Ace Of Diamonds one shots

Authors note: Hello person reading this. Welcome to my Ace Of Diamonds one shots, because I have sold my soul to it over quarantine. This note is going to be a bit long just because its the first. A few things to get out of the way. 1, because i'm in school I am probably not going to have a consistent upload schedule, so I apologize for that. I do have some stories pre written so I'll put those up sometime in the near future. 2, I am a multi-shiper just as a heads up. Like I will ship almost anything. Almost. So this means that I will be writing for multiple parings but I'll put a tag for which paring at the beginning of each story if there is romance in it. 3. All of these stories were made between the hours of 12-6 AM so if there is grammar or spelling mistakes please tell me so i can fix that. I am quite litterly the worlds worst speller. So yeah I think that's all have fun reading this clusterfuck of Ace of Diamonds one shots!

Theft, Crimes, and Hoodies

paring: Miyuki X Sawamura (my personal favorite!)

It all started one morning as Miyuki was getting ready for practice. It was a bit cold that morning so he decided to grab a hoodie. Miyuki opened his closet to find his favorite hoodie nowhere in sight.

He glanced around his room quickly to see if it was somewhere else but found nothing. "Must be in the wash," he thought with a shrug, and grabbed another hoodie from his closet. He pulled it over his head, grabbed his bag, and headed for practice.

The next morning it happened again. Miyuki opened his closet to find the hoodie he had worn yesterday, missing from his closet. He furrowed his eyebrows, "hmmm I could have sworn I put it away last night...maybe I left it in Sawamura's room," Miyuki thought. He had a bad habit of leaving things in his boyfriend's room. Sometimes on accident and sometimes "on accident". The spare set of Miyuki's clothes that Sawamura had stashed at the bottom of one of his drawers were there for...reasons ok, reasons!

Miyuki decided he would first look on the baseball field to make sure it wasn't there, then check Sawamura's room. He walked up to the field and did a quick lap to find his hoodie. No luck. "I'll look in Sawamura's room tonight," he thoughts as he jogged over to start tormenting the other members of the first string he saw making their way onto the field.

"MIYUKIIIII, CATCH FOR ME TOMORROW!" Sawamura screeched.
"Oi shut the fuck up for once!" Ryousuke yelled while throwing a pillow from off of Kuramochi's bed at Sawamura.
"Honestly it's a miracle you haven't blown out the whole teams eardrums yet," said Kuramochi, who was sitting in Ryousuke's lap. The rest of first string,( who were all piled up in the one room) agreed.

Miyuki dropped his head into his hands. "How the fuck can I be dating this annoying ass idiot," he thought, not for the first time. He glanced down at Sawamura, who was sprawled out across his lap, and saw him looking like a sad puppy. "Goddamn it that's why," Miyuki thought "he just looks so frickin cute."

"Look," said Miyuki as he ran a hand through Sawamura's hair, "I'll catch for you tomorrow IF you stop screeching."
"YAY!" Sawamura continued to screech, as he reached up to give Miyuki a kiss. "Thanks!"
"Yeah yeah, just don't make me regret it," Miyuki said as he put his arms around Sawamura.

"By the way have you seen any of my hoodies laying around your room?" Miyuki asked, "some of mine have gone missing."
"No sorry, haven't seen any of them," Sawamura said as he cuddled closer to Miyuki. All of the sudden Kuramochi let out a cackle. Miyuki looked up at him.
"What the hell was that about?" He asked.
"Shit, sorry it's just...nothing," Kuramochi said, while trying to hide his giggles behind his hand. Miyuki narrowed his eyebrows at him, but then gave it up and shrugged.
"Ok then," Miyuki said.

The whole team had a fun night of laughing, teasing the first years, and getting their asses kicked by Harucchi in Mario kart. (seriously how is he so good?!) At around 3am (Why the hell were they all up so late? They were so going to regret this tomorrow) Sawamura asked Miyuki "hey wanna go back to your room and crash? I'm getting kind of tired"
"Sure" Miyuki said, and he and Sawamura stood up to leave.
"Ohhhhhh," said Kuramochi. Miyuki quickly shut him up with a pillow to the face.

