I apologise so much for not updating a new chapter of Sonic World Riders for months! Sorry for that,I've been way too obsessed with Formula 1,and I've been making lots of F1 Fanfiction.(On my AO3,Burningblaze05,since there isn't a Formula 1 fandom on here.)
Chapter 24
The Battle in London.
Jeremy Clarkson:Tonight on this Chapter of Sonic World Riders...
I crash into buildings.
Richard thinks everything is unrealistic.
And James drops his Tesco Meal Deal Card.
"Wait,before we start this battle,should we,well,y'know,stock up on supplies,like guns and grenades and shit?" Knuckles questioned.
"Good idea! Shadow,hand over all of your weapons!" Sonic told Shadow,as Shadow handed over his guns,knifes and grenades to Sonic.
"Now let's have a battle!" Sonic exclaimed.
Everyone all got on there extreme gears,Sonic and George Russell shared there extreme gear,along with Lando Norris and Darkion,and Archie and Lewis Hamilton. Jeremy Clarkson,Richard Hammond and James May got into there cars,and everyone was now ready to battle Miles Axlerod.
10 minutes later.
Everyone then reached Miles Axlerod.
"Axlerod! We're ready for a battle now!" Sonic announced.
"Good,I was starting to get bored-" Miles Axlerod began.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR POWERS! YOU BASTARD!" Darkion exclaimed.
"Well,I've sealed them inside of me,so-" Miles Axlerod began as he drove off,faster then Sonic.
"OH CRAP!" Espio sighed.
"HOW DO WE CATCH UP WITH HIM NOW!" Amy moaned.
"With the Power of V8s!" Jeremy Clarkson told them.
"WHAT!? How do we even get them!" Richard Hammond sighed in disbelief.
"We magic them out of the Sky!" Jeremy Clarkson told him.
V8s then began to magically appear out of the sky.
"Let's equip them on the back of our extreme gears!" Zella beamed as everyone equiped V8s on the back of there engines as they all began to speed off.
"Jeremy,that was completely unrealistic,how did that even happen? V8s out of the Bloody sky!" Richard Hammond sighed.
The Grand Tour Trio then sped off to catch up with the others.
London streets.
Darkion and Lando Norris were riding the Extreme gear.
"THIS IS SO FAST!" Lando Norris exclaimed as he was going faster then the speed of light.
"C'mon,you a F1 driver,your supposed to be used to going fast!" Darkion sighed.
"BUT NOT AS FAST AS THIS!" Lando Norris exclaimed.
Darkion then began to go on the wrong side of the road.
"AHHH! YOUR ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD! I'M GONNA DIE!" Lando Norris screamed in terror.
"What do you want me to do! We have to catch up with Axlerod!" Darkion moaned.
Sonic,Shadow,Jet and Espio were catching up with Axlerod.
"WE'RE SO CLOSE!" Sonic yelled.
"Not for long you aren't!" Miles Axlerod cackled as two Firearms came out of his headlights,as they began to shoot no stop.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Jet yelled as he was dodging the bullets.
"How are you doing Georgie?" Sonic questioned at George Russell from behind him.
"I'm doing fine." George Russell Answered.
"Good,because..." Sonic began as his extreme gear sped faster then light.
"YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS AXLEROD!" Sonic yelled.
"I know,but my powers that I borrowed from you can help!" Miles Axlerod cackled.
A cloud of smoke then appeared on the ground as Shade appeared.
"HOW DID YOU GET HERE!" Miles Axlerod sighed.
"Invisible Grenade..." Shade began.
"Oh yeah,the guns,and the grenades!" Shadow beamed as he held out his gun and began shooting it and Axlerod,as Axlerods firearms began shooting at Shadow,but he managed it dodge each and every bullet.
Miles Axlerod then began to do a Chaos Blast and then flew up in the air.
Everyone then was knocked off there extreme gears.
"What the fuck!" Espio sighed.
"Guys,Finn Mcmissile has sent me a message,saying that they've founded the master computer containing the Chaos Emerald powers!" Darkion told them.
