In response to a suggestion by a reviewer here is a short story on how Leonard met Penny for the first time. Everything belongs to Chuck Lorre and friends.

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Penny and Amy are walking up stairs to apartment 4A after a hard day of work at Caltech. As they reach their floor they noticed that the door of apartment 4B was open.

Penny: "New neighbour?"

Amy: "Evidently."

Penny: "Significant improvement over the old neighbour."

Amy: "Two hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition, yes he is."

Leonard: "Oh, hi!"

Penny: "Hi."

Amy: "Hi."

Penny: "Hi."

Amy: "Hi."

Leonard: "Hi?"

Penny: "We don't mean to interrupt, we live across the hall."

Leonard: "Oh, okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbour, Leonard."

Penny: "I am Penny."

Amy: "And I'm Amy."

Leonard: "Hi."

Amy: "Hi."

Penny: "Hi. Well, uh, oh, welcome to the building."

Penny and Amy enter 4A, a minute later Penny comes out.

Penny "We are about to have a cup of tea. Unpacking is hard work, I am sure that you need a break, would you care to join us?"

Leonard "Thank you Penny, that would be very kind of you."

Penny and Leonard enter 4A.

Amy "Hello again Leonard, would you like a caffeinated hot beverage?"

Leonard "I beg your pardon?"

Penny "Tea or coffee?"

Leonard "Ah, tea would be fine. Tell me, what do you two ladies do for a living?"

Penny "We are scientists, we both work at Caltech. Dr. Penny Walsh, Caltech Physics at your service."

Amy "Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, Caltech department of neuroscience."

Leonard "Wow, a pair of Beautiful Mind geniuses. I am an actor, but I work at The Cheesecake Factory to pay the bills."

Penny "Welcome, we must try eating at the The Cheesecake Factory some time."

Leonard "Talking of The Cheesecake Factory I need to be there in an hour. Thank you ladies for the hot caffeinated tea and for welcoming me to the building. No doubt I will see you around."

Leonard left apartment 4A and closed the door behind him.

Amy "You're not done with him, are you?"

Penny "Our babies will be smart and beautiful."