A/N: hope you enjoy I do not own gravity falls or host club and I am going off the tv show of host club not the manga
Chapter 1 meeting the host club
It was a normal day in august a few weeks before school started
"Kids you got scholarships to some high school" grunkle stan yelled up to twins.
Up in their room, dipper was reading journal 1 and Mabel was making a new sweater for waddles. the twins were confused they were going into eighth grade not high school and why did they need scholarships. So confused with what their grunkle had to say they went down stairs to figure out what he was talking about. As they got into the living room they saw their grunkle ford grinning in the living room.
"What do you mean scholarships in high school?" Dipper asked, clearly confused of what was going on.
"I "convinced" (cough cough threatened) some people to give you two a scholarship to the best highschool in Japan," Ford says, a little overjoyed.
"Japan . . . why in Japan" the mystery twins said in unisons.
"I have to go to japan to take care of some stuff so I enrolled you two in the best high school there so you guys can help me with it and make sure I don't over work" Ford mumbled the last part just loud enough for everyone to hear it.
"Ok but we're going into eighth grade" Mabel said, a little less excited than she normally would be.
"Oh yes you will be starting as a sophomore, with dippers brains and your computer editing and crazy crafts(and a little convincing), you both skipped two grades. And I made an ear piece so you can understand them and they can understand you." ford explained.
"Who's going to run the shop?" dipper asks just as soos walks in.
"I will" soos answers as if he is going on a quest and might not come back alive as he steps out of a dark corner.
Both of the twins were lost at words. Mabel was excited, she was going to see/meet hot japanese boys, dipper was a little sad that he had to leave gravity falls but was still excited, he got to study a new culture and read new books, soos just left to go fix or eat something. "When do leave" mabel blurted out over excited. Not knowing that Bill was there and sad that his pinetree was leaving gravity falls, but happy with a grin that they were going to Japan and ouran academy no less.
"Tomorrow" ford says the last word before everyone leaves to go pack.
"I know your there bill what do you want".
"Hi sixer, how are you doing I heard you're going to japan what fun" Bill said before turning to see that ford was bored of him so he got to the point "ok I won't destroy the earth or your family if you let me come with you and have a physical form. Deal" putting his hand out blue flames bursting to life while ford thinks and takes bills hand. What's the worst that can happen?
They all get packed and are at japan bill with them as a "friend" of fords and looks 14 about the same age as dipper and mabel. They rent two apartments one for ford and stan and one for dipper, mabel, and bill(stan thought it would be a good idea because bill look around their age not knowing it's bill the triangle guy like everyone else). Mabel knows that Bill has a crush on Dipper and called a room so dipper and Bill would have to share a room by doing this dipper had a light pink blush on his face while Bill had a mischievous grin on his. Because the apartments are so small there were only two rooms. They spent the next two days testing the ear piece and getting familiar with the new area.
At host club
"Three new students are enrolling in a week a pair of twins mabel and dipper pines and a blonde boy named bill cipher and they are all in 2nd year in the same class as the twins and haruhi and moved in right next to haruhi's apartment" kyoya said emotionless as he shows pictures of the three
"So that who moved in next to me" haruhi says as her question has been answered.
"What's Dipper's real name?" hunni asks as he looks at the pictures."dipper and the bill must join the host club there just so cute. We should go over and throw them a housewarming party" tamaki explained way over excited after he looked at the pictures.
"These twins look nothing alike" hikaru said disgusted "at least the girl has a sense of fashion" kaoru finishes.
"Bill is kind of giving me the creeps" haurhi says as she looks at the photo. "Oh is our little haruhi scared we'll protect you." the twins say in unison as they sandwich haruhi into a tight hug.
"YOU DOUBLEGANGERS DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" tamaki yells as he tries to pry the twins off of her. And yell at them some more
(tamaki still running after the twins yelling at them)"The girl looks cute right, takishi?" hunni asks "ah" mori answers.
"Ok so we will throw them a housewarming party" tamaki says as he gives up on the twins and drags the rest of them all to the door to get going.
At the apartment day three
The three teens were sitting on the couch talking before they heard a knock on the door. Dipper being forced to do it because Bill and Mabel were apparently too lazy to move, so he got up and answered the door.
"If anyone died it wasn't our fault" he said once he saw that there were people besides his grunkles. As he said that the rest of the host club stood their confused besides tamaki he had pulled dipper into a tight hug saying "welcome to the neighborho-" he was cut off with a elbow to the arm and stomach, right as bill and mabel came up behind him as mabel hit him on the back of his head saying "dipper don't be so rude, anyway please come in" as she gestured to the living room.
All seven of the male teens (or so it had appeared) sat down in the living room "hi im mabel were from gravity falls, Oregon" with that time of silence started.
