House, something happens.
Lynn Jr: "I like your cut G"
*Slaps Lincoln on the back of his head*
Lincoln: "Ow! Y U do dis?
Lynn Jr: "Maybe because you're bad luck."
Lincoln: "Wait a sec. Is this another crummy NSL crossover story?"
Lynn Jr: "Not always but only for this one."
Lincoln: "Aight I'ma head out."
So Lincoln runs away from home only to run into some person.
?: "Greetings! I'm [Insert Name of Character Here] from [Insert Name of Anime, Manga, Book, Cartoon, Movie, Comic Book or Video Game Series Here]."
Lincoln: "Wow! It's [Enter Name Here]. What are you doing in Royal Woods?"
?: "I have no idea but it most likely has to do with the plot that involves me being in your town for some random reason. Why are you out all alone?"
Lincoln: "I failed the vibe check :,( "
?: "How terrible! You can come live with me where you'll also learn how to use a power I use or become an excellent fighter."
Lincoln: "Yay!"
?: "Also, depending if I'm a female character, we'll fall in love and date regardless of age because screw the law, am I right?"
Lincoln: "Okay. I'm tired of always dating Ronnie Anne."
?: "If I'm a male then I'll just be your father/big brother figure while you date a fan-favorite female character of whatever series I originate from instead."
Lincoln: "Is it possible that I'll date a self-insert OC?"
?: "That's weird but it's possible."
Lincoln: "What about me having multiple girlfriends at once?"
?: "I should be worried why an eleven-year old wants to date so many women but whatever."
So some time passes and Lincoln goes from a wimpy, noodle-armed kid to a brave, muscle-covered casanova.
Lincoln: "I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRR!"
Lynn Jr: "Shaddup!"
Lincoln: "Lynn?!"
Lynn Jr: "Yes. I saw my mistake and searched for you to apologize like a good sister."
Lincoln: "Well I forgive you and everyone else."
Suddenly, the big bad guy appears.
Bad Guy: "2 Evil 4 U"
Lincoln: "omae wa mou shindeiru."
Bad Guy: "Nani?"
The Bad Guy then explodes into a zillion pieces and a new age of peace is born.
Lincoln: "Now I can live happily ever after with my new girlfriend."
End.
Or is it...?