"Where's the master computer?" Sonic questioned.
"Underneath the London Bridge in a secret chamber!" Darkion told him.
"TO THE LONDON BRIDGE!" Sonic yelled as everyone sped off to the London Bridge.
The Grand Tour Trio were on there own,as they decided to slack off a bit outside of a cafe.
"So Jeremy,this whole thing we're doing is completely unrealistic!" Richard Hammond told him.
"But thats what makes it fun,and entertaining!" Jeremy told him.
James May then came to the table that Jeremy and Richard were sitting at.
"Chaps,I've got my Tesco Meal Deal card!" James announced.
"Don't drop it James!" Jeremy sniggered.
James then accidentally dropped it.
A pigeon then picked the Tesco Meal Deal card and then flew away with it.
"Oh Bother." James muttered.
London Bridge-Secret Chamber.
Finn Mcmissile and Holly Shiftwell were in front of a computer that had the Chaos Emerald powers,with Professor Z tied up with some special wires in the corner.
But there was one problem,the computer was locked with a password,that someone has set.
"What's the password Zündapp?" Finn Mcmissile bluntly confronted.
"Well...I didn't set the password,it must be someone else-" Professor Z began,as he was electric shocked by Holley Shiftwell.
"Tell us the password!" Mcmissile bluntly told him again.
"It's...unlock." Professor Z grinned.
"Ok...unlock!" Holley told the computer.
Computer:ACCESS DENIED!
"This is just like last time." Finn muttered.
"Tell us the password!" Holley asked as she confronted Professor Z.
"Well I didn't activate the password,it must be someone else." Professor Z grinned,as he got electric shocked again.
In just that moment,The Sonic Gang kicked down the door.
"What the-" Finn Mcmissile began,alarmed.
"So you can't unlock the computer." Sonic told Finn and Holley.
"We can't,and Professor Z has told us the correct password,but he wasn't the one to activate it!" Finn Mcmissile explained.
"Is it just like Cars 2!" Darkion beamed.
"Of course it is! *mutters* Dumbass..." Jet told Darkion.
"So you guys need to crack a password,I'll help!" Lewis Hamilton beamed as he walked to the computer as Jet groaned.
"Lewishamiltonisthebestf1driverintheworld!" Lewis Hamilton told the computer,as everyone groaned.
Computer:ACCESS DENIED!
"I'mbetterthenmichaelschumacher!" Lewis Hamilton told the computer again as everyone groaned.
Computer:ACCESS DENIED! THREE TRIES LEFT!
Jet then dragged Lewis Hamilton away from the computer,as Jet tied up Lewis Hamilton.
Jet then walked up to the computer.
"Maxverstappen2021worldchampion!" Jet beamed as everyone groaned.
Computer:ACCESS DENIED! TWO TRIES LEFT!
"You idiot! If you would've listened,we would've known the password know,and we'll be chasing whoever activated the password!" Wave sighed.
"Well we don't know the password,so Holley...whats the password?" Sonic questioned.
"Well it's Unlock." Holley told him.
"So the password is unlock,and someone evil must've activated the password-" Sonic began.
"Let's chase down Axlerod! And drag him down here!" Knuckles explained.
"But I'm lazy,so I'm just going to call Jeremy Clarkson to chase Axlerod down!" Sonic muttered.
"I'm going to come too,so I can tie Axlerod up and drag him down here!" Shade explained.
London Streets.
Jeremy Clarkson was chasing Miles Axlerod in his Bugatti Veyron,As Shade was also chasing down Miles Axlerod with her extreme gear.
Wait wait wait wait...WHAT!
London Hotel
Jet was cut off by Wave.
"HAVE YOU REALLY TAKEN THREE FUCKING WEEKS TO TELL THE STORY! GET TO THE POINT!" Wave yelled.
"What Story?" Flordelis questioned.
"Well everyone was all having a bit of a adventure and Britain from a nuke and shit,and going in the Kimi Mobile." Tails explained.
"It's unrealistic,I know..." Shadow muttered.