Miyuki was jerked awake from sleep by the buzzing of his alarm. He bitch slapped his phone a few times to turn it off and then groggily rolled out of bed. Sawamura had woken up early to get in some extra practice.
"Seriously," Miyuki thought," I don't know if it's impressive or crazy that he practices so much."

He threw on some clothes and stumbled over to his closet. He pulled open the door and just stared. One. Miyuki literally had ONE hoodie left! "How the 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 is this even possible?!" He yelled out loud. "I mean how did I lose all but one of my hoodies?!" He sighed.

"Unless...maybe someone was stealing them," Miyuki reasoned. He thought back to Kuramochi last night and how he had cackled when Miyuki asked Sawamura about his missing hoodies.
"That little shit, he must know something about this!" Miyuki thought. He would interrogate Kuramochi about this after practice. While he was at it he would look in Sawamura's room again, just in case. He grabbed his last hoodie and angerly stopped off to practice.

"ARGHHHH!" Miyuki yelled as he stormed into Sawamura and Kuramochi's room and promptly begin tearing it apart. A startled Kuramochi sat up on his bed and began to ask
"Hey umm what the-"
"WHERE THE 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 ARE ALL MY HOODIES?!" Miyuki yelled, interrupting Kuramochi in the process.
"Ok calm down," Kuramochi said' "you sound like Sawamura."
"You know something about this don't you?" Miyuki asked, with fire in his eyes. Kuramochi looked at him for a second, then broke down in a fit of laughter.

"What's so funny?" Miyuki yelled, "I want my goddamn hoodies."
"Sorry," Kuramochi said while wiping tears from his eyes, "it's just, god of corse he would do this." Miyuki stoped dead in his tracks.
"Of corse who would do what?" He asked sharply. Kuramochi stood up, still giggling, and dragged Miyuki over to one of Sawamura's drawers and opened it. All Miyuki could do was stare.

Almost all his hoodies(minus his favorite one)were sitting in Sawamura's drawer. Kuramochi took one look at his face and laughed.
"I'm going to kill that little fucker," Miyuki said darkly as he stormed to the door to go find Sawamura. This made Kuramochi laugh even harder

Miyuki shut the door and scanned the field for Sawamura. He found Sawamura playing catch with Harucchi.
"Oh my god I found my favorite hoodie," Miyuki sighed as he stared at Sawamura wearing his favorite hoodie. He stormed onto the field and rather unceremoniously grabbed Sawamura and begin dragging him back to his room. This was met with mild confusion from Harucchi but Miyuki didn't stick around long enough to explain.

Miyuki shoved Sawamura into his room and dragged him over to the drawer with all of Miyuki's hoodies in it. Kuramochi, as if sensing that blood is about to be spilled, quickly took his leave.
"why in the fucking 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 do you have literally all but 𝗢𝗡𝗘 of my hoodies!?"
"Ahhh about that..." Sawamura muttered, sounding embarrassed.
"Whyyyyy?" Miyuki groaned.
"Ummm," Sawamura said, shoving his hands into his... no into 𝙈𝙞𝙮𝙪𝙠𝙞'𝙨 hoodie pockets.
"Just please explain to me," Miyuki said exasperatedly.
"Look they reminded me of you ok!" Sawamura said defensively, "their soft, warm, and smell like you...it's comforting."
Miyuki stared at him.

"Why is this even happening?" Miyuki thought. He glanced down at Sawamura wearing his hoodie. He bit his lip and smiled.
"Well he dose look super cute in my oversized hoodie..." Miyuki reached up and pulled the hood over Sawamura's head.
"Heyyy!" Sawamura exclaimed. But then Miyuki pulled him into a hug.
"You could have just asked you know, you idiot," he said.
"Yeah," responded Sawamura, "but I thought you would make fun of me." Miyuki laughed at this.
"Well maybe a little," he said. Sawamura made a sound of annoyance, but was quickly shut up by Miyuki kissing him.

"Dose this mean I can keep them?" Sawamura asked.
"Well not all of them, but yes," Miyuki said with a laugh. Sawamura giggled happily and pulled Miyuki over to his bed. They both laid down and fell into each other arms.
"I love you," Sawamura whispered against Miyuki's neck.
"I love you too," Miyuki whispered back, with a slight laugh at the ridiculousness of the whole situation. They both fell asleep in the comfortable warmth of each other's arms.