The fight starts but about 5 secs after the match started Minato/the Hokage interrupted and says, "Sorry to interrupt but we should switch to the concrete arena for this last fight no trees no nothing".So the audience, ref, Hokage, Itachi, Naruto, announcer all head there, and once they get there the fight starts. Naruto right away throws 6 harishin kunai all over but one of them falls on the ground so 5 harishin kunai he threw. And Itachi's thoughts are "my guess is he's gonna teleport around me until he gets close enough to hit me with a kunai". So that's what happens Naruto teleports to the left and then the right, and then right next to Itachi and swings his kunai and hits Itachi which then Naruto sees that it's a substitution jutsu so he turns around and sees the fireball jutsu and teleports back but it still hits him but before it hits him he throws his hands up to suppress the blow. it sends him flying but before Naruto takes the impact of the wall Itachi quickly dashes over at Naruto and kicks him to the other wall across the arena. "Ow," Naruto says as he gets up to make a stone fist and teleports just a little bit closer to Itachi and runs at him.
As he is running at him throws a kunai at Naruto, Naruto throws a kunai to block it and continues to run at Itachi, Itachi pulls out his sword and dashes at Naruto. And swings his sword, Naruto leans back and dodges it and hits the sword out of his hand. Itachi jumps back and shoots a fireball jutsu Naruto makes a mudwall and blocks it, which makes a small cloud of smoke a and Naruto decides to make a earth clone to jump threw the smoke and swing at Itachi, which the clone did but Itachi simply dunked under it and punched it in the chest. After that he ran for his sword on the ground. Once Itachi had got to his sword he bends over to pick it up. And sees a trap set over his sword, the trap was that once he tried to pick it up 2 paper bombs would explode. So Itachi stops himself from grabing it and jumps back and throws a kunai at it to disarm it. Itachi does and walks over there to pick it up and Naruto comes from behind and swings at Itachi's
head. Itachi throws his right hand up and blocks his hand. Itachi turns around trys to look at Naruto in the eyes and get him in a genjutsu but Naruto looks down, Itachi sees this as an opportunity to hit Naruto so he does and falls on the ground. Itachi turns around to pick up his sword and gets punched by one of Narutos earth clones and falls on the ground. While Itachi was on the ground Naruto had got up and tried to stomp on Itachi. Itachi rolled out of the way and threw a kunai at Naruto, Naruto teleported out of the way and realized that he's running out of Harishin kunai planted around the field. And while Naruto was standing looking around Itachi ran and picked up his sword. After that Itachi ran at Naruto, Naruto Says " ok i guess I'll make some clones ". And makes Three earth clones and all four of them start to run at him. As they ran at each other Itachi pulled a paper bomb kunai and threw it at them. And one of the clones threw a kunai at the kunai and hit it to the left.
They continued to run at each other and then Naruto told his clones to stop and to come in if he got in trouble. So they stopped and, Itachi didn't know why but he thought nothing of it. And once they got close enough they got into a kunai to sword fight. Itachi swong his sword first and Naruto jumped above it and then Naruto while in the air threw his kunai at Itachi so he couldn't hit him while he was in the air. Itachi blocked and got ready to hit Naruto but by this time he was already on the ground, Naruto pulled out another kunai and swong it at Itachi. Itachi barley could keep up with Naruto's speed, because he has the huge sword. So he pulls a kunai out and takes the upper hand, And had cut Naruto a couple times so now Itachi decides that he could pull out his main sword since he's a little hurt. Now Naruto's kneeling on the ground cut up, So Itachi turns his sword around so then he doesn't slice Naruto in half when he hits him, He did that because it's more dull and it'll just knock him unconscious. Itachi swings his sword and almost hits Naruto, I say almost because two of the clones dashed over there with kunai and block the sword by sticking their kunai in that hole that is in the Wielder. So now Itachi and the two clones are both pushing their blades against each others blade, and then Narutos third clone comes and kicks Itachi in the side which sends him flying.
Naruto says " yes!!!!! alright guys let's go over there and win" all clones say "yeahhhh!!!!". they all start running toward Itachi, Itachi gets up and throws 3 shuriken at them they all dodge it easily but Naruto saw a string attached to it. Naruto looks back and sees them coming back to them, Itachi had a string attached so he could pull them back in to there back. Naruto warns his clones but all of them got hit so Naruto turns around kinda mad that he outplayed him so much. But right as he turns around Naruto gets hit by a fire ball jutsu that Itachi shot. Itachi smiles-ish. Naruto gets up and tries to bluff and say he's perfectly fine as he limps a little, But Itachi seen right through it and says just that. Naruto thought maybe I should make a clone but then thought I can't waste to much more chakara, But neither can Itachi so it's really down to taijutsu but. And while Naruto was thinking, Itachi dashed at Naruto and kicks his side. Naruto falls and Itachi tries to kick him but Naruto rolls out of the way and teleports backwards. And throws a shuriken at Itachi, and Itachi throws a kunai with a paper bomb on it right in the middle of the shuriken. Which pretty fastly takes the shuriken down to Naruto. As the paper bomber kunai and the shuriken fall to Naruto, Naruto gets a little worried because all of his harishin kunai that he hasn't picked up are right next to him. And Naruto's thoughts were " so I can't teleport because all of my harishin are on the floor right in front of me, so if I teleport I'll still get, and I can't try to run because I'm already hurt so the best option is to throw my and in front of my face". Naruto gets ready to do that and right before Naruto does that it explodes and shoots the shuriken and the kunai at Naruto, but Naruto puts his arms in front of his face and blocks them. And while Naruto has hands protecting his face, Itachi dashed over there and waited for Naruto to put his hands down and held a kunai to Naruto and is declared the winner.
