This chapter is going to be really long so enjoy this with a bag of crisps.(Bag of Chips for other countries.)
If you can't finish this chapter in time then you can read it later.
Contains spoilers of the F1 2021 Hungarian Grand Prix.
Chapter 23
Race against time.
9:00am
The Sonic Gang were in a hotel in Glasgow,they had no idea how to get to Britain.(Manly because most of them are idiots.)
Sonic,Knuckles and Archie were relaxing on some sofas nearby,while some others stood,and others sitted quietly,and Jet,Darkion and Shadow were watching the Hungarian Grand Prix upstairs.
"OCON FUCKING WON! ESTEBAN OCON WON! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!" Jet screamed as everyone heard him.
"But didn't you say that Esteban Ocon was "A middle class Frenchmen,who will never win?" Darkion questioned.
"Oh um,yeah,well as long as its not Lewis Hamilton then I'm happy with whoever wins!" Jet exclaimed as he scratched the back of his head.
"JET! GET YOUR FUCKING,ASS DOWN HERE! BECAUSE WE NEED TO FIND A PLAN TO GET TO BRITAIN! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT F1!" Wave snapped,as the room was so quiet,that you could here a pin drop.
"BUT I WANNA SEE THE PODIUM CELEBRATION!" Jet whined as he was glued to the Telly.
"NO!" Wave yelled.
"BUT,VETTEL AND OCON ARE RUNNING UP TO THE PODIUM AND THAT'S AWESOME!" Jet whined as he was still glued to his Telly.
Wave sighed.
"Well Jet,if you don't get downstairs,then...you won't get to go to the Malaysian round and go to the Kuala Lumpur track!" Wave baited.
"KUALA LUMPUR! THE GREATEST TRACK IN THE WORLD!" Jet,Shadow and Darkion shrieked as they all began to rush down the stairs,as Jet then tripped and fell to the bottom of the stairs.
"Are you okay Mr Jet?" Cream questioned.
"Yeah,as long as I get to go to Kuala Lumpur!" Jet shrieked.
"Why are they all so obsessed with some stupid Asian dumb track!" Kazata sighed.
"YOU TALKING SMACK ABOUT KUALA LUMPUR! AREN'T YOU!" Jet exclaimed as he was in a position to start a fight with Kazata.
"Um,can we start planning to go to Britain please,I really want to meet James Hunt..." Blaze began.
"Um,James Hunt is dead,and So is Niki Lauda...DID YOU NOT WATCH RUSH! THE GREATEST THING EVER MADE!" Jet sneered.
"Jet can you please be quiet,I know you like F1,but you shouldn't really start forcing your "I hate Hamilton and Vettel is wholesome" Opinion on us,and like Blaze said,he should be finding a way to Britain." Amy sighed.
"WAIT! I know how to get to Britain!" Storm beamed.
"How?" Espio questioned.
"Its easy,we ride our extreme gear to Britain,its that simple!" Storm explained.
"STORM! YOU FUCKING GENIUS!" Jet exclaimed.
"But extreme gear can't ride long distances,did you know that Scotland and Britain are far away!" Zella beamed.
"Oh yeah..." Storm muttered.
"LET'S TAKE THE LONDON UNDERGROUND BITCHES!" Shadow exclaimed.
"Thats a shit idea,it's crap public transport,we could just take some epic plane..." Jet began.
"Well Espios rich,so he can summon some epic plane!" Darkion told them.
"Well I can't magic a plane out of thin air,who do you think I am,a genie!" Espio sighed.
"We could sit on the people that fly,and fly to Britain!" Knuckles beamed.
"Um,Knuckles...thats Illegal!" Sila sighed.
"We can modify our extreme gears so they can go long distances..." Teal chimed in.
"Well we're not smart to do that! Because we have ugly,fat,stupid dumbasses like Big,who are sexually attracted to frogs!" Ankki protested.
"Thats mean to Froggyyyy..." Big began as he talked slowly.
"I don't care,the Frogs ugly also." Ankki scoffed as she left the room.
"Um,Sonic,Me,Lani,Wave and Orag could help make the Extreme gear go long distances!" Tails Chimed in.
"But my Little Brother,Orag,has to work on some new gear specs,for Me..." Espio beamed.
"Why the hell is that little nerd giving you new specs,I'm his older Sister,and why doesn't Orag give the specs and shit to Mother also! I'm telling!" Lian scoffed.
"SNITCH,IT'S OBVIOUS I'M THE FAVOURITE SIBLING!" Espio yelled,as his older sister exited the room and slammed the door,as she ran out the room.
"Um,sorry about my teammates..." Shade apologetically murmured.
Sonic then decided to break the awkward silence.
"Um,guys...how about Tails,Lani and Wave can work together to make the Extreme gears go long distances.
"Well we need to call Lani,and I don't know where the fuck she is*mutters* stupid teammates..." Kazata sighed.
"Um,Kazata I'm right here you know..." Lani began,as she scared the living daylight out of Kazata.
"How the hell did you get here!" Kazata scoffed.
"SHE'S A WITCH!" Darkion yelled.
"Well...I just came here..." Lani mumbled.
"Um Lani we need your help to..." Tails began.
"Yeah,I'll help..." Lani began.
"So it's settled! Your three do the work,while me and the others do nothing and talk shit about Lewis Hamilton!" Jet beamed.