To break the silence bill said "hi Haruhi Fujioka, Tamaki Suoh, Kyoya Ootori, Hikaru Hitachiin and Kaoru Hitachiin, Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka, Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka, members of the host club"
"How did you know who we are" tamaki ask a little scared
"Kid, I know everything," Bill said with his eye glowing. As he did that haruhi scooted back more and tamaki was behind her shaking with fear.
"We go to your school and we were wondering if you would join the host club bill and dipper, also dipper what is your real name" kyoya explains plainly
"Yes me and pinetree will join" Bill says as he looks at his pinetree. While Dipper tries to avoid the question of what his real name is, Mabel asks " what is a host club?"
Tamaki now way too excited saids "The Ouran Host Club is a group of the most handsome boys on campus with way too much time on their hands entertaining girls who also have way too much time on their hands"
"Ok but how do you entertain them?" Dipper asked, starting to get nervous.
"Basically you flirt with them or you get them to fangirl over you" Bill answers and he sits closer to his pinetree and puts his hand around his waist. But only Mabel and the twins noticed, the three of them grinning ear to ear.
"No I am not joining the host club and you can't make me" Dipper yells just then Bill leans over and whispers something into Dipper's ear. "Fine, I'll join," Dipper says in defeat swallowing the lump of nervousness in his throat.
"Are you two dating?" hunni asks as dipper's face turns a silent shade of pink
"N-" "Yes th-" "No we are not" Mabel cuts her brother off as Bill sits even closer to his pinetree but dipper cuts her off before she could finish.
"Perfect" kyoya said he looks up from his notebook then stands up "well it was nice meeting you see you at host club" as everyone else stands up
"I'm right next door if you need anything" haruhi says with a warm smile as they walk out of the apartment.
Before they fully got out, Dipper blurted out "your a girl why do you dress like a boy" they all stopped dead in their tracks to look at the boy as they tried to deny it. Dipper denied their denials.
"How can you tell" the twins asked in unison, honestly wondering how he could figure that out in just a few minutes.
"It's easy really anyone smart enough can tell," Dipper says as he goes to the door to close it. But right before he does he hears one of them saying/whispering/yelling "don't tell anyone". He closes the door and gets the dinner out for Mabel, Bill, and himself.
When they got to school Mabel was handed a yellow dress, and dipper and bill were handed a blue uniform. They got dressed and in the end, mabel in the yellow dress she had to wear with her favorite sweater on (the one with the shooting star) and a headband and Mabel is flying to everyone to see if they want to be her friend while Bill (trying to not use his powers) wearing his black suit with golden waistcoat, top hat, bowtie, and cane, (not caring that he has to wear a uniform) and Dipper wearing the boys blue uniform with his blue pinetree hat and loted backpack are walking to their first class talking about who knows what. When they get to class, bill and dipper sit in the back next to each other hikaru on the other side of bill. When Mabel walks in she sees Bill and hikaru talking and dipper reading waiting for class to start while she makes her way to the front to sit with her new friend renge.
At lunch
When most of the classes were over and it was lunch. Mabel over excited, almost skipping to lunch while dipper walks right behind her to keep her out of trouble.
Bill was walking and talking to hikaru and kaoru (haurhi was just reading) proballay about pranking people or playing games.
When they get to the lunch room dipper starts to head towards an empty table right before Mabel and Bill drag him to another. At the table there was the host club, the host club manager a.k.a. Renge, and a bunch of girls. He they get to the table mabel sits next to renge, dipper sits on the other side of mabel, and bill sits on the other side of dipper kind of. Dipper sits down, then Bill tries to sit on the chair with dipper.
"Bill what are you doing there is not enough room get off" dipper almost yells as he pushes bill of the chair
"Not enough room you say, meaning if there was more room I could sit" Bill says as he gets up and sits on Dipper's lap.
"That is not what I meant" dipper cleanly not liking what is happening but with a pink blush on his face.
"Oh I know pinetree but you are mine so I can sit on you if I want to~" Bill said, being all flirtatious to his pinetree.
Over the girls fangirling hunni and mabel clear as day said "I ship it"
Kyoya is writing all of this down in his notebook while Tamaki started talking to the girls, including Mabel whose eyes were the shape of heart, about a ball next week.
"Oh yes we are going to throw the best ball you can think of" tamaki started saying every little detail.
But dipper only heard 'we are going to throw the best ball' and almost choked on his food.
"You're throwing a ball next week?" Dipper said Bill looking surprised that he didn't know, he was still sitting on his lap.
"Yes you are attending and you must know how to dance for it" kyoya answered without even looking up from his notebook.
"Don't worry my pinetree I'll teach you~" Bill said, getting closer to dipper.