"The story started when we were in the hotel,now get to the damn point Jet." Wave muttered.
"We all saved Britain,Professor Z and Miles Axlerod were put in Prison for life and shit,but there probably going to escape...All the characters from Cars went back too there own world,and Omochao called off Sonic World Riders for three months,because of something...and as all the Formula 1 drivers from this season are going to,well...have a race in London as in Belgium they had to wait for three fucking hours and got two laps under a safety car so..." Jet began.
"WHO WANTS TO PELT LEWIS HAMILTON WITH ROCKS!" Jet yelled.
"I do! But first,sorry Wave for breaking all those Tellys,because Daniel Ricciardo won in Monza I was so happy I broke the TV,Mick Schumacher got into Q2 with that Shitbox of a Haas in the Turkish Grand Prix,Lando Norris slided off the course in Sochi Grand Prix and was going to get his first win,and the Belgium grand prix was just three hours of nothing." Jet explained.
"And don't forget,shrieking from happiness like a maniac when the Schumacher documentary came out,and then you were crying how there was not enough Sebastian Vettel..." Sonic sighed.
"Boss,didn't you forget about shrieking like a fanboy,every time you see Mick Schumacher?" Storm questioned.
Darkion then kicked down the door.
"MOTHERFUCKERS! THE LONDON GRAND PRIX'S ABOUT TO START,AND EVERYONE ALL HAS EQUAL CARS!" Darkion yelled.
"Don't you mean,Haas equal cars?" Espio questioned and Knuckles held in his laughter.
"Yeah,but...there are no FIA,so I destroyed Lewis Hamilton's engine,and then he qualified to the back of the grid since they had to give Lewis a new engine." Darkion explained,as everyone went to watch the London Grand Prix.
Jet and Shadow then watched Sebastian Vettel in the cockpit of the Aston Martin,as the race was about to start.
"Oh yeah,I got Nico Rosberg to commentate this race along with Jenson Button,so you don't need to worry about the British media worshipping Lewis Hamilton." Jet explained.
"Holy shit Nico Rosberg! He's the guy who quited F1 when he got his first world championship!" Shadow beamed.
"Yeah,Mercedes are also responsible for ruining the friendship between Nico and Lewis,So I expect Nico to talk shit about Lewis for most of the race." Jet muttered.
"I guess I need to add Nico Rosberg on my important German People book." Shadow mumbled.
"Have you added every single person with a relation to Michael Schumacher,on the list!" Jet beamed.
"Obviously,in fact,Michael's on the front cover!" Shadow beamed.
"Why can't I see the book?" Jet questioned.
"Because it's not finished!" Shadow sighed.
Jenson Button.(2009 F1 world champion.) and Nico Rosberg.(2016 F1 world champion.) were commentating.
"So everyone,it's a very sunny day in London,as the London Grand Prix will be taking place in only a few minutes! If you get a point in this race,then It won't count as a point in the Constructors Standings nor the Drivers standings,in fact the event doesn't count as a Formula 1 race!" Jenson explained,as he was in the commentating box along with Nico.
"And Lewis Hamilton,also has a engine penalty,so he will be starting at the back of the grid,next to Nikita Mazepin." Nico explained.
"How was qualifying decided again Nico,I forgot?" Jenson questioned.
"It was a private qualifying session,no one saw it." Nico replied.
"Oh...right...and now only in two minutes,the grand prix will get underway,now let's look at the starting grid!" Jenson explained.
Note:As of 2021 Friday 15th October,the Teams and Drivers are all correct.
Starting Grid:
1st:Max Verstappen.(Dutch.)=Red Bull Racing Honda.(Time:1:09.426.
2nd:Valtteri Bottas.(Finnish.)=Mercedes-AMG-Petronas F1 Team.(Time:1:09.755.
3rd:Charles Leclerc.(Monégasque.)=Scuderia Ferrari Mission Winnow.(Time:1:09.865.
4th:Sergio Perez.(Mexican.)=Red Bull Racing Honda.(Time:1:10.023.)