"So,um...Tails,how long will it take to modify the Extreme gears!" Deff asked.
"Well around,10 hours with,Me,Lani and Wave's,combined efforts!" Tails beamed.
"GUYS! SIR MILES AXLEROD,JUST UPDATED HIS TWITTER! IS SAYS "ME AND PROFESSOR Z,ARE GOING TO A SECRET ISLAND IN BRITAIN TO GET A NUKE,AND IT'LL BE ACTIVATED IN 24 HOURS,HAPPY FINAL 24 HOURS!" Darkion informed,as he dropped his phone,once reading the announcement.
"Darkion,why did you drop your phone?" Teala questioned.
"Because now I have proof that Sir Miles Axlerod exists!" Darkion yelled.
Wave rolled her eyes.
"Let's get started on the Extreme gear modifying,shall we!" Tails beamed.
"But we need a epic montage!" Jet beamed.
"No Epic Montages!" Wave sighed.
"Awww..." Most of the Boys moaned.
"Um,what do we do with a free 10 hours?" Zella questioned.
"We watch Pokemon!" Charmy beamed.
"Track Down Lewis Hamilton!" Jet added.
"Do shopping!" Amy beamed,as most of the girls rolled their eyes.
"Watch Cars 2!" Darkion beamed.
"Spend my money!" Flordelis added.
"Do Illegal things!" Shadow beamed,as Rouge sighed.
"We could do Golf..." Sky muttered.
"THATS GAY!" Shadow yelled.
"Let's spend time with Cheese and Froggy!" Cream beamed.
"LET'S FIND KOALAS AND HONEY BADGERS,MATES!" Marine beamed.
"Let's sacrifice Chuckles-Chan!" Sonic sniggered.
"Let's take Knuckles to Ken Penders so he could "Modify" Knuckles!" Vector bellowed.
"You know what! We could just do whatever we want,browse porn,go on the dark Web,or do whatever we want!" Espio beamed.
"Yeah!" Sonic beamed.
Later,Charmy began to watch Pokemon,Marine began to sleep and dream about Australian animals,Sky done Golf,Jet tried to track down Lewis Hamilton,Cream and Big spent time with Cheese and Froggy,Shadow done some Illegal things,Flordelis spent his money along with Hugh and Deff,Darkion watched Cars 2,with Teala and Kanata and then browsed Reddit,Amy began to do some shopping as she dragged most of the girls to do shopping,while Ankki and Ikki got out of it by threatening to kill Amy...
A secret island in Britain-Britain.
Miles Axlerod and Professor Z,were in a special chamber,where the Nuke was held in.
"So this is the Nuke,its so..." Miles Axlerod began.
"Yes I know,it'll cause so much destruction,now let's load this thing in the plane,and drop it in London!" Professor Z explained.
"Why does it have a timer?" Miles Axlerod questioned.
"It's one of those Nukes,that explode at a specific time!" Professor Z boasted.
"Oh,that's genius,everyone will be going on with there day until,KABLAM! the whole of London explodes!" Miles Axlerod snickered at the thought of destruction.
"And we'll also blow up Finn Mcmissile,I'm sure he didn't expect that!" Professor Z cackled.
"Well there's one thing you didn't expect..." A voice began from behind them.
Professor Zündapp and Miles Axlerod turned around.
"IT'S MCMISSILE! QUICK,LOAD THE NUKE IN THE PLANE!" Miles Axlerod exclaimed,as Professor Z began to load the Nuke in the plane.
"So your planning to Nuke London, aren't you? I thought you two were in Jail!" Finn Mcmissile confronted.
"Well we escaped and...ADIOS!" Miles Axlerod exclaimed as he drove off,and rushed into the plane along with Professor Z.
"I won't let you escape Axlerod!" Finn Mcmissile exclaimed as he began to drive to where the plane was taking off.
The plane took off,even with Mcmissiles best efforts to rush to the plane,he missed it.
"What do to now...Wait...I need to get back to the HQ,and get Siddeley to get me to London!" Finn Mcmissile,thought in his head.
Glasgow-Scotland.
10 hours later...
7:00pm
Tails,Wave and Lani were finishing the Long Distance Modification on the final Extreme Gear,which was Silas Extreme Gear,the Floral Blossom.
"So that goes there...and we're finished!" Tails beamed,as he put the final parts in Silas Extreme Gear.
"EVERYONE! WE'VE FINISHED THE MODIFICATIONS!" Tails beamed,as everyone rushed downstairs,except for Jet.
"Ugh,Jets still not here,his stupid F1 Obsessed self! OI JET GET YOUR BLOODY ASS DOWN HERE!" Wave demanded,as Jet then came down the stairs.
"So,um...Tails,how long with the Extreme gears run for now?" Sila questioned.
"Around 5 hours straight,but don't use any modifications or specs or the Extreme gears energy will drain!" Tails explained.
"So can we use it now!" Teal eagerly beamed.
"Well we can,if we want to get to London on time,because the Nuke explodes in 24 hours,and we've spent 10 hours working on the gear sooo-" Tails began.
"SHUT UP BITCHES AND LET'S GO!" Jet scoffed as he snatched his extreme gear from Tails Hand,and raced off.
"Jet! Wait!" Tails exclaimed,as he then used his extreme gear to catch up to Jet.
