This is a story of how worlds collide in a epic war the likes of which camp halfblood, middle earth, Hogwarts, Disney, and looney tunes have never seen please read and enjoy
Authors note: I will be switching POV quite a lot also please review with your real opinion updates daily or two daily now let the story begin….NOW
Percy POV
I leaned against Thalia's pine and waited. I could sense something was about to happen. I turned to look at Annabeth, my girlfriend. she was tense with dagger in hand. then I heard it: drums a steady thumping "boom boom boom" I drew riptide and donned my helmet. "boom boom boom." Annabeth and I raced to the brazier on the lower side of the hill facing camp. "boom boom boom" we burned a maple torch and lit the warning braziers. I could hear chanting now "khazadum khazadum" just then an arrow made of roughly cut wood and warped black feathers hit the ground next to me. I looked to where the arrow had been shot from and I choked. An army of grey-skinned creatures with fangs and twisted faces was marching up the road. Their weapons were poorly made, but I had a feeling they could kill even so. The army, on closer inspection, had matching black armor and banners with crude paintings on them huge ogres pushed siege towers and catapults. Then they stopped and looked confused.
"Where the HELL are we. We were just marching to attack Gondor and" said a confused looking creature at the front who seemed to be the leader "kill kill kill kill kill" the rest of the creatures began chanting. "alright um so you surrender or prepare to meet death at the blade of the ORCS"
"Yeah woo that's what I'm grunting about" the orcs started cheering.
Me and Annabeth just stood our mouths open. We were shook out of our trance by the sound of hooves, and our mouths dropped even more as we turned to see a full cavalry charge of big men on horses.
"For Gondor for the Steward for middle ear— what? Were? What is going on?" the horses stopped as the man in front gasped at the army of orcs and us.
Finally Annabeth spoke "Who are you why are you here and are you friend or foe?" her voice was calm but I could tell she was confused
"I am Faramir captain of the guard and son of the Steward" the man in front said dismounting "but tell me why is a fair maiden such as yourself here in the Province of men? you should have left with the women and children," he continued as he stepped forward.
Annabeth looked as if she would explode with rage. BAFF! Faramir tumbled backwards his helmet reverberating from the blow. I knew first hand that Annabeth's slaps hurt. I wanted to shout "how's that for fair maiden?" but Annabeth looked scary.
"Think before you speak doth my arrows fly" she said with a pompous British accent.
"Woo yeah give him hell for us!" I spun around to see the orcs cheering
Faramir got over his surprise and backed away cowering he mounted his horse
"Prepare to die orc filth" he said trying to muster his dignity. his soldiers were snickering.
"Oh I'm so scared boo hoo witle Fawomier is twying to kill us" the orcs said in mocking tones Faramir reddened "charge!" he screamed and his Cavalry charged. by this time the campers were running up the hill and with the help of the cavalry men we began to fight
Two hours later
Annabeth POV
I stood on the battlefield carrying bodies and looking for survivors. The orcs had run away after two hours of hard battle. many demigods and mortals had been killed along with half of the orcs. Percy and I were unharmed but most others couldn't say the same. Nico di Angelo limped on crutches over half blood hill with Will solace whose nose was broken and had a nasty arrow wound in his arm but he was still performing emergency medical aid. I gasped. as I saw the mutilated face of Connor Stoll he was breathing but barely
"Will I need a medic right away" I shouted before moving on it was then when a fat man with a hunting cap and a shotgun came slinking out of the woods
"Shhh I'm hunting wabits he whispered" just then a rabbit came hopping out of the woods it was huge.
"Ehhh whats up doc? '' the rabbit said, taking a bite of a carrot. I was stunned, but just then two little runts with hairy feet came out of the forest on the other side of the road
"It's getting worse, Sam" one of them said. He had black hair and a gray cloak with a little leaf button to hold the two pieces on his neck.
"I could help mister Frodo" said the other runt dressed the same as the first but not as thin and this one had red hair.
"No, you can't Sam" the first one responded but of course I had no time to think
Because out of nowhere a black haired kid, a red haired kid and a girl with curly brown hair who I could sense was intelligent popped into existence.
"Where did you take us Hermione it's strange" said the red head.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP" I shouted. everyone turned to me and looked shocked. more people kept popping up: a short bearded guy and a tall elf with blond hair came with some guy with black hair, a stuttering pig with a walking giant duck, an old guy with a stick and a long white beard, another old guy with a white beard and a bigger stick all of them looked at me.
"Well who's who?" I asked