I've been delaying this chapter for a while,so sorry about that.
Chapter 21
Battle of the Simps!
As everyone boarded the plane to Germany,Flordelis began to do some useless flexing for no reason as he the got in his private jet.
"SHOW OFF!" Espio yelled as he watched Flordelis's private jet zoom off and up into the sky.
Inside the plane Sonic,Tails,Knuckles,Amy,Shadow,Blaze,Marine,Rouge and Archie were all on a table talking to each other.
"Wait a minute,how did Silver get in Cuba,when he was doing the thing to Knuckles,if Silver was in Saudi Arabia stranded in the desert?" Shadow questioned.
"Well duh,he wanted Knuckles to be traumatised !" Sonic joked.
"GUYS WE'RE GOING TO BE MEETING GORDON RAMSEY!" Darkion yelled.
All the boys.(Except for Sky,Kanata,Hugh,Archie and Deff.) began to scream like maniacs.
"YES! I CAN GET HIS AUTOGRAPH AT LONG LAST!" Sonic yelled.
"Wait,I thought you already had Mick Schumachers autograph,why do you need another autograph from a famous person?" Espio sighed.
"You met Mick Schumacher! Why didn't you tell me!" Shadow sighed.
"Oh yeah,It's because you were writing a essay about how great Finn Mcmissile is,even though he doesn't exist!" Rouge sighed.
"FINN MCMISSILE DOES EXIST,BECAUSE EXPLAIN HOW SIR MILES AXELROD UPDATED HIS TWITTER STATUS TO "JUST ESCAPED OUT OF PRISON WITH PROFESSOR Z,IMMA GONNA NUKE FINN MCMISSILE!" Darkion yelled as everyone then broke into hysterical laughter. (Except for Shade.)
"Wait a minute in Cars 2 when Mater got knighted,how is it possible,Maters American and you have to be British to get knighted!" Amy sighed.
"AND ON SIR MILES AXELRODS TWITTER HE TWEETED "GONNA NUKE THE BRITISH AND SCOTTISH ROUND OF SONIC WORLD RIDERS WITH PROFESSOR Z,BECAUSE I KNOW FINN MCMISSILE WILL BE THERE WATCHING A BUNCH OF IDIOTS RIDING OBJECTS!" Darkion yelled.
"WE NEED TO SAVE FINN MCMISSILE!" Sonic yelled.
"ESPIO,YOU KNOW WHEN WE'RE GETTING TO SCOTLAND!" Sonic yelled.
"Just wait you bastard..." Espio sighed.
Everyone then began to talk about more useless shit.
"GUYS LOOK IT'S,SCOTLAND!" Vector bellowed as he looked out the window.
"CAN YOU SEE GORDON RAMSEY?" Sonic questiones,eagerly.
"No..." Vector sighed.
"NOOO!" Sonic yelled.
"Well just because you can't see him at the moment doesn't mean,that you won't see him,you can randomly see him somewhere or maybe Omochao used his Bribery cookies to make Gordon Ramsey come to this round!" Espio sighed.
"Wait a minute...the next round is Scotland...SCOTLAND! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME!" Ankki yelled in frustration.
"Well Everyone was screaming "we're going to meet Gordon Ramsey" and "we're going to Scotland!" and other shit!" Shadow scoffed.
Ankki continued muttering about her hatred of Scotland.
As everyone then got off the plane they were greeted by the one and only...
"DAVID COULTHARD!" Sonic and Jet yelled,as the two began to scream like manics.
"David Coulthard,why are you here?" Kylie questioned.
"Well I'm Scottish so it's only logical for me to be here,and also Omochao used his special techniques to make me come here." David Coulthard explained.
"So what are you planning to do Coulthard!" Shadow beamed.
"Well,me and Omochao haven't thought of what I should do yet-" David Coulthard began.
"BE A COMMENTATER,AS YOUR A COMMENTATER FOR F1!" Darkion yelled.
"Oh right,I didn't think of that..." David Coulthard began.
"HEY BITCHES!" Someone yelled from a distance.
"Oh,Narzan,fuck you-" Ankki began,holding up her middle finger.
Archie looked at Narzan,as he then began to go into Ultra Simp Mode.
"She looks..." Archie began as he looked at Narzan as he then fainted.
Narzan scoffed.
"You want me to kill him?" Narzan questioned angrily as she drew out her Exclaliber.
"No!" Amy sighed.
A few seconds passed as Archie woke up.
"What happened?" Archie questioned,weakly.
"Well you simped for my 175 year old grandmother,which is of course fucking perverted!" Espio sneered.
"Ah...crap..." Archie mumbled.
"DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE GORDON MOTHERFUCKING RAMSEY IS!" Shadow yelled.
"Um,how should I know..." Narzan began as she rolled her eyes.
Shadow sighed.
"Does anyone know where the Scottish round qualifying is taking place?" Zella questioned.
"It's right now actually!" Omochao beamed.
"How,we just bloody got here!" Espio sighed.
"Well I like to make this tournament quick,so he can all have more time to explore a country!" Omochao beamed.
"Do you have some tax evasion shit you don't want to talk about?" Darkion mocked.
"Um,no...now first up is Sonic..." Omochao began.
Grid Order:
Disclaimer:I'm now using a random generator to decide the results for qualifying.
This is also a street circuit.
1st:Cream
2nd:Espio
3rd:Marine
4th:Amy
5th:Jet
6th:Sila
7th:Rouge
8th:Lian
9th:Shade
10th:Darkion
11th:Omega
12th:Shadow
13th:Kylie
14th:Ikki
15th:Ankki
16th:Kanata
17th:Deff
18th:Archie
19th:Wave
20th:Big
21st:Sky
22nd:Gori
23rd:Flordelis
24th:Zella
25th:Teal
26th:Teala
27th:Knuckles
28th:Sonic
29th:Kazata
DNF:Blaze.(Broke her extreme gear on a curb.)
DNF:Tails.(Crashed his extreme gear in a postbox.)
DNF:Hugh.(Crashed his extreme gear in a house.)
"Ha you suck Hugh!" Darkion mocked.
"I don't not suck,I um...*Makes up something* I just suck at street circuit!" Hugh protested with his ridiculous lies.
"Too bad,most of the races are all street circuits!" Darkion mocked.
"Woah,Cream,you did really good,nice job!" Tails beamed.
"Thank you Mr Tails,but Miss Marine also was really good also,and so was Miss Rouge!" Cream beamed.
"HEY MATES! I DID A GOOD RESULT,FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE!" Marine beamed,looks like she's finally recovered from that incident with Silver.
"That was a good result Marine,and you've seem a bit better then before." Zella beamed.
"Thanks mate!" Marine beamed.
"Zella,do you know where my good friend Blaze is?" Marine questioned.
"Maybe she's probably trying to fix her extreme gear!" Zella beamed.
"Thanks mate!" Marine beamed as she walked off.
Espio was looking at his scores and Flordelis scores.
"HEY FLORDELIS! MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOD RESULTS!" Espio mocked at Flordelis,as Flordelis sighed.
Oh I'll also be uploading chapters when I want to.