It was a sunny day in America. People were walking around busily enjoying their life about to go to work etc. But we are here to look at these two massive bulky English boys.

"That will be $3 boy." The coca cola man said. One of the men started pulling it out until it was snatched by a black boy who then ran off.

We now see the boy run into an alleyway happily as he checks the stolen wallet for money and grins widely as he see's some in it.

As he's about to walk off someone grabs him by his collar and throw's him to the ground

"You scumbag!" The police man screams as he hits him on the head with a baton. Picking him up he throws him into a wall and hold's him up against it

"I'll make sure you'll spend the next twenty years in the slammer!" He roared again.

"I'm sorry!" The black boy wails in pain. "It was just a wallet!" He quickly adds in hopes of the man letting him go

"Shut your mouth!" The police man shouts tightening his grip on the boy. "I hate little shit's like you!" He pulled the boy up and grabbed his head. "I'm feelin' nice today though. Just bring me $20 every week and half of whatever you steal."

"Excuse us..." a manlish voice said. We now see the people who's wallet got stolen leaning on the wall they both had the same hat on but different clothes

The police man noticed the men at the opening and spoke "oh it's the dumbass who's wallet was stolen" the smaller one flinched at that and seemed pissed off. "I'm taking the wallet as evidence" the taller one of the pair seemed calm but the other was clearly pissed off.

They both took their hats off revealing their hair. "Uh how should I say this?" The taller one began. he began ruffling his hair. "Well you see...The thing is,I gave him the wallet, Officer"

The black boy face morphed from fear to shock as he heard the sentence. 'Completely out of the blue, a six foot four and a possibly six foot three brits came to my defense!'

"So well...I'll need you to give up the boy and the wallet."

"What?" The police man exclaimed.

"I did give him the wallet. He's a friend of ours" the man pointed to the other who then shook his head

"Joseph must you be so carefree?" The now dubbed Joseph just grinned in response and then turned back to the police man.

"So as I was saying. Please let him go" the police man turned to Joseph and dumbly smirked.

"Oh a friend?" The police man started walking over to Joseph and the other one. He put his hand on Joseph's shoulder as his friend came over. "Then tell me what's your friend's name?" The police man picked his nose and pulled out a snot. "Don't lie to us. Feel like joinin' him in jail, dumbass?. The police man shoved the snot on Joseph's face. The other on flinched and looked ready to blow.

"Can I ask you something?" Joseph asked. "I'm slightly confused. What is the meaning of this action?" That ended up pissing the officer off as he shouted

"There is no meaning! We do it because it feels good, dumbass! If someone puts a booger on one cheek, then you should offer the other-" He was shut up by the other man punching him and breaking his nose (and probably all his face)

"You piece of shit I'll break you!!" The man then started bashing his face with his fist punch after punch the officer started falling unconscious.

"Jacob stop you'll get arrested!" It seems sense came back to him as he stopped turning the officers face into pudding. The other one's hand started shaking uncontrollably in fear and slight rage.

We get a clear look on now dubbed Jacob and joseph. Joseph was brown haired and soft looking classic charmer face. Jacob was similar expect being shorter and having wilder hair going wild in every direction but still having the lover boy face.

Joseph seen the police officer point the gun and smirked. He pointed the Coke bottle at the officer. The lid started shaking and then it fired at the trigger ending up breaking the officers finger. "AHHH" the officer screamed.

Joseph then looked at the black boy and came over. He handed him his hand "what's your name? I'm Joseph and hot-shot over their is Jacob we're the joestar's!" The black boy shakily got up.

"Smokey. Smokey brown is my name." Joseph grinned in what seemed a victory grin. Joseph then looked at the cops that were on the ground writhing in pain. His face morphed into fear as he grabbed Jacob.

"Jacob we have to go granny Erina's gonna kill us!" Jacob's face also turned into fear. He then noticed smokey.

"Smokey come with us." Jacob said. Smokey just nodded and ran off with them

Timeskip to After the fight/ A.k.A facing Erina's wrath.

Joseph, Jacob and Smokey were crossing the road when a car driver started beeping at them.