"Well I guess we better be using our extreme gears now..." Gori began.
"See you later,I'm going in my Epic private jet along with Hugh and Deff,Buh Bye!" Flordelis boasted as he then got on a private jet that was waiting for him,Hugh and Deff.
"DAMN YOU!" Espio scoffed.
Everyone then began to get on their extreme gears and then travel to London.
"C'mon Espi! Hurry Up!" Vector told him.
Espio rolled his eyes,as he then got on his extreme gear,and catch up with the others.
7:30pm.
9 hours and 30 minutes left until the Nuke explodes.
The Sonic gang began to exit Scotland and enter Britain.
"So does that mean we're finished with this now,mate!" Marine beamed.
"Well no,London is in the South of Britain,we're in the North of Britain now!" Tails beamed.
"Wait,what!" Marine exclaimed in disbelief.
"Yeah,I wish we could get a plane or a teleporter,while Flordelis,Hugh and Deff are in a epic private Jet!" Espio scoffed.
"Well we could play scavenger hunt on our way to London!" Shadow snickered.
"Let me guess,one of places you have to find is the Mclaren HQ!" Wave Sighed.
"Well yeah!" Shadow beamed.
"Shadow,what's the list of the scavenger hunt then?" Zella questioned.
"Well I have a piece of paper!" Shadow exclaimed.
Shadows Epic Scavenger hunt:
Find Mclaren HQ.
Find Red Bull HQ.
Find Mercedes HQ.
Find Silverstone.
Find Brands Hatch.
Find Christian Horners House.
Find Williams HQ.
Find Claire Williams House.
Find the Olympic Stadium from the London 2012 Olympics.
Find Buckingham Palace.
Find Big Ben.
Find the Tower of London.
"Screw that! Let's just find Christian Horner House!" Knuckles beamed.
"Yeah! But wheres Omochao?" Amy questioned.
"Robot Cunt said that it was going on its Private Yacht or plane!" Shadow answered.
Everyone then began to race to Christian Horners House.
Five hours later.
3 hours and 30 minutes left until the Nuke Explodes.
12:30am
The Sonic gang were one hour away until they got to Bedfordshire.(Where Christian Horner Lives.) until...
Everyone's extreme gear then stopped one by one.
"FUCK!" Shadow yelled.
"Do you have a backup plan Tails?" Amy questioned.
"Well I do..." Lani began.
"What is it?" Kazata questioned.
"Well,I actually have long lasting batteries,that last for 10 hours but once they've run out they have to be charged by holding the battery near electricity." Lani explained.
"So does Lubbock,Pussboi Hugh and Little Kid Deff know about this?" Darkion questioned.
"No,I don't care if those bastards are stranded in the desert or something,Flordelis probably has a flying Yacht!" Lani scoffed.
"Lani,can we have those Fucking Batteries now!" Lian impatiently scoffed.
Lani rolled her eyes as she gave one battery to each competitor,including herself.
Everyone then sped off.
1 hour later...
2 hours and 30 minutes left until the Nuke explodes.
1:30am
Bedfordshire-Christain Horners House.
"WE'VE FOUND IT!" Jet screamed as he looked at the house with the extremely large fields of grass.
Jet and Sonic then began to scream like little girls again as they pranced around the fields.
"Hey look its Netflix!" Darkion pointed out as he saw lots of cameras with the Netflix camera crew.
"NETFLIX! ARE YOU FILMING DRIVE TO SURVIVE SEASON 4!" Darkion yelled.
"Um yeah,we need some footage of Christian Horners House,for Drive to Survive!" A Netflix Crew member replied.
Darkion then walked off and then got on his extreme gear to explore more of the grassy fields.
"HEY LOOK! IT'S THAT HELICOPTER!" Jet screamed as he pointed to the Helicopter.
"DID YOU KNOW THAT GERI HORNER SAT IN IT-" Sonic yelled.
"GERI HORNER! SHE'S MY FAVOURITE SPICE GIRL!" Jet screamed.
"LET'S TOUCH THE SEATS!" Shadow yelled as most of the boys rushed to the Helicopter and touched the seat that Geri Horner sat in.
"STOP SIMPING FOR A GIRL,WE NEED TO GET TO LONDON!" Wave commanded.
"Imagine what it would be like if they went to Switzerland,all those F1 drivers..." Amy began.
1 hour and 31 minutes later...
59 minutes left until the nuke explodes.
3:01am
The Sonic gang arrived at Waterloo Station.
Waterloo Station-London-England.
"Um,guys,we have only 59 minutes until the nuke explodes!" Tails panicked.
"Let's split in groups and find where the nuke is!" Sonic beamed.
"But we might not have enough time for that!" Amy panicked.
"Well Tails you can find a way to stall the nuke for a few hours and then..." Sonic began.
The whirring of a electric scooter caught everyone off guard.(Idk what electric scooters make,feel free to bash me in the comments.)
The Sonic gang turned around as they then saw the trio of British F1 drivers.
"LANDO NORRIS!" Darkion yelled.
"GEORGE RUSSELL!" Shadow shrieked.
"LEWIS HAMILTON..." Jet screamed.
"LEWIS HAMILTON! LEWISSS!!!!" Jet yelled in anger.