5th:Lando Norris.(British.)=Mclaren F1 Team.(Time:1:10.145.)
6th:Fernando Alonso.(Spanish.)=Alpine F1 Team.(Time:1:10.254.)
7th:Carlos Sainz.(Spanish.)=Scuderia Ferrari Mission Winnow.(Time:1:10.348.)
8th:Pierre Gasly.(French.)=Scuderia AlphaTauri Honda.(Time:1:10.579.)
9th:Sebastian Vettel.(German.)=Aston Martin Cognizant F1 Team.(Time:1:10.798.)
10th:Esteban Ocon.(French.)=Alpine F1 Team.(Time:1:10.865.)
11th:Lance Stroll.(Canadian.)=Aston Martin Cognizant F1 Team.(Time:1:11.124.)
12th:Daniel Ricciardo.(Australian.)=Mclaren F1 Team.(Time:1:11.345.)
13th:Yuki Tsunoda.(Japanese.)=Scuderia AlphaTauri Honda.(Time:1:11.579.)
14th:George Russell.(British.)=Williams Racing.(Time:1:11.678.)
15th:Antonio Giovinazzi.(Italian.)=Alfa Romeo Racing Orlen.(Time 1:11.871.)
16th:Nicholas Latifi.(Canadian.)=Williams Racing.(Time:1:11.914.)
17th:Kimi Raikkonen.(Finnish.)=Alfa Romeo Racing Orlen.(Time:1:12.081.)
18th:Mick Schumacher.(German.)=Uralkali Haas F1 Team.(Time:1:12.765.)
19th:Nikita Mazepin.(Russian.)=Uralkali Haas F1 Team.(Time:1:14.421.)
20th:Lewis Hamilton.(British.)=Mercedes-AMG-Petronas F1 Team.(Time:1:09.189.) (Set back due to a Engine Penalty.)
It was now one minute until the race started,as Jet and Shadow were just looking at there favourite driver,Sebastian Vettel. Darkion,Teala and Kanata were placing some bets on who would win,and Sonic and Knuckles were talking shit about Lewis Hamilton.
"I bet that Max will win." Darkion explained.
"I think Charles could win." Teala told Darkion.
"Those are some good ideas but Checo's going to win." Kanata replied.
"...The winner of the bet,get's a Michael Schumacher cardboard cutout from Toad's eBay shop." Darkion explained.
"Seems like a good offer..." Kanata muttered.
"I know that Shadow will probably steal the Michael Schumacher cardboard cutout,considering how he's such a simp for Michael..." Darkion muttered.
Archie walked up to them.
"Hey guys,what are you doing?" Archie questioned.
"None of your business,uncultured F1 fan!" Darkion sneered.
"...Well I know a bit of a F1,since I've been with everyone here for three fucking months,and Jet waking me up all the time from screaming and stuff,so I've seen a bit." Archie explained.
"Hmm...if you know a bit of F1,then I need to give you a quiz." Darkion told him.
"Ok,ask away." Archie replied.
"Question 1,who do I mean by "Daddy's Cash?" Darkion questioned.
"Flordelis?" Archie questioned,as Darkion punched him in the face.
"What the fuck!" Archie exclaimed.
"WRONG! I DON'T MEAN FLORDELIS! YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAY LANCE STROLL! YOUR NOT A FAN!" Darkion yelled.
"We all would've expected answers,such as Nikita Mazepin and Nicholas Latifi..." Kanata muttered.
"Ok,Question 2,who do you think would be the world champion of 2021,Max Verstappen or Lewis Hamilton?" Darkion questioned.
"Lewis Hamil-" Archie began,to be tackled by Darkion.
"Darkion! Don't beat people up!" Rouge called out to Darkion.
"But Archie said that Lewis Hamilton would win the world championship of 2021!" Darkion moaned.
"Ooh,a Hamilton fanboy in the wild,let's beat him up Storm!" Jet beamed.
"*Mutters* I am in a place full of Verstappen obsessed Fanboys..." Archie muttered.