Hey guys! So this is my first story for this series and it is just a humorous little thing. I had a lot of fun writing it and I hope you guys enjoy reading it. I understand that the clues might not be the best, but this story is not meant to be taken seriously. I also wanted the clues to seem like a good fit for this couple, meaning ones that Rhys could take in the wrong way.

I would like to give a shout-out to his-red-head for following this story before it ever got posted. I cannot believe that you supported this story before it made its debut and I could not be more thankful for that. Thank you so much for supporting this story already! I am sorry the previous document got deleted, but I did not forget your support.

I do not own these characters nor do I own this book series! All rights go to Sarah J. Maas.

With that all said, let's get onto the story!

Rhys POV

"Meet me in the cabin. I have a surprise for you." Feyre told me through our mental bond.

"What kind of surprise Feyre Darling? It wouldn't happen to involve you and a wall, would it?" I say and feel her laugh down the bond.

"You'll never know if you don't show up" She replies, making me laugh.

"Cruel, Wicked Female of mine".

"That I am and you like it" she replies as I feel her smirking across the bond.

I winnow to the cabin and land in the living room. The inside has changed since Feyre first came here. There were little throw pillows on the couches and chairs, plus some blankets thrown over the backs of the couches. Some of her paintings hung on the walls and some of her favorite books had been placed on the table in the middle of the room. Looking over to the kitchen, it didn't look too different except for the colorful rags, which actually went well with the furniture in the living room.

"Feyre" I call out, but don't get a response. I try reaching down the bond to her, but I run into a barrier. What the hell?

I run up the stairs to our room, but when I walk in I don't see anyone. I check the closet and bathroom, but they're empty. Sitting down on the bed, I can hear and feel something crinkling underneath me. Pulling it out, I realize it's a letter with my name on the front.

That's never good.

I can feel my heart beginning to pound harder and it starts to sound louder in my ears than it ever has before. I slowly open the envelope and pull out this small card.

Rhys, We've had four years together

and they've honestly been great

But now I wanna play with you

Find where you made me your mate

What the fuck? She can't mean on her, otherwise she would be here. I try down the bond again, but come across that stupid barrier again. Sometimes I regret teaching her to make that barrier. Where I made her my mate…that would be the kitchen. Standing up I run back down the stairs and enter the kitchen.

"I guess I'm looking for another envelope" I say to myself as I start opening drawers. I check every drawer, but find nothing so I turn to the fridge where I see the note taped to it.

"This has to be some kind of human game" I think to myself as I open the second letter.

You found me! Good for you

I believe I have found you too

Don't you worry, don't you fret

Why don't you go where we both get wet

"Now you're just torturing me" I say as I run back upstairs and go into the bathroom. Looking around the room, I don't see this one as obviously so I'm guessing she actually hid this one. I open the drawers, but find nothing. Searching the cabinets and the bath, I don't find it there either. Where we both get wet. The only other place here for us to get wet is the birchin. I quickly winnow there, where I see the note taped to the door. I quickly check in there for her, but unsurprisingly she isn't there.

Number three, isn't this fun?

Just think, you're halfway done

I know you're tired and a little upset

Why don't you go and eat some brisket?

"You're lucky I love you considering all the running around you're having me do" I say to myself even though it's meant for her. Walking back inside, I step back into the kitchen and open the fridge, finding the note taped to the top of a container of brisket. Grabbing the letter I also grab the meat, getting a quick little snack before opening this fourth letter. "This had better be fucking worth it, otherwise you're going to pay" I say down the bond, but again – nothing. Opening the fourth letter, something falls out, but I catch it before it hits the floor. Holding it up, it's a piece of paper with the number 7 painted on there. My lucky number.

You stopped for a snack

I know you did

So number five in the living room

Is quite well hid

I step into the living room quickly and before going back to re-read it. Well hid? Oh fuck. I go to one of the couches and start picking up every pillow, including the couch cushions, digging around for this note. I pick up the blankets on the back and look underneath the couch. Nothing. I go to the other couch and do the same thing to it, along with both chairs, but still come up with nothing. I look towards the fireplace, but quickly shake my head.

"If she threw it in there, I can't be expected to find it" I think to myself before going to the books on the table. Picking up one at a time, I flip through them to search every page only to come up empty. After checking all five books, there is still nothing. The only other things in here for me to search are the picture frames on the wall, so I head over there and start taking them off. One-by-one I search the backs of every picture until I come to the last one. The one she painted and gave to me the night of her first solstice with us as our High Lady. Taking that one off carefully, I flip it over and there is the letter – plain as day. After putting the painting back up where it belongs, I open the letter with more intrigue than I have had in the past.

Aren't you happy yet?

I gave you that one

Let's make this easy

What room has best view of the sun?

I drop the letter, quickly running up to the empty spare room. I kind of just stand there for a moment, imagining what would eventually be in this room. A crib, a rocking chair, a changing table and so much more. All we needed to do was make our little one first. I start smiling, thinking about that future before remembering why I was in there. The room is empty, so this should be an easy find. I look at the walls and the windows, all over the floor and even in the closet, but there is no letter in here. Sighing, I put my head back for a second only to see the note taped to the ceiling. I start laughing before I can really think about it because it's quite funny.

"It seems someone has become more in tune with her powers" I try one more time down the bond and I can feel her laugh in response which tells me her barriers are down. Using my power, I make the darkness slice the tape, allowing the note to fall in front of me. Final one.

I said there's a surprise

And that is true

While it may not be big

It's in the room painted blue

Blue. Blue. Is there a room in this cabin painted blue? Bedroom? No. Guest room? No. Kitchen? Living room? Bathroom? Birchen? No No. No. No. Room painted blue. Then it hits me. Our bedroom in the town house. But why did she send me out here only to end it there? Making sure I have all of the clues, I winnow back to the town house and end up in the foyer. I don't see or hear anyone else so I just run upstairs to our room. Upon opening the door, I immediately see a small wrapped present sitting in the middle of the bed. No sign of Feyre. No note that I can see. Just the present. I walk over and sit on the bed before reaching for the present, keeping an eye and ear out for anyone. Slowly unwrapping the present, I eventually come across a painting that has a date on it and I can feel another envelope taped to the back. Carefully taking it off, I open it to two lines:

Now that I have had my fun

Why not say hi to our little one?

Little one? I sit there thinking for a minute before it hits me. But she isn't. I would've known. I mean, fae have preternatural sense of smell, I would've smelled it on her.

"You're pregnant?" I say unbelieving through the bond.

Feeling her laugh and joy down the bond, tells me enough. But then she says, "Surprise!".

I laugh and feel the joy spreading through me quickly, but then she says, "I will be done with my meeting in two hours. Be ready to out for dinner. Your two girls are very hungry"

"IT'S A GIRL?!"

I hope you guys had fun reading this little piece. If you liked it then please leave a review and let me know about it. I might make this a little series, if you like that idea then please let me know.

I will see you all in the next story!

S.S.S.