"YOUR DEAD! YOU PUT FUCKING MAX VERSTAPPEN IN FUCKING HOSPITAL IN SILVERSTONE AND YOU HAD TO NERVE TO...GAHHHHH!" Jet yelled.
"Jet you'll have enough time to kill Lewis Hamilton later..." Wave scoffed.
"LANDO,DID YOU GET YOUR WATCH BACK?" Darkion questioned.
"Well not yet..." Lando Norris began.
"Lando,George,Lewis,why are you here?" Espio questioned.
"Well when we heard that a Nuke would destroy the whole of England,we knew we had to help-" Lando Norris began.
"And my PowerPoints weren't able to convince Miles Axlerod and Professor Z to cancel the Nuke-" George Russell began.
"But didn't Lando Accidentally set the nukes explosions time back a bit?" Lewis Hamilton questioned.
"Oh yeah,so we know have like...a...couple hours until the nuke explodes?" Lando Norris Naively questioned.
"LANDO! YOU BROUGHT US SOME TIME! I COULD HUG YOU! But I'm a Hawk and your a Human..." Jet shrieked.
"Now let's go stop that nuke!" George Russell beamed.
"Ok,we could split into groups and-" Amy began.
"I've sorted out who should search where!" Lewis Hamilton beamed as he held out some piece of papers.
Jet then snatched the piece of papers out of Lewis Hamiltons hands.
Who should search where list?
By Sir Lewis Hamilton.
Waterloo Station:
Sir Lewis Hamilton.(Me.)
Cream
Big
Omega
Kings Cross:
Archie
Ikki
Ankki
Sila
Paddington Station:
Shadow
Lando Norris
Darkion
Amy
London Bridge:
George Russell
Sonic
Jet
Blaze
Trafalgar Square:
Lani
Vector
Charmy
Espio
Kazata
Jet then began to crumble up the piece of paper and chuck it on the floor.
Sebastian Vettel then appeared out of nowhere as he then picked up the piece of litter on the ground and put it in a nearby bin.
"Sebastian,since your here can you help us-" Lewis Hamilton began.
"I'm sorry I can't,I have to collect more litter,make a bee hotel,support the LBGTQ community,now if you excuse me,I must leave,my people need me-" Sebastian Vettel began as he the disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"Ummmmmm..." Lani began.
"How about we could go to some stations in London and search them to find the nuke-" Vector began.
"Wait a minute,we've been doing this wrong the whole time!" Espio sighed.
"How?" Charmy buzzed.
"We're Team Chaotix! We also have a treasure hunter so..." Espio began.
"And I could sniff where the nuke is since I'm a treasure hunter and..." Knuckles began.
"Guys,I think I remember something..." Lewis Hamilton began.
"Well why don't you tell us!" Amy beamed.
"Well it was only a few hours ago,Me,Lando and George managed to get in the plane where Miles Axlerod and Professor Z were planning to drop the nuke..." Lewis Hamilton began.
Flashback.
12:01am
On a plane currently flying over London.
Professor Z and Miles Axlerod were talking about their plans,but what they didn't know was that Lewis Hamilton,Lando Norris and George Russell were hiding in crate.
"So should we confront those Cars now?" Lando Norris Naively whispered to Lewis Hamilton as he was hiding behind a crate.
"Probably now..." Lewis Hamilton began.
George Russell then got up from the crate.
"THERE YOU ARE!" George Russell confronted.
"You weren't supposed to do it now!" Lewis Hamilton sighed.
Lewis Hamilton and Lando Norris then began to rise up from the Crates.
Miles Axlerod and Professor Z began to turn around.
"So if it isn't the three British F1 drivers,A seven time world champion,a Twitch Streamer who's pubes hasn't grown in yet and hasn't won race yet and is driving for a midfield team,and a driver who is from a horrible F1 team..." Miles Axlerod began.
"Mclaren is not a midfield team!" Lando Norris Protested.
"And Williams isn't a horrible F1 team,we scored 3 points in the last race in Hungary-" George Russell protested.
"-Wait! How did you get on das plane?" Professor Zündapp questioned with his German accent.(I had to do a bit of research on German accents.)
"Umm...with the Mercedes Mobile..." Lewis Hamilton began.
"WHAT!? THE MERCEDES MOBILE?! THAT'S COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC!" Miles Axlerod exclaimed.
"But the Mercedes Mobile is real,like the Mclaren Mobile or the Ferrari Mobile or the-" Lando Norris Protested.
"It doesn't matter what transport you used to get here,all that matters is that you die!" Miles Axlerod exclaimed.
"WE'RE GONNA DIE! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! WE'RE DOOMED I TELL YOU! DOOMED!" Lando Norris Panicked as he ran around in circles.
Lando Norris then accidentally tripped over the nuke.(The Nuke was on the floor,because Miles Axlerod and Professor Z were getting ready to drop the nuke soon.)
Instead of the Nukes timer being three hours until it explodes it was now five hours until it explodes.
"You fools! Professor Z,drop the three British People..." Miles Axlerod instructed.
Professor Z pressed a button and Lewis,Lando and George got dropped from the plane and were falling down to the ground at a alarming rate.
"WE'RE GONNA DIE!" George Russell yelled.
"Don't worry guys,I'll call my Haas Mobile!" Lewis Hamilton told them.
