Been so long, if anyone is reading this it's good to be back, and thank you for reading, there are two more chapters left. Also, James Birdsong, thank you for the review on Sweet Tooth, means a lot, I really didn't think I'd get any more on that story.
The entire group had been returned to their normal selves but at a great cost, Mumbo had been shot by a strong blast of magic that slowly turned him to dust. Most of the group was sad, the only ones that were not were DK and Kazooie.
Humba growled in anger. Humba kill you!" She shouted, shooting a spell at her, Gruntilda cackled as she countered it back at her and turned her into a little hot wheels car.
"Childs play my sweet!" Gruntilda said confidently.
Banjo grabbed Kazooie angrily, "okay it's time to end this!"
The Gruntlings all charged him, Banjo and Kazooie fought well but were easily overtaken, they tried getting DK but he smashed them, Brentilda meanwhile turned Humba back to which she turned Kazooie into a dragon. The death eaters shot avracadavra at DK but Brentilda put up magical force fields around him to protect him, and then Brentilda and Humba double-teamed Gruntilda, who proved more than a match for them both, even together against her.
Kazooie burned most of the Gruntlings alive, the rest ran in fear back towards the party. The Death Eaters tried helping Gruntilda but DK was already over there slamming them and throwing them, and their spells did nothing because of the wards around him making them helpless. It was total chaos and war, explosions and screams of pain of people dying. Banjo had the hardest time but fought valiantly regardless. Gruntilda got onto her broom again and was firing spells from above, doing this however caught Kazooie's attention, she turned on her and shot fire at her, she almost got her too, however, Gruntilda's reaction time was impeccable and she managed to react just in time, quickly turning it to bats. As soon as Kazooie stopped for air, Gruntilda retreated.
"VOLDEMORT KILL THEM ALL!" She ordered.
"And what will you do?!" He spat back.
"I'M GOING TO START THE PROCESS OF GETTING MY BODY BACK FROM THAT LITTLE BRAT!" She shouted back, as she flew out of the room and back towards the party.
"We have to hurry, it's almost midnight!" Brenetilda shouted, wasting no time in firing spells at Voldemort who deflected them and began casting avracadavra at them she countered the spells, however, DK quickly sucker-punched Voldemort into a wall knocking his ass out.
"THAT WAS FOR MY BANANAS BITCH!" He roared and reared to smash him however he teleported away, all the other death eaters did the same.
"Did they leave the party, or go back to it? Banjo asked?"
"I don't know, however, it doesn't matter, we're trapped in here." Brentilda said pointing to the exit, a brick wall had been put up keeping them in.
"So what?" Banjo asked?
"We break it down!" DK yelled and slammed himself into it, to no avail, he slammed his fists into it and even Kazooie slammed into it trying to destroy it but had no such luck.
"So we lost?" Banjo asked in fear.
"It seems that way." Brentilda said sadly.
Suddenly there was moaning coming from Mumbo, they all went over to him, mumbo, "are you trying to tell us something?"
He moaned and managed to weakly say words through his moaning. "W...wa….wand…."
Brentilda looked at his wand, "what about it?"
"M...much… power…. I….in I…...it….."
Brentilda stared at it and her eyes lit up knowingly, "you want us to take the power from the wand to help us."
"Mmmmhmmmmmmm… He confirmed weakly. Finally, having used the last of his remaining strength he turned completely to dust.
Banjo wiped a tear away, he'd known Mumbo for a long time and considered him a dear friend of his.
Kazooie even seemed a little sad, though she tried to hide it.
"Humba. I'll need your help extracting the magic from his wand."
"This very dangerous could kill us all if it goes wrong." She warned nervously.
She nodded, "I know, that's why I need your help." Humba nodded and walked over, "all of you stand back, and be quiet this will take time."
"We don't have time,'' Kazooie yelled angrily.
"Kazooie's right, we need to get out of here and-"
"We can't break that barrier on our own, maybe not at all, either way, we need this magic in order to be able to beat Gruntilda, and Voldemort, he's still here I assure you, he only retreated because he thinks that we're trapped in here."
"How long is this gonna take, my bananas are in danger!"
