Episode 1: The Dumb Snitching & Hipping & Hoping Niggas:
Huey's/General POV:
"The Hip-Hop community has to be one of the most popular and most crazy ass game alive. One popular genre invented by Hip Hop legend DJ Kool Herc has turned into some shady, stupid, gay speculated shit that niggas love more than their dying grandma. The Hip Hop community has done more damage to young African Americans than racism in recent years. Take the death of Tupac Shakur in 1996. He had no problems & suspicious activities with going on in his Hip Hop career until he was bailed out of jail by then Death Row Records executive Suge Knight. Knight would only bail 2Pac out of jail if he agreed to sign with him & their newly founded label at the time, Death Row Records. Only a year into Tupac signing with the label a lot a suspicious shit started happening with the label. During the 1995 & 1996 years Suge had openly started the infamous East Vs West Coast rivalry by insulting Bad Boy Records & its owner Sean Combs AKA Puff Daddy in the summer of 1995 at the Source Hip Hop Music Awards. From then on to September of 1996 niggas we're getting killed, raped, cheated on, ass beatings in school, all because of this West Vs East Coast Hip Hop beef. Watch an example of this between these sets of 2 in groups of teenaged gangbangers having a nigga moment over Biggie Smalls & Tupac Shakur:
"Yeooooooo all my niggas we bout to turn the fuck up my nigga you know I'm saying!"
"YEAAAAAA MY NIGGA PLAY THAT NICE BIGGIE SHIT JUICY YOU HURDDDDDD! YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT EAST COAST FOR FUCKKING LIFE!"
"After the boys are done screaming they play The Notorious BIGs possible most famous song juicy." Huey described before letting the flashback play.
"It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up! magazine
Salt-n-Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine
Hangin' pictures on my wall
Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl
I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped
Smokin' weed in Bambu, sippin' on Private Stock
Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack
With the hat to match
Remember Rappin' Duke? Duh-ha, duh-ha." Huey then described the Hip-Hop nigga moment as it continues.
"Before the damn song could even get into full effect two 17 year old teenaged bloods walked over to the two 17 year old crips and smashed their radio that was playing Juicy and proceeded to play 2Pac's Hit Em Up Diss Track on Biggie. Watch closely and see how this Hip-Hop nigga moment begins." :
"AYOOO TURN THIS MUTHA-FUCKKING FAT NIGGA MUSIC OFF RIGHT THE FUCK NOWWWWW."
"I KNOW THIS NIGGA DID NOT JUST SMASH MY MOTHER FUCKKING RADIO MAN!"
"Oh HAIILLL TO THE NIZAAAAHHHHH THIS NIGGA SMASHED YOUR SHIT CUZ." The blood teenagers then proceeded to play Tupac Shakur's diss track on Biggie Smalls, Hit Em Up.
"First off, fuck your bitch and the click you claim
Westside when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boy niggaz fucked for life
Plus Puffy tryin' ta see me weak hearts I rip
Biggie Smalls and Junior M.A.F.I.A. Some mark-ass bitches
We keep on comin' while we runnin' for yo' jewels
Steady gunnin, keep on bustin at them fools, you know the rules
Lil' Ceaser, go ask ya homie how I leave ya
Cut your young ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased
Lil' Kim, don't fuck around with real G's
Quick to snatch yo' ugly ass off the streets, so fuck peace." Huey then pauses the flashback and begins to explain the nigga moment.
"Now let's stop right here and talk about it before we continue. If you were paying attention when I described the nigga moment last time you should know full and well how this is going to turn out. The Blood teens smash the radio of the Crip teens playing Juicy by The Notorious BIG. The Bloods then proceeded to play Tupac's 'Hit Em Up' diss track about that same rapper. Take 10 seconds to think about how this is going to turn out 3...2...1. Now let's continue observing this moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational negro man:
"OHHHHHHHH HELLLL MOTHER FUCKING NO! THIS BLOOD NIGGA JUST SMASHED OUR MOTHER FUCKING RADIO AND IS PLAYING THAT FAKE ASS FAGGOT GANGSTA 2Pac! FUCK ALL THAT GAY ASS WEST COAST SHIT YOU KETCHUP LOOKING MOTHER FUCKERS!" The Blood teenagers are then riled up by the insult of their favorite West Coast rapper & decided to pull out an Uzi & a simple Pistol. The Crip teenagers then pull out their guns and point them at the Bloods while.
"YEA NIGGA! WE SMASHED YOU SHITTY ASS MOTHER FUCKKING RADIO NIGGA! WHAT YALL BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKERS GONNA DO?!" The Crips after that fired their guns at the bloods who fired back theirs. After about 15 minutes of horribly shooting at each other & missing they all run out of ammunition.
"Wait wait wait y'all. This whole East Vs West Coast music shit is stupid. Let's just put the damn guns down & accept that everybody has a different taste in music." The gangbangers all replied
"yea dog I feel you."
Huey then explains once again. "Now this is the final pause & explanation on this. Now this is when Nigga Synthesis comes into play. If you don't know what Nigga Synthesis is let me tell you. Nigga Synthesis is a Perpetual bond between niggas over trivial or ignorant things. Unlike the bonds of friends and family, which are mutually beneficial, nigga synthesis is based on a mutual appreciation for ignorant or trivial things. Now here's an example for the dumbasses out there. A good example of Nigga Synthesis is when Bloods bond with each other over their hatred of the Crips or when Crips bond with each other over their hatred of the Bloods. But in this case two Bloods & Two Crips are bonding over their opinions of the Hip Hop community. Now watch how this equation of Nigga Synthesis plus Nigga Moment ends":
"Nah that's respect my nigga! You feel me." One of the Crips said before all for gang members share a hug. But just as they are sharing a somewhat solved nigga moment with peace a cop car pulls up 4 cops get out of the car shouting with their pistols and assault rifles aimed at the gang members.
"ALL YOU NIGGAS FREEZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" Before the gangbangers could do anything the cops shoot the holy god damn shit out of them killing them all. The cops then decide to call this scene a complete disaster.
"Guys let's just call this shit a complete disaster as the crime scene!" Shortly afterwards the cops then walk away & get back into their car. Huey then ends the explanation.
"And that ladies and gentlemen is what happens when a nigga moment collides with nigga synthesis, you get a complete fuckin' disaster. With a bit of Hip Hop on the side. This was one of the many many ways a Nigga Moment can occur. But my brother Riley doesn't see the dangers of The Hip Hop Community-." Huey was trying to continue before Riley shouts out from the distance shortly followed by Granddad.
"Hey Huey! Shut the fuck up & stop hating on my peoples!" Granddad shortly afterwards replies after Riley's insult.
"Damn it boy! Watch your mouth! & Shut the hell up Huey! What I tell you about all that damn hating stuff!" Huey, who isn't even phased or shocked by his Grandfather & brother's response looks up and simply replies calmly.
"They never follow my vision or believe me. Ignorance definitely..."
Intro:
I am the Stone that the builder refused
I am the visual
The Inspiration
That made Lady sing the blues
I am the spark that makes your idea bright
The same spark that lights the dark
So that you know your left from your right
I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in your gun
The inner glow that let's you know
To call your brother son
The story that just begun
The promise of what to come
And ima remain a soldier until the war is won
Chop chop chop, Judo Flip ONE
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Chop chop chop, Judo Flip..
In the home of the Freeman boys Huey is sitting down on the couch reading an entrepreneur beginners book on how to start up your own business and tips on how you can do so. The TV is on in the background with the news on talking about the same old bullshit that happens in Woodcrest and other areas. Granddad then walks into the living room and sits down on the recliner and watches the news on TV.