While the trio were falling to there doom,they saw the nuke being dropped into a city.
"Lando! Do you know where that nuke dropped,if we know where it is we might find a way to stop it just in time!" George Russell explained.
"I saw it going into North Greenwich I think,by the O2 place,you know,one of the venues where the 2012 Olympics were held!" Lando Norris Answered.
"Good,now...Lewis! Why isn't the Haas Mobile here!" George Russell Sighed.
"IT'S THE 2021 HAAS MODEL,IT'S HORRIBLE!" Lewis Hamilton panicked.
"Wait,we could use my glider to break the fall!" Lando Norris beamed.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU HAD A BLOODY GLIDER!" Lewis Hamilton sighed.
"I forgot,but I remembered it just now! So everyone,hold onto the glider things!" Lando Norris beamed as he let the glider do it's work,as the three brits glided down to safety.
"Hey look its the Haas Mobile!" George Russell exclaimed as he pointed to a flying thing.
"Oh God! It's Nikita Mazepin piloting it! I should've called the Ferrari mobile!" Lewis Hamilton sighed as he watched the Haas mobile crash into a building.(I'm sure no one gets the joke,except me.)
Flashback over.
3:13am
2 hours and 20 minutes until the nuke explodes.
"And thats what happened-" Lewis Hamilton began.
"YOU BASTARD! YOU WASTED PRECIOUS TIME TELLING YOUR STORY,THAT WE ONLY HAVE 2 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES UNTIL THE NUKE EXPLODES AND..." Jet yelled.
"We should hurry to North Greenwich!" Amy suggested.
The Sonic Gang then got on their extreme gears while the trio of brits got on their electric scooters,as they raced to North Greenwich.
"How long with it take for us to get to North Greenwich?" Zella questioned.
"About 2 hours and 28 minutes!" Tails replied.
"But that means the nuke would've exploded by then and..." Lando Norris began.
"Not if we take the Kimi mobile!" George Russell explained.
"THE WHAT!" Rouge uttered is disbelief,as Sonic,Jet,Shadow and Darkion looked like they were going to scream like little girls.
"The Kimi mobile,it looks like a F1 car,modeled after a the C39 Alfa Romeo,is a Four Seater, it has a rear wing to make it fly,a nose cone to make it go fast. Tyres for any weather,Gloves and a steering wheel,a cup holder. Oh and it's also piloted by Kimi Raikkonen..." George Russell explained.
"So we get to meet Kimi!" Shadow beamed.
"Well only a few of you,there are only three seats!" George Russell explained.
"Well what do the rest of us do?" Espio questioned.
"We'll catch up with them,by a extremely fast private jet!" George Russell explained.
"So where is the Extreme fast private jet?" Espio questioned.
"Well its in a separate route,but we need to decide who gets in the Kimi Mobile!" George Russell replied.
"Easy,Me because I'm a fast demon hybrid thing,Shadow because he's the Ultimate Lifeform and Sonic becauses he fast as fuck!" Darkion explained.
"It's settled then! Georgie Boi,when do we get in the Kimi mobile!" Shadow told him.
"Well in Greenwich,in the Kimi Mobile it'll take you two minutes to get to North Greenwich,you'll then have six minutes to find where the nuke is and disable it!" George Russell Explained.
5:25am
2 hours and 12 minutes later...
Greenwich-London.
8 minutes until the nuke explodes.
"Sonic,Shadow,Darkion, the Kimi Mobile is waiting for you,take a couple lefts and you'll find it!" Lewis Hamilton explained.
Sonic,Shadow and Darkion then took a couple lefts and saw the Kimi Mobile,and the legendary Kimi Raikkonen inside it.
"Bwoah,we don't have much time,hop in!" Kimi spoke Tonelessly as usual.
Sonic,Shadow and Darkion hopped into the Kimi Mobile and within seconds they were in the air and flying high speeds to the O2 stadium.
The ride was quiet as anything,the Kimi Mobile made no noise,Kimi Didn't speak to anyone,he just concentrated on racing to the O2 Stadium,Sonic,Shadow and Darkion couldn't open there mouths because the Kimi Mobile was going to fast. Leafs and Wind felt like they were crushing there faces.
The ride was over,the Kimi Mobile was so fast that the ride felt like seconds,but it was actually two minutes. When the Trio reached there destination they thanked the toneless 41 year old. And within seconds after Sonic,Shadow and Darkion hopped off the Kimi Mobile,Kimi was off within seconds.
"Just...wha..." Sonic began as he tried to make sense of what happened,no one brains comprehended on what happened,time was a blur.
"We have to find where that damn nuke is!" Shadow scoffed as he was the first one to piece a sentence together.
The Trio sped at high speeds to the O2 stadium.
"Shadow,you search the outside of the Stadium,Darkion you search the top of the Stadium and I search the inside of the stadium!" Sonic commanded.
As soon as he stepped into the stadium,he saw a familiar set of eyes.
"MATER! LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!" Sonic shrieked.
"I want to stay and chat with you guys but a nuke..." Sonic began.
"Thats the thing that Finn Mcmissile was talking to us about,we've came here to help,since Finn Mcmissile and Holley Shiftwell have been tied up inside the Big Ben for the second time!" Lightning Mcqueen explained.
"We need to find the nuke now!" Sonic explained as he began to run around the stadium to find the nuke.
