Hi.

I…don't know why I'm doing this. But here we are.

I won't be posting often. This is just where I drop cats fucking when I'm really bored.

Yeah, I'm a creep, but you did click on this. If you won't judge, then I'll do the same.

Cool?

Cool.

I might do requests. Maybe. Depends on how inspired I feel. Regardless, here's a form that you can fill out and cross your fingers that I'll do.

Cat 1/gender:

Cat 2/gender:

(Cat 3, Cat 4, Cat 5, etc.)

Kind of sex:

Specific acts/kinks: (anal, tribbing, rimming, etc.)

Kits? (if applicable):

Plot (please make this specific :) ):

Now some things of note.

CANON CHARACTERS ONLY (for now)! I will only accept pairings of cats that are canon in the Warriors universe. This may change depending on the success of this story, idk. But go crazy on who you want to fuck who as long as I know they exist.

I WILL PROBABLY TURN DOWN RAPE! Because seriously. Professionals have standards. I'm a coward, I know.

I WILL TURN DOWN CERTAIN KINKS OR FETISHES! Again, no judgement. You have the shit you get off to and so do I. But I make the rules and I draw lines in the sand. I won't drop the story if it's interesting enough, but if it centers on a kink that makes me gag, you'll want to go somewhere else.

LISTS OF NO-NO KINKS (Kinks I will turn down immediately. This may increase depending on what I see): Vore, gore, cannibalism, castration, scat, too-intense BDSM

LISTS OF MAYBE-SO KINKS (Kinks I might include if I feel like it): Incest, cucking, watersports, masochism, blood, humiliation (if it's intended to be thorough), bondage (I'll only do it if it makes sense), kits/underage

NO CLAN ORGIES! Because that's just a dick move. I can't write for that long. Asshole. I can comfortably write five cats, six to eight is a maybe, and I draw the line at nine cats.

A LONGER AND BETTER PLOT GIVES YOU A BETTER CHANCE TO BE CHOSEN! I'm not that creative. If you give me no plot, you're betting on my laziness not getting the better of me. If you give me a direction to go, that'll help your chances of getting written ASTRONOMICALLY

RESPECT YOUR PM PRIVILEGES! Check your PMs if you suggest a story. If I'm interested, I'll try to get in touch with you. Understand that I can decline any story for any reason. I'm not your servant. I'm the one writing. I have rights to be an asshole!

Ok, that's about it.

Enjoy a Firestar x Graystripe lust lemon since you came here.

Peace.