A/N: This story was written for Nika Futterman's birthday on October 25th. Thought I'd shoot this out as soon as I could. I hope anyone who reads this enjoys it.
We are shown a black screen at first until we see colorful blocks with our beloved Cartoon Network characters such as Dexter and Dee Dee, the Powerpuff Girls, the Eds, and Cow and Chicken. As they are shown, we hear a song starting up.
"1, 2, 3, 4!" Dexter's voice counted as the other Cartoon Cartoon stars started to sing their theme song together.
"Cartoon Cartoon Fridays! Cartoon Cartoon Fridays! NA NA NA! NA NA NA! NA NA NA! NA NA NA! NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!~"
The F disc rolled into a wall, showing Chicken as he crossed his wings with his foot tapping as Bubbles giggled.
"Is THAT it?" Chicken glared.
"NO! That is not it!" Dexter glared back.
"NA NA NA! NA NA NA! NA NA NA! NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!" The Cartoon Cartoons continued as we see clips from their shows on the screen.
"Don't make me sing!" Courage whimpered.
"LAAAAAAAAAAA!~" The Cartoon Cartoons concluded together as the theme song ended.
The F Disc soon shot around like a pinball in a pinball machine as the main stage was shown with Mike Mazinsky in the center of a big table with a smile with the other Cartoon Cartoon stars with her, along with her co-stars: Lu and Og. It seemed like everybody was there at the table such as Eustace and Muriel Bagge, their dog Courage, Johnny Bravo, The Eds, the Powerpuff Girls, the Mayor with Ms. Bellum, Dexter, Dee Dee, Otto Osworth, Sheep, Cow & Chicken, I.R. Baboon, I.M. Weasel, and Sheep.
"Good evening, everyone!" Mike smiled to the fourth wall. "Mike Mazinsky here and welcome to Cartoon Cartoon Fridays, and it's a very special night."
"And you might be wondering why it's so special." Og spoke up.
"I forgot to wear underwear, guys." Ed spoke up.
"Ew, no!" Lu grimaced.
"Allow me, Michelene." Weasel replied.
Lu snickered from that which got her a glare from Mike.
"Today is our very own Mike's birthday tonight, so we're having a special Cartoon Cartoon Fridays in her honor," Weasel soon informed the viewers at home. "So we thank you all for joining us for games, presents, and more only on Cartoon Network!"
"Happy Birthday, Mike!" Everyone announced happily to the tomboy.
"Aw, you guys are the best." Mike smiled at them.
"What makes HER so special?" Sarah grumbled.
"Well, most of you." Mike rolled her eyes to Ed's little sister.
"Baby Sister, be nice to my friends." Ed told Sarah.
"Or what?" Sarah glared.
"Or else you won't be getting any cake, Sarah." Weasel replied.
"Oh, uh, of course, I'll behave, Mr. Weasel," Sarah grinned innocently. "Who here is a cute little angel, huh?"
"Definitely not you." Lu muttered.
"Oh, look who's talkin', Princess!" Sarah glared.
The two soon got into a fight cloud which made Mike roll her eyes.
"That's right! Tonight is Mike's birthday, so it's Mike's choice on tonight's CCF episodes!" The announcer took it from there. "Viewers, don't worry, you can still vote on the dotcom pick for next Friday, so don't miss it!"
"Right!" Mike's voice added as the roster was shown. "Starting tonight at 7:00, we got a brand new Mike, Lu, & Og!"
"Starring ME." Lu's voice replied.
"If anything you're a co-star." Og's voice told his cousin.
"Whatever! Just as long as this episode doesn't have any Cuzzlewitz in it!" Lu's voice replied.
"Guys, I'm tryin' to do something here," Mike's voice told the island kids. "As I was saying... Tonight is a brand new Mike, Lu, & Og, followed by a brand new Johnny Bravo! Then at 8:00, there'll be a Cow & Chicken with Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy! It's all happening right here on Cartoon Cartoon Fridays!"
Lu and Sarah yelled out as they were still tumbling with each other in the background right behind Mike.
"Maybe I'll make a birthday wish to put Sarah on a bus to Boomerang Acres." Mike mumbled to herself.
The episode soon started which was time for a break for the animated actors as Mike's birthday party started.
"Oh, Mike, I hope you like this party we set up for you," Ed beamed. "How old are you now?"
"13," Mike replied. "Thanks, big guy, it's pretty good so far."