5:26am
One minute later...
Five Minutes until the nuke explodes.
"Um,Sonic..." Darkion started.
"What is it?" Sonic questioned.
"Well...I found the nuke,but it's well...unreachable..." Darkion began.
"WHAT!" Sonic uttered in disbelief.
Sonic and Shadow rushed up to the top of the O2 stadium where Darkion was.
The Nuke was counting down for five minutes until it exploded,but the nuke was unreachable...
It took four minutes of Sonic,Shadow and Darkion trying to reach the nuke and they finally got it.
5:30am
One Minute until the nuke explodes.
Sonic held the nuke in his hands.
"Maybe theres a stop button on this?" Darkion questioned.
"WHAT! No there isn't! How about we throw the nuke to the bottom of the sea,and well,it'll explode by itself!" Sonic explained.
"Good idea!" Darkion exclaimed as Sonic then chucked the nuke to the bottom of the sea.
5:31am
Nuke exploded.
Once a minute was over,Sonic,Shadow and Darkion saw a explosion in the sea,it was orange,but luckily there was no harm done to everyone.(Except for the Sealife.)
"WE SAVED ENGLAND!" Sonic shrieked.
"Wait,there's a note..." Darkion began as he pointed to a note on a ground.
Shadow picked up the note and read it:
To the ones who have found this nuke.
If you've found this note then you would've been blown up by now,but if you haven't and chucked the nuke in the sea,then congratulations you've made Multiple species go extinct.
Oh and I've also put a bomb in Waterloo Station,it'll explode in five minutes,you won't even get there in time.
PS:I've Kidnapped Archie and tied him up in the Big Ben.
From Miles Axlerod and Professor Zündapp.
"WHAT DO WE DO! GO TO THE BIG BEN AND SAVE ARCHIE,MCMISSILE AND SHIFTWELL,OR SAVE WATERLOO STATION FROM BEING BOMBED!" Sonic panicked.
"We go to Waterloo Station first..." Shadow began.
"How! We don't have the Kimi Mobile!" Darkion sighed.
"I'm able to help!" Mater called out to Sonic,Shadow and Darkion.
"Oh yeah,you have that epic rocket things,but they might not be fast enough!" Sonic explained.
"We could use the power of the Chaos Emeralds,transform into our super forms and go extremely fast!" Shadow explained.
"But how do we get the Chaos Emeralds?" Darkion questioned.
"Don't worry,I have the Chaos Emeralds in a special place!" Sonic beamed as he held out all seven of the Chaos Emeralds.
"I have the Sol Emeralds for my transformation also-" Darkion began as he got out all seven of the Sol Emeralds.
Sonic and Shadow then transformed into their Super Forms and Darkion transformed into his Darker form,Darker Darkion.
The three then began to dash to Waterloo Station at high speeds.
Four minutes later.
5:35am
Waterloo Station-London-England.
Super Sonic,Super Shadow and Darker Darkion arrived at Waterloo and saw the bomb.
"Is it this easy!" Sonic sighed as the three turned back to there normal forms and walked over to the bomb as they then turned it off.
"Easy!" Now we just have to destroy it!" Shadow explained as he Chaos Blasted the bomb to smithereens.
"YAY! WE SAVED ENGLAND! AGAIN!" Sonic shrieked.
"Now all we have to do is save Archie!" Darkion scoffed.
"Let's tell the others and then hurry to Big Ben!" Sonic suggested.
"Didn't they say they were following us,so should we go back to the O2 stadium." Shadow explained.
"Sounds like a plan!" Sonic beamed,as the three turned back to there super forms.(And Darkion transformed into his Darker form.)
Big Ben.
5:40am
Finn Mcmissile and Holley Shiftwell were tied up back to back in one of the cogs while Archie was just tied up in the air and was dangling up in the air.
"Ugh,what happened..." Archie moaned he opened his eyes and looked at him dangling in the air.
"I'M TIED UP! WHAT THE FUCK!" Archie screamed,obviously terrified.
Archie looked to the front of him and saw Finn Mcmissile and Holley Shiftwell tied up in a cog.
"Mcmissile,Shiftwell! How did I get here?" Archie questioned.
"You got drugged from behind with a arrow,you were then kidnapped and tooken here,your friends tried to stop you from being kidnapped but,they were drugged also..." Finn Mcmissile explained.
"Do you know where my friends are?" Archie questioned.
"Well only Lando Norris and George Russell are tied up here,as far as I know,your friends are fine!" Holley Shiftwell assured.
"WAIT! LANDOOO! GEORGEEE! WHERE ARE YOU!" Archie called out.
"I'm right here Archie..." George Russell began,as he was also tied up like Archie,but a bit further away from him.
"George,do you know where Lando is?" Archie worriedly questioned.
"He still hasn't woken up,he'll probably wake up soon." George Russell explained.
"So,um,how do we get out of here?" Archie questioned.
"We can't,we're tied up...but unless something completely unrealistic happens then we'll be set free." George Russell explained.
"Well what do we do to pass the time!" Archie sighed.
"Well I'll just be daydreaming about what happens if I get a Mercedes seat-" George Russell began.
The cog that Finn Mcmissile and Holley Shiftwell were tied in,moved a bit to the left.
