Lucky Napoleon Capra was born into a really awful Boston household consisting of two wealthy, callously psychopathic scientist parents and their possibly four pets. He was called Lucky, because he was their only known child, which was due to them being MIDDLE AGED when he was born, and was also their long time guinea pig till he got abandoned off to a less bad but still dysfunctional boarding school.

Napoleon was spoiled by the boarding school teachers and a prideful bully to minor students who lived there. His favourite food was the Boston Macaroni Chop Suey, though his dietary repertoire included slinky New York Pizzas and various others.