Legend of the Godly Wolf -大神伝説-
Prologue: The Genesis of a Superbeing
Author's Notes: So far this fic seems to have been received a bit better than I expected. Even though I had mainly written it for my own amusement, it's gratifying to see others appreciating my absurd sense of humor. Special thanks to Raeror and Rie Sonomura for encouraging me to join the Super Smash Prose discord (a server for Super Smash Bros. stories and art - code: gDX48ua) and share this story there as well as to An Preson Peepul for some feedback on the formatting.
6:21 PM, April 9, 2020
The Stage: Battlefield
The Items: Smash Balls Only
The Fighters: Wolf, Palutena, Sonic, Pikachu
"You're too slow!" Sonic's obnoxious battle cry tore through Wolf O'Donnell as his claws tore through the space the wretched creature had been standing a moment before.
"Where'd you run off to, whelp?" Wolf snarled as he scanned the area in front of him with his single eye. He looked up just in time to see a blue ball hurtling towards his head. Nyow-kapow! Wolf staggered backwards, dazed from the blow. Curses, this could get ugly. However, the subsequent hits he had expected did not come. As his head cleared, he saw Palutena deliver the finishing blow to Pikachu, but his nemesis was not in view.
He turned around and saw Sonic homing in on a Smash Ball he had not realized was even on the battlefield. Cursing himself for being so unperceptive, he pulled out his blaster even though it seemed to him that he had no chance of firing it before Sonic could strike the ball. The sphere shattered and from the shards arose seven crystals. The chaos emeralds began orbiting Sonic as their power lifted him off the ground. Before he could transform however, something slammed into his face. He fell to the ground and the emeralds scattered. Holding his bleeding nose, he glanced up to see Palutena gathering up the emeralds, his blood dripping down her shield.
"Hey lady, what do you think you're doing? You don't know how to controls those!" The Goddess merely smirked and began to transform. Her hair began to stir as if blown by the wind and turned gold; her breasts expanded enough to open a slight tear in her dress; her lips turned the same shade of green her hair had been; the lower portion of her dress ripped off, as if caught in a tornado, revealing most of her thighs.
Super Palutena took a deep breath, as if tasting the air for the first time, then began to laugh as she tried flying through the air. Sonic jumped off the stage while Wolf stood his ground and braced for impact. The golden goddess collided with him, and a strange sensation consumed him. Though there was pain, it was not nearly as much as he expected. He felt energy flowing through him and began to shiver as if he were caught in a blizzard. However, an intense heat was threatening to overwhelming him, and the last thing he remembered before losing consciousness was staring at his paws expecting to see them set ablaze any second.
"Hey, are you okay!" An annoying voice pierced Wolf's already throbbing head, dragging him back into the world of the waking. He opened his eye, to see Sonic and Palutena, both in their normal forms, staring at him with great concern as he lay on the ground. He sat up, and felt a bizarre weight pulling his upper body. He looked down and saw two furry mounds stuck to his chest.
"What is this?" he muttered, then lay back down, dizzy from the effort it took to rise.
"There's no easy way to say this..." Sonic said. Wolf glanced to his side, and saw Pikachu eyeing him with a look one would have if they saw their favorite superstar vomiting on the side of the road. The confused canine closed his eye and began to speak.
"I presume your discount dragon balls screwed up my body somehow, right?" He looked back up at Sonic, who nodded and began to answer.
"I've seen this before..." Sonic paused and exchanged a nervous glance with Pikachu, then continued: "It seems that the emeralds transferred some of Palutena's powers to you." Wolf staggered to his feet and demanded that Palutena let him look into her mirror-shield. She held it up, and Wolf O'Donnell saw that he now had a feminine body, with wide hips, large breasts, and female genitalia. He had somehow lost all his clothes, with the exception of his eyepatch, so he could see green highlights throughout his silver fur, particularly his hair and tail. You know, I actually look pretty good like this! He felt heavenly strength flowing through him and smiled to himself, a grin that Sonic viewed with trepidation.
"Don't worry," the hedgehog said, trying to ignore to worry that was beginning to settle in his chest, "I know how you can get your old body back." The divine dog responded by simply laughing.
"You know, now that I've gotten over the shock, I'm beginning to feel great! Maybe I'll hang onto this body for a while." At this, Palutena finally spoke up.
"No, you will not. You're a dog, not a god. You cannot handle my body." Wolf held up his paw, channeled godly energy into it, then struck Palutena. She cried out in shock, flew back three meters, and plummeted over the edge of the stage.
"I'm afraid you're wrong, sweet little thing. I am entirely capable. Behold the multiverse's newest superbeing, Wolfutena!" He struck a dramatic pose, sticking his chest out, placing his paws behind his head, and holding his tail out to the side. "Witness the power!"
Wolfutena materialized on a cliff that was completely barren aside from the light of the full moon. "It seems that I've worked out how to warp," he whispered to himself. And with that, I believe I've mastered all of my sexy powers. Now, the only thing that remains is to find out what to do with them. He gazed down upon the world from the edge of his cliff.
Here I am, a proud wolf alone in the dark. However, a true goddess needs followers. Thankfully, with this enticing figure, I'm sure no man could resist the urge to worship me. This world is filled with strong, handsome men that I'd love to have serving me. Terry Bogard, Solid Snake, Ken Masters... oh my me, I haven't the faintest idea where to begin! He spent a moment deliberating which of these sheep would be an ideal first member of his flock.
It should be someone knows how to handle themselves around a goddess but also doesn't have a problem letting loose. That boy in the swimsuit with the big sword looks like he knows how to have a good time. Shulk was his name I think. I've heard he was once friends with a goddess, so that's excellent. I'm not sure if he's looking for a new faith but rest assured I can find a way to convert him. When a goddess goes into heat, how can you say no?
To Be Continuted...
