This is the first chapter of Ren and Stimpy: The Höeks, Chapter 1: A Begin of a Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy family (UPDATED IN 25/09/2020, 11/10/2020, 19/11/2020, 19/06/2021, 29/07/2021, 13/08/2021, 15/08/2021 and 30/09/2021)
At that night, when Mr. Höek and Mrs. Höek (Marland T. Ren Höek and Stimpson "Stimpy" J. Höek-Cat) gives good night to their only loving child, Little Ricky "Richard" Marland Höek, but Little Ricky asks to his parents
Little Ricky: Mommy and Daddy, may ask a thing to you?
Both Ren and Stimpy: Yes, our loving son
Little Ricky: Do you tell me your story when you got married, mommy got pregnant with me and gave birth to me? Please? (With blinking eyes)
Ren: Well, okay my seed, we will tell our story to you
Stimpy: Oh Ren, joy! You are a great father to our Little Ricky to tell our story
Ren: Well my leettle Reecky, the story we will tell for you now, happened years ago, when your mom and I weren't married yet and you weren't even born, I was running to hit your mom, when I did many times with your mother before
(Transition to the past, many years ago)
Ren: Come back you eediot! Come back to hit you again!
Ren: "At that time, I always hit and slapped your mom since when we met a long time ago, it was a great fun for us"
Stimpy: Oh Ren! You are a great hitter, slapper and pal for me, but…
Ren: But what, eediot?!
Ren: "but your mother said a theeng was heart melteeng to me in that day I will never forget in my life, never…"
Stimpy: I'm tired of your hits and slaps Ren, I started to think during these last few days it's getting worse and I don't want it anymore, because this situation that we have currently is getting sad, 'cause I have a thing to say to you: I LOVE YOU, REN HÖEK!
Ren: "I started to be ashamed about what I did to your mom and I dropped the baseball bat from my hand…"
Ren: Steempy, do y-y-you love me?!
Stimpy: Yesssss! I love you so much from my joyful heart, Ren! I want live with you, I want be happy with you! I want to have some of the happiness and love that I always wanted to have with you, Ren!
Ren: Oh my Steempy, I'm so sorry for the theengs I did to you, you finally touched my heart, if you want be happy with me, I always wanted to say something to you a long time ago and this is finally a good time to tell you, I'm so sorry, Steempy, I always hit and slap you so hard and do horrible things to you all the things to you all the time... I mean... REALLY HORRIBLE THEENGS, y'know... and 'cause I have another thing to say to you: I LOOV YOU, STEEMPY J. CAT!
Stimpy: Ooohhhh Ren! You are so cute to say you love me all this time!
Ren: "your mom kissed my right cheek and I said…"
Ren: Thanks, Steempy, I have a leettle surprise for you, don't get out here!
Ren: "I picked flowers and I bought a reeng to give and ask to your mom to marry me…"
Ren: Here's flowers to my Steempy, do you accept my beeautiful flowers, Steempy, my plumpkin pumpkin?
Stimpy: Oh Ren! You are so sweet! Yes, I accept your beautiful flowers
Ren: Thanks, Steempy! But I have another leettle surprise to say to you…
Stimpy: And what is?
Ren: Want to marry me and be my eediot, Steempy? (Shows ring to Stimpy)
Stimpy: (screams)
Stimpy: Yes, I do, my sweet Ren! I will be your eediot, your Mrs. Höek for you! Oh Ren!
Ren: Oh Steempy!
Ren: "your mother and I was going to marry and many days later, August 11, that day finally come, the day I and your mom was going to marry, your grandpa was the priest of our wedding…"
Ren: Father, when my bride Steempy will come?
Mr. Höek (Ren's dad): Your bride will arrive soon, the brides always arrive late for the wedding, this happened when I married your mom
Ren: Dad, silence, Steempy is coming… My sweetie puddeen' kitty is finally here to marry me
Ren: "your mother was beeautiful on a bride dress and a blonde wig on his head"
Stimpy: "Awww, Ren, I was beautiful to you in our wedding"
Ren: "you was, my plumpkin pumpkin, you was..."
Little Ricky: "can you continue the story?"
Ren: "oh yes, right, my loving child"
Ren: "I was telling the part when your mom was coming for our wedding, your mother was beeautiful and your grandma did the bride dress and that blonde wig for your mom"
Stimpy: Ready to marry me, Ren?
Ren: Yes, my plumpkin pumpkin!
Mr. Höek (Ren's dad): Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, to celebrate the union of Marland T. Ren Höek and Stimpson "Stimpy" J. Cat, my son, Ren, do you accept Stimpson "Stimpy" J. Cat as your wife?
Ren: "I was with tremors and fear, to acceept your mother as my wife in that day, but, I acceepted..."
Ren (with tremors and fear): Yeess, I do!
Mr. Höek (Ren's dad): Stimpson "Stimpy" J. Cat, do you accept Marland T. Ren Höek as your husband?
Stimpy: Yes, I do!
Mr. Höek (Ren's dad): Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace, no one else?
