Gin: Hi. It's just me because Malfoy's running late (I think it because of Mione)

Draco: "I'm here… I'm here…

Gin: Took you long enough.

Draco: Hey! I'm only late because I slept in! If Granger hadn't…

Gin: Told ya…

Draco: ...left at 5 in the morning, she would have woken me up and I would have been on time!

Gin: Hey, shut up will ya… I'm getting a call from Mione… Hi. Ok. *puts her on speaker*

Hermione: *from the phone* MALFOY! I LEFT TO GO TO THE GYM AND WHEN I CAME BACK YOU WERE GONE AND I COULDN'T FIND YOU ANYWHERE SO I ASSUMED YOU HAD BEEN WOKEN UP BY ME AND HAD LEFT!

Draco: WELL WHEN DID YOU GET HOME? I WOKE UP AT 9:20 AND HAD TO RUSH AROUND THE HOUSE TRYING TO GET READY SO I COULD BE HERE ON TIME! YOU DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE A NOTE OR…

Gin: Well… I'll do it: the characters all belong to J. K. Rowling. Only the plot belongs to my perfect mind

George

Fred

Both

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Dear readers,

Why does it always have to be either me lonely or me and Fred fighting? I mean, I just don't get it. Me neither. Why can't we just be the normal, joking, pranking Weasley twins that everyone loves? I know, right? It's like, I know I died and everything, but you guys can create fanfictions that have me not dead and we could carry on with the joke shop. Ahh, the joke shop. Anyways, Fred's messing up Ginny's room and I don't want to miss out on that chaos.

With love,

Fred and George Weasley