"More news on the Hip Hop community! Rapper Tekashi 6IX9INE or should we say SnitchNine AKA SnitchBitch slash Skittle Fag is once again in hiding as he once again disproportionately disrespected a hometown's native Rapper. The rappers that was disrespected this time were Woodcrest natives Eat Dirt, Gangstalicious & former Rapper or the briefly retired and over Thugnificent. Here are the exact words.
"Do you feel like your being canceled for ratting Mr Skittles?"
"Shut the fuck up Blood at least I ain't no broke dumb bitch like Thugnificent or a weird dirty nigga like Eat Dirt. I ratted and I'm still getting this paper so fuckking eat a dick all y'all niggas blood."
"After these comments were made by 6IX9INE the days & weeks following he had received negative attention from the entire world as well as the Hip Hop community." Granddad & Huey then express their disapproval. Well Huey typically just doesn't give a flying fuck about what is going on with 6IX9INE as Granddad then starts speaking his disapproval of the federal rapper.
"Boy whats his name? That damn 96 Skittle guy!"
"Don't worry Granddad, he's just another dumb ignorant & punk nigga who happens to be a Mexican rapper." Huey and Granddad are having a conversation in the living room before Riley walks in and grabs the remote and sits down on the couch and flips to the MTV channel on TV.
"Ayy Huey nigga! You heard about 6IX9INE pussy faggot ass snitching & dissing on my niggas again?" Riley asked this question much to the disdain of Granddad and Huey whom are both kinda bored of the topic at hand. Granddad then proceeds to make sure Riley stays in line by warning him about his language.
"Damn it boy! Watch your mouth before you hear about my belt snitching on your ass." Riley apparently had a huge disliking of the rapper 6IX9INE because of his snitching on his former fellow trey way blood gang members. This isn't really shocking to Huey because of how the Hip Hop community acts and operates. The part that's so fucking hilarious is that the Hip Hop community is the main force behind the 'Stop Snitchin' movement. And on top of that 80% of those rappers always tend to snitch on themselves. But Riley didn't give to shits about the rappers apparent ratting. He was 110% against snitching in general and didn't take this lightly. Before they were gonna start talking again the doorbell rings and Riley goes to answer it, revealing it to be one of his homies.
"Yeooo Thugnificent! What up my niggaaa?!"
"Yoo what up Riley?! What up Old Nigga?! What up angry nigga?!" Thugnificent happily greeted the Freeman boys before pulling a big ass box into the Freeman home. "Ayoooo Riley nigga here's your mother fucking package. Sign here nigga." Riley then proceeded to sign the clipboard, claiming his package that he had ordered. Shortly afterwards Riley asked Thugnificent about the ongoing drama revolving around 6IX9INE.
"Yo you Hurd about that bitch ass nigga 6IX9INE dissing you for being a rapper turned broke nigga?"
"Yea I Hurd that little bitch man! Rumor has it he hiding out here in Woodcrest & when I catch his ass ima fuck him up and Rob that faggot ass skittle had sex with fruity pebbles looking ass nigga!"
"Yoooo Thugnificent thats wassupp my nigga! Ayeee what time you rolling out to look for his ass?" Riley asked this question while making sure that Huey & Granddad, the much more calm and civilized out of the trio, are not paying attention.
"Ima pick up Mack & Flow at 3:30 my nigga. You wanna come?" Riley is then sent into shock and surprise at the fact that he had just been asked to come on a hit looking for a well known hated rapper.
"YEAAAAAAA NIGGA IMA COME! WE IS FINNA WHOOP THIS NIGGA ASS BADLY!" Riley had gotten to damn excited about it and said that to loudly. Unfortunately for him Granddad and Huey had heard their conversation & were fully aware of what they were going to do later on today. Granddad then speaks up.
"Boy your little ass ain't going no where! Talking bout some damn hunting a nigga down. And get your ass up outta here Punknificent." After Granddad said that he pushes Thugnificent out of the front door and pulls Riley back who is being resistant to his efforts.
"Granddad! You gotta let me go! I gotta help out my niggas & keep the snitching population at an entire low!"
"Your little black ass ain't going wit a bunch of niggas to look for a damn faggot ass rapper dressed up as a box of fruity pebbles." While Granddad & Riley are busy arguing back and forth Huey takes the time to go investigate Riley's package. Huey pulls out a pair of shades & puts them on. Huey then begins thinking to himself.
"Let's see what Riley's stupid ass ordered this time." About 10 seconds later Huey pulls off his scanner shades and tells Granddad what the damn thing was.
"Granddad! Riley's got BB Guns in here!" Huey shouted this as loudly as he could but to no avail as Granddad took Riley upstairs to give him an ass whooping for stepping outta line. Huey eventually gives up trying to call Granddad because Riley's ass whooping is so damn loud that he couldn't even hear him.
"I hate you Granddad! I hate you! Why you always whooping a child?!"
"Damn it boy! Ima make yo ass hate this belt! I'll make sure your little ass won't be able to sit ever again! Come here!"
Huey is sitting down on the couch, now reading a different book and now completely ignoring Granddad and Riley. Just then the doorbell rings and Huey gets up to go answer it to see who it is. Not much to Huey's surprise it's close friend to the family, Jazmine Dubois, who lived across the street from the Freeman Family.
"Hi Huey!" Much expected by the girl, Huey replied back a little rude and cold.
"What is it Jazmine?"
"Huey Freeman you are the meanest person I know. And what's those noises?"
"Oh nothing much. It's just Riley getting his daily ass beating by Granddad. But anyways why did you come here?"
"Well my Daddy said I was allowed to go anywhere today but I didn't know where to go so I just came here." Huey, who is reluctant as usual, let's her in the house because their seemed to be no true purpose in turning her away.
"Just sit down on the couch and wait until I'm done doing what I gotta do." Huey ordered Jazmine to the couch and by this time Granddad & Riley both come downstairs. Riley's cornrows appeared to be somewhat messy & uneven. Huey & Jazmine simply stare at the 8 year old, much to his disdain.
"What the hell y'all motherfuckers looking at?! Huey! Nigga you gay!" After Riley had said that Granddad had slapped him upside his head for his profanity and delinquent like behavior.
"Now I bet your little ass won't think about hunting rainbow haired rappers now, won't you?!" Huey & Jazmine are sitting by watching this unfold before them, with Huey just sitting there not giving two shits & Jazmine, who is confused by what's going on in front of her.
"Granddad! I gotta do it for my hood! Mor importantly a nigga gotta represent his homies out here in these streets!" Riley screamed that last line at Granddad, much to the elder mans anger & annoyance.
"DAMN IT RILEY! I TOLD YOUR LITTLE BLACK ASS NO! YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT THERE WITH Punkassnificent and his gang of dumbasses to hunt down a damn rapper dressed like a Skittle!" After Granddad yells that shit at Riley, Whom is finally giving up his argument, he greeted Jazmine & then told Huey something to do.
"Well hello there little baby."
"Hi Mr Freeman. How's your day going?"
"Just fine little baby. As you two can see, Riley here just got an ass whooping which was the best part of my day so far." Huey just stands there while Jazmine sits there looking confused, which is normally expected by Huey. "Oh yea Huey boy! I need you to watch Riley's little ass today." Huey, reluctant, asked why.
"Why I gotta watch him today Granddad?!"
"Because Me & Ruckus are playing checkers in the park all day today! & he's tryna go out with his lethal penetration and what's his name to go hunt down that damn rainbow snitch guy."
"You mean 6IX9INE Granddad?"
"Yea that dude! Damn it boy I ain't got time to play with you! There's snacks in the fridge for you & Riley. There's 100 dollars behind the geisha statue Riley's awful ass broke. And speaking of Riley, where is he?" Jazmine stands there and watches Huey & Granddad search the house for Riley. Huey and Granddad come downstairs and Granddad is ordering demands for Huey to follow. "That Damn Boy went out to hunt down that rainbow haired faggot!"