Dipper with a light blush said "that's what I'm afraid of"
At host club
Once all of class was over Mabel and Bill dragged dipper with the help of the twins and Haruhi (not really helping) which was really hard because he put up one good fight. Well that is until Bill picked him up in bridal style and drained his energy and he fell asleep. Once they got in the room there were so many girls that Mabel started to snicker, as all the girls started to fangirl and ask if they were the two new hosts and if they were dating.
Bill with dipper still in his arms asleep sat down on a couch across from the twins as girls started to flood near them. Before any of them asked a question the twins butted in and asked
"So when will he wake up?" in unison
Bill thought about for a moment "do you have some rope" with that the twins shot him a mischievous grin before going to get some. When they came back Bill tied dipper's feet and hands up so he couldn't leave or at least not as fast. When he was done the girls were chanting
"True loves kiss, True loves kiss, True loves kiss" that gave Bill an idea, with the idea he smirked and placed a sloppy wet kiss on Dipper's lips. He woke up seconds later, he noticed that he was tied up and turned to Bill and almost yelled "what did you do to me" as he tried to wipe whatever substance that was on his lips off and untie himself.
"I drained your energy to get you here by doing that you fell asleep so I gave you "true love's kiss" to wake you. Oh and tied you up so you wouldn't escape" bill said as casual and you can be. " he's all yours now boys" he said while looking at the mischievous twins.
"Are you sure" kaoru started "yeah he is YOUR boyfriend" hikaru finished
"I'm not his boyfriend and we are not dating" Dipper mangged to croke out as the twins dragged him (now with ease because he's tied up) to a chair next to haruhi who is sitting there willingly.
"Ok lets play the which one is hikaru ga-" they started to say with their hats on.
"Your hikaru and your kaoru" dipper explains before they can finish nodding his head to each of the twins as their name was said.
"Oh no you got it wrong" twins say with a grin, thinking of a good punishment.
"No im right your wrong" dipper says with a sturn face
With the twins shocked and scared at him as Haruhi unties him.
"Hi and I wouldn't try to escape because they will hunt you down" she says smiling a warm smile.
"Um hi I'm pine- um dipper I know I couldn't escape even if your friends weren't here" he says giving Bill (who is surrounded by girls fangirling over him) death glares.
"What were you going to say before you said dipper?" the twin now back to normal asked in unison.
"Oh sorry Bill calls me pinetree and my sister, shooting star and he says it so often that I almost called myself it." dipper says like it is the most normal thing to say while girls are fangirling over it
"OMG THATS SOOO CUTE" "GAY REALTIONSHIPS" "I SHIP THIS" all the girls were screaming as a plat form rose up with another girl fangirl screaming running over to mabel. As I try to get away from all the girls I bump into someone when I see who it is I calm down. It's only mori "hi mori" I say with a half smile. "Dipper-chan" hunni says while swinging around on my arm.
"Hi hunni could you please stop before you break my arm" dipper said, trying his hardest to not be mean. Hunni lets go and dipper heads to the door out of this place.
Right as his hand brushes the door handle bill swoops in and grapes dipper by his waist and moves him away from the door. "I can't have my pinetree run away can I~" Bill says flirtatious as he pushes his pinetree closer and a nice shade of red spends his pinetree's face.
"Ugg fine I'll stay just let me go'' Dipper says pushing away to just be pulled back in. "ok but I thought pinetrees were supposed to be green not red~'' Bill commented as dippers face grew a darker shade of red.
After a few more seconds of girls screaming, Bill let Dipper go and they both went to go sit down on a couch next to each other(forced by bill). They first started by talking to the girls and ended by Bill flirting with dipper and dipper being dense and not knowing or just didn't care.
When the three got home they all took a shower ate dinner then started a movie of Mabel's choice.
After 15 minutes of watching the movie teen beach movie dipper fell asleep with his head on Bill's shoulder. " he can stay up for days at a time reading but can't last through a movie '' Mabel complains.
"I'll take pinetree to bed you can go watch the movie with fez and fordsy" bill says as he gets up picks dipper up bridal style and walks toward the bedroom.
"Ok," Mabel said, way too excited, one of watching one of her favorite movies with her grunkles and two bill and dipper will alone together, so Mabel picked up her laptop and ran to her grunkles apartment.
As Mabel watched teen beach movies with her grunkles, Bill was cuddling with his pinetree.
When Dipper woke up he was tangled in Bill's arms, not ready to do the host club he just laid there like he didn't have a care in the world. That is until Mabel came in, took a picture then came to wake us up.
A/N: hi I hope you enjoyed it more chapters are coming and if there is any other crossovers with gravity falls or host club please write them in the comments