Mega Man Retold Chapter 19: Mega Man TWW (Part Express), a mega man fanfic

Light: "I swear I saw a robot bird in my garden trees..."

Rock: "There's no time for that doctor, Wily reprogramed your robots and not even the police or military can stop them!"

Light: "Oh no! What will I do now?"

Rock: "What about turning me into a combat robot?"

Light: "No."

Rock: "Please?"

Light: "Ok."

-One building montage later-

Mega Man: "Wow, that was fast!"

Light: "It took me a week."

Mega Man: "Off I go!"

Wily: "Mega Man!"

Mega Man: "...how do you-"

Wily: "Let me present to you your remodeled and reprogrammed brothers!"

Guts Man: "I have the guts!"

Cut Man: "I'll make sure you don't make the cut."

Elec Man: "Energize!"

Ice Man: "Hey, does anyone think that the author hates me? Because I think the autho- [AN: No, shut up]"

Fire Man: "Through fire, justice is served!"

Bomb Man: "Don't cry now!"

Oil Man: "Yo, Time Man. Should we be here? Because I feel like we shouldn't be here."

Time Man: "Don't waste my time."

Wily: "You will never defeat them!"

Mega Man: "I have defeated them."

Wily: "Damn, time for plan B. Meet my own creations!"

Yellow Devil: "Bumo!"

Copy Robot: "I am the real Mega Man!"

CWU-01P: "WHY AM I HERE. I AM A WATER PURIFIER."

Wily: "You will never defeat them!"

Mega Man: "I have defeated them."

Wily: "Damn, time for plan C. Think you can defeat my machine?"

Mega Man: "PK Thunder!"

Wily: "Well, you defeated me."

Then Wily escaped... I don't know, somehow.

Mega Man: "Oh, come on!"

Light: "This experience has thaught the importance of robots being able to make moral judgements on their own instead of relying on the laws of robotics. Also that I should make my robots harder to hack."

Roll: "I exist."

Then Light installed a function into his robots to detect tampering, and they were never hacked aga- Pffffff! As if.

-Like a year later-

Wily: "I came back and my army is better than ever!"

Air Man: "Everyone remembers me for a meme that isn't even accurate."

Bubble Man: "Glub glub glub glub."

Crash Man: "Ah ah! Don't run off! Go home before you get hurt!"

Flash Man: "...what?"

Quick Man: "Hey, does anyone think that the author loves me? Because I think the autho- [AN: No, shut up]"

Wood Man: " *sigh*... nice."

Heat Man: "Zzzzzzzz."

Metal Man: "I swear, if my third appearence is also related to dogs... wait, damn it!"

Wily: "You will never defeat them!"

Mega Man: "I have defeated them."

Wily: "Damn, time for plan B. Meet my other creations!"

Mecha Dragon: "Rawr!"

Picopico-kun: "How good of a guard system I am if I am weak to water?"

Guts Tank: "Hmm... there are two robots based on Guts Man in this game... I hope this doesn't become a thrend."

Boobeam Trap: [AN: This thing doesn't deserve a dialogue]

Wily: "You will never defeat them!"

Mega Man: "I have defeated them."

Wily: "Damn, time for plan C. Think you can defeat my machine?"

Mega Man: "Yes!"

Alien: "Ok, but can you-"

Mega Man: "Water Release!"

Wily: "Well, you defeated me."

Then Wily escaped-

Mega Man: "Yeah, yeah, shut up."

-Like a year later-

Wily: "I have reformed."

Light: "Makes sense. Wanna make an oversized Guts Man of mass pacification?"

Wily: "*gasp*!"

Rush: "I am build in this game!"

-Several building montages later-

Light: "Oh no! The robots we build to mine the Energy Elements for Gamma-"

Wily: "And Shadow Man."

Light: "...and Shadow Man are hoarding them!"

Magnet Man: "I hate to be related to such a repetitive one time running gag."

Top Man: "Uhhhh... yeah, I got nothing."

Hard Man: "Zzzzzzzz."

Shadow Man: "Behold! Ninja power!"

Needle Man: "...why does my stage look like a pirate ship?"

Spark Man: "Does anyone need a recharge?"

Gemini Man: "Prepare for trouble..."

Gemini Man: "...and make it double!"

Snake Man: "There's nowhere for you to run!"

Proto Man: "Also I appear sometimes."

Light: "Think you can defeat them, Mega Man?"

Mega Man: "I defeated them."

Wily: "Cra- Uhh... I mean... I seem to have misplaced my pacemaker, mind if I go look for it?"

Light: "Go ahead."

Wily: "(Doc Robots, time for plan B)

Doc Robot: "Roger!"

Wily: "Mega Man, 8 more rogue robots have appeared! Think you can defeat them?"

Mega Man: "I have defeated them."

Break Man: "But can you-"

Mega Man: "Yes."

Break Man: "Ok."

Light: "Wily stole Gamma while you were gone!"

Mega Man: "Literally how?"

Light: "He's now flying to his fortress, you might still be able to catch up with him."

Wily: "Mega Man! Are you ready for what awaits you in this fortress?"

Kamegoro Maker: "WHY AM I HERE. I WAS MADE TO VERIFY THE QUALITY OF WATER."

Yellow Devil MK-II: "Bumo!"

Holograph Mega Mans [sic]: "...seriously? That's our name?"

Wily: "You will never-"

Mega Man: "..."

Wily: "Ok, maybe you can beat them, but do you think you can-"

Mega Man: "..."

Wily: "Ok, you might have been able to defeat my machine, but Gamma is on a whole other le-"

Mega Man: "Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!"

Wily: "...really? That's the full extent of Gamma?"

But then the collateral damage of the fight between Mega Man and Gamma brought the whole place down, there were no survivors...

...well, except for Mega Mega that was rescued by Prot- ummm, a very mysterious robot.

Also Wily escaped off-screen.

Nevermind, forget about the no survivors part.

Light: "I found you lying outside. Wonder who brought you here..."

Then a whistle was heard.

Light: "This whistle is... it was Proto Man!"

Mega Man: "...that doesn't tell me anything."

Light: "I know!"