(2 days later)
Shikaku (or Rin,Naruto,Itachi's Sensei) says to Naruto Itachi and Rin
Shikaku: Alright you guys
Shikaku: I mean and girls, Looks like since all of you guys and girls did good in the chunnin exams the hokage has been piling missons on this sqaud. We have two easy C rank missions and one decently hard A misson.
Naruto: Oh yeahhhhh all we've had are Cs and Ds finally i can prove myself to Itachi that his win was all luck!!!
Itachi: I'm simply stronger than you Naruto it's alright to be jelous.
Naruto: JELOUS WHATTTT WHY WOULD I BE JELOUS OF SOMONE LIKE YOU IF I HAD A BETTER CLOSE RANGE ABILITY I COULD HAVE EASILY BEAT YOU.
Shikaku: Naruto thats enough no more talking. and Itachi dont rile him up.
Itachi: yes im sorry
Naruto: yeah Itachi if you rile me up i could i'll kill you.
Rin: Oh my gosh Naruto he already beat you just drop it.
Shikaku: Naruto i'm only saying this one more time please be quiet.
Naruto: fine,fine
Shikaku: like i was saying we have some missions on our hands and I'm going to need you
guys and girls to step it up. And i want you to get two birds with one stone and at least try to get both the C rank missons tomorrow. And thats about it, get outta here now. Oh I almost forgot meet me at guard post D at 5am.
Naruto heads back home and when he gets home his mom and dad were sitting at the table. Naruto thought " It's like they where waiting for me oh no what are they gonna tell me ". Minato calls Naruto over and says sit Naruto, Naruto sits down and Kushina starts to talk and says. "Naruto i dont know how your gonna take this but i hope your happy about it... I'm pregnant Naruto"!
Naruto gets a huge smile on his face and says " you didn't know how i was gonna take this of course I'm happy". Minato says " phew that was a relief, since your so happy lets get a family bowl of ramen". Naruto says "heck yeahhhhh wooooo".
They go and eat a huge bowl of ramen and head back home to go to sleep. And while Naruto and his family were getting ramen Itachi was in the shop for a new sword a cheap one. So he goes into the shop and sees a small katana and looks at it. But the price was way to high so he goes to the cheaper section and sees a Jian ( a short sword about half the size of a katana ) Itachi thought " this looks rather short but it must be cheap then and buys it for 4880 Ryo. After that Itachi headed home and fell asleep thinking about his new sword and that he's gonna use on his missions.
(6-7 hours later)
Itachi: Where is Naruto?
Rin: I honestly thought he was gonna be up by now, I know it's so early it's dark but he seem excited yesterday.
Itachi: Yeah I thought the same, maybe we should go to his house?
Rin: yeah maybe but wouldn't that be rude, waking them up this early. But I mean what else do we do.
(They head to Naruto's house)
Itachi: Ok we're here knock* knock*
Minato: hel-hello you must be here for Naruto. He hasn't woke up we've tried to wake him up but uhhh he's really lazy.
Rin: Giggles
Itachi: No No it's fine I think I have an idea. May I come in?
Minato: Yeah, sure.
(As they walk up stairs to Naruto's room)
Itachi: I learned this from my dad he said he did it to his relatives when he was younger. All you do is plug their nose and they wake up.
Minato: Wow it's that easy, well that's gonna come in handy when it comes to Naruto. This is it Naruto's magnificent room haha.
Itachi: Alright.
Itachi goes in and wakes up Naruto.
Rin: Naruto you have about 20mins to get ready for the mission.
Naruto: Really? ok I'ma change so you guys gotta go down stairs.
Itachi: aight
Rin: ya
They wait right outside Naruto's door and once he done they go down stairs and Kushina offers them breakfast but they both Rin and Itachi say no. But Naruto 1min instant ramen and ran out the door.
As they start heading to the guard post Naruto says
Naruto: ay y'all my parents told me some good news last night. That my mom's pregnant.
Rin: That's great Naruto, And I'm really good with baby's.
Itachi: Congrats Naruto he or she could hang out with my brother Sasuke.
Rin: Oh yeah is it a boy or a girl?
Naruto says as he scarfs down "I don't Know yet but I'm hoping a boy."
Naruto: Do you guys know where guard post D is?
Itachi: I think the next left but I don't know.
Rin: Yeah left, my dad told me the route.
They got to the guard post right on time, Because they could see shikaku barley getting there.