"Granddad he also took some of his BB & Airsoft Guns with him!" After Huey had explained to Granddad about the stupid shit Riley's dumbass had started he thinks of something in his head. A proposal to Huey.
"Hey boy?! I got a proposal for you!"
"Oh no. No way Granddad! There's no way I'm accepting another deal with you! After what happened last time!"
"What happened last time?"
"The damn swat team & the FBI almost shot me!"
"Boy hush up wit all that damn nonsense! The deal is this. You bring Riley's little stupid ass back home & I'll give you higher allowances then him! You accept?!" Granddad new that Huey was no where near a dumbass, but the one thing niggas can't fucking resist is getting some free paper for doing three things. One: Sitting around all day being a lazy ass nigga. Two: Some simple shit a nigga wouldn't need help with. And three: just getting some damn good easy money. Jazmine is just sitting there on the couch watching Huey and is somewhat confused on why Huey would be getting shot at. Shortly afterwards Huey makes his damn decision.
"50! I Accept Granddad! I'll bring him back home! But knowing how he is I'll have to use 150% force against him. Niggas & Guns added together gives you a war."
"Damn it boy! I was thinking more like 20 but fine! Do whatever you need to do to bring his little ass back. I'll be back in 3 hours! Jazmine there's Apple Juice, Snapple & and every other drink in the in the fridge! I'm leaving y'all damn kids is to crazy for me. Shoot. Hunting down rainbow haired rappers & stealing your granddaddy's money! This damn generation!" Granddad angrily muttered that last line to himself before slamming the door. Soon after this Huey rushes upstairs to the bedroom with Jazmine following behind, closely & curiously.
"What are going to do Huey?"
"I'm going to stop Riley from being really stupid!"
"What is Riley trying to do anyways Huey?"
"It doesn't matter Jazmine! All that matters is that somebody has to put him in line!" Jazmine then quietly sits down on Huey's bed while he's gearing up looking like a badass mother fuckking boss. Huey then pulls out his Black Power Fist electrical glove, the one he used to fight Bushido Brown, and puts that mother fucker on like a boss, ready to fuck some shit up. Jazmine is in awe at Huey's badass personality and begins to question him once again.
"Whoa. Huey what is that thing? What's does it do?! Does is hurt people?! Does it-."
"Jazmine! Calm down! It's just my Black Power Fist. I use it only when I'm going somewhere that's dangerous or when I'm being attacked."
"Black Power Fist? Does that mean a black god blessed you with powers Hu-."
"Jazmine! This has nothing to do with a god! This is just what happens when a person doesn't invest all his time in the ignorance of niggas in the world. Now I gotta go stop Riley's dumb ass from trying to hunt down a rainbow haired rapper." Huey then grabs his Black Power Electrical Fist and begins to walk out of the bedroom before Jazmine Scary Ass grabbed his hand.
"Wait...don't leave me alone...please?" After hearing how sad and scary Jazmine sounded he takes about 10 seconds before he reluctantly made a decision about her.
"Fine Jazmine. But stay close to me at all times and do as I say."
"Ok."
"Jazmine understand this. We'll be walking into a flow blown, action packed nigga moment."
"What's a digger moment?"
"No Jazmine! It's a nigga moment. A Nigga Moment is a moment when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical Negro male, causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner. Nigga Moments are unpredictable and, if they had their own category, they would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and FEMA."
"Pork chops can kill us Huey?!"
"Ughhh y-. never mind Jazmine, Cmon let's go." Huey and Jazmine both walk out the front door of the Freeman Residence and are about to start Huey's mission to whoop Riley's ass. They are stopped by Jazmine's unmanly & punk ass father Tom Dubois.
"Hey Huey! Hi Sweetie! Where are you two headed off to?" Huey didn't say anything and just briefly glared at Tom, but Jazmine was about to reveal his entire plan and objective."
"Hi Daddy! Me and Huey are about to go hun-."
"Me and Jazmine are going to the movies Mr Dubois."
"We A-."
"Yes. Me & Jazmine are going to the movies and are spending the entire day together Mr Dubois!"
"Ahhh I see Huey. Taking my little girl out on a date with yourself. You see it was like that with me and Sarah you know. First date we wen-."
"No Mr Dubois! Me and Jazmine are not on a date! Were just going to the movies and hanging out with each other the entire day."
"Oh my mistake Huey. It's just that my little Jazmine is the sweet-."
"Look Mr Dubois, I mean no disrespect but we're going to be late to our movie so we really have to get going, so we'll see you later." Huey and Jazmine walk away from Tom, with Jazmine looking back at her somewhat confused father. She simply smiles and waves Tom goodbye as the duo disappeared into the distance.
"Hmm Wonder why Huey was off in a hurry?" Tom then eventually walks across the street, back towards his house, with his wife Sarah standing there greeting him. Sarah just stands there with a normal look on her face before speaking.
"Honey, would you stop harassing Huey & Jazmine every time they are together with each other. Huey is an amazing person!"
"But Sarah darling, I just wanted to make sure our daughter was ok before Huey took her."
"Tom dear, Huey Freeman is the manliest person I know. He takes care of himself well dear and I trust him more than anybody else with our daughter!" Sarah Dubois had obviously beaten her scary ass husband once again in another debate. Tom had tried to get another word in but Sarah already known what he was going to say.
"But honey, what if someone kidnaps Jazmine?! What if they anally rape our little girl?! And I'm not the manliest person you know?" Sarah just looks at her husband smug and slightly annoyed before replying back.
"Tom, shut the hell up and get in the house! Now!" Tom knew there was no point in trying to argue back so he just obeyed her command, like a bitch.
"Yes sweetheart." Tom then walked in the door defeated by Sarah.
Granddad & Ruckus had been playing checkers for a little while now and they are both whooping each other's ass. They are also taking the time to have random conversations about the community and its pop culture.
"King me Ruckus!"
"Damn it Robert! I know your monkey ass stole my checkers! I should go find the me one of our fine White policemen and have them arrest your monkey ass!"
"Ruckus, shut your fat crazy ass up and king me already."
"Fine nigga! Next game I will prove the white man's supremacy is way stronger than a nigga's tiny little crack bag sized brain."
"Alright Ruckus! Your black ass is on! Fix the pieces into the right way." Ruckus reluctancy fixed the game at Granddad's order so they could start up another game of checkers.
"Hey Robert? Where's that future convicted criminal Riley & that wannabe Dwayne Johnson sum bitchs wit a nappy Afro & nappy ass cornrows you call grandchildren at?
"Huey & Riley?"
"Yea Robert! Them little negro cockroaches you got for Grandchildren!"
"Oh Riley's little black ass snuck out with his punk ass failed rapper friends to go hunt down that damn Sixty Nine rapper guy. And I paid Huey's ass to bring him back home so I can give him the ass beating of his entire life."
"Robert, I'm so sorry for them little negroes you got for grandchildren. But on the bright side at least a group dumb niggas and a pussy ass Mexican rapper are gonna get into a beef and shoot each other. Ohhh lord the white man is to kind to us Robert!"
"Damn it Ruckus. Just shut up and set the game up!"
Riley was in the back of Thugnificent's UPS truck with Macktastic & Leonard. They wanted to whoop this nigga 6IX9INE's ass after he had publicly disrespected them & made fun of their downfall. Riley was busy loading up his airsoft and BB Guns ready to blast a nigga on sight. He had hoped that he would represent his homies and his "hood".
"Yo Thugnificent?! Where's this nigga flow at?"