"Why don't you look where you're going you dolt!? Go find a dog to lick your ass clean! Now get out of the way you..." The bus driver wasn't able to finish his sentence as Jacob had him by the collar.

"Hello! What as that I couldn't hear you! Say it again so I can hear you." Jacob put his face closer to the man. "Or I might have to punch you!" The bus driver's face morphed into fear as the thought of getting punched.

"Jojo...what are you doing?" A mysterious old and wise voice asked. Jacob slowly turned around to face the woman. His face morphed into horror at the sound of the voice.

"G-Granny Erina!" Jacob's terrified voice broke threw the silence.

"Jacob what are you doing to that man?" Erina repeated herself. Jacob looked behind her to see the smug Joseph and a confused Smokey looking at the pair.

'Why is Jacob so frightened?' Smokey asked himself. Jacob quickly dropped the man back into the car and faced Erina.

"Well,uh you see" Jacob frantically looked around until he found something to escape from her wrath. It turns out it was a taxi!

"I was just grabbing a taxi for us!" Jacob said relieved. Erina walked into the taxi followed by a moping Joseph and a confused Smokey.

We now see the joestar's (and Smokey) sitting in the taxi. Joseph had a thoughtful expression on his face as he concentrated on an idea.

"Hey granny Erina?"

"Yes Jojo?"

"So how far does your relationship with Speedwagon go?"

"What are you inplining Jojo?"

"Well Speedwagon is single. And you're a widow so I was wondering were you's..."

It seems Erina got the message as she pulled out the umbrella of doom (legend has it it's taking hundreds of lives) and started wacking Joseph with it. Joseph's cries of pain got a snicker out of Jacob as he had been waiting for this moment.

"I was joking granny! It was a joke!" Joseph's desperate attempts to convince her made Jacob (and Smokey but he never admits it) burst out laughing the whole way to the restaurant.

At the restaurant

"This restaurant really has gone down if they allow mutts Like him in here!" A mobster says as he eyes Smokey.

Smokey noticing Joseph getting angry and tried to defuse the situation. "It's okay I'll leave" Smokey tried to reason but it seemed to piss Joseph off even more.

"Nobody diss's my friends and gets away with it!" Joseph shouted and was about to hit him until Erina stopped him. "C'mon Granny! He's hurting Smokey!" Jacob looked at Erina to Joseph to Smokey.

"Granny. Please let Joseph knock some sense into him" Erina looked at the two boys and smiled.

'You would be proud of them Jonathan.' She then put on her serious face and waved her hand in a 'go on' motion. Joseph smiles and looked back at him.

"Get ready big guy I'm gonna make you have a new wave of pain!" The thug went to put his hand in his pocket as Joseph smirked. "Try the back pocket!" The thug seen that his knuckledusters weren't in his pocket so he tried the back pocket. To his surprise they were their.

"How did you know that!?" The gangster said. Joseph only smiled in response.

"There a Marks on your knuckle's which mean's you recently fought and blood on your shirt. Which mean's you took of your jacket. This also means you had nowhere to put it. So you put it in your back pocket." Joseph's statement made him smile in pride but ended up aggravating the thug. The thug ended up putting on the knuckleduster's

"And your next line is: Knowing that won't help you punk." Joseph exclaimed.

"Knowing that won't help you punk!" The thug noticed what he said "What!?" The thug went to punch Joseph's face in. Punch after punch. "You Like that punk!" He kept punching until Joseph showed his face.

"You know you haven't been hitting me." The thug looked down to see a hat rack...and it was stuck in his hand.

"AHHHHHH" The thug let louse a roar of pain and fell on the ground. He started rolling around in pain and soon stopped passing out from the pain. A few people around started clapping but then a man came over to them from another table. Jacob got up and walked over to Joseph standing beside him.

"I'm very sorry for the behaviour of my subourinate. But I'm here to inform you of some terrible new's that Speedwagon has been killed." The boss said. Erina's face turned pale as she heard that sentence. Jacob looked over at Erina and then to the thug's boss.

"I could le-" The boss couldn't finish his sentence as he had been punched hard in the face making him fall back and hurt his back.

"Do you have no sense? Your after upsetting granny now I'll say this once. Leave and don't come back"