This is my first fanfic so please go easy on me. It's all third person point of views, little easier to read and understand the fanfic. Some parts will be added or changed so I can blend some characters in this movie/fanfic. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing that has to do with Iron Man or Gravity Falls.
Present Time
Day Time: Kunar Province, Afghanistan
In the desert on dirt road, five military trucks are driving through in high-alert encase there's an attack. Dipper Pines seated behind the passenger seat in a fancy suit with sunglasses on and a glass of scotch with ice in his hand. A radio playing in the background in the middle of the truck, AD/DC.
Soldier 1 is sitting in the passenger seat in front of Dipper, Soldier 2 is on the left of Dipper in the back, behind the driver's seat and Soldier 3 which is a female is in the driver's seat, driving through the desert. Dipper notices the tension and breaks the silence.
Dipper says, "I feel like you're driving me to a court-martial. This is crazy." He then asks, "What did I do? I feel like you're gonna snuff me. What, not allowed to talk?" Dipper looks at soldier 2 and yells, "Hey, Forrest!"
"We can talk, sir." Soldier 2 stated.
Dipper asks, "Oh, I see. So it's personal?"
Soldier 3 who was driving tells him, while still looking at the road, "No, you intimidate them."
Dipper looks at her shockingly but quickly says, "Good God, you're a woman. I honestly- I couldn't have called it. I mean I would apologize but isn't that what we're going for here, I thought of you as a soldier first."
"I'm an airman." Soldier 3 responds.
"You have, actually, excellent bone structure, there. I'm kind of having a hard time not looking at you now. Is that weird?" Dipper asks. They laugh at his joke, loosening up a bit. "Come on, its okay, laugh."
Soldier 1 asks, "Sir, I have a question to ask."
Dipper says, "Yes, please."
"Is it true you went for 12 with last year's Maxim cover models?" Soldier 1 asks.
Dipper answers while taking off his glasses, "That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict, but unfortunately, the Christmas cover was twins. Anything else?" He asks, looking at Soldier 2 and see his hand raised a bit. "You're kidding me with the hand up, right?"
Soldier 2 asks, "Is it cool if I take a picture with you?"
"Yes. It's very cool." Dipper answers. They both were leaning toward each other in the middle of the truck, Soldier 2 hands over his camera to Soldier 1 to take a picture of them. "All right. I don't want to see this on your MySpace page." He jokes. Soldier 2 raises his hand up to form a peace sign and Dipper jokes, "Please, no gang signs." Soldier 2 lowers his hand, "No, throw it up. I'm kidding." Soldier 2 raise his peace sign again, "Yeah, peace. I love peace. I'd be out of a job with peace."
Soldier 1 was taking too long to take the picture and Soldier 2 tells him, "Come on. Hurry up. Just click it. Don't change any settings." Right after he said that, the truck in front of them exploded, they all duck for cover, now everyone is alarmed. The vehicle stops moving.
Soldier 3 yells, "Contact left!"
Dipper looks around and asks worriedly, "What's going on?"
Soldier 3 leaves the truck to fire her weapon, but got quickly shot down.
Soldier 1 yells to soldier 2, "Jimmy, stay with Dipper Pines!" He goes outside and starts to shoot at the enemy but also gets shot.
Jimmy yells at Dipper Pines as he pushes his shoulder down, "Get down." Dipper quickly obeys not wanting to get shot and killed. While Soldier 2 is loading his gun, he yells out, "Son of a bitch!" He turns to leave the truck and leave Dipper alone.
Dipper sees him about to leave and yells fearfully out to him, "Wait, wait, wait! Give me a gun!"
Jimmy yells through the window to him, "Stay here!" He turns to shoot but a bomb hits the ground near him, it explodes, killing him.
Dipper still in the truck, hears ringing in his ears because of the bomb then recovers and leaves the truck to see the destruction outside, bullets being shot everywhere, bombs going off in the background, one goes off near him and he starts running forward, smoke everywhere. Another bomb goes off and he quickly jumps for cover behind a rock, leaning against it, he takes out his phone to call for help, but then a missile lands a few feet away from him, he looks at it, beeping meaning it's about to go off, and he quickly notices the name on it "PINES INDUSTRIES", he shouts in fear as he stood up. The missile goes off, he gets hit, making him fly back and land hard on the ground, blood starts sweeping through his shirt, shows that he has on a protective vest, but still got injured and he lays his head back down. Dipper got hit with sharps of the missile, faintly hearing voices while going unconscious.
Night: Cave
When Dipper woke up, he notices a bag over his head and sees a bright light, voices of the enemy around him. Suddenly the bag gets ripped off of his head, he's blinded for a moment before seeing his surroundings and notices the men that captured him and that they are in some sort of cave, guns pointed at him from behind and to his left a man is reading from a piece of paper, in front there's a man videotaping them. Dipper is covered in blood, sweat and dirt from the attack, wrapped around his chest is bandages in the area where he got hit, blood still coming through. Dipper notices in that moment, life won't be the same.
IRON DIPPER