"Ayyy Riley man! Flow couldn't pull up wit the homies because the nigga got overtime today!" Thug said followed by Macktastic adding on to Riley's answer.
"Yea lil man! nigga Flow had overtime! Always declining like a bitch nigga! But don't get shit twisted Otis! I'm only doing this because that rainbow nigga dissed me! Lethal Interjection ain't back together or nun of that shit."
"Ight YALL niggas know where he at?" Riley asked this question like a real nigga in his mind, but Macktastic, Leonard & Thugnificent just looked lost and confused. Thugnificent decided to speak up and answer Riley's question.
"Nah lil man. We don't know where this nigga at! We usually search for niggas until we find they ass nigga!" The 4 of these niggas continued talking about 6IX9INE and a plan on what they Gonna do to him for talking out his mouth. Thugnificent had suggested that they should beat his ass and Rob him. Leonard had suggested they should strip his ass butt naked and record it on Instagram live exposing him for being a bitch. Then Riley had the perfect idea.
"All of y'all niggas shut the fuck up! I got an idea! We gon do all of our ideas. But first one of y'all niggas go on his Instagram and see where he at! That nigga always going live bragging about some shit!" Thignificent and Mack like the sound of that plan though and decide to go to 6IX9INE's Instagram. And sure enough, the nigga was on Instagram live talking shit about something.
"YEA BLOODDDD! I GOT SECURITY NIGGAS! RUN UP IF YALL WANT! IM BEING PROTECTED BY WOODCREST'S FINEST SECURITY GUARDS BLOOD! YA NIGGAS AINT GOT IT LIKE ME! WOODCREST IS FULL OF STRAIGHT BROKE FAGGOT ASS NIGGAS YOU HURD?! REAL NIGGAS TROLL A NIGGA BY GETTING SECURITY BLOOD!" Riley once again expressed his motherfucking disapproval for the bitch move made by the government rapper.
"Ohhh hell naw! We gots to whoop this nigga's ass badly! And we know where he's at. The nigga's hiding near my damn school! Perverted ass faggot!"
"Macktastic & Leonard nigga! One of y'all niggas gotta be the get away driver while the rest us whoop this nigga's ass and Jack him while we're at it!" After Thugnificent announced that damn plan every nigga in the UPS truck appointed Leonard as the getaway driver since he wasn't one of the niggas the federal rat rapper had dissed. Thugnificent then appointed Leonard as the Damn get away driver. "Leonard nigga! You gon be the getaway driver."
"Ight that's cool man you know i sayin!"
"Ight since this nigga's the getaway driver me, Thugnificent & Macktastic gon whoop this niggas ass badly. But I ain't stripping his ass naked though. That's gay! I'll Jack his ass and blast at him!" The former Lethal Interjection Crew members all praised this nigga Riley for his somewhat smart ass plan. Macktastic then asked Riley where's his school even at in the first place.
"Riley my nigga? Where is your school at anyways my nigga?!"
"J Edgar elementary nigga!" Thugnificent then buts in and adds his own sense up in here.
"Riley Nigga you know how to get there?!"
"Man YALL niggas is dumb! Use the damn GPS on y'all phones or this piece of shit Van!"
"Nigga don't be dissing Mailnificent nigga! This my baby right here nigga! Shit!"
"Whatever. Nigga you gay! Anyways nigga we almost at the school."
"Huey where do you think Riley is?"
"Jazmine I don't know yet! And that's why I brought this picture of Riley with me."
"Well why did you lie to my daddy about where we're going?"
"Jazmine...I just didn't feel like explaining it to your father. That's all. Now are you going to help me out or not?"
"Ok...I'll help... but only if you take me to the carnival!" As Jazmine giggled endlessly Huey reluctantly asks why.
"You mean the land of the white culture poisoning?! Why there of all places Jazmine?! Huh?!" Huey ain't give a damn about no damn carnival. His one main goal was finding Riley and putting him in line. But Huey getting slightly annoyed and irritated with Jazmine's giggling and teasing. So Huey, reluctantly, agreed to bring her there. "Fine Jazmine! But can you please be quiet while I ask these people questions so I can get this over with?"
"HeHe! Ok Huey." After reluctantly agreeing to Jazmine's terms Huey than began ask questions to his white neighbors around the Woodcrest neighborhood. He ordered Jazmine to do the same thing so that more time would be killed. After hearing a bunch of useless dumb niggas give him nothing but crap he couldn't go off of he and Jazmine finally find a useful nigga that gave him some useful information. He was a white man who had an exact Afro like Huey, but it was an autumn color. He sported a black suit and black gloves. The nigga even had on Timberland boots, much to the surprise of Huey. Jazmine & Huey then proceeded to walk up to him and ask him the question they'd asked everyone else, but the details this guy revealed was beyond strange.
"Excuse me? Sir?"
"Yes Huey Freeman & Miss Jazmine Dubois?"
"How the hell do you our damn names?"
"That doesn't matter young Freeman & young Dubois. I hear that you are looking for someone. Your little brother. 8 years old? Delinquent like personality? Completely against snitching and anything that's gay? Huey and Jazmine are somewhat uncomfortable with this random white man who seems to know everything about him and the areas of Woodcrest. "I believe his famous catchphrase is quote on quote "Nigga you gay!"
"You know what! Non of that matters! Have you seen Riley Freeman anywhere around the neighborhood? He's try-."
"Trying to hunt down famous snitching rapper Tekashi 6IX9INE. Or as the young Riley would say, a snitching ass nigga."
"Ummm Yea whatever have you seen him?"
"That I have, my young Freeman & Dubois duo. You see he and his what he would call, niggas, are in a UPS delivery truck searching for him. The former Rapper Thugnificent & his BFFs."
"Have you seen this UPS truck and do you know we're it's heading?"
"That I also know my young Huey. Riley is headed to your school. J Edgar Elementary I believe? Ahh yes! The lovely Tekashi is hiding out near your school. Supposedly everybody in the music industry wants to hurt him real bad. I think they are being bullies, that's just a little to mean, don't ya think Jazmine & Huey?." Huey after hearing that somewhat weird shit from the mysterious white man took the information he was given and pulled Jazmine along, walking away.
"Uhhh Yea. Well thanks I guess. And if I don't see you around, I'll see you around bruh."
"Waittt...don't go just yet guys...I have a toy for you two." Jazmine after hearing the word, TOY,lights up in excitement and runs back, only for Huey to stop her in her tracks. Jazmine then shouted at the mysterious man.
"OUUUUU A TOY?! Can I see it Mr? Please?!
"I'm very sorry Miss Dubois JR. But only Mr Freeman can have this toy. Maybe next time I'll bring you a toy to play with, Ok?" Jazmine then quickly frowned after hearing that and Huey moved her out of the way so he could talk to the mysterious man."
"What quote on quote "Toy" would you have for me?"
"This...it'll be really useful in your little game with your little brother."
"Oh really?"
"Yes really. Here you go. It's a tracking device with Riley's coordinates. & here's this lovely watch."
"Mr White man, I don't want to seem rude, but...what the hell is this watch and what does it do?" The white man couldn't help but laugh simply at Huey's question and comments. He simply laughs for another 15 seconds and then eventually stops.
"It's a children's sized rope trap. Throw the watch at your brother Riley, it'll explode into a lovely Rope, wrapping him up & making you bringing him back to your grandfather Robert Freeman easy."
"How the hell-. You know what? Never mind. Look I gotta go. Like I said before if I don't see you around here, I guess I'll see you around." Huey then, as he did before, pulls Jazmine along with him as they both walked away, while the mysterious man is smiling and waving at the pair. Huey then looks back at the man, shooting him his trademark angry face. Seconds later the man slams a white ball on the ground and a smoke cloud appears, then shortly afterwards disappears along with the mysterious white man. Jazmine appears to be in amazement and shock while Huey appears to not give two shits about it. A few minutes later Jazmine breaks the silence between them and asked Huey her typical questions she'd normally ask him.
