Ok so I got this idea of what if Serena and Mina from Sailor Moon met the Decepticons. I know it's a weird combo but yeah why not go with it. Because of how Serena is, she might be able to change their ways. Or they corrupt her and Mina (yeah right.) Anyway enjoy.

Chapter 1

Serena glared at the screen in front of her in hopes of it exploding. Loud footsteps interrupted her glaring.

"Glaring at the screen will do nothing." a voice spoke.

"Well maybe if I glare hard enough something with happen Megatron." Serena replied.

Megatron chuckled. Ever since he and his Decepticons met Serena and Mina things had been eventful.

"You and Mina need rules so you two don't get killed." he stated recalling several situations.

"If entities of evil couldn't kill us, what makes you think those events will." Serena said looking at the far bigger being.

"You two are humans around sentient alien robots that could crush you." Megatron remarked.

Serena grumbled as the Decepticon leader left her to write up some rules.

Rule #1: Mina is banned from the med-bay

(That was bad)

(Poor Knock Out)

(His med-bay was in ruins once Mina left)

Rule #2: If Mina and Skywarp are cackling RUN!

(Oh that was a bad day)

(All I will say is Starscream lived up to his name)

Rule#3: I am banned from cooking anything

(Megatron was confused as to how I burned soup)

(He has Barricade get Mina and I food)

Rule #4: Movies with aliens are banned

(The 'cons found them irritating)

(Mina and I laugh at them)

(The two of are technically aliens too)

Rule #5: No fanart

(I find whoever made that art Diamond and I will die)

(Megatron was not pleased he found art of him and Optimus Prime romantically involved)

(They are brothers and it's beyond wrong)

Rule #6: Fanfiction is banned as well

(Mina you sadistic woman)

(No wonder you have the Seeker Trine as your guardians)

(You are a mix of all three)

(Anyway Mina showed us and it was bad)

Rule #7: If I'm having nightmares I can't keep it to myself

(Damn you Mina!)

(I had to stay in Megatron's quarters for a month after he found out)

Rule #8: Unlike Mina I don't have a guardian

(I think they just pass me around)

(So they all keep an eye on me)

Rule #9: No horror games

(Once again Starscream lived up to his name)

Rule #10: Mina is not allowed coffee

(I rather not get into this)

(Just follow the rule)

And done. Even though this is considered a crossover I will simply keep in the Transformers section. Please send me rules if you have them. Review and no flames.