Sorry for being lazy
Chapter 26
Just before the race.(And also the family tree of the Sonic Gang.)
Sonic was taking one last walk around London,before he had to race around these streets in his extreme gear. Tails,Knuckles,Amy and Archie were also walking with Sonic...
Well Archie and Tails were just looking at all of the sweet shops,with hard sweets in jars on the front glass. As Amy was also looking at every single sweet Britain had to offer,as she also picked up some Cadbury's chocolate.(Fact:You can't go into a shop in Britain without seeing some kind of Cadbury chocolate.)
"Guys let's not get distracte-" Sonic began as he stopped dead in his tracks.
"Says the one who getting distracted now!" Knuckles muttered as he took off a small chocolate square out of Amy's Dairy Milk Chocolate Bar.
"What the hell Knuckles!" Amy scoffed.
"C'mon it's that good!" Knuckles protested as he scoffed the chocolate square.
Sonic was still distracted,the reason why? He saw a distant relative.(And yes,Sonic does have a British Cousin.)
"Ollie! Oi Mate!" Sonic called out as he tried to imitate the British accent of his cousin,who looked similar to him,but had some light orange fur,instead of Sonic's colbat blue.
"So you have international relatives...interesting..." Amy muttered.
Ollie still didn't notice his cousin.
Sonic decided to bug him a bit.
"Oi! Oliver Owen Cayton!" Sonic called out,as Amy could feel the second hand embarrassment.
Yes,his middle name is taken from Owen Shaw from Fast and Furious.(I wanted to do Deckard,but I didn't want to make it a bit obvious for Fast and Furious fans.)
"...It's been like...um,five years since we last met..." Ollie muttered as he came a bit closer to his older cousin.
"Yep,and these are my friends,Tails,Knuckles,Amy and Archie,I've got some more friends." Sonic boasted.
"...What are you doing here,Enito?" Ollie questioned as he wanted to call Sonic by his last name.
Yes,Sonic's full name is Sonic Ayrton Emerson Lorenzo Jean Enito.(I know...I said I wouldn't do any more F1 references but I couldn't help it.)
And yes he's Quarter Brazilian,Quarter French,Quarter Venezuelan and Half Arhopian.(I know it doesn't make sort of sense.)
A tad bit of a mouthful to take in,innit?
"Gay ass last name,Innit Amy." Knuckles giggled.
"Who do you think you are,a roadmen,gonna mug me in the London alleyways and steal the Tesco shopping trolley with the lads?" Archie questioned as he imitated a British accent.(Well a English accent,but you guys know what I mean,probably not.)
"...Shut up Knuckles...you don't even want to know my family tree." Amy muttered.
"C'mon tell me,most of my Family tree's exctint,horray." Knuckles told her.
"...Well...my Mother's from Arhoplies,and her father is German,and so are his siblings and parents...don't tell Jet the names of them,as he'll scream like the F1 obsessed maniac he is." Amy sighed.
"So your technically German,tell me your full name!" Knuckles exclaimed.
"Fine...my full name is Amy Rosy "Rose." Meike Rinigoto-Nida...and yes my Mother and Step Father are divorced,Rose isn't my middle name it's my second name,Meike is my middle name." Amy told him.
"I knew that...*Ahem* Gina Maria Schumacher...*Ahem* Heinz Harald Frentzen." Tails smirked.
"Stop it with the F1 references!" Archie sighed.
"Cunt." Knuckles muttered under his breath as Ollie and Sonic continued to tease each other in the background.
"Do not tell Jet about Amy's family tree." Tails told Archie.
"He's too wrapped up in watching the Qatar GP,Jet was screaming about how it could be Fernando's first podium in Hungary 2014...Jet's a bit of a lunatic." Archie muttered.
"I know." Tails agreed.
"Jet would shriek like a child if he knows the names of my great uncles..." Amy muttered.
"Tell me,I'll keep them secret from the F1 obsessed lunatic known as Jet." Archie replied.
"Okay then...so they are Nico and Harald...my Great Grandfather is called Andreas,my Grandfather is called Norbert and my German part of the family were born in Hockenheim..." Amy told them.
"Jet will be shrieking,and rolling on the floor like a lunatic now." Archie mumbled.
"Amy,if you had German ancestors,why didn't you visit them in the German round?" Tails questioned.
"Jet is the main reason...you guys are the only one to know about my German ancestory...and Cream,Rouge and Blaze." Amy admitted.
"Let me guess,you can't tell the rest as there F1 obsessed lunatics,right?" Archie questioned as Amy nodded.
"And believe it or not,Sonic has Latino and French roots." Amy told them.
"Interesting...I have Oceanic roots as well...and um...because Nauru was colonised when my ancestors were born there,they were German and Australian and lots of other random stuff...and,my family tree is extremely complicated,and I have Italian roots as well." Tails explained.
"Jet probably thinks Nauru doesn't exist." Knuckles muttered.
"He would probably know about Nauru's existence if there was a F1 race in it...but that can't happen as Nauru is a fricking island!" Archie sighed as everyone agreed.
Ollie and Sonic were talking to each other.
"I heard that there was a race in non championship race here in London,did you watch it live?" Ollie questioned.
"I actually kind of made the event,because I'm on good terms with most of the F1 drivers so yeah." Sonic boasted.
"That's unrealistic...now aren't you in that extreme gear race?" Ollie questioned.
"Yep,4th in the standings!" Sonic boasted again.
"I heard a rumour about a new team joining,is this true?" Ollie questioned,once again.
"What new team?" Sonic told him,the the blue fast boi was confused.
"I don't know its a rumour...eh,probably false." Ollie muttered.
"Oh yeah,I have a secret for you to win,just attach some NOS!" Ollie explained.
"Um,Omochao said you can't do that." Sonic sighed.
"Omochao's a robot cunt anyway." Ollie replied.
"Yep,now see ya. Gotta prepare for the race,talk to you later!" Sonic beamed as he left to get into the hotel to be greeted by Jet.
"FERNANDO ALONSO! P3! FIRST LIKE IN...LIKE SEVEN YEARS! SEE GUYS EVEN A 40 LIKE FERNANDO CAN GET A PODIUM!" Jet shrieked as he shook the TV.
"Please shut up Jet." Wave muttered,as she worked on her Type-W for the race.
"Your just jealous that you didn't grow up with the legends of F1 like...Michael Schumacher,Fernando Alonso,Sebastian Vettel...Nelson Piquet,Ayrton Senna,Niki Lauda,James Hunt...and the others." Shadow told Wave.
"At least I didn't grow up with stupid shit like you..." Wave muttered.
"Quiet losers! Fernando's on the telly!" Jet told Wave and Shadow.
Sonic then opened the door as he entered the hotel lobby along with Tails,Knuckles,Amy and Archie.
"Um Bitches,when is the race?" Darkion questioned.
"In a hour." Tails explained.
"Thanks nerd." Darkion replied.
"FERNANDO'S ON THE PODIUM! WHY WASN'T I TOLD!" Sonic yelled as Amy rolled her eyes.
"If Verstappen was world champion,then I couldn't imagine what would happen..." Archie muttered.
So um...yeah...the next is the race,and now I'll be celebrating Fernando getting his first podium in seven years! (By...um,watching the race a billion times over.)