"Is that one of your imaginary friends Huey?"
"No. I've never seen this guy before. I've met a lot of strange people before Jazmine. But this guy seems like he's fascinated with everything about us."
"So that means your were telling me the truth about the secret agent watching you?"
"Yes Jazmine."
"So that means the Tooth Fairy is real to! It is isn't it?" Jazmine then starts giggling and teasing Huey, who isn't really paying any attention to her, as he is looking up at the sky. Afterwards he then puts down Jazmine's Tooth Fairy myth.
"No! That doesn't mean the tooth fairy exists Jazmine. That's a real person we saw. Now can we just get this done already?" After hearing Huey's irritation, Jazmine couldn't help but start giggling and once again bothering Huey.
"Your no fun Huey. Your always so mean and grumpy towards everybody. You need to lighten up for once."
"Whatever. Anyways we're here at school. Now I gotta go look around for Riley's dumbass."
"Can I help? I mean that's why I'm here with you, right Huey?" Huey, already knowing full and well about the dangers of 6IX9INE's punkass bodyguards plus Riley's dumbass & his guns, immediately declined Jazmine coming alongside him during this part.
"No! Absolutely not Jazmine!"
"Why not Huey? Why can't I come with you now?"
"Because dumb niggas plus guns equals a complete disaster. Somebody is gonna end up dead." After hearing Guns in his sentence, Jazmine changed her expression from sun and fun to scared & terrified. She had never really been around extreme violence like Huey, her father Tom, Granddad and generally everyone she knows, before. As a matter of fact Jazmine had never really been taught some of dangers of the world, guns included.
"Wait, G-g-g-g-guns Huey? As in the kinds that can hurt people & kill people?"
"Yes Jazmine. Those type of guns. Which is why you can't search around the school with me. And why are you scared? We literally almost got bombed by missiles sent by Obama because of Granddad's crazy malfunctioned Siri."
"Yea...But...These are guns Huey! Guns that can hurt us." Jazmine had tears developing in her eyes and Huey, already somewhat stressed out because of Riley's dumb nigga antics, did not need a scared 10 year old Jazmine Dubois on his ass.
"Jazmine! Hold it together man! Alright look. Take this pepper spray. If something happens you'll have it to defend yourself when I'm not there. Man your father didn't even teach you anything about dangers of the earth. Here take the spray. I gotta go do this for my Grandfather now!" Jazmine could only watch as Huey had begun gearing up for a damn long war. He had pulled out his Black Power Fist and put it on his hand and reloading an Airsoft gun he had stolen from Riley's stash back at the house. He had then greeted Jazmine goodbye as he had begun sweeping the perimeter around the school. Believe it or not the only thing Jazmine had was concern and fear for the safety of Huey. She had started praying for her closest friend and had decided that Huey would make it out alive because he's a badass who isn't afraid of anything.
"Goodbye Huey...Please be safe...God I'm begging you to bless him with your protection. He's a good person."
Meanwhile with Granddad and Ruckus they had finished their daily checker games in the park and were having a conversation about random things going on and around the world.
"I still don't know the hell anybody would want to dress up in all them damn rainbows Ruckus!"
"Oh lord Robert! I'll tell you right now why that Mexican rapper sum Bitch dress up with them bullshit ass faggot colors on his head. Mexicans by far are dumb as shit! Them niggas are the second reason, even before the darkies, why out fine white country we call America is awful Robert! I'd rather kiss me a damn monkey nigga before I ever associate myself wit them Mexican negroes Robert! You should let that future convict negro grandson of yours kill that Mexican Coon 6IX9INE. At the end of the day it's a group of niggas and a Mexican getting into a beef and killing each other! You can't get any better than that Robert."
"I just hate that damn rainbow colored rapper! I don't remember anybody dressing up that fuckking stupid back in my youth."
"I can agree with you on that Robert! Even though you a darkie. As much as i hate darkies & Mexicans, niggas had a better sense of fashion back then as well as in the slavery days! I ain't ever seen no shit like niggas with rainbow teeth and rainbow hair! Now all these niggas wear is them big ass NBA & NFL jerseys with a coon's name on the back of it. Throw on a pair of them big ass pants and Timberland boots and call that shit fashion! You'd never see the white man dress up in no shit like that Robert!"
"Ruckus you know good and well that white people dress up in that shit to. Them niggas love the NBA & NFL as much as a black man!"
"Robert, let me stop you right there! You got it half way right. I'm surprised by that much knowledge from a nigga, but let me tell you the truthful facts. The white man knows the greatest athletes have always been white. You see white people just got better athleticism then niggas! They eats all they food raw! That's more healthy than frying up some fuckking chicken till it's crunchy and burned and blacker then a nigga!"
"Ruckus damn it! There's great black athletes that are healthy to! Lebron James, Vince Carter, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Russel Wilson, Steph Curry, Kobe, Michael Jordan!"
"Them niggas you named ain't got shit on my white heroes! Dirk Nowitzki! Sure he may be ugly as shit on the face, but he's as white as the snow. Larry Bird! Jerry West! Stone Cold Steve Austin! That nigga Dwayne Johnson ain't got shit on Stone Cold! Sure that nigga got lucky on a few occasions but Stone Cold has always been by far more superior then that nigga Dwayne Johnson. Tom Brady! That nigga Russel Wilson got his ass whooped by Tom Brady in the Super Bowl! And those are just a few of my heroes." After hearing all that utter bullshit by Ruckus, Granddad wanted to go home, not wanting to hear more of that shit from Ruckus.
"Shut the hell up Ruckus! All that racist nonsense! Now I'm hungry and going home! You coming?"
"Alright nigga! Just don't give me them nigga treats you feed them boys of yours."
"Shut up Ruckus and let's go damn it!"
Riley, Macktastic & Thugnificent had been creeping around the school building, looking for this bitch nigga 6IX9INE. Leonard had been ordered to wait for them all at the front of the school for an easy getaway just in case things got a little bit to heated. Riley was leading the temporary group. Riley had been duck and hiding behind objects and cars every time he see a federal nigga in the area. Riley had hoped to hurt this nigga 6IX9INE badly, but he wanted to do this shit without any problems. Thugnificent just wanted to snatch whatever expensive shit the nigga had on him. They had checked in on his Instagram live and sure enough he was in the playground slash field talking his shit on the live.
"YEAAAAAA blood! Woodcrest is for pussy niggas & gay niggas blood! I thought Niggas was gonna come see me blood! Rob me for my chain blood! Well I guess not bitches blood! I got several fine ass security guards protecting me! IM THE KING OF NEW FUCKKING YORK AND NOW IM THE KING OF WOODCREST BLOOD! SUCK MY FUC-."
"Nigga would you shut up before you actually attract niggas that wanna kill yo punk ass?!"
"For reals nigga! The only reason we protecting yo pussy ass is because Yo label is paying us that good paper my nigga!"
"Uhh my fault bloods on the live! Just my two out of seven security guards talking shit! I'll holla at ya niggas later! Uhhh bye blood!" Riley and Thugnificent had then proceeded to head towards the damn playground. They also began talking about the bitch move Tekashi had made on his live. Riley had started off the conversation first.
"Man! That's a real bitch move Tekashi! Hiding behind a bunch of security!"
"And this nigga claiming he the king here to!"
"We about to fuck this nigga up badly. Riley? Macktastic? Y'all niggas ready?"
"Young Reezy is always ready! nigga are you ready?!"
"Man Macktastic always ready nigga!"
