John Phoenix logged on and saw a meme.

John Phoenix was curious about the contents of the meme.

John Phoenix clicked on the meme to make it bigger.

"Phoenix Wright: Normal.

John Phoenix: Fat."

John Phoenix wilted onto the floor and cried.

Phoenix Wright came in.

"Objection! John Phoenix you can't lie on the floor you will catch a cold!"

"Uncle Phoenix there's a mean meme about me online."

Phoenix Wright looked at the meme.

"Ha! You have a breakdown over something like this? You are too weak to use the internet. You are banned from it forever."

Phoenix took John Phoenix's computer and smashed it up.

The end.