Mr. Höek (Ren's dad): Alright! Nobody is here to stop this wedding, and now I pronounce you husband and wife, put on your the engagement rings on your fingers
Ren: "I put on your mother's engagement ring on your mom's finger and your mom put on my engagement ring on my finger"
Mr. Höek (Ren's dad): And now kiss the bride
Ren kiss Stimpy on his lips and translates to a dream scene, when Ren and Stimpy are dancing in a castle and turns back to Ren and Stimpy's wedding kiss
Ren: "I kissed perfectly your mom in that day, we left the church after our wedding, we were happy, that now we were married, we arrived at our house after the wedding and we spent our honeymoon in our own house"
Little Ricky: Wow, daddy, you and mommy had a great wedding
Ren: We had a beeautiful and greeat wedding, my seed… "After our honeymoon in our house was finished, I got a job, when your mother was cradling my tie before going to my new job in that morning, he said":
Stimpy: Don't forget to come back here tonight Ren, my sweetie, because I have a little surprise for you in our little love room
Ren: I will not forget this, Steempy, my love
Stimpy: Oh joy, Ren (kiss Ren's forehead with a brown lipstick mark) I will wait for you, my little Ren
"After I come back from my job in that night, I went to our room and your mom and I, we had much Loave", but I will don't tell this part, because is so hot to tell to you, "but the next morning, after that night we had, your mommy had morning sickness, nausea and vomiting, your mom come back our bed and said to me saying was pregnant from you"
Stimpy: I'm not with a good condition, Ren
Ren: Why not, my Steempy baby? Spit it out, man
Stimpy: (Stimpy looks at his tummy) I'm gonna have your baby!
Ren: Steempy? You going to have our baby!?
Stimpy: Yes!
Ren: I'm so happy with this news, but Steempy, it's too early to have a baby, but, I don't care about this, but we need concentrate to be parents of our loving coming child
Stimpy: Oh joy! Ren, do you think our baby it'll be a little you of you're running around and he'll be just like you
Ren: Sure he will! Will he be a little arsehole, just like me?
Stimpy: For sure he will!
Ren: Can we gang up on you?
Stimpy: That's what mothers are for!
Ren: (slaps his hand) We'll accept the leetle bastard!
Stimpy: (screams and kiss Ren's face)
Ren: Okay, okay, enough mush! (looks in Stimpy's butt) Let's see the leetle rascal! Gimme!
Stimpy: Oh, come on, Ren, cut it out! He doesn't even have a spine yet
Ren: As if you do! Come on leettle Ren, where are you? I see you in there, come on out, say hi to daddy, come on leetle Ren, where are you? Come on out, here boy, come on, say hi to daddy, come on, baby, come and say hi, come to daddy, I loov you!
Ren: "your mom and I, we accepted you as your child, your mommy's pregnancy was fun, of weeks to months, and we ate together, because your mommy had cravings to eat so much for you to be healthy, but the day of your birth had arrived"
Stimpy: Ren, the water broke, it's time!
Ren: Oh my goodness! Steempy, we need to urgently go to the hospital now!
Ren: "your mommy and I, we come to the hospital, and your mother went into labor to give birth to you, your mom had contractions in his birth"
Stimpy: I can not stand these contractions anymore, I think I'm going to explode
Ren: Calm down, Steempy, you're going to give birth to our cute baby, calm down…
Ren: "your mother held my hand, when your mom were pushing you to be born"
Ren: We're almost there, Steempy, and we'll be mommy and daddy
Stimpy: I'm almost finishing, Ren, our baby is going born now
Ren: Push, Steempy, push
Ren: "your mother pushed you hard enough, until finally you were born"
Newborn Little Ricky: (cries)
Ren: Look out, Steempy! This is our… newborn baby!
Stimpy: Awwww!
Both Ren and Stimpy: Our baby it's… a boy! (Ren and Stimpy emotionally cries)
Ren: "you was a beeautiful chihuahua pup in the day you born and and we don't know shall we name you, until your mommy came out and give your name to you, my seed"
Ren: What shall we name him?
(Stimpy looks Little Ricky's until he came out with a name)
Stimpy: How about, Little Ricky?
Ren: (surprised happy face) Leettle Reecky!
Ren: "I liked you when you born, your mother and I, was happy for to be our adorable seed baby was born..."
Stimpy: Didn't tell you, Ren, he looks just like you, your pink eyes, your ears…
Ren: (looks to Little Ricky until he hits Ren in the face) Yeah! But he take after me, but his silly face looks just like you!
Stimpy: Oh Ren! You're so sweet! (Stimpy kiss Ren's forehead)
Ren: My seed!
(Transition to the present, many years later)
Little Ricky: Wow dad! This is a great story that you told me today! I loved!
Ren: Yeah my leettle Ricky! We are happy you liked tonight's story, and I hope you have a good night, good night, my leettle seed! (Ren kiss Little Ricky's head)
Stimpy: Good night, my little baby! (Stimpy kisses Little Ricky's head)
(In Ren and Stimpy's bedroom)
Ren: Steempy, do you think our leettle Ricky is growing too fast?
Stimpy: I think yes, our baby is growing too fast, he is turning a big boy!
Ren: Kids grows too fast…
Stimpy: Oh Ren!
Ren: Oh Steempy! (Ren kisses Stimpy on the bed)
The end.