Author's Note:

Well folks, looks like I've uploaded a new episode of Meddling Kids and just in time for Scooby-Doo's golden anniversary! However, this one is going to be about Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels!


It was cloudy and windy outside Coolsville Central High School as the Teen Angels were in their respective afternoon classes.

"...and that is why the chicken nugget is not shaped like a chicken." The teacher finished. "Anyways, track auditions are tomorrow, so anyone who is interested is allowed to join."

Just then, the bell rang.

"Class dismissed." said the teacher.

The kids then all walked out of the classroom and to their lockers.

Among the kids walking to their lockers was Taffy Dare, who was holding onto her textbooks and supplies.

"Hey girls." She waved to her fellow angels.

"Hey Taffy." said Dee Dee. "Wanna come hang out with us?"

"Sorry, I can't." Taffy shook her head. "I have to pick up Junior from school."

"Okay, see you tomorrow." Dee Dee waved goodbye, then turned to Brenda. "So Brenda, are you gonna try our for that track team?"

"Well, I'm not sure." Brenda shrugged.

"Yeah, I'm not really the athletic type either." Dee Dee shut her locker door. "I'm a investigator, not a runner."

"And I'm a reluctant investigator." Brenda added.

The two then walked home.

"So Brenda, how are things going with you and your sister?" Dee Dee asked on the way home.

"Well, it's coming along." Brenda shrugged.

"Well I'm glad." Dee Dee said.

"Anyways, Becca's starting school with us tomorrow." Brenda said. "I just hope she doesn't do anything to embarrass me."

"I'm sure she won't." Dee Dee placed her hand on Brenda's shoulder reassuringly.

"Gee, thanks, I guess." Brenda sighed. "So, you wanna come over and watch TV or something?"

"Sorry, I promised mom that I'd help Pericles with his feather fluffing." Dee Dee said as she walked next door to her house. "See ya tomorrow, B."

"Bye Dee." Brenda said as she walked inside.

Once Dee Dee was in her house, Brenda sighed to herself.

"Mom, dad, Becca! I'm home!" She called out.

There was no answer.

"Guess they're all gone." She shrugged.

Brenda then went upstairs and started to do her homework.


Meanwhile over at Taffy's house, Cavey was sitting on the couch with his cave bird watching some classic cartoons.

"Now back to Too Much and the Spook Crew!" said the announcer.

The show featured some kids and a hound dog in a haunted house, running away from some monster.

During this time, the hound dog and the chicken-hearted boy managed to pull a disguise routine that confused the monster.

"Whoa man, it was like, the amusement park owner all along." said the hunky leader.

"And my plan would've succeeded if it hadn't been for you

"Eh, I coulda seen that coming with my eyes closed." Too Much remarked.

"Oh, TM, you have such a smart mouth." said the nerdy girl.

"Well you can't expect much from this lovable mutt." said the beautiful red haired girl. "Cause he's..."

"TOOOOO MUCH!" Too Much howled.

"Let's try watching something else." Cavey picked up some DVDs of cartoons from the same studio as Too Much. "Sherman Shrimp and the Atlantans? Groovy Spector? Mr. Robot's Lovely Ladies? Hey, they just recycling same premise over and over again! What kind of cut-rate production company is this?"

The caveman then placed the stack of DVDs back onto the table and exhaled.

Just then, Taffy and Junior arrived home from school.

"Cavey, we're home!" Taffy sang.

"Yeah, we're home!" Junior added.

"Unga, how was school today, son?" Cavey picked up Junior and ruffled his hair.

"It was okay, dad." Junior said. "Nothing new."

"Junior sweetie, why don't you go upstairs and play for a bit?" Taffy asked the little cave boy. "Mommy and daddy have to talk for a bit."

"Okay ma!" Junior said before running upstairs.

As soon as he left, Taffy sat down next to Cavey to talk to him.

"Cavey, can I talk to you for a second?" She asked him.

"What is it?" asked Cavey.

"Junior is having trouble making friends at school." Taffy explained. "All the other kids pick on him and think he's some sort of hairy monster or something."

"Hmm." Cavey nodded thoughtfully. "Me 'fraid of that."

"Junior needs help making friends, so I was thinking that maybe you could volunteer at his school tomorrow." Taffy continued. "So, what do you say?"

Cavey thought for a moment, then he nodded.

"Okay me do it." He said. "As long as me name is Captain Caveman!"

"Super terrific!" Taffy said. "So what're you watching?"


Meanwhile over at Brenda's house, Brenda was doing her homework when she saw her mother and her sister coming inside with some shopping bags.

"Mom? Becca? What's going on?" She asked them.

"Oh hi Brenda." said Laurel. "Sorry, we didn't see you there. We were out buying Becca some new clothes for school."

"New clothes? You never buy me new clothes for school!" Brenda pointed out.

"I know Brenda, but Becca is living with us again and I thought it would be great for her to look nice." Laurel replied.

"Yeah, nice." Becca smirked.

"Sure, perhaps you'd be interested in bringing the house down with your looks alone." Brenda rolled her eyes.

"Now Brenda, I want to be nice to your sister!" Laurel waved her finger. "She's new around town and needs someone to help guide her, namely you."

"Whatever you say, Mom." Brenda said as she turned back to her homework.

"Good." Laurel nodded. "Now both of you wash up for dinner and it's off to bed."

"Yes ma'am." The girls nodded.

Once Laurel was out of sight, both sisters groaned.

"Well sis, it looks we are stuck together, again." Becca glared.

"Well I'm not exactly thrilled about this either." Brenda retorted.

"Just pray that I won't trip you when you're carrying your books!" Becca said snootily.

Brenda growled as she watched her sister walk upstairs.

"It's days like this where I wish was an only child." She mumbled.


Author's Note:

Normally I'd tell you to stay tuned, but this time, I'd like to say something...

HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!