Disclaimer: I am not George Lucas, J.K. Rowling, Terry Brooks, or James Luceno.
JAMES POTTER
THE PHANTOM MENACE
Turmoil has engulfed the Ministry
of Magic. The taxation of trade
routes to outlying regions is
being disputed.
Hoping to resolve the matter with
a blockade of deadly battleships,
the greedy Magical Trading
Standards Body has stopped
all shipping to the small and
peaceful region of Hangleton.
While the Wizengamot endlessly
debates this alarming change of
events, the Minister for Magic
has secretly dispatched two
Auror Knights to settle the
conflict . . .