Wow, finally done, I'm half proud of this, half ashamed. I half-assed the ending. Enjoy.
Banjo ran up the stairs to stop Gruntilda, Brentilda turned to Humba, "we need to bring Mumbo back."
"How we do that?"
"We go to Father time." She opened a portal and they walked through, they were in a dark void full of stars and planets.
"Why we in space?" Humba asked, confused.
"This isn't space, it's father time's domain." In front of them was a giant clock looking down at them.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE, WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE WITH ME?" His voice echoed in the void, as it boomed all around them.
"Father time, we ask that you stop time so we can stop Gruntilda before its too late
"I CANNOT DO THAT."
"Father time, please! If we don't do something we'll all be monsters, and Gruntilda is a threat to the entire multiverse, she needs to be-"
"WHAT YOU ASK IS A DISTURBANCE IN REALITY, IT'S AGAINST THE LAWS OF REALITY."
"Gruntilda has done the same. She killed all the -"
"I'M AWARE OF WHAT SHE DID, BUT I CANNOT INVOLVE MYSELF WITH THE MORTAL REALM."
"You need to stop interrupting me!" She yelled and used her magic to grab the small hand on his face and pulled hard. Humba stood there in shock for a minute but recovered and grabbed the big hand with her magic and pulled as well. Father time howled in rage as he fought against them.
Banjo and Kazooie were running up the stairs to Gruntilda when time slowed, they began running in slow motion, they reached the top of the castle to Gruntilda, there were only seconds left, the time left to defeat Gruntilda had not been decreased, Gruntilda had won. She laughed very slowly. Suddenly everything sped up. Banjo stopped and they all looked around slowly.
"GAHH ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT'S GOING ON?" Gruntilda yelled in rage.
L.O.G. suddenly appeared, "I happened, I'm not watching you guys fight for five minutes at one point four-speed."
"YOU PROMISED NOT TO GET INVOLVED!"
"I guess I lied, bite me, besides, it's very minor. Have fun!" He said as he poofed out of existence.
Gruntilda stomped her foot in rage, hopping up and down, "I'VE HAD I, I'VE HAD IT, I'VE HAD IT! I'VE COME TOO FAR TO LOSE! YOU ARE BOTH DEAD!" Gruntilda cast a spell that made a statue of Banjo and Kazooie appear, "KILL THEM!" She howled, its eyes glowed blood red and it turned its head to face Banjo and Kazooie.
"Banjo I don't like this…." Kazooie said nervously.
"We beat Smaug", we can beat this too! He grabbed Kazooie and ran at it firing eggs at it, the statue leaped down and ran at them. One of the eggs hit it but didn't even faze it. He was about to fire a grenade egg sr it but Gruntilda fired a spell at them, Banjo leaped out of the way dodging it, the statue got close enough and took a swipe at him, he ducked under it and tried to stab it with Kazooie's beak.
"EYOUCH!" Kazooie screamed as her beak connected on the statue, "MY BEAK!" She screamed as her beak ached from the impact with no visible damage on the statue. Banjo stood there in shock, while this happened the statue swiped again with its paw and connected, Banjo flew five feet and slid across the ground, the statue took out its bird and fired a stone egg, Banjo rolled out of the way and fired a grenade egg, the statue dodged the egg and did a beak barge, Banjo leaped out of the way only to be hit by a spell by Gruntilda and go flying, he hit the side of the battlements, more eggs were fired and he managed to get out of the way before being destroyed. He ran to a flight pad and flew up into the air, luckily the statue was too heavy to fly, however, Gruntilda was not, she flew after them on her broom firing spells at them, meanwhile, the statue fired stone eggs at them from the ground. Kazooie I have an idea, fly towards the statue! Banjo told Kazooie.
"Are you crazy?!"
"Just do it!" He snapped.
Kazooie did so and Gruntilda continued firing spells at them, she missed most of them but one of them connected, knocking them from the air, however, she also managed to hit the statue a well, knockin it into the battlement, it cracked it, Banjo groaned as he forced himself to sit up, "Kazooie, are you okay?"
"Other than my entire face throbbing and spinning, yeah pretty much."
He looked at the statue, it was already up, however, a huge chip was in the middle of its chest where it was hit, he smiled, good. "Kazooie."
"What now?!"
"Do you think you are ready for another go at the statue?"
He got up and jumped as Gruntilda fired a spell at them, sending concrete flying everywhere.
"Why? so I can break my beak off? no way!"
"Look at it though Kazooie, it's cracked and weakened, all we gotta do is do the-" another spell sent them flying again- "drill bill!"
"Maybe we should focus on Gruntilda Banjo!"
He turned to her, we will after we take care of the statue, he ran towards it dodging spells, stone eggs, and flying debris as he charged the statue, he quickly grabbed Kazooie by the neck and slugged the statue with her making her squawk with no effect to the statue, however, a miss-placed spell hit the statue again knocking it on its back.
"NOW!" He yelled leaping into the air and the duo did the bill drill, drilling into the statue, it convulsed dramatically and groaned like that of a creaking boat until finally, it exploded from the stress.
"NOO!" Gruntilda screamed in rage, she fired spell after spell after spell trying to kill them, Banjo fired eggs at her as he ducked and rolled desperately trying to fight her off while trying to find cover, he managed to find a big rock of debris and hid behind it.
"We did it!"
"I need a viagra", Kazooie whined.
"After we beat Gruntilda!" Banjo reassured. He ran to the flight pad and took flight and fired eggs at Gruntilda who easily dogged them cackling.