"Wait...Me and Holley are tied up to the cog in the Big Ben that moves a bit when a minute passes,so only a few more minutes to our death,like last time!" Finn Mcmissile concluded.
"Yes,that's the plan..." A figure began from behind them.
"AXLEROD!" Archie growled in anger.
"Well Since Sonic,Shadow and Darkion stopped my plans to nuke England and then blow up Waterloo Station. I decided that I'll just kill all of you,with some rising lava in the Big Ben,that rises every minute so..." Miles Axlerod began.
Lando Norris then woke up,as he was tied upside down and faced some lava from the Deep bottom of the Big Ben,also as he dangled in the air.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..." Lando Norris screamed in terror.
"WHAT'S HAPPENING?" Lando Norris screamed in terror,again.
"Oh I just tied You,George Russell,Finn Mcmissile,Holley Shiftwell and Archie in the Big Ben,with Lava at the bottom of the Big Ben that'll rise every minute...now I'll just read some humanzied Finn McmissileXHolley Shiftwell up until you die!" Miles Axlerod cackled.
"NO! NOT HUMANIZED HOLLEY SHIFTWELL AND ME SHIPS! IT'S HORRIBLE! I FEEL SICK ALREADY!" Finn Mcmissile screamed.
"Oh and the Fanfiction is made my me and my account name "I'llnukebritianwithagermancar" Miles Axlerod cackled.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Finn Mcmissile screamed.
"Oh and I've also told Sonic,Shadow and Darkion that your in the tower,but they'll be too late..." Miles Axlerod began.
Somewhere in London.
Sonic,Shadow and Darkion got the message from Miles Axlerod and rushed to the Big Ben.
"WE HAVE TO SAVE GEORGE RUSSELL!" Shadow yelled.
"AND LANDO NORRIS!" Darkion yelled.
"AND FINN MCMISSILE,HOLLEY SHIFTWELL AND ARCHIE!" Sonic yelled.
"But there's going to be rising lava and shit!" Shadow told Sonic.
"I know!" that's why I have special person to crash into the Big Ben for me!" Sonic beamed.
"Let me guess,Kimi and his Kimi Mobile." Darkion sighed.
"Well obviously,in fact,here's the Kimi Mobile!" Sonic beamed as the trio faced the Kimi Mobile.
"Bwoah,we need to get to the Big Ben-" Kimi Raikkonen began as Sonic,Shadow and Darkion hopped in the Kimi mobile for a second time,and there was the same journey as last time.
Big Ben
5:41am
"Chapter 1,of Finn Mcmissile fucks Holly Shiftwell Humanzied..." Miles Axlerod smirked as Finn Mcmissile was screaming in terror for Axlerod to stop reading the Fanfiction.
Lava was rising up inside the Big Ben,as Lando whimpered,as he was the closest to the Lava.
Instead of worrying about the Fanfiction,Holley Shiftwell was more focused of trying to get out of the cogs,as she was only a few minutes closer to getting crushed.
George Russell was blocking out the havoc everywhere and was just imagining what it would be like if he got the Mercedes seat.
George Russells dream:
Abu Dhabi 2022.
George Russell has been leading the championship the whole season ever since he replaced Valtteri Bottas,and was was far ahead of Lewis Hamilton in the Championship standings,even though he's just joined the Mercedes team in March,he was dominating the 2022 championship and would dominate it more then ever,now that Lewis Hamilton is now doing Formula E in 2023 Along with Valtteri Bottas.
"GEORGE RUSSELL! CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!" David Coulthard commented as he couldn't believe his eyes.
"George Russell,you've won the Championship,now all you have to do it wake up!" George's engineer told him.
"I don't want to wake up! The dream isn't over yet!" George Russell protested.
5:42am
Big Ben
"Wake up George!" Archie told him.
"Why did you wake me up,I dreamed that I was F1 Champion!" George Russell sighed.
"Because you could get your legs burnt off or something!" Archie sighed as he pointed to the rising lava which was now inches away from the face of Lando Norris.
5:43am
Near the Big Ben.
"Now Kimi,crash into the Big Ben!" Sonic instructed as Kimi then crashed in the Big Ben.
Miles Axlerod stopped reading his Fanfiction,as he looked at the Kimi Mobile,crashing into the Big Ben. Finn Mcmissile stopped screamed in terror,and Archie just looked at Sonic.
"Um...what?" Archie sighed.
"SEE! I TOLD YOU SOMETHING UNREALISTIC WOULD HAPPEN!" George Russell exclaimed.
"Quick let's get you guys out!" Sonic beamed as he got some scissors and cut the rope of everyone.
"Now,let's cut Lando out with extreme caution,we don't want him with his face scorched off,or him Drowning in lava-" Sonic began as he comforted a whimpering Lando.
Once Finn Mcmissile and was set free he confronted Miles Axlerod along with Holley Shiftwell,George Russell,Lando Norris,Archie,Sonic,Shadow and Darkion.
"So Axlerod,why do you want to destroy England?" Finn Mcmissile questioned.
"You fools,you Naive fools...I just want to kill everyone important here so I could conquer England,with no one to stop me...and now...I guess me and Professor Z have to kill all of you ourselves!" Miles Axlerod explained.
"Now let's engage a epic battle,so we can kill Miles Axlerod and that strange German Professor ourselfs!" Darkion exclaimed.