"I hope that you love these gift-wrapped boxes with items inside from colorful paper and the special day you were born pastry with toppings." Double D smiled.
"...What does that mean in English?" Dee Dee asked.
"He means Mike is going to love the presents, and the birthday cake we made for her." June replied.
"Oh." Dee Dee smiled bashfully.
"You have a lot to learn, my dear seester." Dexter replied.
"I do..." Dee Dee said.
Eddy smirked as he tried to get some cake.
"Don't touch the cake!" Velma said. "It's for later."
"Velma Dinkley?" Eddy asked. "You're here too?"
"Well, sure," Velma replied. "Just about everybody in Cartoon Network was invited."
"Like, I'm game for cake any time!" Shaggy smiled.
"Just remember that it's for later," Mike replied. "Perhaps now we could put candles in it and you guys could sing to me after the episode."
"Sure, Mike," Fred replied. "What episode is it anyway?"
"It's a special about how I first came to the Albonquetine Island," Mike smiled. "I really hope that the fans like it."
"Yeah, all two of them." Sarah smirked.
"Hey! You leave Mike's show alone!" Otto glared.
"Ooooohhh~" The others teased.
"Uh... I mean... Mike has a hard enough time already without people like you making it worse and you better stop!" Otto told Sarah, blushing slightly.
"Sarah, if you keep up this bad behavior, you'll be asked to leave." Weasel firmly told Sarah.
"I didn't do anything." Sarah pouted innocently.
"Honestly! You're worse than Baboon sometimes in the earlier seasons of my series." Weasel rolled his eyes.
"IR thought it was our series?" Baboon replied to him.
"Right, it is, but it's named after me." Weasel remarked.
"Duh... Okay..." Baboon replied.
There was a doorbell sound before Mike got the door and beamed.
"Who else did she invite?" Double D wondered.
"Friends from Comedy Central." Weasel replied.
"Oh, dear!" Double D gulped. "But aren't they a little... More mature than we are?"
"There's a censor," Weasel replied. "They won't get away with raunchy language."
"Erm... If you say so, Weasel..." Double D said sheepishly.
"Did someone order six large pizzas?" A pizza delivery guy asked as he came to the door. "Two with mushrooms, two with pepperoni, and two with extra cheese."
"Oh, we did, sir," Weasel replied. "It's for the party."
"That'll be $32.50, please." The pizza delivery guy said.
Weasel paid him that exactly and took the pizza. "Keep the change."
"Have a nice party," The pizza delivery guy said. "Also, about seven people and some sorta dog hitched a ride with me."
"Okay, guys, the pizzas are here and I want you to meet some friends from out of Cartoon Network." Mike told everyone.
"Pizzas?" Shaggy gushed. "Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!"
"Yum." Ed beamed.
"Okay, Mike, let's see these friends." Dee Dee smiled.
"Sure thing." Mike said as she brought out the cast of the show Drawn Together.
"Heeeello~..." The Drawn Together housemates announced together.
"Weasel, are you sure about this?" Double D asked. "I mean... You've warned us about Nickelodeon."
"I thought maybe this would be an okay one-time thing as long as they don't do what they do on Comedy Central," Weasel replied. "Speaking of Nickelodeon, Michelene also has friends from there."
Double D tried to keep his cool.
"Well, everyone, meet the Drawn Together gang," Mike introduced. "Captain Hero, Foxxy Love, Toot Braunstein, Princess Clara, Xandir P. Wifflebottom, Ling-Ling, Wooldoor Sockbat, and Spanky Ham."
"Oh, great... These rejects..." Sarah rolled her eyes. "I swear, your show is just meant to be as offensive as possible with knock-offs of Superman, Valerie from Josie & the Pussycats, Betty Boop, a Disney princess, Link from the Legend of Zelda, Pikachu, SpongeBob Squarepants, and Porky Pig."
"Whoooa... You some kinda mind reader?" Wooldoor smiled. "You're pretty smart and beautiful~"
"Oh... Uh... Thanks, I think." Sarah shrugged with a small smirk.
"Wanna be my girlfriend? I'll go on a never-ending quest to find you just like Xandir!" Wooldoor gushed.
"Ugh... Okay! You can stop now!" Sarah said with disgust.
"I'll never stop with ya!" Wooldoor smiled as he soon chased Sarah like he had a crush.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Sarah demanded. "MIIIIKE! MAKE HIM STOP!"