"THIS TIME I WIN STUPID FLEA BRAIN!" She screeched like a banshee, firing spell after spell tirelessly.
Banjo used the beak bomb, which was dodged, they flew around firing at each other, Banjo and Kazooie were not winning either, Gruntilda was much more agile than she looked.
"Banjo I'm getting low on feathers!" Kazooie said over the wind rushing in her ears.
"Keep going, we can do this!" Banjo said to her.
They continued fighting in the air for several minutes, a losing battle on their part. Finally, Gruntilda got a headshot on Kazooie, she shrieked as she went limp, falling out of the air immediately, they crashed and went rolling. Hitting the poor battlement again.
"Kazooie!" He called out, taking his backpack off and holding her, he heard cackling from above and he didn't even need to look up to know who it was. He snarled looking up at her, he had never felt rage like this, then again Kazooie had never been hurt like this.
"DAMN YOU GRUNTILDA!"
She cackled evilly, "OH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I'VE WAITED FOR THIS DAY!" She raised her wand to put the final blow on her nemesis, she fired and with one blast outed him. "I DID IT, I DID IT GRAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! THIS PARTY IS GOING ON FOR WEEKS!"
Brentilda and Humba fought with father time, his screaming had become almost unbearable, the entire place had turned red, the stars and space became distorted and seemed to melt around them. Brentilda let go, snd Humba looked at her surprised before quickly letting go too.
"Father time please I beg you, at the very least turn back time so we can save Mumbo Jumbo."
"YOUR INSOLENCE ANNOYS ME, FIRST YOU ASSAULT ME FOR NIT STOPPING TIME, THEN YOU AS ME TO TURN BACK TIME TO SAVE ANOTHER MORTAL. I'M GOING TO ERASE YOU BOTH FROM HISTORY!" He yelled in rage, both Brentilda were scared now.
"Please, at the very least erase me and my sisters from history, and exchange turn back time so Humba may have a chance to save Mumbo!"
"WHO ARE YOU TO EXCHANGE ANOTHER'S LIFE?" He asked with contempt.
"We're all related to Gruntilda, the less of her bloodline that exists the better, if you won't take theirs then take mine. I hope that one day our entire bloodline will disappear from history, but for now, I alone will have to do."
"Brentilda don't, there other ways!" Humba said to her hoping to stop her.
"No Humba there's not."
Father time looked at her thoughtfully, "THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT?"
"It is, please allow this to happen, Father Time."
"VERY WELL THEN, S LIFE FOR A CHANCE TO SAVE ANOTHER'S. I'LL GRANT YOUR REQUEST, NONE WILL REMEMBER YOU, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?"
"I am."
"VERY WELL." He said, the hands on his face turned backward, as they did Brentilda began to fade.
"Brentilda no!" Humba cried in distress.
"It's okay Humba", Brentilda said with a comforting smile, "save Mumbo, and stop Grunty," she was barely seeable as she continued on, "it's up to you!" And with that she was completely gone, everything flashed to white. After thirty seconds her vision slowly started to come back, she looked around and found herself back in front of world one again.
"WHAT?! NO! WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Gruntilda shouted in rage stamping her feet on the ground in a tantrum, suddenly a spell hit her right in the face knocking her on her ass, she quickly sat up to find Mumbo firing spells at her, with her spidey-senses tingling she hopped into action and began countering his spells the best she could. She was on the defensive for about ten seconds before the tables quickly began turning in her favor. "I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT BACK HERE, BUT I KILLED YOU ONCE, AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN, VOLDEMORT, GRUNTLINGS ATTACK!"
Humba quickly made a magic force field around the three of them, Humba not think so witch." She spat.
She turned to her, "YOU, SHAMAN WOMAN, YOU DID THIS WITH YOUR HOT BOD."
"Um, Humba not like you objectifying her like-"
"I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID THIS BUT YOU WON'T WIN, EVEN WITH THE TWO OF YOU, I'M STILL MORE THAN A MATCH FOR YOU!" She wasted no time in going back to the offensive, Mambo looked at Humba oddly but didn't question it, there was no time as they both started attacking Gruntilda, they fought viciously, however, Humba with her newfound power was just as good as Gruntilda and manage to overpower her with the help of Mumbo, she teleported out of the forcefield easily opened the door and let everyone out, Voldemort and the death eaters yeeted spells at her.
"BEAR AND BIRD, YOU MUST DEFEAT GRUNTILDA BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!" She shouted and teleported them and the rest of the group into the forcefield as well.
"NO! NO NO NO NO! THIS IS NOT FAIR! L.O.G.!"
He appeared and everyone gasped, "you're working with her now L.O.G.?" Banjo asked in surprise.
"No, we had a bet, and it seems she's losing."
"I killed them though! I WON!"
"Actually he had a few heartbeats left, so did Kazooie, they weren't dead. Gruntilda, you will never win."
"L.O.G. STOP THEM,, STOP THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
"I'm sorry Grunty, but I can't do that, I'm not allowed to get involved", '' he said with a cheeky smile, ``you still have…. a small chance of winning, so I'll let them pulverize you while I get the paperwork for your new job done," he said before disappearing.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Needless to say, she got her ass beat and Banjo and Kazooie won through second-hand intervention.
One final chapter is left, it's the epilogue, it's going to set up the sequel. Thx for reading. Commenting would be nice! Also thx to all my silent readers, you are appreciated. THOUGH I'D APPRECIATE YOU EVEN MORE IF YOU'D COMMENT! See you in a few days the epilogue will be short.