"DK shut up no one cares about your stupid bananas!" Kazooie yelled at him
"Kazooie!" Banjo scolded her, to which she didn't care in the least.
"It'll take as long as it has to but we'll work fast." Humba we work now. Humba nodded and the two of them began working on the wand, they needed to take the magic imbued into the wand apart in order to release the magic inside, it was deactivating a bomb after twenty minutes they took it apart and got the magic inside, a lot of it was inside they each shared it as they absorbed it into their own wands.
"Impressive, no wonder he was able to hold his own against Gruntilda for so long." Brentilda said in amazement.
"Yes, he was a great shaman."
"Okay, that's great and all, can you get us out?" Kazooie asked impatiently.
"I don't know, let's see", Brentila said as she and Humba walked over to the wall and shot magic at it, at first nothing happened and they all thought it was going to fail but the wall started to shake, and rumble and before long it exploded revealing the exit.
"It worked!" Banjo cheered.
DK punched his fists together, making a thundering sound. "Let's party." He said with a cocky grin.
"I'm ready to burn some Gruntlings" Kazooie said.
"No can do bird." Magic wears off passed this door.
"Damn it." She said in annoyance.
"Kazooie! Watch your language!" Banjo scolded her to no avail, they all walked out ready to finish what Gruntilda started.
Back at the party, Gruntilda was drinking the punch when Voldemort returned, she smiled, "ah Voldemort, I assume you made short work of that dumb bear and his little friends?"
He stared at her a moment and had a malicious grin, "yes, we destroyed them."
"Good! Now there'll be no more interruptions to our party." She said happily as she went and started dancing.
Voldemort got back onto the music and the party continued as it was without stopping.
Suddenly a loud explosion rang out from the room where Banjo and the others were. The music stopped and everyone stared as the silhouettes of the entire group walked into the party. "Sorry, we're late!" Banjo said.
"VOLDEMOORRRRRRRRRRRT!"! Gruntilda screamed in rage.
He shrugged with a malicious smile. "Must have slipped my mind." In reality, he was doing this out of spite because she left him to do her dirty work like some common grunt. "Don't worry Gruntilda, I have the perfect song for this." He put on do the hippogriff, the music screamed and Gruntilda smiled.
"Vildy, you are awesome! Okay fuzzball, you wanna party, you got it!"She raised her wand and fired a spell. All the monsters attacked. Dk ran and slammed into King K. Rule and they fought, Humba and Brentilda started fighting Mingella and Blobbelda. The four fire spells back and forth, Banjo and Kazooie shot grenade eggs at enemies blowing good chunks of the horde away.
Conga stepped up to banjo and Kazooie and stomped at them trying to kill them but they moved, DK grabbed him from behind, spun him around, and laid his fist into his face knocking him across the room one-shotting him like nothing. Klungo hid under the punch table in fear. Gruntilda was nowhere to be seen.
Brunhilda and Blobbelda exchanged blows with Humba and Brentilda, they deflected blows, blowing things up and turning monsters into various household objects. Bottles, with his knowledge of everything, managed to fight back well too with the golden feathers. Jamjars was surrounded by gruntlings, he unleashed an array of fighting moves he had learned over the years of military service. Kicks to the chin, chops to the head and neck, flinging them like ragdolls after he snapped the neck of one of them the remaining retreated.
Brentilda happened to get a good blow to Brunhilda and turned her into a washing machine, Humba deflected s spell from Blobbelda turning her into a pair of Gruntilda's stinky underwear.
Brentilda levitated her over to the washing machine and opened it up.
Brunhilda freaked out at this, "NO NO PLEASE NOT THE DRAWERS NOT THE DRAWERS!"
Then give us your wands. And all your magic in general.
She nodded and spat it out into Brentilda's hand.
"TURN ME BACK PLEASE OH PLEASE, I CAN'T STAND THE SMELL OF MYSELF OH GOD," Blobbelda screamed.
"You do the same and I'll turn you back," she said.
She did the same and they both used a spell to suck the magic out of them.
Suddenly there was a deep roar from outside the castle. It was Smaug.