"Ight then let's sneak out into the playground and get this nigga." But the temporary trio ran into one big ass problem. Somebody else was on the lookout for these niggas. Riley's dumb ass was about run out into the open when Thugnificent and Macktastic pulled him back behind a car.
"What the hell y'all niggas is doing? Cmon! Let's go get this nigga!"
"Riley nigga! Ain't that yo angry ass brother hiding that white blonde girl, while lurking around looking for Jazmine?!" Riley after realizing that this nigga Huey must've followed him the whole day, gets pissed off and has to think of another plan in order to get past Huey, The Cops surrounding the school, and 6IX9INE's security guards.
"Awww Hell Naw! What the hell Huey & Jazmine doing here at school on a damn Friday? Don't them niggas got better things to do then read & write and bother niggas and shit?"
"Naw Riley my nigga, you gotta figure out how the fuck we gon get past this nigga plus all these federal motherfuckers guarding the building." Just then Thugnificent & Riley hatch out a plan to get by all this unnecessary bullshit. Shortly afterwards Riley explains his idea to Macktastic and Thugnificent.
"Ouuu I gots an idea! You know how them niggas from that Ice Cube nigga's movie Friday be using bricks and shit?" Both of the older men replied confused but yes.
"Ohhh yea! A mother fuckking brick should do the trick." Riley then picks up a damn brick and hurled it in Huey's direction, but swerving to the left of Him. Sure enough Huey actually walked away from their direction and moved towards the brick zone, allowing them to sneak away into the playground. Riley's dumbass then started getting arrogant and smug and started bragging about his achievement he thought he had accomplished.
"YEAAAAAA nigga! Young Reezy knows how to distract a nigga! And Huey's gay ass always talking about reading books and learning and shit!" After talking his shit Riley, Macktastic & Thugnificent all make it to the fuckking playground, seeing the snitching ass rapper Tekashi on the far end.
Huey/General POV:
Huey wasn't no dumbass though. He immediately knew about this damn trick. Riley. Huey knew that Riley was probably the only nigga in the world that would use a damn brick as a distraction. With Jazmine's soft self hidden by the tree in the playground, Huey could search for this little nigga more easily.
"Riley and these bricks! Man, he watches to much damn Friday. Now if I can find out where he and his so called friends went to." After putting two and two together Huey hears some damn loud noises and screaming.
"AYYYYYYEEEE WHAT THE FUCK BLOOD?!WHOS ATTACKING THE KING BLOOD?!"
"ME THUGNIFICENT NIGGA! YOU FINNS GET THIS ASS WHOOPING AND YOU FINNA GET JACKED NIGGA!
"YOUNG REEZY NIGGA! YOU THOUGHT WE WASN'T GON COME SEE YOU AFTER YOU DISRESPECTED OUR HOOD?! You better start praying nigga!" Huey recognizes the voices of his brother Riley, failed rappers Macktastic & Thugnificent. He then immediately rushes over to the sounds of the ongoing altercation to see the retarded trio and Tekashi's security guards arguing with each other, while 6IX9INE is hiding behind the biggest looking guard, like a gay punk ass bitch.
"Ruckus, how's the chicken wings and pancakes?"
"You know Robert, for a nigga's cooking this shit actually taste good!" Granddad then starts thinking about the safety of the boys, well Huey's safety more than Riley's safety, as Huey's the more civilized and well behaved child out of the two.
"Ruckus, how do you think the boys are doing? Well Huey?
"Robert! Them niggas and that Mexican rapper probably shooting each other as we speak!"
"I think your right Ruckus."
"Of course I am Robert! I am a licensed zoologist studying niggas!"
Huey rushed over to the playground to see these niggas having a fistfight with a bunch of security guards with a nigga dressed up in rainbow colors, holding on to the biggest & possibly the strongest security guard out of them all in a scary & completely gay manner. Just then all of the guards pull out they guns, followed by Riley doing the same thing. Thugnificent and Macktastic freeze in shock before Riley starts cursing these niggas out for having no sort of weapons.
"Y'all niggas ain't bring no guns?!" 6IX9INE just watches the damn commotion while his guard pushes him off of him due to him squeezing his areas of love relations. Shortly after that Thugnificent replies to Riley's question with Macktastic answering after.
"Nigga we ain't think these niggas was gonna have straps on them & plus we left all that shooting shit back in the Rapping Game!"
"Yea man we don't do that shooting and beefing shit no more!"
"Man y'all niggas is dumb! Here! Take my spare guns and blast these niggas!" After hearing that shit 6IX9INE runs for cover behind a tree while everybody starts shooting at each other. Riley, Macktastic and Thugnificent are shooting at the security with Riley's BB/Airsoft guns while 6IX9INE's several security escort guards are shooting back with real guns loudly. Huey then sees we're 6IX9INE's pussy ass headed & realized he was trying to force his perverted ass onto Jazmine.
"Hello lil ma! You like Ice Cream?" But Jazmine had remembered some of the things Huey had taught her in the past so she pulls out her mace & pepper spray and sprays both them bitches in the predator federal rapper's eyes, putting him pain. "Ahhh shit! My fuckking eyes blood! Shit lil blood! Why'd you do that for blood?! Damn blood! I would've put you in my music videos if you had let me show you the ice cream blood!"
"Leave me alone you big creep!" Luckily much to Jazmine's relief, Huey had gotten there in the Nick of time and quickly subdued the rapper hanging him from the tree. Shortly afterwards Huey talks some damn sense into this creepy motherfucker, while also slapping his ass repeatedly.
"What the hell is wrong with you?! Trying to get some love from a damn 10 year old?! What are you?! The next R Kelly?! Damn! No wonder niggas want to shoot at you!"
"Ayyyeee Blood, she said she was 20 blood!"
"Nigga I watched you from that tree! She ain't say nothing about being no damn 20!" After that Huey knocks this nigga unconscious before turning to Jazmine and making sure she's ok.
"Jazmine? You good?" Jazmine somewhat happily replies to Huey, completely ignoring the previous situation but is still somewhat frightened because of the ongoing nigga moment shootout occurring between Riley & those security guards.
"Yes I'm fine. Thank you Huey." After knowing she was good Huey runs off, ready to whoop Riley's ass for acting like a nigga. Jazmine happily watched him put on his fist thingy & looks at him with a smile. "Wow! He's so cool. God must've put Huey on the earth for a reason. God I ask you to keep him safe. Not for anyone else but for me? Please?"
Riley, Macktastic & Thugnificent was letting Tekashi's guards have it & them niggas are the ones that have the real guns. Riley was enjoying himself while Mack & Otis looked like they were going to shit their pants. The guards at this point didn't even care or even notice that 6IX9INE had gotten his ass knocked out while they were having a nigga moment with an 8 year old and two men in their 30s. Otis then decides to speak out while the shootout is still happening.
"Man these niggas got ammo yo! Man why did I decide to do this stupid shit man?!" Just then Riley answered that question with Macktastic agreeing with him.
"Cause you decided to be the petty nigga and run up on this nigga."
"Yea nigga we would not be in a shootout if it wasn't for yo stupid ass Otis! Damn man this is why we got jobs and shit now instead of chilling with a couple of cute bitches in a jacuzzi!"
"Why all y'all Niggas blaming me for this shit we in?! Let's just shoot these niggas and run!" Otis fires an airsoft gun but missed horribly. The bullet hits a heavy branch in a tree and it begins to fall. Unaware of the branch about crush them completely, Riley looks up and sees the branch.
"My nigga move! We about to get crushed!" The the other two realize what Riley was talking about and see the branch. Just as the branch was about to crush these dumbasses, suddenly a fast paced figure kicks the branch with enough force that it lands on the hired guards of 6IX9INE's label. It was Huey!, and he stood over everybody, looking mad as shit! Macktastic & Thugnificent realized who it was and received glares from the 10 year old. The two older men knew not to say or do anything and they just took off, leaving Riley behind.