"Oh and Professor Z,has disabled all of your powers,and all of your friends powers,so Sonic can't go fast,Tails can't fly,Shadow can't use his Chaos Emerald powers..." Miles Axlerod began.
"FUCK!" Shadow yelled.
"Now if you excuse me,I'll be waiting for that battle...lets see if you can defeat me,with none of your powers..." Miles Axlerod cackled as he then drove off.
"First,we should disable the lava rising thing-" Sonic began.
"Done it! There was a button to press to make the lava disappear!" Lando Norris exclaimed.
"Nice..." Sonic began.
"Shadow you gather the others!" Sonic instructed.
"Including Lewis Hamilton!" Shadow groaned.
"Yeah...sadly-" Sonic sighed.
"Wait,we could use our extreme gears to destroy Miles Axlerod or something-" Darkion began as Shadow left to gather the others.
"We could use them as we can't go fast anymore since Professor Z has sealed our powers,so Darkion,you'll be paired up with Lando Norris,so-" Sonic began.
"How do I ride a extreme gear?" Lando Norris questioned.
"Well Darkion will be riding it,you'll just be on the back of the extreme gear,just make sure you know how to balance." Sonic told him.
"And who will I be paired up with?" George Russell questioned.
"Well you'll be paired up with me,Lewis Hamilton will be paired up with Archie-" Sonic began.
"And me and Holley will fly out of the Big Ben." Finn Mcmissile concluded.
"So it's settled!" Sonic beamed,as Lando Norris got on Darkions extreme gear and and George Russell got on Sonics extreme gear.
"Bwoah,what about me?" Kimi Raikkonen questioned.
"Well you can do as you please Kimi-" Sonic began as Kimi sped off in his Kimi Mobile.
"And do you have anyone to help us with the epic battle against Miles Axlerod and Professor Z!" Darkion sighed.
"I've got three people coming right now!" Sonic beamed.
5:45am
Finn Mcmissile and Holley Shiftwell flew out of the Big Ben,smashing the windows of the clock.
Darkion raced out of the Big Ben with Lando Norris thinking he was going to die,as he was being hurled down the ground at extreme speeds.
Sonic done the same thing as Darkion,while George Russell was being Hurled into the ground also.
Archie also done the same thing as Sonic and Darkion,but since he didn't have a extra person on with him,he didn't have to worry about the safety of the person behind him.
"The plan?" Archie questioned.
"Me and Holley will track down the Professor and you all will find Axlerod." Finn Mcmissile explained.
"Sounds like a plan!" Sonic beamed,as Finn Mcmissile and Holley Shiftwell flew off to track down Professor Z.
Sonic looked around.
"Hey look! It's the three people I was telling you about!" Sonic beamed.
Infront of them was a BMW M3,with Jeremy Clarkson driving it at breakneck speeds,with Richard Hammond Fearing for his life and James May reading the manual of the car,as he didn't really notice what was going on around him.
"JEREMY! YOUR GOING TO BLOODY KILL US!" Richard Hammond screamed as he feared for his life,he should've been the one to drive the car.
"POWERRRRRRR!" Jeremy Clarkson yelled as he was pushing the BMW M3 to the limit,obviously endangering the lives of Hammond and May.
"Oh shit..." Darkion sighed.
Jeremy Clarkson was then about to crash into the Big Ben,but he then stopped at the nick of time.
Jeremy Clarkson then stepped out of the car,along with Richard Hammond and James May.
"Greetings,I am Lord Clarkson, *Points to Richard Hammond* He is the Hamster and *Points to James May* and he is Captain Slow!" Jeremy Clarkson concluded as he introduced the trio to the others.
"Yes we know who you are,we've watched the old Top Gear and the Grand Tour..." Darkion sighed.
"Oh and Jeremy,have you began production of Season 2 of Clarkson's farm?" Sonic questioned.
"Well..." Jeremy Clarkson began.
Shadow managed to gather the others and lead them to the outside of the Big Ben.
"So Shadow,are you trying to say that Professor Z have sealed our powers!" Knuckles scoffed.
"Yeah-" Shadow began.
"HOLY SHIT IT'S JEREMY CLARKSON!" Espio shrieked.
"Yes it is I,Lord Clarkson!" Jeremy Clarkson boasted.
"Sonic,what are the Grand Tour Trio doing here?" Blaze questioned to Sonic.
"Well they've came here to help us!" Sonic beamed.
"Well Sonic,what's the plan!" Tails beamed.
"We just have a epic battle and shit!" Sonic beamed.
"Now let's defeat Miles Axlerod once and for all,along with a psycho German Professor!" Amy beamed.
"Chaps,what cars should Me,Jeremy and Richard use? I don't want my life to be endangered by Jeremy for the second time this week?" James May questioned.
"Well You can use a Audi A4,Richard can use a BMW M3 and Jeremy can use a Bugatti Veyron!" Sonic told them.
"How do we get the cars?" Gori questioned as he looked at Sonic.
"Easy,Espio! Magic the Cars out of thin air!" Sonic commanded.
"Fine,just give me some minutes!" Espio sighed.
Now I bring this chapter to a close.
Now did you like the Crossover with Formula 1,Cars 2 and the Grand Tour Trio? (Let me know in the comments.)
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Oh and the next chapter will sort of be a 50k words special.