yeahimtheusa
Y'all remember when I was just some idiot posting memes?
I miss those days…
littleyellowbirdy
Don't worry. You'll always be an idiot to me.
yeahimtheusa
...thanks man
yeahimtheusa
I just realized that now that y'all know I'm an unkillable cryptid creature, I can tell the cheeto story!
Under the cut, because it got loooong. Warnings for, uh, dismemberment.
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littleyellowbirdy
*sigh* the foibles of youth
yeahimtheusa
Dude, I am literally hundreds of years old
littleyellowbirdy
But physically, you are 19. A Child.
yeahimtheusa
How to become "famous" on :
Pray to the Elder Gods
Steal bones i guess
Reveal that you are, in fact, the human personification of the United States of America
littleyellowbirdy
I became tumblr famous through the sheer power of my awesomeness, but I can see how that might not work for everyone.
yeahimtheusa
i hate you
yeahimtheusa
You know, I'm starting to think the whole PNation terminology was a bad idea.
Online it's fine, but then I hear an Actual Newscaster call me "Pee America" with his Actual Mouth and my soul just vibrates onto another plane of existence.
ohnomybones:
It's so weird seeing yeahimtheusa elsewhere in media when you follow him on tumblr. It's like,
Official News Media PUSA: A Young Businessman, very serious. Sorta got military vibes. You could believe this is a person who personally met George Washington.
Twitter PUSA: Seems like a cool dude. You wouldn't be too surprised to learn he knows what memes are. Once admitted to being a trekkie to the surprise of no one. Still really professional.
Tumblr PUSA: Unhinged disaster man. Chief clown of the clown car. Sometimes he'll say something and you're like, huh, that's some deep shit. The next minute he's talking about how he accidentally cut himself in half in an incident involving cheetos. He's been on this trash site for years, clowning it up with the rest of us, and then I'm supposed to take him seriously when he's on CNN smh.
littleyellowbirdy:
That's just the Tumblr Experience
littleyellowbirdy
Extremely unfriendly reminder that PLiechtenstein is a MINOR. If I see any of you sickos being gross, I will personally break into your house and plunder your potatoes. As a warning. For serial offenders I'm bringing my zweihander.
#I know that asking tumblr to not be a disgusting swarm of pedos, #is like asking water not to be wet, #but I gotta try, #it's for your own good tbh, #pretty sure PSwitzerland will literally hunt you for sport, #that guy's scary
moosearepretty
Hey, everyone. I'm actually PCanada.
moosearepretty
Turns out if you're an aesthetic blog with less than a hundred followers and you spill your secret identity you're…
Still just an aesthetic blog with less than a hundred followers
zukosturtleducks
yeahimtheusa this isn't real, is it?
yeahimtheusa
Let me check, one sec
Text Message:
USA:
Hey, what's your name on tumblr?
Canada:
I can't believe you forgot
You're one of my followers!
Yes, moosearepretty is me
USA:
cool
moosearepretty
Hey, everyone. I'm actually PCanada.
moosearepretty
Turns out if you're an aesthetic blog with less than a hundred followers and you spill your secret identity you're…
Still just an aesthetic blog with less than a hundred followers
zukosturtleducks
yeahimtheusa this isn't real, is it?
yeahimtheusa
Let me check, one sec
yeahimtheusa
Yep, this is PCanada
littleyellowbirdy
I can't believe you didn't know. You're a terrible brother.
crazycritters
Are we doing a tumblr unmasking? I'm the personification of Australia
moosearepretty
confirmed
longyeye
大家好！
I'm the personification of China, the oldest Nation, but still as they say, Hip With the Kids
yeahimtheusa
I can confirm that this is PChina. It's so cool that you're on tumblr, dude!
Wait isn't tumblr illegal in China?
longyeye
Why would I follow laws?