Gruntilda came down from her lair, "SMAUG DON'T YOU DARE!"
"NOBODY ORDERS ME AROUND WITCH", he snapped at her angrily. He breathed fire into the entrance, but she used magic to block it.
"NO! BAD DRAGON!" he breathed fire all over the land of spiral mountain burning a good deal of it.
"Uh Banjo, he's destroying our property!" Kazooie yelled in his ear, freaking out.
He cringed at this, "I know, we have to stop him."
"HEY, HUMBA HIT ME UP, GIRL!" Kazooie yelled.
"That's a terrible idea, you can't beat Smaug in that form, you have to fight him the way you are!" Brentilda said to them.
"Seriously? "
"Well, she has a point Kazooie, you can fly after all!"
"Yeah if the flight pad is still intact she spat." Nevertheless, the two of them headed over to the entrance and walked out.
Gruntilda cast a spell, "there we go, now my castle will be safe no matter what happens out there!" She cackled with glee.
"Smaug we don't want to fight, let's just….talk?" Banjo finished weakly, he knew Smaug was big, but this was crazy, he towered over everything, from the castle to the hills and mountains surrounding them.
Smaug brought his face down to meet their gaze. "SO, YOU TWO ARE THE ONES THAT DARE TO CHALLENGE ME."
"W-well actually-"
"MY WINGS ARE LIKE HURRICANES, MY CLAWS SPEARS, MY TEETH LIKE SWORDS MY-"
"OKAY, WE GET IT SHUT UP ALREADY!" Kazooie screamed as they both ran for the flight pad.
"KAZOOIE!" Banjo scolded, having given themselves away.
"YOU DARE INTERRUPT ME?!" He boomed, echoing off the mountains and shaking the very ground itself which Banjo ran on, he lost his balance and fell, but got up quickly, Smaug breathed fire at them, just as they flew off the flight pad and into the air, barely missing them.
"YOUCH!" Banjo yelped as his fur was singed by his fire. "HOW DO WE BEAT THIS GUY?!"
"NO IDEA!" Kazooie yelled back to him.
Smaug roared and took flight, the power of his wings knocked them into the side of a mountain and then fly around like crazy. Kazooie having an idea began spamming fire eggs and grenade eggs like crazy, they flew around hitting the mountainsides, the castle, the sides of Smaug's body which did nothing, his scales were too strong to even feel the attacks, one of them flew passed their heads, they duct and weaved around avoiding them
"KAZOOIE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" Banjo screamed over the rushing wind in their ears.
"DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA?!"
"YES NOT HIT US WITH A GRENADE EGG!"
Suddenly one of the fire eggs hit his left-wing, he roared in pain, the flaps of skin were sensitive, then a grenade egg hit it, and blew chunks of wing everywhere, he screamed as he fell out of the sky, crashing into the castle knocking it down, he landed into the mountain and thrashed about dramatically.
Hah! What a drama king!" Kazooie said.
"Kazooie you did it!"
"I know, but he's still up and he won't be like this forever, we've got to finish him off now!" We gotta do the beak bomb! She flew right at Smaug as he thrashed about, "Kazooie it won't work! Yes, it will, he's missing a scale on his chest I see it!" She yelled as they grew closer, he thrashed still not noticing them yet, finally, they neared, he had time to notice them, instinctively he tried to move out of the way but ended up adjusting himself at the right movement, they went through the hole in his scales and straight into his heart. He howled with pain as he dramatically thrashed, even more, destroying the mountains around them, rocks fell as the entire place shook until finally, he fell, dead and limp.
His chest bulged as Kazooie pecked her way out of his chest.
"I can't believe we killed something so big!" Banjo yelled in excitement!
"What do you mean we?! I did all the work!" Kazooie snapped at him.
"Yeah, you did, but now what do we do? The castle is gone!" Suddenly a portal opened up it was Brentilda, hurry you two you need to stop Gruntilda! They ran through the portal and up the stairs to Gruntilas lair.
Longest chapter I've written in a long time, I can't wait til this is over, don't worry, I'll edit this later, someday. BUT NOT TODAY! THANKS FOR READING, THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE OUT IN A FEW DAYS.