(Isabella came back from Mexico after visiting her cousins for two weeks, and goes to Phineas and Ferb's place where she finds Ferb reading a book, Baljeet trying to explain to Buford why, in his opinion, an orange is better than a watermelon and Phineas, just lies down with his face in the grass, apparently sulking.)

Isabella: Whatcha doin' ? (After noticing Phineas) Uh, what's up with Phineas?

Phineas: (muffled) It isn't a good thing.

Isabella: Wow, looks like I've missed a lot.

Buford: Yes, yes you have. Here I'll catch you up. Apparently Mr. Flynn here thinks his grip with reality is fading.

Phineas: (sitting up) Wait, what? (Ferb snickers) Who said?.. I don't think.. Look, I never said my grip with reality was fading, I just..

Buford: Ap bap bap bap, I ain't finished. (Phineas groans and reverts back to his former gloomy posture. Buford continues on to Isabella) Anyway, as I was saying, he thinks he lost his grip with reality because he couldn't handle some tools. It all started last week (flashback ripples, harp strum) when Baljeet and I were debate, and I was right, cause everybody knows that if you..

Baljeet: Alright, Buford, (Scratch record) that's it. I'll tell Isabella what really happened, because, no offense but you sometimes exaggerate stuff.

Buford: Okay, fine. But if you stutter, I get to tell my version. It is better anyway.

Baljeet: (Sighs) You done? Okay.

(flashback ripples, harp strums)


Present-Day Baljeet: (Offscreen) It all started last Thursday ( Present-Day Ferb: Tuesday.) Really? It was a Tuesday? I really thought it was a Thursday (Isabella: Moving on,) Oh, Yeah. Right. Anyway, Buford and I came over here to see what out-of-the-world contraption Ferb and Phineas have cooked up.


Buford: Hey, Ferb, Phineas, (Imitating Isabella) Whatcha doin'?

Baljeet: You do remember what Isabella said will happen if you do that, don't you?

Buford: She isn't here, is she now?

Baljeet: No, but..

Buford: Then I have every right to do that.


Present-Day Buford: Did you have to say that to Isabella?

Baljeet: Unfortunately I did, and no matter how many noogies, or wedgies I get, you'll never be able to erase that from her head.