"How y'all niggas gonna leave me behind?! I helped y'all out with defending the ho-." Riley couldn't even finish that sentence because Huey kicked him so hard in the gut, Riley got sent flying towards Jazmine. Jazmine is in amazement due to how far Huey kicked Riley. She then says his name to the injured Riley, who is seeing stars after that easy ass whooping.
"Riley?" After that Huey walks over and throws the watch the mysterious white man gave him earlier at Riley. The watch then explodes into ropes, wrapping up Riley and subduing him. Riley then looks up with a nervous smile on his face at the very pissed off Huey and says something to Huey.
"Huey! What up my nigga?! Glooks for the save bac-." Riley couldn't finish that sentence because Huey slapped him hard on his face.
"Riley! You must've once again lost yo goddamn mind! What the hell is wrong with you?! You could've been killed!"
"Young Reezy can't die nigga! I forever run shit!" After hearing that, Huey knocks out Riley & picks him up to take him home, so Granddad can give him an ass beating. & so he can get a higher allowance from Granddad.
"Jazmine come on. We're going home now." Jazmine happily follows behind as they head home leaving 6IX9INE and his security guards for the police to arrest.
Meanwhile back at the Freeman home Ruckus and Granddad are watching the news learning about the daily bullshit around Woodcrest. There was one incident that had caught their attention. A white news reporter standing in the playground of J Edgar Elementary reporting an incident.
"We uncover more shocking news the Hip Hop world. Rapper Tekashi 6IX9INE along with several of his security guards, is once again being taken into custody after being involved in a deadly shootout with 3 other men. One of the men looked like the size of a 8 or 9 year old. We couldn't see his face but he does have cornrows and wears Timberland boots. The shootout has caused a lot of fuckking property damage to this playground! We did manage to get a few words from 6IX9INEabout the situation, and here's what Daniel Hernandez had to say about the incident." :
"Hey blood I wasn't even involved blood, it was fuckking security guards who was acting stoopid and shit blood!I did tell them to shoot at them blood! But wait I ain't think they was going to listen to me blood. Thanks for your time! It's fuckking TREYWAY! King Of New York & Woodcrest Blood! Oh yea and I got maced by a little 10 year old girl named Jazmine blood! I was just tryna give her some ice cream blood! And some little nigga named Huey knocked my shit the fuck out blood! I'm out thanks for your time & go streammy new album Warm Yellow Road: A Pedophile's Tale! But I'm not a Pedophile blood! Just to let ya know. Ight peace bloods!"
"I hope they lock his ass up for good damn it! Got my family shooting at niggas with rainbow hair and shit! Got me looking embarrassed and shit!"
"Im so sorry Robert! You have these future criminal & rapists looking niggas you've got to watch! But more importantly that Mexican Sum Bitch tried to have urinal relations with sweet little Jazmine! Ohhh lord let's thank the white god for protecting Jazmine & sending several niggas and a Mexican to jail!" Before Granddad could reply to Ruckus's comment he hears Huey knocking on the door and gets up to let him in. And sure enough it was Huey. He was standing there with Jazmine next to him, who was smiling happily, but Huey just wanted to go home and lay down after Riley had made his day a living hell. Granddad then asked Huey were Riley was and Huey replied simply.
"Boy where the hell is Riley?! I wanna whoop his little ass! Making me look like a fool on TV." And sure enough Huey picks up a tied up Riley and unties him before throwing him into the house. Riley then stands up proudly and screams.
"YEAAAAA! I taught that nigga a lesson! Ain't nobody gon come to the hood of Young Reezy and disrespect me & my niggas!" Granddad's head then lights up, making his face red fueled by rage and he takes his belt off ready to beat Riley!
"DAMN IT BOY! MY BELT IS ABOUT TO TEACH YOUR LITTLE BLACK ASS SOME DAMN RESPECT AND AUTHORITY!" Riley then runs away in fear while Granddad is chasing him around the house trying to beat his ass while Uncle Ruckus is shouting a bunch of random racist remarks about what Robert should and should not be doing.
"Robert! Don't use a belt! Use a whip! A nightstick! Beat that niggas ass like a white man!" After hearing that and doing his work that he was assigned, Huey starts heading towards the bedroom but is grabbed by Jazmine, who has a smug smile on her face.
"You were supposed to take me to that carnival, remember?"
"Aww come on Jazmine! You were serious about that? I'm tired and hungry & I want to lay down!"
"You bet I was Huey!" Jazmine then begins to giggle as she's pulling a reluctant Huey out the door onto the street. As Jazmine and the tired and reluctant Huey Freeman are walking down the block, Jazmine's father & mother Tom & Sarah run up to them, with Sarah attempting to stop Tom & Tome trying to be affectionate towards his baby girl.
"Jazmine Sweetie! Thank god! I saw the news and what that rapper said! Are you ok?! Daddy's here to help! I can get him arrested!" Jazmine & Huey both looked irritated and annoyed by Tom's overly exaggerated affection for his daughter. Sarah could see that both of the kids are stressed out and irritated enough as it is and Sarah stops Tom.
"Tom! The kids are already tired and stressed! Leave them alone for the last time! Or else!"
"Daddy I'm fine! Nothing happened to me as you can see. And Huey protected me all day while we 'Hung out'. He's bringing me to the Woodcrest carnival! Even though he's being a grumpy meany." Jazmine happily explained to her father that she was perfectly fine and untouched.
"Sweetie come home I'll examine.-" Tome tried to to say this but his wife Sarah slapped the holy shit out of him.
"TOM! DONT MAKE ME DO THIS IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!" After seeing how fierce Sarah was, Tom, once again defeated, stands down and gets pulled by Sarah. Huey simply replied to Miss DuBois afterwards.
"Thank you Miss DuBois." Sarah then happily looks at her daughter and her friend and happily replied back.
"Anytime Huey! Your a real man. And your a fine man to." Miss DuBois said that slightly seductively while giving Huey a flirty blink, much to the shock of Huey & the trademark oblivion of Jazmine. Riley, who had just finished getting the ass beating of his life , Hurd what Sarah had said to Huey and started making fun of Tom, like he usually does.
"Damn Mr DuBois! You just lost your bitch and yo daughter to a damn 10 year old! Even a nigga Usher wouldn't let that slide!" Riley began to laugh, but Granddad pulled him back inside the house and started beating Riley's ass once again
"Damn it boy your gonna watch your damn mouth!"
"I hate you Granddad! Why don't you snitch on your self to the Child Protection Service?!
"Shut up boy!"
Huey and Jazmine walk off leaving them all to do whatever crazy shit they wanted to do.
Huey is standing on the boardwalk by himself, while Jazmine is playing a Wack The Weasel style game trying think about today's crazy ass adventure. He didn't really want to play any games with Jazmine or have a good time for that matter. He had gotten stares from everyone who walked past him. Another white woman and her 3 boys had walked past Huey and stared at him. She then whispered to her kids a snide comment about Huey.
"Boys don't be a depressed gay piece of shit like that kid over there with the Afro." The family all laugh out loud before walking away to enjoy the day. Huey just shrugged it off and continued looking at the sky. By this time Jazmine ran over to Huey to see what he was doing, much to her delight. She had actually wanted to spend the day with Huey, but typical Huey made that difficult.
"Huey, do you wanna go ride the Go-Karts?"
"No."
"Wanna ride the bumper cars?"
"No."
"Wanna go to the Indoor Ice Skating rink and skate together?"
"No."
"Wanna go to the Roller rink and roller skate together?"
"No."