"Reminds me of that time with Haggis and Baggis." Mike commented.
"Yeah," Lu agreed before glaring. "I mean who? There's no such thing as Cuzzlewitz. You of all people should know that, City Girl."
"Touchy..." Mike rolled her eyes from that.
"Baa~" Sheep bleated in agreement.
Eventually, Mike's Nicktoon friends also came. Reggie, Sam, Otto, Twister, Arnold, Eliza, Jimmy, along with two new faces.
"Hey, it's you guys!" Mike smiled to them. "Uh... But who are you two?" she then asked the two new faces.
"Hi! I'm Timmy Turner." The brown-haired boy in pink replied.
"And I'm Cindy Vortex." The blonde girl in green added.
"Well, it's good to see you guys," Mike smiled. "Hello and welcome to the party."
"Thanks, Mike," Timmy smiled back. "Glad to be here."
Although, unknown to them, they were being spied on by a certain villain who had their eyes set on Mike. "Ah... Mike Mazinsky... We meet again..." They said to themselves. "You don't know it yet, but you'll soon be mine... And I'll make you rot... Happy Birthday... But it won't be so happy after tomorrow afternoon... Mwahahahaha..."
"This seems like a great party." Otto Rocket smiled to Mike.
"Yeah," Mike replied. "They set it up sometime earlier today before 7:00 when Johnny took me out for the day."
"Oh, Mike, there you are," Xandir smiled. "I had a surprise for you."
"Besides showing up fashionably late?" Mike replied.
"Heh, you're funny," Xandir said. "But anyway... It's for ALL of you..." he soon said to all of Mike's friends.
"Where's the cake?!" Toot called out.
"Yeah, I'm hungry!" Spanky added. "We came for cake! ...And Mike too. Sure. Whatever continuity this story is trying to appeal to."
"I thought it was for the Toonyverse... It definitely ain't the Perkyverse..." Foxxy replied.
"ANYWAY..." Xandir said from what he was telling Mike. "Everyone gather around. I have a wonderful surprise."
"A zombie?" Buttercup asked hopefully.
"Is Buttercup getting adopted?" Blossom asked hopefully.
"Am I getting adopted?!" Bubbles asked tearfully before she broke down into crying.
"No, no, nothing like that," Xandir replied. "Tomorrow, you're all coming with Mike and us over to the Litwak Arcade for a day of video games and fun!"
Everyone looked to each other with amazement and excitement from that.
"The arcade... Pretty sweet..." Twister smiled. "I'm gonna turn my allowance into quarters."
"What fun that'll be." Sam smiled back.
"I just have to wonder though..." Captain Hero said.
"What's that Captain Hero?" Princess Clara asked.
"...If this is classic Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon, what is SHE doing here?" Captain Hero asked as he gestured to Juniper Lee.
Everyone looked to each other as no one seemed to have an answer to that question.
Eventually, some time had passed and everyone sang Happy Birthday to Mike who smiled to all of her friends... And Sarah.
"Thanks, guys," Mike smiled as she hugged Ling-Ling as he sat in her lap. "Also thanks for making the cake, Marjorie."
"Oh, well, you know I love to bake." Marjorie smiled back.
"And after blowing out the fire and eating the fine special day pastry and frozen dairy treats, we hope you'll like to open the boxes that are gift wrapped." Double D smiled to Mike.
"Eh?" Billy spoke up. "Crazy smart Ed boy say what?"
"I'm forced to assume that he means blowing out the candles on the birthday cake and ice cream, Mike will open some presents." Mandy droned.
"That sounds right," Cindy replied. "Your sock hat friend reminds me a lot of Nerd-Tron, Mike."
"Would it kill you to be nice to Jimmy?" Arnold asked Cindy.
"It probably would." Reggie whispered with a smirk.
"Let the party begin!" Eddy announced.
Toot broke out of the crowd to eat the cake herself while Sarah tried to join in.
"Oh, it's so good to see someone appreciating the baked treat of pea cake." Marjorie smiled.
Sarah soon stopped eating and ran off as she cupped her mouth and went to throw up.
"Man, what a great birthday." Mike smiled as she opened her presents.
"Glad you like it, Mike." Foxxy smiled back.
"Ooh, I can't wait for tomorrow." Dee Dee beamed.
"Oh, neither can I... Neither can I... Hahahah..." The villain's voice chuckled as Mike's party continued before Cartoon Cartoon Fridays went on until it was over.