AN: This story is rated M for featuring gay sex (M/M), and references to drug and alcohol. If you are uncomfortable reading this kind of stuff, then I advise you don't read this.

Disclaimer: I do not own smash bros or any characters used in this story.

English is not my first language

Before coming to join the smash roster to replace the previous Link, Link was the hero of Hyrule but after beating calamity Ganon, he didn't really have much to do with his life. Zelda, the princess of hyrule attempted to romance him, yet Link took no interest in romancing women. Zelda was perfectly okay with this, as being gay or bisexual was not seen as unusual in hyrule, no one was judged or seen as different over it. Zelda proceeded to become best friends with Link, but she did have concerns about him. When Link wasn't cooking or hunting, which we're some of his normal hobbies, he was out having sex with other hylian men. He never showed interest in committing to any one person, he frequently wouldn't even ask for a name during his one night stands, and it always made Zelda worry about him. When the day arrived that Link was invited to smash, she hoped this would be what ended his nasty habit. Even Link hated his lust for cock. Though he enjoyed every minute of intercourse he would have, he always went home feeling like a filthy whore.

"Do not let anyone take advantage of you, you deserve to be happy" she said with tears in her eyes. She hugged him one last time before watching wave and disappear in the distance.

There were two mansions in between the smash arena, one to the north and one to the south. The south mansion was where the females of smash would stay, and the north mansion, the one he was currently entering, belonged to all the males. The men and the women were not allowed in the others mansions, but they could go out to some of the recreational areas if they wanted to visit with each other. Link walked up to the room that he was assigned to. There were many large rooms in the smash mansion, it was incredible to him, more incredible than the castle he defended most of his life. He knocked on the large dark oak door and waited for it to open. A man with a green hat and tunic peeked his head out and identified the stranger.

"Hi Link." the hylian greeted. He shook his hand. "You can call me Twilight for now, since we have the same name and all." He opened the door wider "You can come inside now"

Link stepped inside the room. He was in awe of his surroundings. The room was very spacious for a one person room. The floors were plated with glossy marble tiles, the walls were lined with rustic bricks and centered on the back wall was a fluffy king sized bed next to a window illuminating beautiful rays of sunlight behind a silk curtain. The dresser, the nightstand, the desk, and the bookshelf were all smooth dark oak, like the door to the room. It reminded him of home in a way.

"If you're amazed by this, you should see the bigger rooms. You're lucky you get to room by yourself" Twilight chuckled.

"Not everyone has their own room like this?" Questioned Link.

"No, actually most of the rooms are separated by games. The biggest room on this floor is the fire emblem room since they have so many people, the children all stay in their own room downstairs, and there's two people who stay in the room next to yours, I think they're from a game called Kid Icarus? I don't really know" he shook his head. "By the way, thank you for taking over my place as Link on the roster." He smiled

"No problem, what made you decide to leave?" Link asked curiously.

"Personally, I couldn't handle the pressure. The people here can sometimes be a bit rowdy for my liking. Plus I miss hyrule." Twilight dropped his head a little.

"Well I hope you'll enjoy yourself, I promise not to let you down!" He have a quick thumbs up to Twilight.

"I see." Grinned Twilight. "You'll fit in perfectly here. Just, try to avoid Ganandorf, he's not particularly font of us Links." Twilight waved and left the room.

Link felt the blood drain from his face. Ganon was here? In the roster? He suddenly felt his stomach drop to his toes. "W-wait!" He reached out to the door as it closed. Twilight was gone. He started to internally panic until he noticed a small present on his dresser. Was that always there? He didn't remember seeing it while Twilight was talking. He fumbled to untie the ribbon and lifted the lid. Inside was a black vibrator next to a note.

"Welcome to smash, hyrule slut." On the bottom of the note written in big bold letters read GANON. Link almost passed out. His mind started to freak out again.

"Ganon not only has it against me already, he KNOWS of my whorish past..." Link thought to himself. He felt himself panicking more and more every second. He had to calm himself somehow. He thought of the bag of potions he brought with him but quickly shook the thought off. The other thing Zelda worried about Link was how he abused the way he used potions. There were many kinds of good potions, ones that would heal those in need of healing or give courage to those who needed it, but there were also some other potions which were a little more dangerous. Link often loaded up on potions that would make the sadness of his life go away by making him feel nothing inside, no depression, no self anger, and no horniness, or potions that have quick bursts of joy that wore off quickly and gave terrible withdrawals. These were the potions that make him and Zelda worry about his own well-being.

"If not potions, then what?" He thought to himself. He looked inside of the box again. The vibrator was still sitting there, untouched. He thought about this for a moment. Part of him wanted to put his sexual past behind him forever and focus on smash for now, but the other part of him already accepted that he was a slut and there was nothing he could do about it. Plus, having an orgasm always calmed his muscles. After deeply considering both options, he took the vibrator out of the box and sat down on his bed.

Link undid his pants and pulled them partially down. He sucked on his fingers to lubricate them and stuck them inside of his tight hole. He tried not to moan as he really didn't want anyone else to hear. He scissored his fingers inside himself then turned on the vibrator to half power. He started by teasing himself by circling his hole while letting surges of pleasure roam his lower regions. Then he decided to push it in far. Upon doing that, he accidentally let a moan slip from his mouth. He covered his mouth with his other hand and froze. He really hoped no one heard that.

Unfortunately for Link, the noise caught the attention of a dark angel in the room to the left. Dark Pit, who was bored as hell, decided to investigate. Pit was in the corner of the room looking at the pictures inside a book (he can't read) so he took no notice to Dark Pit at the moment. Dark Pit placed his ear against the wall, the walls were thick but you could still hear sounds from other rooms if you really tried. Dark pit heard a soft buzzing and a person with staggered breathing. A grin appeared on Dark Pits face as he realized what was happening. He thought about how he hadn't had sex in a while, and how his counterpart, Pit, was naive to this stuff. Dark Pit decided he was going to have a little fun with his new neighbor.

Dark Pit kicked the book away from Pit, grabbing Pits attention. "Hey Pit stain, come with me, we're going to go properly "introduce" ourselves to our new friend." He smirked

Pit thought it seemed out of character for Dark Pit to want to be friendly to others, but thought nothing of it and happily agreed. "Okay Pittoo, lets go!" Dark Pit rolled his eyes at the stupid nickname Pit had given him but continued his way to Links room.