"Wanna go get our faces painted? You could be a lion and I'll be a butterfly?!"
"No."
"Wanna go get Ice Cream & lay down on the beach together next to each other?" Jazmine after five failed attempts at persuading Huey to do things with started to look sad & disappointed that Huey didn't want to do anything fun. She had hoped Huey would at least want to do her last request, but of course typical Huey.
"Nope." Jazmine then started shedding light tears as Huey had declined her for the sixth time in a row. Jazmine shortly afterwards started crying and ran off shouting.
"Huey, your no fun! you promised to hang out and play with me! You really are just a grumpy jerk like everyone else says you are!" Huey watched her run off and didn't seem to care at all as he just turned around and looked at the skylight.
"I'll make it up to Jazmine later. Knowing her she'll just forgive in the next day or two. Just as Huey was looking back at the sundown. A familiar voice speaks to him. He sounded like he was disappointed with Huey's angry personality and he questioned why. The mysterious white man, who had grown rather fond of Huey Freeman, his personality and everything else.
"Huey! Why the hell are you putting your misery on other people? Especially somebody weak and innocent like Miss Dubois?"
"It's you! I'm gonna name you the White Stone. Why? Because your White, and your like a rock that no matter how hard I throw you won't break." The man seemed happy and impressed with Huey's cleverness with that nickname.
"I'm impressed Mr Freeman. You used cleverness for it. But you shouldn't act miserable to everybody who knows you."
"I'm not miserable. Why would people think I'm miserable?"
"The time you fired the entire cast for your school's Christmas Play? The time you taught the entire courtroom at the R Kelly trial some common sense? The time.-"
"Ok I get the point! Can I ask one more question?"
"It'll be my honor, young Freeman."
"Who are you? What do you do and why are you following me?" The man simply smiles before answering his question.
"Well Huey, I'm Arnold Strong. I'm a famous billionaire Toy and Doll maker. Like you Huey I'm a very expert and talented martial artist & I know all 400 known styles of Kung-Fu. I'm also a spy on the side of the Doll & Toy business. That explains some of the special 'toys' you received from me earlier to help you on your quest to stop Riley. Like you I hate all of the ignorance of the world. But not just the black pop culture I also dislike White Pop culture as well Huey." After Arnold finished explaining who he was and what he pulled out a suitcase full of dolls. Much to Huey's shock and surprise they were well replicated dolls of all the people he had met in the past & also the people he currently knows. Jazmine Dubois/Cindy McPhearson/Riley Freeman/Granddad/Uncle Ruckus/Ed Wuncler SR/Even Cairo's punk ass/Dewey Jenkins, the fake revolutionary/Crystal, one of Granddad's Ex's/A Pimp Named SlickBack/Luna/Ebony Brown/Martin Luther King. None of this caught the surprise of Huey. He figured he's just another one of his white stalkers, similar to the white shadow. But the last doll Huey looked at caught him by surprise and he was shocked. A perfectly replicated doll of Ming Long. This caught Huey by surprise as he begins to ask Arnold about it.
"White Stone! How the hell do you know Ming Long-Dou?!" Arnold just laughed at Huey's question before explaining.
"You see Huey, I've been watching you for about two years now and have been keeping tabs on everything about you and everyone you know. That's why I gave you this suitcase full of dolls. But your not the only one I've been watching. The other two people I've been watching are obviously Miss Dubois and Ming Long. You three all have interesting personalities Young Freeman. Unfortunately I have a board meeting at my Toy Company to discuss my newest Toy for the kids. These dolls are for you to keep. I'll see you later now Huey. Oh I almost forgot, give Miss Dubois the doll of herself. It'll be a good way of apologizing to her." Arnold happily greeted Huey a farewell before throwing a smoke balloon on the floor exploding into a blue cloud and disappearing along with the man. Huey isn't fazed like before because he's seen the man do this before. Huey looks at the Jazmine doll given to him. It had on one of Jazmine's outfits in doll size. It also had her puffy afro like hair and had Jazmine's face perfectly replicated, much similar to the other dolls. Huey then closes the briefcase of dolls, while keeping out the Jazmine doll. He carries the Jazmine doll in his hand while carrying the suitcase in the other.
"Damn! I'm being stalked by a white man who knows more damn Kung-Fu than me & Kim Possible & happens to be a billionaire doll maker & spy?" Huey says that last line in disbelief as he gets up and walks in the direction of his house & Jazmine's house. "Let's get this apologizing to Jazmine thing over with." Huey walks off into the sunset, with his trademark normal & angry face before saying one more sentence. "You know...all this shit started because of Hip Hop!"
Meanwhile back at the Dubois household Jazmine was in her room crying. Her hair was messy and her shirt had a damn wet spot on it due to all the crying and shit. Tom was awful at having parent to child moments and that's when Sarah would dominate. Tom was just saying a bunch of utter bullshit to his daughter, making the situation worse. This nigga really told his daughter at least she wasn't anally raped. No wonder Miss Dubois bitched him around non stop. Tom was the complete opposite of a man. He was also the complete opposite of a nigga. He greatly lacked the requirements that every man and boy should have around the ages of 10-25. This unmanliness drastically affected his Sex Life/Marriage & duties as a father. Combined with his fear of being anally raped.
"Tom! What kinda shit is that to say to a 10 year old girl?!"
"Sarah Honey I was just being positive about the situation. I know Huey didn't want to do anything with Jaz.-"
"GET OUT!"
"Now Sarah let's not be overly dramatic."
"GETTTTTTTT OUT! NOW!" Tom ran out the doorway of Jazmine's bedroom, in fear that his wife would throw him out of the house again. Now that Tom's annoying ass was out of the way, Sarah could talk to her daughter in peace.
"Jazmine hon.-" before Sarah could finish this sentence there's a ring on the doorbell. Jazmine & Sarah both go downstairs to answer the door and sure enough it was Huey, holding the Jazmine doll in his hand.
Huey was standing there with his normal facial expression on his face. The door opened and he saw both Sarah Dubois & Jazmine Dubois standing there. Sarah had a happy look on her face while Jazmine had an annoyed and angry look on her face. Shortly afterwards Jazmine starts the conversation and adds some asshole juice in her voice.
"What are you doing here Huey Jerk-Man?"
"I came to say sorry about today Jazmine."
"Yea right Huey! Your only goal is to make other people miserable because your miserable." Huey then pulls out the replicated Jazmine doll and then apologized again.
"Jazmine. I'm really sorry so I'm giving something which is this doll to apologize." Jazmine then looks at the replicated doll of herself & accepts it. She then looks at the doll of herself and is beyond impressed by it. She's even playing with the puffy afros on it much to the shock of Huey. She then let's out giggle and shows her gratitude for Huey's efforts to make her feel better. She then decides to somewhat forgive Huey.
"She's beautiful Huey! She looks exactly like me! I guess your forgiven a little bit Huey. I'm still mad at you for not treating a girl properly." After this Jazmine hugs Huey and greets him goodbye before closing the door to her house. Huey then walks across the street heading towards his house. He gets one last sentence in before heading home.
"And this whole damn day happened because of the damn Hip Hop community! Oh well , at least I stopped a nigga moment massacre!" :
A/Ns: That wraps up Chapter 1/Episode 1 of My continuation of The Boondocks. We seen some crazy sh*t in this chapter including Riley's Dumbass trying to hunt down 6IX9INE and getting into a shootout. Huey, as usual, ended up stopping him. We also know that Huey, Jazmine & Ming Long-Dou are being stalked by this weird MF Arnold Strong. Find out what's going to happen next time by tuning in or else you on some old BULLSH*T!
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1: Future episode/chapter ideas?
2: Favorite Female Characters from The Boondocks? (Mines are Jazmine/Cindy/Ming Long
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