Shikaku: Ok so let's get right into it, I'm only gonna tell you y'all this once so listen up. Our first C rank mission is going to be for you guys to stop a wild pack of dogs. And I know what your thinking a pack of dogs how is this a mission. Well these pack of dogs have been drinking from a pond with poison that's used to eliminate fish. While still allowing them to be edible. And since these dogs were drinking that water they've seem to be more vicious and are biting kids who play in that area. This one's worth 43,000ryo.
Rin: Sounds scary should be an S rank.
Itachi: No it's fine Rin we're here.
Rin: oh y-yeah thank you.
Naruto: cmon get to the good A rank mission!
Shikaku: Ok Naruto right after I explain the next C rank. This one is for you guys to eliminate a duo of bandits who have been stealing from local farms. This one's worth 60,000ryo.
Ok now the A rank Naruto this one requires you guys to take the hidden sand scroll from rouge ninjas who took it from the hidden sand. The reason it's A rank is because they are camped out in between our village and the hidden sand And the hidden sand sent out a team to take him out and only 1 out of 6 survived, but that's not the point they figured out that they're trying to keep ninjas off of the 4th member so he can learn the most powerful ability in that scroll, pressure damage. This jutsu can wipe out an entire village if used in the right spot with the right amount of chakra. This one is 270,000 Ryo.
do you guys get what I'm saying?
Itachi: Yes our job is to take them out before the 4th member masters that jutsu. But doesn't that seem a little extreme for us I mean we haven't even been promoted to chunin yet.
Shikaku: I'm glad you'd say that. Lemme introduce you to my buddy Flemio. Everyone introduce yourselfs.
Rin: hi I'm Rin Nohara it's pleasant to me you.
Naruto: I'm Naruto nice to meet you.
Itachi: Nice to meet you sir I'm Itachi Uchiha.
Shikaku: This is Flemio he's 26 and is that one who survived against the 4 rouge ninjas.
Flemio: I seek revenge for my comrades, These rouge ninjas must die no matter.
Shikaku: Well Flemio the fights tomorrow not today.
Flemio: Why would you call me over then??
Shikaku: To introduce you to your teammates.
Flemio: *Scoffs well this was a waste of time.
(Flemio Jumps away)
Shikaku: well I suggest you guys get started on your C rank missions
All of them: yessir.
They all discuss which mission they do first and decide the dog one. They get to the lake and knock on the door of a house asking about the dogs.
Naruto: Knock* Knock*... Hello is anyone home?
We're here for the pack of dogs Naruto says.
(Right as they say that the door opens)
A women opens the door and says.
????: What are you guys gonna do to the dogs?
Itachi: Depends on how strong the dogs are.
????: I Don't mean to sound like a bad person but could you guys please please I beg of you to kill the dogs. Look what they did to my daughter.
She tells them to come inside and she walks them to a room with a 14 year old girl laying in a bed.
????: She got bit by one of the dogs and has been ill since. So we requested help from sand ninja and they just baited the the dogs out of here and got their Ryo. But the dogs came back and we requested again and again from the sand ninjas but they do the same thing. So I ask for you guys to ki-kill the dogs.
Itachi: Your wishes are our commands.
(Naruto says to the girl)
Naruto: I'm so sorry that this happened to you, And I hope you get better.
Rin: And I could probably help, in the academy they taught me about infections.
Itachi: We should probably go discuss what we are gonna do.
(they head to an empty and abandoned cabin)
Rin: do you guys really think that we should stay here I mean like look at all these spider webs and holes.
Itachi: This will have to do for now, We need as much time as we can get. Ok so Naruto do you have any ideas?
Naruto: uhhh, you put me on the spot there. We should figure out where the dogs live or stay. So maybe we could sabotage, blow the place up.
Itachi: Sounds good but how would we figure that out?
Rin: Maybe someone in the town knows where they are frequently spend their time when they aren't at the lake.
Itachi: Okay let's do that.
(They all head to the town)
They go to the closest house too them, And knock on the door.
Naruto: Knock* Knock*...is anyone home. Knock*Knock*Knock*Knock...
A hairy nigger opens the door: and says cum cum cum, and runs past Naruto. Naruto looks confused but now the doors open.
Naruto: stay back y'all.
Naruto walks in and sees neji reviving Hannah baker and smacks him and steals his byakugan and runs into the forest. Naruto try's to insert the byakugan but for some reason his mind keeps thinking nigger hairy nigger hairy nigger hairy nigger hairy nigger hairy so he decides to chase the hairy nigger. The hairy nigger is hiding in his own ass. Naruto thinks Nigger hairy nigger hairy and finds him in his own ass. The hairy nigger says nigger no want hair no more. Naruto awakens his mangkeyo and calls kurma a nigger. Kurama steals his mangkeyo and runs off. Naruto starts to cry and sob. 5 months later
Choji: ohhhh yea naruto fuck me
Naruto: I'm cumming ahhhhhhhhh
Hannah: my penis has 2 more months until it awakens it's cock
Shikimaru: I'm cumming too ahhhhhhh
Kurma: I'm sorry for mangekeyo. Now let me cum on no hair nigger.