A small child sits on the floor, playing with his own feet. He is a quiet child with dark hair and blue eyes, wearing a red hoodie. Suddenly, he looks up and grins.
"HEY! Gonna read this fanfiction, huh?!?" He stands up and points a thumb behind him, seeming to be talking to you. "This one about ZIM and GAZ!? DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! I don't judge!" He laughs, probably judging you anyway. He flings his arms in the air, happily.
"ANYWAY! Just call me Re-cap kid!" He points to himself and grins again, it's unsettling. "I'm here because this is a SEQUEL to a DIFFERENT fanfiction, that you probably already read. And if you didn't? THAT'S WHY I'M HERE!!!"
Somehow, the child had managed to flip onto his head without you noticing. He continues shouting, waving his arms around, still balancing on his head.
"BASICALLY! I gotta tell you about anything that has happened BEFORE this story! SO you don't get all LOST and stuff! Like 'huh? What's going on? I don't undERSTAND!!!' Like THAT!" The child is now wearing a strange, green, dog hat that says 'POOP'. He continues screaming.
"Anyway! So here's the thing: You know ZIM? And you know GAZ? Well they're DATING now! And it's really WEIRD! Basically ZIM got a crush on GAZ so he gave her stuff, like a ROCK! Eventually she liked him back and they started DATING! AND IT'S WEIRD!"
"But that's not the best part! Ya know DIB? ZIM'S MORTAL ENEMY AND GAZ'S BIG BROTHER? Weeeellll… He didn't like it very much. So here's the best part! DIB CALLED TAK! Ya know Tak? That one Irken that tried to steal Zim's mission? Well she came back cause Dib wanted her to KILL ZIM! He wasn't too happy about them being together! No sirree! But get THIS! TAK DOUBLE-CROSSED EVERYBODY! She was still gonna kill Zim, but also GAZ cause she wanted revenge on ZIM!"
"THERE WAS THIS HUGE BATTLE TO THE DEATH AND IT WAS AWESOME! But then TAK died! And then I got sad… cause I liked Tak." The child began to pout.
"ANYWAY!" He screamed, flinging his arms up again. "Gaz moved in with ZIM cause she loved him and stuuuff. And cause she didn't like Dib anymooooreeee. And then THIS HAPPENED!"